Comments by "Kolljak" (@Kolljak) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. I love the fact the moment Galactica showed up on screen chat started spamming "Galactussy" i have never laughed so fucking hard.
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  2. My favorite negative review for the game was "This game has no wheelchair bound hero, wtf"
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  3. I love how it is "review bombed" when they cancel 45% of a sequel, and essentially commit fraud with no repercussions. I do not play Overwatch but what they have done with OW2, Warcraft Reforged, and Diablo 2 Ressurected issues is either releasing a broken game with no prospects of repairing it, or just canceling promised features to take money w/o delivering the promised product. if i was Blizzard/Activisions lawyer team I would be sweating bullets.
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  4. This mans court room drama is better than anything ubisoft has put out in the last 10 years.
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  5. Imagine being such a justice warrior you have to go and be worse than what you are trying to fight against and end people's livelihood.
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  6. I personally think this is an amazing idea. it allows us the gamers to see what companies we should ban from our household for greed. makes it so easy. 800% banned.
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  7. Now what about Purple who accused someone of a crime without proof and punished people wrongfully. they did more damage to their brand than Spitz.
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  8. i fear for steam when Gaben passes away.
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  9. Not to mention Chinese Architecture in the games trailers in JAPAN.
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  10.  @NikeloaZ  all of their IP's are dead, guess its time to make another starcraft.
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  11. 2 more weeks and they get the revenue from steam. 30days after release is when steam unlocks the funds. cannot wait to see what they do with it.
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  12. wonder how many studios and how many millions need to be lost before these companies realize the golden rule of sales. "The customer is always right". if you feel the customer is wrong, or is bitchy, then its you who are the in wrong and you need to rethink your strategy.
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  13.  @biosyn-ab4261  agreed. most of them suffer from selective amnesia.
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  14. btw. she did have people offer to box her in a charity boxing match after that "fight my... physically" comment. multiple people even agreed to host and organize it. she chickened out. she is a spineless coward.
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  15. That's one way to make the bartender quit asking for your ID.
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  16. wait till asmon learns about Haptic feedback gloves.
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  17. He needs to be removed and replaced along with the whole moderation team.
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  18.  @forx28 I mean, one does need some "creativity" to come up with new pals and abilities.
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  19.  @pikik100  what makes this so weird, is they did a good job with odyssey and its research. guess they didnt want to pay for plane tickets.
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  20. When you neglect your consumer and then no longer hear their cries, only then have you failed as a company completely.
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  21.  @lorecow88  No. the customer is always right. if they complain in large enough numbers to effect your value then you have fucked up and should listen. taste doesn't mater.
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  22. Legend of Zelda : Vietnam
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  23. I think being Asmonds Editor would be a wonderful job you get paid to do shit like this everyday.
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  24. He could not handle the finest potions.
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  25. Sounds like its a subreddit full of incels who dont understand why they are incels.
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  26. We call them "Terminally Online" for a reason.
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  27.  @dominicadrean2160 don't. the marines will have "dark skin" "pink hair" and refer to each other as "them" you will also have to pay a dollar each time you train one.
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  28. calling them game devs is an insult to game devs.
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  29. stash tabs are easy. create a codex of item id's when a player logs out stash those ID's server side, when they log in load them into the stash. rendered client side by requesting those ID's from the clients game. what the client see's is images corresponding to the ID's that are located on the server. this allows the server to call the ID's when someone opens their stash. then remove and store it when the stash is closed. meaning that the stashes are no longer loaded 24/7 when on a server and are stored in data. sorry if I sound redundant coming off of a magic brownie.
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  30. That legit is Psychopathy red flags. it starts with animals and goes to humans.
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  31. Isn't he already harassing women online by saying to "string up" women. the lack of self awareness is amazing.
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  32. could this be considered the 3rd assassination attempt?
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  33. As someone who drank a shit ton of soda. at 32 I had my gallbladder fail me and had heart arrhythmia. I spent the last 6 years drinking water and the flavored water cups like Crikul's and AirUps. I am doing much better and lost nearly 42 pounds. though the weight loss might be because of the gallbladder loss seeing how i cannot eat processed foods, corn syrups and sugars anymore. please make sure you understand what you are putting in your body. Soda contains a shit ton of corn syrup which in small amounts is fine, but not all the time.. turning you self into a fucking Stretch Armstrong toy.
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  34. when the people in charge cannot tell fiction from reality. that's when we have problems.
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  35. I have seen no toxicity in the community. what I think is that guy is toxic as shit and his homies don't want to play with him so he outlets at someone he doesn't like because its easier than inward reflection on his own actions.
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  36. Ban any and all GameFreak game. they abused the gamer, now its time for the Gamer to abuse back.
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  37. Your actions have consequences.
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  38.  @whenpigsfly8178  clearly her first boyfriend was not up to her standards. god only knows how that went. he probably realized she was nuts and dumped her.
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  39. further proof mankind is fucking stupid.
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  40. Nintindo should lose this. if they win I will call some shenanigan's. someone getting paid off levels of shenanigan's.
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  41. Hategooner is gone. reddit probably emptied out space for an entire server too after deleting all his posts.
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  42. Helldivers Mods digging so deep they might get banned for having PSN accounts while being in China.
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  43. Ahhh be nice she is Japanese. its sort of their culture to be small things. the fact she knows who asmon is means you have spread globally asmon-senpai.
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  44. To be more accurate she was confused as to why her numbers where going up on viewers, was told asmon and asked who he was, she was told an American streamer and was saying nice to meet you.
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  45. The steam port was a desperate attempt to gain player count. since people are exodusing.
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  46. When you are young, your brain fills in the blanks, but when you are older your brain quits doing this and sadly needs more to fill in the ever thinning blanks. this is why simple graphical games are unappealing to most but not and issue to the young.
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  47. and record it.
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  48.  @molkereis8626  I mean i guess she doesn't have to worry about mobility in heavy armor :|
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  49. someone needs tell asmon its called "having fun" if you are not having fun you naturally dont want to play it.
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  50. Look on the bright side, now twitch can ban you because it would be transphobic.
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  51. When will bobby learn you cant just be a part of secret island sex clubs. He almost got caught at Jeffery's place last time.
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  52. 20 year old engine showing its age.
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  53. Legalize Asylums
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  54. I am glad I was able to refund on release day before it came out.
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  55. Alysaa is the very definition of a Cyber Bully. she keeps shoveling shit about people to keep herself relevant.
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  56. I am wondering how many of those 164k are bots and paid likes.
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  57. imagine being against racism so much you become the racist. good job google.
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  58. The UN is one of the most corrupt organizations ever. UN workers in Gaza hid hostage bodies inside their compound, drove infront of combat to let HAMAS operatives escape and even stole food and supplies from civilians to give to HAMAS. this is all recorded.
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  59. hElLoFeLlOwKiDz
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  60. He never wanted to NOT sign. they attacked him on TV.. I think the real reason the white house let him back is the looming boycott of US goods in EU.
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  61. A Norwegian oil company actually turned away a nuclear sub and refused to refuel its generators.
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  62. I remember when blizzard was the height of quality. now I hope they burn so those IP's can go to companies and devs that care because if they did then this shit wouldn't happen.
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  63. He didnt wear a leather jacket, looked to be road burn. must hurt like hill.
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  64. New York Times sold out.
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  65. When you can buy your way into and out of anything.
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  66. planes have a weight limit or they can crash killing everyone. she is lucky they let her on at all.
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  67. I made an off comment about how he had the worst cupcake factory ever and got hit with the same strike. not just content creators.
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  68. Crome currently shutting down the 3 additional servers he needed alone.
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  69. Martin is making a mistake by generalizing everyone and their opinions into one basket instead of communicating and understanding peoples opinion at all. anti social behavior.
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  70. When stalkers get authority they become tyrants. which no lie sounds like a monster from darksouls.
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  71. What if... they never intended to give you PVE from the get go.
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  72. Do not buy Avow. it apparently was made by mentally unstable people who think its ok to attack people and use mental gymnastics to justify their wrong actions. lets it sink.
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  73. being blocked by sweetbaby is a badge of honor at this point.
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  74. Of course they want him gone. Fascists and Dictators all over thought history are well known for removing people they dont like.
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  75. The Luigi, The Diddler, and Mr. Bankman. truly villians of the DC universe.
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  76. Blizzard Steals breast milk and has bad work culture, gets investigated. Sweetbaby is Openly racist to white people and attacking its community while stealing from ESG funds, somehow gets a pass. I'm concerned that they have more scummy people working in higher places like media groups [journalists] and maybe even the federal government which is concerning to say the least.
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  77. They are going to have to add mobility lifts to each staircase so you just hear... EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mechanical noise as she slowly goes up the stairs on a wheelchair lift.
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  78. Steam is the least hateful site online.
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  79. People are shameless. That's the real problem. I believe a firm Temp 24 day ban, if they do it again. Perma Ban. Always give them a Warning first then delete. this way they can think on their actions and try to improve and if they cant, out the door.
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  80. adobe trying to be unity for the worse user agreement ever.
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  81. Asmongold is just transitioning into an airbender.
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  82.  @KaleTornado  star wars so long as it old starwars is fine. marvel and disney is.
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  83.  @Temzilla2  not necessary it just makes the goal of capitalism easier. you can have a successful business and not be greedy. but greedy people tend to use what they have to try and make more. there are greedy poor people who are bad at capitalism then there are greedy people who inherit a company and run it into the ground.
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  84. it was not the government. it was the government listening to a crazy guy talk about aliens. keep in mind this same crazy guy faked an alien body before and got caught.
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  85. Alex just wants to get sued into non-existence for defamation lol.
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  86. "The Jedi Standards" "The Fallout Standards" spot the difference.
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  87. Its not possible for a doctor to give a false cancer diagnosis. they are usually pretty 100% about these things, you can become cancer free but that takes years treatment. some cancer is not treatable. show the bills of the treatment. show the type of cancer. if you cannot you lied. you can take a photo and redact shit. people who lie about cancer are disgusting. i have a niece who is 20 with cancer with 7 month and a uncle who is 65 who has liver cancer and 4 months to live. this shit is serious not some grift for stupid fucks to abuse.
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  88. Twitch slowly starting to look like Pornhub
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  89. They do this to everyone and game devs. its part of their plot to make it look more popular than it really is. they go into game devs and spam [WHY NO GAY REPSENTATION] and shit like this to try to force the agenda and if you don't conform they attack you.
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  90. IGN is releasing a slander piece after Blackrock and Sweet baby Inc tried to blackmail and extort 7m dollars out of them.
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  91. If I had to rate IGN I would give it a 7/10
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  92. They found the secret Jewish gold tunnels boys. its over, pull out. I repeat PULL OUT!
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  93. China legit edited Finn off the movie posts for Disney Star Wars.
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  94. Don't worry, while Biden will never touch the presidency ever again, I guarantee you his son will touch crack and record it again. he cant pardon a dumb fuck when no longer in office. Pardons are Temporary, Morons are Eternal.
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  95. They remind me of the villian from the puss n boots movie. tom horner.
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  96. Pretty sure those thighs are what imploded the ocean gate submersible. wait.. this is from a year ago.. did that happen yet?
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  97. IGN is known for using India and Chinese botfarms to fake reviews and ratio's on their YouTube channels. they have been doing it for years. and they are not the only ones doing it.
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  98. The day something made off warcraft passes warcraft behind.
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  99. The took the titties from WoW, the man needs to compensate the loss somehow.
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  100. boy every time I play Rimworld I'm going to be setting red flags all over the place.
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  101. He has to pay his court bills somehow.
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  102. imagine trying to save the environment by being a waste of oxygen.
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  103. watching this only one thing went through my mind. "THOUSAND YEAR DUNGEON!" - Lemongrab, Earl of Lemongrab jokes aside they desiccated a world wonder and should be hit with 20 - 30 years in prison for this.
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  104. Nose ring. enough said.
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  105. Asmonds editor is by far the best editor i have seen... asmond must be paying this man well.
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  106. Zuck just wants to have friends to play Metaverse with. to be honest, as help tools they are fine, but allowed to be "bots" online should be illegal.
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  107. I love how the people calling us Nazi's and Racist are Racist Nazi's themselves going so far in there minority supremacy to ask for a final solution for gamers. SBI and woke fuckers self projecting much.
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  108. who would see the irony of people with bad foresight now having even worse sight because of bad foresight.
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  109. She is a rogue moderator and needs to be fired and removed.
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  110. its more of a "cream" shirt.
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  111. Diabetus Deletus
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  112. Claims you have never seen a real woman. Me staring at the actress that modeled the avatar in stellar blade, who was a real woman.
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  113. Lets see if trump can set a speed run for fastest ban.
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  114. It was a failed coup by an insane president, parliament snuck into congress and voted it as unconstitutional 190 to 0 of 300 members voted against it. soldiers lowered their guns and are on standby. its a failed coup.
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  115. hope is slowly fading... just like his hairline.
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  116. please someone send Rogaine to his PO box
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  117. The V22 is neat but its dangerous as fuck. it has a high rate of engine failure. and if one fails it spins.
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  118. he just wants to go to jail. please someone make his wish come true.
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  119. Anakin was Darth Vader. Luke was the one who blew up the death star. he doesn't know any lore or any of the movies. fire him immediatly.
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  120. Mercante is always a giant mercunte she needs to be fired.
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  121. "never stick your dick in crazy" is legit the advice my mother gave me on dating.
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  122. it's a problem with ai for some reason they tend to go full fascist.
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  123. also for those who don't understand what a cell is, a cell is 10m x 10m and is the square of terrain that loads in and out when you are far away or close up to make the game not die from having everything loaded, and holds navmesh.
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  124. no joke soda can fuck your galbladder up, as someone who lost his on his 31st birthday, be safe bald jesus.
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  125. there are weight limits on planes this is why liquids are not allowed in handbags as when the plane is drifting left and right [or banking] it would cause the plane to lose altitude dude to shifting liquids and weight.
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  126. its because incels in csgo are scared of woman.
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  127. Asmond Old
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  128. Some tell tales to this day of Gaben the White.
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  129. When DEI is such a scam they have make fake followers to feel relevant.
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  130. I would legit back charge that donation back. clearly she doesn't want it.
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  131. Start arming store clerks and giving them the right to protect their property and there would be A. a lot less robbers and B. a lot less stolen stuff.
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  132. if she insults you and writes an article about you its a badge of honor. it means your opinion is correct and hers is wrong.
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  133. They can be banned now perma for impersonating blizzard staff.
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  134.  @t4k3y0ur5hirtoff  actually funny part is i think they could be taken to court over it since they are impersonating blizzards corporate office via fake bans and ban appeals. but that would be petty.
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  135. she just ruined her entire career, Karl legit fought the biggest cheater Billy Mitchel.
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  136. DEI firefighters will cause people to DIE
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  137. It takes talent and skill to take a multi million dollar franchise and turn it into a thousand dollar franchise in a single year or so.
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  138.  @thisisfyne  thats the joke :D.
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  139.  @molkereis8626  at least she can be deployed to hold hallways.
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  140.  @molkereis8626  Jokes aside I don't think she will actually be on the field. it will be the robots. and you swap between them.
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  141. they are learning "Cause and Effect" clearly they should of payed more attention in school.
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  142. If only you could make Asmonds skin darker without being racist... but its scientifically impossible. only then will she talk to Asmond.
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  143. Next YouTube will tell us we can no longer have conjoined beds with our spouses, these rules, oh god what if we show an ankle of a video do we get our hands chopped off.
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  144. I am legit concerned for Biden now, he has had like 5 strokes on stage now. I'm anti trump but dear lord is this the best the democrat's have?.... holy fuck.. put both of them into a retirement home and give me an option that doesnt wear fucking Depends diapers.
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  145. its ok its just proten in the end. and the cobwebs will burn up.
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  146. imagine having a spine in 2023. I find that not giving a shit about anyone's opinion does wonders for my life. in fact the last time i was on twitter was like 6 months ago.
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  147. Al Jazeera is one of those new companies that i am 100% convinced is run by terrorists in the middle east.
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  148. when she hits her 50's he boobs are going to sag so much she could use them as a parachute to jump out of planes. sad to see someone destroy their body for views and clicks.
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  149. I figured it out Asmon. China is using blizzard to try and fix their failing economy though shit mobile game and microtransactions.
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  150. I know why they did it. but i don't accept it. They are just recycling animation poses for the default skeleton in Rainbow six. its the same skeleton they used on recruits. so instead of making a new skeleton with custom animations for the collaboration they just recycled some male operator animations that didn't clip and cut corners. those. 2Balls was borne.
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  151. This is why Larian Studios is a game studio and not Synth Potato. anyone who says "I and a large amount of the player base" usually means to say "me and no one else".
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  152. deport em to China. if they love it there, send em there.
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  153. IGN review was by a guy who just wanted to complain to get attention. so he made it spicy to get people talking about it and looking at the view. it was less about the game and more about page activity.
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  154. Wish granted
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  155. Not all Pro Ukrainian people are actually pro Ukrainian. Their are a lot of people who just use it as a cover to attack people and are not better than the people we fight. Their is a difference between Pro Russian and Ex Russian. She left a long time ago. As a Ukrainian and a Supporter of Ukraine, i am perfectly fine with her playing Nico Robin and the fake UA supporters should get bent and quit using our tragedy as a weapon to force agenda's.
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  156. I find it funny he probably did it just to make them mad and they walked right into it.
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  157. blizzard needs to be asked which finger it wants to be lopped off.
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  158. In China the CCP has control of every company, you must obey their rules or you get shut down. its more along the lines they probably dont have a choice in the mater if they want their game to reach market. infact if I'm not mistaken. Every company must have a CCP member as a board member to sell products.
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  159. Whats going on is the activist journalists are losing their minds and are trying to pull the game down because its Chinese similar to Son Wu Kong game. its people who dont know what their talking about. These are TheGamer, Kotaku, IGN and Black Girls Gamers to name a few.
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  160. Everyone gamer in nasa be like "im about to speed run this shit"
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  161. You never touch a mans bigswig
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  162. Lets make a bet Mr. Editor. if "The Hunt of Gollum" is good, edit asmond completely bald for an entire month, but if it does suck, edit him with a kings main of hair on his head for a month.
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  163. what did the guy do wrong... he didn't put spin on the burrito
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  164. They cant even tell what gender they are, how the fuck could they have a solution to any problem
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  165. only ten for Asmongold.... hold my beer.
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  166. Asmond live lent free in this dudes soul.
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  167. Failed tv star who got fired for being a bitch moves to Ireland. Ireland has my sympathy
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  168. If they really wanted to save the environment then we would refuse to buy anything from China, everyone knows 60% of the worlds pollution comes from there, fucking got a single factory in south eastern china that pumps out more pollution than the Fukashima nuclear reactor leak but no one says a word because Bing chilling social credit score.
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  169. Asmondgold : says a joke. Twitter Warriors : Woosh
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  170. its not easy admitting your the victim of abuse, its ok asmond, we have all been there.
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  171. if everything you see in your eyes is inverted then technically, they are not wrong. [this is a joke]
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  172. imagine being one of the biggest players of a game, and they know you, then suddenly say your name is inappropriate with a bot ass response. its like blizzard wants to see their company die.
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  173. A 2 litter of soda has as much corn syrup as a stretch armstrong.
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  174. Why do they always hire writers who dont know the source.
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  175. The internet is not ruthless, its just all out of mercy. if a woman loses her kittens in a tragedy, we will unit to help her. if a woman takes our culture and blackfaces it, we will lambast her. The internet is true justice. bad gets punished, good gets praised.
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  176. Look. Journo's took titty from us, so we will make our own.
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  177. Find it interesting that the last check box says "Vote Putin". 0:46
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  178. Going to be honest. watching the Skittle Haired people get depressed its funny as fuck.
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  179. all those countries should get their game automatically refunded and I got my refund this morning approved. going to use the money to ship Sony HQ and Box of Chocolate Dicks. anyone want to join in on the fun. nothing like an endless stream of dicks being shipped to your office in an endless conveyor belt of deliveries to show our dislike for this action.
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  180. When Asmon accidently adopted a cat and an anime girl.
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  181. AAA gaming is fucked. not games in general. its the death cry of EA, Ubisoft, and Activision. they up the price of games because people are not buying their games anymore. they are trying to make live service games cost effective by overcharging the player.
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  182. Imagine being healthy in 2025.
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  183. I'm getting Fallout 4 vibes.
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  184. there is this weird trend of anyone who has an idea or opinion that is different than yours is a NAZI, this childlike bullshit needs to end.
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  185. Now im going to make a Martin Luther King Jr story and make him white. its only fair.
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  186. When you streamer curse yourself.
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  187. Forcing an ideology is the most difficult thing in the world.
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  188. I bet they removed all the white people and its for Mobile and requires your credit card and always online to play.
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  189. My brain is telling me there is a correlation with men not wanting to date woman in the US and Sweet baby phasing out sexy woman in the video game world.
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  190. fuck twitch and X. CEO corrupt and do illegal shit.
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  191. If people cannot respect the law, then they should leave the US. we are judged by a jury of our peers. respect that. BLM is no longer a black rights group, that ended ages ago. They are a terrorist group and a black supremist group.
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  192. Never before have I seen a more unprofessional moderator in my life, if they did this in my discord they would lose Mod and be removed from said discord.
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  193. HOPEFULLY after Star Wars goes bankrupt in Disney's hand they will sell it again to someone who isn't fucking stupid.
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  194. How about we make it a law in the US that if any Public tax payer money is used on anything it should be voted on by the people who pay the taxes to make it Publicly
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  195. yep was just about to say this.
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  196. I don't want people who can't figure out what gender they are tell me and my kids what to do.
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  197. is this some sort of new M&M commercial?
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  198. The point of cosplay is to look as close as you can as the character. most of these characters are attractive, and need an attractive person to cosplay as them as close as possible. stop crying and hit the gym and get your life in order.
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