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+VineFynn Of course it's just an amalgamation of stereotypes but what's amazing is how natural he seems to be at it.
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It's no problem, giant enemy crabs can be easily dealt with.
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Just upvoted for the last sentence.
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You saved yourself there in the last sec.
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Why? It's what the NRA genuinely wants to know. Everyone wants a gun now, why not the nerds?
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They explained that later, forgot how.
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And I thought I could just can check out anytime but never leave.
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Dude, don't get all philosophical, it's obvious that "fire extinguisher" stands for penis. PENIS! Simple as that.
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You got issues.
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I'm funny and this is autistic as fuck.
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Pashtu/Urdu
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♪
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freesk8 What if their black? Like, really, really black?
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***** Spraying white stuff out of a phallus-shaped container of reddish color?
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***** Humor? What is that? I am all about penises, just like my great-grandfather Sigmund Freud.
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it's the iPhone 9, now with more space than the iPhone 8 which had more space than the iPhone 7…
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***** Straight cock is OK?
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Because it could be said about everything (thus a non-explanation) but isn't? I mean when Hitler got elected people didn't say that this is god's plan. Neither did they when Pearl Harbour happened.
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the 18th century was thousand years ago! :O
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1:17 great face! matches the situation
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Getting help from a government institutions no way, I will just pull myself by my bootstraps, just like Republicans tell me to do… ;)
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ARMS! I want my bazooka!
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He found out about the secret, now Jason has to stay with them.
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And the Republicans were against it.
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Not Crazy I would have said the same had OP been talking about a rapist or murderer.
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@falchard Why would they get benefits?
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the gt4016 really exists :O
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Why "funniest" I don't get it? It's just the finest news source.
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kid glove humour?! you might re-watch the old videos, but I do have to admit that they seemed to have made it about the vice president more often
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@senseishley You might be on something, I've never seen them together on air.
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@Wolfman7870 You can close it and you can delete it, one is made rather simple to the user, the other not.
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You too like to chew carpets?
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No remake will ever be better than the original moving picture.
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I want my share!
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His eyes are moving instead of his head, learn your teleprompt/cue card reading.
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Jim looks a bit sickish, foretelling of some story element :) or for real :( ?
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dust bowl…
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We need more reasonable compromises like that! Do you have a concept for bringing together all the major religions?
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@asyouweresir He was talking about evacuating it because it was clear that it would collapse any minute, that's also why the BBC reported of it too early.
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@MrSafetymeeting But only before the person is in it.
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@kaluhami88 the mask had to go off
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@megustaverlas Do you? I haven't been aware of that.
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@JUARITOSWAY It's a chemical reaction of sulfur compounds.
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@niceanders1000 True, JB was fake.
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@zvi303 Look on the website. BTW, u mad it's not as fair and balanced as Fox News?
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Yeah, like the real news about what the NRA has to say, … oh wait!
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medieval potatoes?
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@splashlog01 Indeed.
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@javari it's very likely that you would pay for them when having private healthcare
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even you believe it, it wasn't
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well, at least latter don't claim to be "pro life" :D
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@hellrazor117 I thought it was granite.
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@AnonymousElektron cool story, bro
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@Europemaster Didn't RWJ just make one single video that he is uploading and uploading again?
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@xLizeyBx a man posing as a boy in order to molest kids is a joke to you?! shame on you!
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The German was horrible on so many, even the question itself.
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@Tamayo1980 Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11, that's correct, but that doesn't make 9/11 any more a conspiracy.
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> why is it that so many suffer from hypothroidism in this country??? Is it really compared to comparable countries without water fluoridation? > Fluoride is the cause of skeletal fluorosis, and the early symptoms are arthritic joint/bone pains It might well be, but in what amounts taken in (remember not all of it accumulates). Anyways you seemed to make an argument about linking less intelligence/astuteness to fluoride, something AJ loves to make.
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@produccionesmiranejo No, it's not, there are really bad people out there targeting old people with these type of scams, that's no joke, warn your grandparents.
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@pornace Wait so you're telling me they are not really have a discussion?!! Like the news anchors after the news?!!
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@guitarscores Cellphone cameras in 2001? Where you already born back then?
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push it to the limit!
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@xmags13x was it obvious to you that Justin Bieber was a fake?
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just wait till Apple closes the App store
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Too bad stabbing to death is much harder than deadly shooting someone.
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Hehe japanese style.
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lol AJ viewer
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I am neither but for putting the draft in place does it need to be time of war? Those people would then be conscripted and if not in war then reservists of a militia army, just like e.g. a major part of all male, adult Swiss citizens.
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she doesn't look like 16
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@Reallysexyname Morrowind and the previous ones too.
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@purplebubblez45 you know these plastic vampire teeth, well you can get the same in canadian-teenie style
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@mikamaeful It's not fake, I saw it on TV.
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@SpdDemon69 All a matter of definition.
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@TrolloftheTube yep, all his idently, just fake... I still can't believe it
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@SabbaghProductions They have more sort of allies, all states that feel excluded from the rest, like Iran and Zimbabwe and such, look for their English state outlet, it's fun to read.
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@JollyGreenGiantCock There's already morphine for that.
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@Pinkbrooke64 true, this fake teenager was really convincing
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@theHaxprocessor more than one
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are those the people that read the scriptures most and claim to know all the fundamentals?
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@Kandimann Well, the main theme was projection of bad feelings onto an ethnic group.
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this is not about opinions, I for one would like to have a petite pet girafe, but about chances and the Gary Johnson thing has to be one of the least likely possibilities in their list
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@dakiler2028 this justin bieber is fake, true you are
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@asyouweresir Firemen described how they were certain that building 7 would collapse any minute which is why they evacuated the region around it.
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@anddanew yeah, it's really messed up what paedophil people would do in order to get some teenage pussy
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@circlestrafe It is whatever you want it to be. Yeaaah!
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Cool artistic work of fiction and falsehood.
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@xtinct2 she got pranked hard, search for it if you don't know it yet
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@mareyowsta Sadly not, old people might not be able to realize that the letter is fake.
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@MMJ420Gardener After 10 years it's OK.
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@DemigodsProductions They sure will change it, just like the last 65535 times. BTW: Demigod, LOL.
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@Sindre1 It is.
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@jazzer741 A little bit too Roman-friendly to what most Christians believe.
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> "It overcomes the barriers/boundaries/obstacles/trips!" I doubt it, or do you claim that everyone who has a different faith in fact has no faith? In fact I would argue everything we see, feel, hear, … is up to interpretation and the "boundaries" you are talking of are also there because we have personalities.
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shaving stuff, anti-wrinkle cream and baby powder
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Not all citizens can be part of the conscripted army (militia), why should all be able to have "arms"?
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remember, they always leave a camera man behind, in every show, no exceptions
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@v12345c There are people who take Fox News seriously.
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@ihavemonkeysinmybutt The patent expired 1969
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@VelaToNorma7 They don't seem very enlighten to me.
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@jecova Cameras shouldn't be allowed to be in front of writers.
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@Gacktosan3 9/11 was not the direct reason for invading Iraq…
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@bec199008 So scamming elderly people is a joke to you?! What would your grandma say to this, you little piece of shit?
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Very important.
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Seems like Loughner got one of those faulty ones. Too soon?
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@cripin21 it's what drives the economy!!!!11111 therefore it needs to be subsidised just like oil and gas!!!11111
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not everyone does that, you know?
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if you are nit picking then I will too: earthquakes might be caused by other reasons too (although often on a much smaller scale)
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@CrunchyDaddy No. 11 on the list on their site.
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@paramore886 you feel bad for a guy who was a fake teenager called Justin Bieber?
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nah, the liquid filling disqualifies it
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depends on the type of shot
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1:10 all 90s shoes?
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Chinasmack
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@MidgetHulkSMASH have fun needing a screensaver
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It suggests that indeed in colloquial talk (and laws as interpreted by shysters, LOL), but not e.g. in formal logic.
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@thousandfootkrutchro People stop bashing the easter bunny you cannot disprove it.
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AV club channel running bad again, eh? Well, no wonder looking at the "recent" videos there…
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@stichguy "race of people", another point to make would be the vague definition of "human races"
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@asyouweresir You can find videos on firemen being interviewed who describe this.
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@ProtectAus Don't believe every such theory, just yours?
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@splashlog01 It's where Irish in the UK would go if it was in the UK.
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@mk2398 don't be angry, many fell for the fake justin bieber
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@imatelly A little fire? A whole side of the building was on fire and it got hit by debris from the collapsing twin towers. The steel never reached liquid state, the temperatures weren't high enough.
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Skooma!
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impossible, she was put to sleep, can't you see? :->
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@hsadman2 It was so quickly because it was a chain reaction of floors falling on each other.
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Beware of BIG RED LETTERS WITH WHITE OUTLINING.
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@JDCOBRA65 There was no molten steel, the one image conspiracy theories love to use for this claim is light used for helping in the rescue operation.
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@realdad32 Exactly and a gun is only safe if it's seen, therefore it should be held in head level.
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@aahmed215 The are quite some sites clarifying some of the most stupid claims the conspiracy theorist make, e.g. that the steel melted or that planned demolitions are from top to bottom.
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@DivineFellowship Betrayal in WWI?! Lolz, some later stamped as "Jews" (many who didn't consider to be "Jews" or sometimes didn't even knew) contributed greatly to this epic failure, even to such an extend that the Nazi made special paragraphs in the race laws in favour for those "halflings" who helped the axis in WWI.
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@marvesmarves since when is today now back?
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@Slayer5551 It has to be French as the French would never remember something English.
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just like today with the obamacare decision…
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@acebulf more muscle mass also means you need more energy for tasks, not because of the weight but because of it being there
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@sum1yasnevagunnanooo well he won't, now that he's arrested
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Ah interesting, thanks!
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@LoStHoPe21 yepp, it's fake, all that bieber stuff, just fake...
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Playing scoutknivez
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@Jeffhardyextreme619 yepp, it's true that his identity was all fake
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@awdrifter3 Also it might have looked differently in black and white.
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> I dont see gayanimals in nature You probably didn't see quite some things in nature… they do exist though.
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aquarium un-whales?
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well, you never know whether there aren't parts that you might find use for one day
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indeed, that 80c coupon is, they said it in the video
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u sure seem to like to think about ghey secks
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@jpjo47 falsetto voice, look it up
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@NYK2O God's eye as represented numerous times and for hundred of years, even, or esp. before the enlightenment age.
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@bikerboy91 Huh? Why would an Al-Quaida man speak Farsi?! Urdu makes more sense.
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that's what she said
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@dantheman06111989 Nah.
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@yellowcougar18 The other one was first marked then removed.
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@journeyer58 And people would have no hair on their hands.
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good music for sleeping
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Urdu?
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@reddesire8 Urdu, That's what they speak in Pakistan.
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@Loreki What's happenin' forum/guys?
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@GalexOwns like really much and such?
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well, you can still his comics on the onion site
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religious as in Ayn Rand follower?
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@mizzahsalamo15 yepp, Justin Bieber, just a fake
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@LexiLovesBrownEyes3 colored contact lenses
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@cjpolodo It says "September 2010" in the corner.
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@Bi0hazardx The floors gave in, that's why it seemed like there were explosions.
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not from the NSA
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@Thejerkgirl95able nope, the identity of justin bieber is not real, it was all a fake like they said in this video
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@AsamiAisetero it's certainly no joke to me if an 51-old guy tried to molest some kids this way, what's wrong with you that's it a joke to you?!
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@sevendust62 Money is not involved? But I heard the Rabbi is given a tip.
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@asyouweresir What about it? A building hit by debris and on fire for hours and on top of that 1/3 hollow.
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@ichigo73186 Ahahaha, molten iron, that's a good one. Indeed for molten iron it would have needed more than extreme temperatures, but there was none. Remember molten aluminium is not molten iron and workers digging in the rubble in the evening and having a floodlight there isn't workers standing (unprotected) around a puddle of molten iron (I am referring to the BS of some major truther vids).
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@tctheunbeliever On this mountain in Greece where women aren't allowed.
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Then what are conscripted reservists?
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not to forget his tax evasion
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> I don't know if Illuminati = Free Masons exactly No, actually quite different on the paper at least.
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You don't care about them? Don't you have any social sense? Are you by any chance… wait, so you would sent yourself to Afghanistan?
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@SexyFish660 Yeah, but it's probably too good for people in the new world.
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@asyouweresir What about it?
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@elucidative What?! Oh no! Where? Where?
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@baskuk No no, it's all real.
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@reservoirpo It's not staged, it's the truth!
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With "images" I meant representations in our head, thoughts, models, … not necessarily "pictures" in the naive sense… And in the end these representations differ from person to person and can't be perfectly communicated to other people, esp. not using language with all its ambiguities, etc…
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@jebus9936 yepp, Justin Bieber so fake
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@jcost2012 no more mistery after his newletters became public
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@andrewclunn This is how the casino license then gets transfered in a round-robin manner.
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There are videos showing how one of the tower didn't fell very straight for the last 1/3.
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@spinmonkey4401 And I thought that was because you loved nature so much.
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lol AJ
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@ImRoflolpwned This video is very interesting, it is no joke for me.
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not only soybeans but GMO soybeans!!!111 what's next, beer (hops)??!
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@argonoch 5 hours each for every 15 minutes of non-outtakes
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@melora72 He took breaks.
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@Candy786able 1) yepp 2) he was a circus performer and trained every day 3) all fake 4) there are many people of his alleged ancestry that look like this 5) all fake 6) good falsettos can mimic any voice 7) yepp 8) we're in the 21st century dude, nowadays masks resist everything like this 9) not when it is made of the same material as flesh lights 10 ) coloured contact lenses 11) getting such a mask is easy too 12) the mask was really good 13) modern nano technology 14 ) yepp
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@ilikemunting another one?
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weak 'n review
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@ben2028 That aircraft went there with quite some acceleration and you know what happens to object that accelerate?
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@gulllars Seems like someone does not know good British comedy.
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TheOnion is not comedy! >:O It's finest news.
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Once all that children from tennie moms grow up? ;)
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@W7edwin English, American and Cajun?
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voting system = taxing system? :->
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@RoboJules Oh you US people.
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@wthjrtx1 Why have everything duplicated several times? That bloats the government in total.
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@TheMartinez08 Yes he is, they clearly said so.
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I have never seen both of them on one photo. Coincidence? I think not…
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@TheRealSAproductions it wasn't obvious to me that he was fake
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actually it's 532,983 ½
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@SomeTrespassing But what if the evil side is the good side and/or vice versa?
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worst acting ever, he is smiling all the time
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@valentinVEVO ah, so you wanted to write "muselmann"?
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I question your existence, you should too. ;)
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@Rodnus A surplus compared to just before Clinton took office.
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@GeneralFatman27 Then what about woman-only groups?
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@MissDannii12x onn are always the fastest ones
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@SubconsciousGatherer there was already a man doing that, writing a book about it and filming a movie about it
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except pork pie
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That's important to know, nonetheless the watermark is so important that one watermark is not enough.
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@hsadman2 Huh? The melting were not that high? No, the melting point for steel is quite high and was probably not reached, but the temperatures were still high enough so that it lost most of its strength.
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And RPGs, phasers, laser guns, ion cannons, gluon guns, gauss guns, …
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not pretty? booohoo, they should've just pulled themselves by their bootstraps or go being poor somewhere else
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my bet is on real ones, less work
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My family member dying would make me sad, your point?
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@Taymurch1234 you are correct, justin bieber is fake
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CAPS LOCK RAGE
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@LOGIC42369 Apparently even other republicans dislike her too.
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@asyouweresir Are you doing this on purpose or you really want me to repeat it? For the 3rd time, not some small fire, but a whole side of the building was on fire + it was hit by falling debris and it was a strange construction.
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0:59 typo detected: "thier"
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I asked them and they, the ones you call false Christians, sincerely affirmed that they are in fact the true ones and you are a false one, now who should I believe? Can't you just do a final showdown and settle this matter once and for all?
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@HerraYar Your comment seems to suggests that the video suggests that, when if fact it does not.
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no you
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Hasn't anyone asked for escalators yet?
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is the joke really about Muslims rather than what would be censored in even such a show?
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placeholders, real ones too complicated ;)
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@asyouweresir No, reptilians, also the Vatican and Lord Xenu.
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@hsadman2 Steel-supported floors did collapse the last example you cited, but i.a. because it was a different construction a chain-reaction like in the twin towers did not occur.
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Isn't that the guy from troublehacking?
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For 300 $ you can buy a Nexus and it costs 300 $ dollar less than an iPad, do you know what you can buy for 300 $?…
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who says they don't? might still take a buck from repubs
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@katiexbohxbatie Very interesting, thank you! I didn't knew about this interesting oddity of US federalism.
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@ConsoleApostate the stone cutter guild of 1138
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Sean seems irritatingly anxious, maybe he should switch to decaf.
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@asyouweresir Satanists? Not reptilians?
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@MultiRockstar34 And they would know the people from the other years?
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@SouthParkTweekRules 5.) nope, they just met him for the cameras 6.) a former circus artist would 7.) so what? 8.) all part of the plan 9.) the name is copyrighted
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Warning! Despite the avatar this is not an official Onion representative. For one, do you see the background color? It doesn't match the background color of the page. I repeat, no affiliation with The Onion® on this one.
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Whacking something with a wrench upgrades sentries, teleporter, dispensers and large hardon colliders.
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@Daviticus042 That's the point, this way they are immune.
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@MrTheEggman Mine too! And I believe yy/mm/dd is the standard for the business short date form in Japan.
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Soo true, it protects against other hollow points.
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@booyahz No no no, that's the Vatican.
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fair use if just for yourself
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@TheAmazingJimmy Implying that America is monocultural… :->
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@kubaner You mean when he talked about the absurd granite monument by Captain Planet?
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@ichigo73186 "Classic" false flag? How many people would have been involved? Think about it.
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@awesome1798 did he touch you?
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What you call waste they call yummy yummy chow.
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@FuzzehDeath If it was fake how could it be news?
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@gulllars fließend
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@FunkEfied Ha ha, yeah I thought the same about Fox News too.
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@seantheBOSS16 Well if this is fake then why it's on the news?
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@babieegirlieexx Yepp, fake he is.
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@bonniebolton27 You must understand, after he will be shot, you will love him even more.
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@zg76 a child is by definition born
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@witalian1 Huh? Wasn't the faster than light result somewhere else?
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Kelly knows what DVDs are, I thought he was still on VHSses?
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@bruinjogger On the bright side you can go to Germany and take part in "Fortschritt durch Technik", jawohl!
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2.) The golden rule as found in many other religions, ideologies, law texts, that's fair. 1.) To obey something you would first have to have an image of it in your mind, i.e. an interpretation, don't you? Not as simple as it sounds IMHO. And wouldn't there be more consensus if everything was so simple and "obvious"?
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@m8tate The joke is that Muslims are resistant to this attack. ;-)
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@hsadman2 Well, but 12Weasel is right, steel looses weakens at temperatures much lower than its melting point.
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@asyouweresir I was talking about in relation to tower 7, but either won't look for them or tell me that it's staged since it would go against your conspiracy ideology.
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@cantsnapurpicture To black muslim communists only!!!111
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and the RTS games before, probably an old canned sound
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he started working on it before WW1, he had enough time
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@seany577 falsetto voice, look it up
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Because they have mandatory conscription training which makes you a reservist once you complete it, then you are able to have a gun. I bet most psychos get filtered out there (there is a medical checkup before the training begins, oh and since not-so-long you can do community service instead).
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@TheGMEM What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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@mzjustinbieber4ever you shouldn't love a fake identity of an old man
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yes we know all this JB was fake, we've all seen the video
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So an isolated human being would learn about it too? Considering that people even have to learn about parallax effects and such I doubt it.
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@ichigo73186 "freefall" No comment, unless you learn some physics. "symmetrically" That's not correct, WTC7 fell far from "symmetrically". It was hit by debris and not a good construction to withstand something like that (halfway down hollow).
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well, poor building collapsed because it was hit by debris, on fire for a long time and an one-third hollow construction, so?
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bla bla?
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@MrGarcia555 U MAD?
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@j4pan isn't she the same 'religion' as travolta and tom cruise?
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Oh my, I'm dead again?
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no Myspace mention?
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@Bi0hazardx There was a coverup of the failings of the intelligentia but not of the facts that there were planes that hit the twin towers.
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thingies
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They should also paint them red as red makes it go faster!
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@Colten95 And when using the term "liberal" one should add whether he uses the international or the US definition (the international definition is what US people call "libertarian").
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@belittle12 Not all mechanized Americans are machines, only fully-mechanised are, you dimwitt droid!
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@ImmortalCRO 2001 November 11th
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@ilikemunting I guess he couldn't be too extreme when being communist at the same time.
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@funzzer123 Someone who went go protest with unions? Who was for redistribution of wealth? What a lib, no place for such individuals amoung today's republicans! Grand class, baby!
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Freud, is that you?
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@camachablox that's because it had JB in it
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illinoisfilm?
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@prinxezrass16 Of course Justin Bieber is not a pedophile, but the real person behind him is!
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poop, it can't just stay in the nest
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@Freddy3740 He did ask the Reps, because of them abortions are exempt.
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not necessarily, look at the video on the americans-for-tax-reform guy featuring himself
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Well, but that's still gun control, even if the majority of male, adult citizens are allowed to have a gun.
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and the same who saw a movie that
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@rjc0234 Showing the house of lords debating the non-existent constitution?
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@drealm That's the eye liner.
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The fact that it mentions possible Muslim outrage and possibly the only thing that they would censor apart from their channel and timeslot guideline (if this was a real show) makes it offensive to you? So not only illustrations of the prophet are offensive now but even the fact that it's offensive?! C'mon, that's absurd.
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@Angelocekevusik falsetto voice
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@UniversalAgent They don't like when their prophet or pigs are pictured.
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the logic of stealing yoghurts?
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there is not much to back up what you claim
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@RandallLaine yeah I wonder why, it's not as he was the president or such…
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@xopinksparklesxo98 fake is what justin bieber is
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@c29365c wake up, don't try to be fooled by the fake identiy of this 51-years old creep
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but of course, all ever, just like the killing of Ceasar
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the kindle is not a glowing rectangle
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@vidael They outsourced their support and public relations department to India just like all other larger companies.
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@robbypjr Our nature is how we were born.
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@H2Ohexagon There are eco people out there who believe that humanity needs to greatly reduced, probably including the creator of the Captain Planet series.
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Well, then it's up to interpretation again, isn't it?
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"Everybody knows the truth" I don't agree with this claim. I see no evidence to back this up.
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@JUiiCYxC0UTUREx3 sounds fine to me, just like fox news
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@joealaffa07 true, justin bieber was a fake and the news was brought you by the finest news network
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@piss666off Hell yeah, I wanna be rich! Where do I sign?
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You failed to understand what "observe" means in that case.
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@asyouweresir Look it up, you can find a video created from a helicopter where they show how the whole side is on fire.
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@rhshodagsellis "molded together" I'm sorry, but You sir, make no sense.
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they have been doing Africa quite a while now, there is nothing shocking about it anymore
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Dunno, but they find very old corpses there, e.g. from Roman times.
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@Nickmorama No, the piglet photo is no fake.
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@SubconsciousGatherer If you look at the old Onion videos you'll see they are talking much slower there.
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@Sei1863 Butt... but.. it's the voice of AMERRIKUA!
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@ANND9496 contact lenses, my friend
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that's normally when your immune system is good enough, I stopped getting the flu at this time too, though I never got the shots
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this made me look and laugh at that Bradley Byrne attack ad again
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@whatswithyous well, he went to the same doctor as Mr. Garrison
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@SouthParkTweekRules 1.) that was the man's complice 2.) nope 3.) you can get wigs in all sizes 4.) well, you can do new masks and improve existing ones
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@ElksyL Yepp.
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