Comments by "Shafer Hart" (@ShaferHart) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. And what a home
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  2. You can be bullied and also be "one of the guys" you're just the one guy in the group that gets bullied by everyone. It's a sick dynamic, people can be casual psychopaths towards one another, never ceases to amaze me. I've seen it first hand, one person in our group was bullied/disrespected so hard.. I did interference for him when I could but they were so disrespectful to him, I talked to them about it but didn't make a difference. At some point you have to decide if it's worth it to be that person in the group. Group dynamics can't be changed if you don't like them, that's just not humans work. If you don't like being that person in your group of "friends" you have to change groups no two ways about it. Some people find it hard because sometimes it's their only group of "friends" but trust me you can get new, better, actual friends and even if you don't you're still better off without them. I ended up leaving that group for other reasons and I heard the other guy eventually left them too. Best thing he could've done for himself.
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  3. What the fuck does Tony Hawk's age have to do with him being at "youth" icon? He was hardly young in the 2000s and he was still a youth icon. And still is. The man is a legend. Gen z for mindless zombie.
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  4. Nerd
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  5. It's definitely satirizing the "left" 😂
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  6. It's called the ONION for a reason.
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  7. That's just an offshoot of the AGU.
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  8.  @davidcochran8022  seems he can understand it better than you do: all that pseudo intellectual NONSENSE would make Einstein weep at our stupidity.
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  9.  @beasttitanofficial3768  ah, that bastion of feminism called Venezuela, where little girls used to get breast implants as quinceañera presents. You really need those to "work" and "not depend on a man"
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  10. When I was living in America I was shocked when I saw that people were casually ordering 12 inches subs for lunch. The regular 6 inches one already seemed like more than enough to me.
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  11. @Sofi_Playz what kind of shithole you think your country is? This is America. Here it's the kids that have a say on their parents lives and not the other way around. They can even end their parents political careers. America is great.
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  12. The Onion. Going woke and broke before it was a thing.
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  13. What a load of malarkey. And people wonder why China is eating our lunch: we've been wasting our time with this pseudo intellectual crap.
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  14. The fact is that the female teacher is speaking the truth and it is completely innocent. And it would be innocent if a male teacher had said it as well.
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  15. BangTheRocksTogether 2020
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  16. What you'll hate is that a lot of people DON'T. They're called asshole roommates.
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  17. The jaw of the one on the left tho
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  18. Nah, they're making fun of it. Everything he said is cookie cut sjw dogma, nothing insightful
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  19.  @BushBumperBaker  "yt comments suck I'm so so sophisticated for saying this look at me momma" is such an old meme. If they suck so much why the fuck are you reading them and replying even? Fucking tryhard. The comments are one of the best things about this site. If we took out the comments from posers like you they'd be perfect.
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  20. Fuck you. "Shawnas" make sure annoying office people don't ruin the workplace for everyone else. Shawna is a silent hero doing a thankless job. In a world where common sense was indeed common she wouldn't be necessary but we live in this world and people like her do a very important job that the rest of us don't want to do because we don't want to be seen as "annoying" but the ones being annoying are the ones who have to be reminded to do basic, common sense things!
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  21. Ouch, that sounds spiteful. Did she ask you out and you turned her down? Lol
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  22. "Coworker with two computer screens not fucking around" 😂😂
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  23. This comment is funnier than the video 😂
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  24. You should be chairing a history department somewhere. Be well.
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  25. You were both beneficiary and victim of this effect
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  26. This is probably sexist today. Or something.
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  27. Attractive woman privilege. Millions of too ugly to look at women would kill for the privilege of turning heads on their way to work. This woman will too once it stops happening.
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  28. Funny but inaccurate. I challenge anyone to find a high profile case where this happened. In reality those guys become radioactive nowadays and if they do get a job it's usually worse. Ask Jonathan Kaiman who lost it all and it's probably bagging groceries in New Delhi these days. All because he had a dalliance with some girl who changed her mind about the encounter after the fact.
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  29. ​@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die I have a movie idea, hear me out..
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  30. Postponed to 2030
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  31. A woman working construction sounds rough. I believe you she would be a 4 or something 😂
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  32. ​ @adrianagflores5587 how was bankruptcy? 😂
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  33. They have javs of this
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  34. ​ @J90JAM  if you can straight up say you’re a 7 without qualifying it then you’re either great at lying to yourself like a woman (an underrated but very useful skill to have even if it doesn't get much love) or you’re actually way better looking than a 7.
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  35. ​ @Beaneabean Double standards. To this day, no one has convinced me that women have been "victimized" to a degree that justifies it being such a dominant cultural focus for the last few decades. It got the Dems the "women vote" for a while though. Thank God Trump won.
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  36. ​ @USN1985dos how do you think they made it? Wasn't principles lol
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  37. Doesn't it sound like he's reciting a religious dogma? Yes he does. This is gold.
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