Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. What a shame. She's. So. Likable.
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  2. Babylon Bee ran a funny story about an upcoming film: "Xenomorph: The Misunderstood Alien Queen". I think maybe they were poking fun at Cruella.
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  3. It's "The Drinker Effect". He has 1.8 million followers, many of whom are now saved from shit movies like this. Best of all, they tell their friends. I hope this movie collapses next weekend.
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  4. Knock, knock, this is the FBI investigating child porn in films...
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  5. What do you bet Black Rock is pushing for her to be the director?
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  6. I've read that he was filming the new John Wick movie at the same time as he shot The Matrix 4. He couldn't change his look.
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  7. Elon Musk left a tweet talking about joining Disney as it's new DEI officer.
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  8. Well said.
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  9. She reminds me of Tessa Thompson. A dynamic range from A to B.
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  10. It's so "multi cultural" and "politically correct" that it's nearly unwatchable.
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  11. Brie Larson. *spit*.
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  12. Oh GOD stop talking about the election!!!
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  13. Amen, brother.
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  14. You can accurately assess what a turd is going to be like by the farts that precede it.
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  15. Leigh Brackett had a major role in the script for Empire Strikes Back. Sadly, she died after turning the script in.
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  16. I'd pay good money to see Tatiana: The Legend.
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  17. "But it seemed like such a good idea!"
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  18. Of course she did.
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  19.  @curious011  here you go again, spamming Every Goddam Thread with how This Film Is Godlike And Will Win 10 Oscar's fan boying.
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  20.  @curious011  yes, Michael, you've made it EXTREMELY clear you have a positive opinion. All over the comments. Let me suggest you wash your pants now. You've sperged all over them and it's embarrassing. Who hurt you, that you would like this thin, washed out movie?
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  21. Shhhhhhhhh!!
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  22. You have to be kidding me! No... no you don't. Netflix is uber woke.
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  23. Me too. Drinker needs to expand on Tatiana's character.
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  24. Would SOMEONE please explain what a Hot Topic is? Thanks...
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  25. "You cannot slake your thirst drinking seawater!". We need a Top Ten Stupid Rings Of Powah quotes site.
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  26. Yeah, its always the white guy.
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  27. Yeah, it doesn't take much to write for Disney these days. A copy of Quotations from Chairman Mao on every desk.
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  28. Another Kathleen Kennedy disaster. Fire her already, she's tanked enough movies. "Rey" *spit*!!
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  29. Yeah, that worked so well for the Terminator sequels.
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  30. Zootopia?!????!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!
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  31. She defines the phrase "Resting Bitch Face".
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  32. Bingo.
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  33. See The Expanse for diversity done right. And Guardians of the Galaxy was extremely diverse! (If you're into trees and raccoons).
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  34. "Its better to burn out, than to fade away!!"
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  35.  Jake Paul Pound-For-Pound  wow, you LIKED Star Trek: The Motion Picture AND Eternals? Get help, man.
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  36. You utterly missed the point, dude. Go back and listen again.
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  37. I'm glad I have the original on physical media.
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  38. "Thin" is the word you're looking for. See also: "Shallow". This movie is a kid's pool with 10 adults crammed into it.
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  39. Oh, shit.
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  40. Yeah, it wasn't much good. Not surprising given the D-List talent they hired for writers and director.. Now, if they'd gotten the Russos...
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  41. Yeah, Poul Anderson was a hell of a writer. I liked his werewolf/magic series.
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  42. We live in a Golden Era with Drinker. May he ever be monetized!
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  43. Feel lucky you found the poet of our times, the Critical Drinker. Kneel Before Him! Kneel!
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  44. $$ from The Mouse.
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  45. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that anyone would artificially inflate/deflate review scores! Why, that's never happened before!
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  46. He did a good job with garbage material. Carrie Ann Moss also really sold herself as a Jedi. Manny also did a good job. Too bad the script was incredibly awful.
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  47. The problem with your good idea is finding a "good writer" in Hollywood.
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  48. Oh, god, the wheel of time is baaaaaad.
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  49. Yup, it's time. Now I have to figure out how to do it!
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  50. AaaaRRRRGH! You said the B word!
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  51. It was meh. Character development, meh. Good zombie scenes.
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  52. Hollywood 2022, in other words.
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  53. Nah, it's a quote from a dreadful Helen Reddy song about a hundred years ago...
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  54. Good summary! Send it to Netflix as a suggestion for their next series! Be sure to pad it out with stuff from The Message, though. You'll be greenlit!
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  55. There's always one troll who feels that using the word "reactionary" makes him look smart.
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  56. Ah, the feminist arrives.
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  57. What a pleasant way to start the day -- a Drinker review. Thanks!
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  58. By the way, Ellie's gay. Just thought I'd throw that in. This review reminds me of that review.
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  59. Was she the UN in the Expanse?
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  60. Yup. Now he has a million subscribers!
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  61. Yep. I gotta learn how to VPN..
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  62. This is the perfect Drinker review. Bravo!!
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  63. Well said.
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  64. Do tell!!!
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  65. Such a bad idea from the start.
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  66. It's such an old plot device... Hey, you compile Linux kernels too?
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  67. You just talked me into trying Andor. Dammit.
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  68. This.
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  69. The China Syndrome of TV shows.
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  70. Hot damn! Enough time has passed for Greta jokes to be allowed! Why did Greta cross the road? "How dare you! How many Gretas does it take to change a light bulb? "How dare you!"
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  71. Going in the backdoor dry? OUCH! Heh, you know how to write...
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  72. I admit it, I rewatched Wick 2 just to see her get kicked around. I'm a very bad person.
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  73. Happy Birthday, man.
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  74. Drinker correctly predicted She Hulk and (coming up) Mizzz Marvel and the Marvels (which sounds like the name of a 1950's Rock Band). Same old same old from not very Marvellous.
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  75. Yeah. The Seals on Abyss were ridiculous bad guys. Michael Beihn had to convince Cameron to let his character be suffering from High Pressure Psychosis.
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  76. "I'll talk! I'll talk" Just, please, no more of that movie!" Or the old standby, interrogating Guantanamo prisoners with 10 hour lectures of Intersectional Feminism. I think the Babylon Bee did that one.
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  77. Tatiana is so hot! Everyone is waiting for her and The Drinker to meet! Or... HAVE THEY? Is this why the Drinker Drinks?
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  78. Great movie!!
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  79. You realize that sooner or later you're going to have to tell the Tatiana story. You teaser you!
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  80. I'm thinking of asking my son to see it with me and laughing our way through it!
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  81. Does the term "airhead" offend anyone? Good!!
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  82. I dunno, he just sounded tired this time, without most of his snark. I think this movie was so bad it sucked the spirit out of him. Or perhaps Tatiana sucked... never-mind....
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  83. That brings back painful memories indeed!!
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  84. I feel fortunate to have seen the MCU up to and including Endgame. It was a fine fun.
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  85. Yeah, Reddit is also full of people who virtue signal by calling people "incel sexist racists" if they don't slobber over Rings of Power.
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  86. It was canceled. That's proof there is a God. Or maybe He hates bad movies? Which circle of Hell will the writers of this woofer end up in?
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  87. A blank piece of paper laying on a desk is more compelling than Captain Marvel. And has the same butt.
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  88. When the Drinker talks, Hollywood flees in fear. "Go away now!"
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  89. Yup. Well said.
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  90. Yep. 63 years of hard experience led me to this word. The Babylon Bee is famous for sending up this sort of thing.
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  91. Always good to see Pierce.
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  92. Regrettably I listened to a summary of Episode 3. I won't be watching it, nor this series.
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  93. Yeah, Shang Chi and the 12 Dildos of Doom kinda sucked, didn't it?
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  94. I came home one day to find my daughter had an arm cast. I asked her what happened. She told me, "I was chasing some boys, fell down and broke my arm." She didn't act like it was a big deal at all. When I rolled my ankle, broke my leg and pulled out all the ankle tendons, that was a big deal.
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  95.  @curious011  let me guess, you're a fan boy of Inclusion and Diversity and Representation? I bet you wet your pants over the guy couple with kid! I bet you didn't know it was Pete Buttigeige and his partner!
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  96. There's always one troll.
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  97. Totally agree.
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  98. By the way, Ellie's gay.
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  99. It was written by John Milius. Google him, he's interesting and has directed some good films.
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  100. This is very well written. I'm an author, and I tell you, WRITE MORE!
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  101. Here here now. ChatGPT would definitely have done a better job.
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  102. We know.
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  103. I'm sure Drinker will give it a shot.
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  104. Yeah, about 12 seconds after 9/11, it became a politically correct thing to not be a Islamophobe.
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  105. Brilliant summary!
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  106. Dod'z nize.
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  107. Nope.
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  108. Kathleen Kennedy is deeply involved. She's like the Anita Sarkeesian of movies -- the deadly touch. Look at TLOU2.
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  109. Me too.
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  110. Yeah, in the CCP skinned puppies are boiled alive. Their fur is just a byproduct. Go Disney!
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  111. I admit it, I rewatched John Wick 2 just to see Ruby Rose get her ass kicked. I know, I'm a bad person.
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  112. But GUNS are evil!
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  113. Bravo, Drinker. You've deservedly hammered a stake through the heart of this undead nightmare. And whew, I'm so glad someone else hates this war crime as much as I do!
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  114. The music was great.
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  115. I'll rent it from Blockbuster. (Insert Drinker evil laughter here)
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  116. God yes!
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  117. But wait! Lord of the Amazon Rings is coming!
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  118. Here, here: the love scene in Atlas Shrugged has the worst dialogue ever written. So bad it's good.
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  119. Absolutely brilliant. You win my Internet of the Week award... and it's only Tuesday!
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  120. More Tatiana! Ukraine Rules!
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  121. But ... she's DIVERSE!
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  122. You believe in RottenTomatos? My friend, you have been conned.
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  123. Ps. disney canceled season two and yeeted thus garbage off Disney+.
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  124. I watched John Wick 2 just to see impossibly smug Ruby Rose get her ass kicked. Am I a bad person?
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  125. You can feel how sad and angry he is. Bravo, Drinker. You've just saved 1.75 million people from enduring this bullshit.
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  126. Yep.
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  127. Gotta make damn sure you don't fall down and break a hip! Happened to my folks.
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  128. Truth.
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  129. We've all been asking that for years! But The Drinker keeps mum about it. My favorite theory is she's a secret agent that he's going to write his next set of books about.
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  130. In 3 XL.
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  131. Oh, you missed his Tatiana video? Scroll through his list, you'll find it.
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  132. It's kind of fascinating how incredibly awful this show is. I'm still not going to watch it! I keep track with Youtube reviews which are at least hilarious.
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  133. My, someone "woke" up on the wrong side of the bed.
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  134. Do ya'll realize we live in a golden era with Drinker and his essays and movie reviews?
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  135. "Put a chick in it. Make her lame and gay."
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  136. Amen!
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  137. Bingo. I have to encourage the strike to go on a long time.
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  138. So don't watch it. There's plenty of woke Youtubers.
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  139. One of your stellar reviews! Keep them coming, you're helping me out with this damned quarantine!
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  140. I saw an interesting article that said VFX/CGI artists are saying "No More Marvel" because they're burned out from last minute changes, extreme "crunch" hours, and the attitude of Marvel towards them ("you're replaceable, work, peon!"). This might explain why the VFX/CGI in the latest Marvel movies looks like crap (She-Hulk would be an excellent example).
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  141. Good stuff, Drinker. Very thoughtful. I learned something from it.
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  142. There's an IMAX in Swindon? I thought its claim to fame was the Magic Roundabout!
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  143. Ahhh, one of the few good things about 2020: a Drinker video! Thanks guy, it always makes my day!
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  144. Oh, please. Yes, you are more virtuous than us. Now please go away.
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  145. Shhhhh! Don't give them ideas!
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  146. I'd try harder to understand your reply but you used the M "ist" word and that turns my brain off istantly. Not a typo.
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  147. Please not Pedro Pascal
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  148. Ooh, throwing the "ist" word, are we? Have you seen his reviews of Tatiana?
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  149. "It really sucked."
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  150. Yes! A short and sweet movie from Marvel without a wasted second and no Message woke stuff. Excellent movie. I can't believe Marvel made it!
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  151. At keast Milla was fucking hot.
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  152. Kurt Russell and his beard thank you for this review! Spot on as usual...
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  153. I sampled it as an Easter Egg in my Mac Emulator.
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  154. Wow. One negative review by a Brie lover. Want some wine with that Brie?
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  155. You are a brave soul, sir.
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  156. Dude, are you being sarcastic?
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  157. It's the Patriarchy keeping them down! Not awful writing, direction, idiotic fighting scenes...
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  158. Sounds like Joe Biden. Okay. Sorry for mentioning that.
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  159. I look forward to 2025 with the Drinker.
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  160. Yes!! Do Aliens!
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  161. Now we have the Acolyte, which has given a boost to many YouTube review channels.. Even Grace Randolph, a True Believer, gave up on it.
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  162. YES! Luke deserved this, not the Ruin Johnson abortion.
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  163.  @curious011  thank you AGAIN for spamming every thread on this board with how much you LOVED AND ADORED this movie.
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  164. You should write more. You have the gift. I'm fully serious here -- I'm a writer.
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  165. There's always one person like you, reeking if superiority. It must be a lonely existence being better than everyone else. Slap!
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  166. No, antifa is for soyboys.
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  167. What a tasty summary of the hypothetical situation. Nicely done.
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  168. Who'd have thought that talking about taxation of trade routes could be so int... inter... interest.... zzzzzzZZZzzz... Jar jar who?
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  169. So what you're doing is preparing the way for your book about Tatiana, the stripper, super spy and automatic weapons expert, doing it all in 120 pounds soaking wet.
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  170. Sadly, she died after turning in the script for Empire. She went out the way any writer would, after turning in the completed project. (Yes, I'm a writer).
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  171. So they ripped off Dr. Strangelove's arm, huh?
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  172. Gawd, how many times will the trope of "magic gadget that breaks all computer security" be used? I remember that from the old Robert Redford movie, Sneakers... and way too many other movies. Not to mention how easily computer games feature hackable computers...
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  173. I hope they hire good writers. That's asking a lot these days.
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  174. Try to imagine the giant steaming turd they were planning for Star Wars!!!
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  175. Flop.
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  176. You're not alone. Too many years of programming while hunched over have left me with a permanent hump in my back.
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  177. Don't forget "hetero-normative cis-het".
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  178. Funny how that happens. Harvey Weinstein was always there at woman's rights dinners, marches, etc, too.
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  179. I'm struck by how much female space Jesus resembles Alyssa mercunte.
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  180. Pray.
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  181. Yup, we're all racists, misogynist, and earthists if we don't watch it and fork over cash to Disney. yawn heard it all before.
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  182. Is this supposed to be ironic? BTW Disney canceled the next season and yanked it off Disney Plus.
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  183. So... another Rey?
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  184. One of his better ones.
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  185. We can only hope it never happens.
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  186. The dialog is dreadful. It's like a class in How Not To Write.
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  187. Now, now, we all know what you were doing, watching Sydney Sweenie's books while playing with yourself. Perfectly understandable. (Did you see the headline of a guy getting arrested for that?) Enjoy.
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  188. Interesting. I wonder if that's what my dentists used foe a portable x ray source. Have to look up the frequency I guess.
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  189. So Netflix
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  190. Trailer for Matrix 4 just dropped today.
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  191. I love getting to a Drinker Review early and having the comments outrace my ability to scroll through them -- and I'm a fast reader!
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  192. Did you just assume xir gender? REEEEEEEE!
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  193. Jesus.
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  194. Bingo.
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  195. True. He really took a bullet for us in this one.
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  196. Kind of like JJ Abrams.
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  197. Oh, for God's sakes...
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  198. Can you imagine the giant steaming turd they were cooking up for Star Wars? Probably makes Rian Johnson's turd look good!
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  199. My parent's favorite movie!
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  200. Fried puppy on a stick?
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  201. I have read that Helen Hunt is done with Hollywood. I don't blame her, it's a vile place.
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  202. Kenobi / Reeeeva is getting a Season 2. New series "Vader" announced. Cant imagine how they'll saddle Vader with a Strong Independent Diverse Woman, but you know they will. This is Disney, home of the Message.
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  203. Good to see the Attack Feminists are carefully monitoring this channel. Go post your crap on Female Dating Strategies. Enjoy your box wine and cats.
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  204. Please check our the book of Terry Pratchett's. His illustrator positively adores dragons I can't remember the book's name instantly, it's the one where Carrot flies to the Ice Spire of the God's to save everyone. Swamp dragons are used as the engines for their orbital flight. It's an 10:13 book, you'll be able to find it easily.
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  205. Ok.
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  206. Karen Marvel, LOL!!!
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  207. Orbital re-entry is 17,500 MPH. It would burn up in the atmosphere during an uncontrolled re-entry.
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  208. And just think, 2020 was coming...
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  209.  @curious011  Michael, do you HAVE to inject your shilling into Every Single Damn Thread? Damn, man, go easy on the Adderall next time! I get that you love and adore and ejaculated over this movie, but I find myself actually embarrassed for you! This is like the Broncos clobbering the Cowboys 30-0.
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  210. Huh??
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  211. That was magnificent.
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  212. By the way, his books are GOOD! Give them a try!
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  213. I wasn't notified this review was posted. I found it by accident. Youtube, Go Away Now!!
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  214. "A bit boring"?? Did you watch the show? Or did you fall asleep watching it?
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  215. Wait until your Significant Other has a dream where you did her wrong and takes it out on you all day. "You Cheated on me!"
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  216. Nicely said.
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  217. Or sail the seas to get it. Time for me to learn how to use a VPN.
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  218. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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  219. First!
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  220. Wow, that's two movies where The Drinker's "Go Away Now" was almost... cheerful! Are his visits to Tatiana going really well (wink wink)?!?
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  221. Ah, Drinker, you have made my day. Thank you.
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  222. This is a brilliantly written review of a brilliant movie. Thanks, Drinker.
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  223. Yep. Green Label for me, but whichever works for you! Cheers mate!
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  224. Keep clutching your pearls.
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  225. Dinosaurs in space? I love it! Greenlight it! -- a Hollywood executive
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  226. Yes, Sigh. I guess that makes it legal. I'm not going to watch this piece of hot garbage, though.
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  227. Done SO MANY TIMES!!!
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  228. You poor soul.
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  229. I'm so tired of Tessa Thompson in everything! And Pedro Pascal. ENOUGH!
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  230. It's already been asked several times. He has quite the backlog of movies to dig through, on top of his writing.
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  231. HahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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  232. I dunno about reloading issues;my Dad was into that. I got my subsonic 9mm from IMI. It did a fine job with my AWC suppressor. Can strongly recommend both, the loudest sound was the clicking of the action.
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  233. Well, knowing that, and thank you, I Will Pass.
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  234. Funny, my ex used to listen to me explain code to her. I should have gotten a rubber duck!
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  235. How sad.
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  236. We need a BootCamp for Hollywood Writers. Make them carry a 70 pound pack into the mountains where a camp of mud huts awaits. The only washing is in a glacier fed stream so cold it makes your balls shrivel up. They have to cook, stay clean, wash dishes, and survive. No days off for Diversity Day or Trans Day. At the end if it, they will have some clue about the Middle Ages.
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  237. That movie is a hoot! The scene where the cheerleaders distract the other team makes me laugh every time I watch it! Yes, Drinker, review it!
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  238. I'll pass on this movie. Thanks, CD.
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  239. God, it SUCKS! It deserves a Drinker spanking.
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  240. 1,400 views in the first 4 minutes! I bet the lights in Silicon Valley dimmed when you posted this!!
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  241. Where is this movie? Streaming network?
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  242. Looks like Winnie the Pooh?
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  243.  @curious011  nobody cares what you write. You're spamming the board at this point. Go away. Now.
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  244. Oh God. Not a season 3?!!?
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  245. I watched one of the John Wick movies just to see insufferable Ruby Rose get her ass kicked. I know, Im a bad person.
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  246. Never heard of The Artist. But generally movies I like don't make the Oscar's. "WOLVERINES!"
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  247. You're a furry? O M G! Hahahahaha...
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  248. As usual, it makes my day when The Critical Drinker posts a video. Thanks, my besotted friend.
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  249. Solid review. Well done.
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  250. I know how to fix it. Hire George R R Martin to write it!!
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  251. Yup. Disney Plus is the graveyard of many, many bad ideas.
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  252. Oh, lord. Battlefield Earth?
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  253. I like how the only way Stronk, Independent Wahmen can stand up to a man is to beta-ize him, then use magic to win. Currently slogging through Wheel of Time, a crapfest of Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity, where the lead wahmen is a lesbian and the range of color in an isolated mountain town is fully ridiculous.
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  254. This rumor just popped up again (Apr 2011) so maybe there is something to it. Hope not.
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  255. Thanks for giving away the end.
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  256. Best produced video so far. Bravo!!
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  257. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic about Token.
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  258. Nahhh, it'll be fine.
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  259. Wow! Where DID you get the footage from these old games?!?
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  260. You just described my ex! My boys despise her now they've left the house. She's now a drug addict and workaholic. She set up her work computer in the living room! The State forced her on methadone after they caught her getting oxycodone from 3 different doctors. I was in the house recently. It looks like he'll. The skylights leaked and there are threads of plaster dangling on the kitchen table. There's a 2 foot high stack of unopened mail. She was taken to jail for ignoring a judge's request to appear. My brother, a better man than me, bailed her out. She spent two weeks in the slammer and learned nothing. My kids will carry the scars of living with a mother who never gave a damn about them the rest of their lives. Boy, did I pick the wrong girl to marry!
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  261. Me too!
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  262. This is VERY GOOD.
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  263. First!
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  264. Shhhh! You're giving the bastards ideas!
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  265. What's your point?
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  266. I wonder what the Navi use for toilet paper. Pinecones? Ouch!
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  267. The dial of density.
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  268. How I have missed you saying, "Don't know."
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  269. Totally agree. Shortlist Galaxy Quest, Drinker. You've watched a lot of dreadful Star Trek, take a breather and laugh!
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  270. Brilliant, Drinker. (I'm not being sarcastic!)
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  271. And now we have Lesbian Headlamp.
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  272. Thanks! It was excellent!
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  273. Up to 807,000!
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  274. That's a great one! Alec Baldwin gets his!
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  275. This is what happens when you take Kathleen Kennedy out of the mix. She was busy destroying Indy 5 and couldn't take the time to fly across the country to screw this one up. Goodbye, Kathleen, your legacy is foul indeed.
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  276. Happy Christmas, Drinker!
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  277. Too bad you have Trudeau.
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  278. It was shot all the way across the US away from Kathleen Kennedy, that's why it was good.
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  279. They're a metaphor for flyover states.
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  280. You're an optimist. We'll see after the first week.
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  281. Damn, she's hot. Central Casting, Hello?
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  282. Sshhhhh! Don't give the bastards in HOLLYWOOD Ideas!
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  283. Brilliant comment! Written better than this script!
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  284. More about Tatiana, please!
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  285. Kathleen Kennedy actually let a show through that wasnt a bunch of annoying girl bosses? Maybe she is retiring! Or just too tired.
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  286. Good to see the local feminists are trying to infest this channel. Has anyone got a Roach Motel to trap them?
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  287. Because they're useless hacks, is why. They have the creativity of a puddle of mud water, and the same depth and clarity.
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  288. A divorce with massive penalties?
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  289. Fight, fight!! Hey, who's got the popcorn? Please pass it to me. I so love arguments about LGBT that erupt during discussions of Star Trek. Dammit, where's my popcorn?
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  290. I bet you use words like Cis and Hetero-Normative a lot, too.
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  291. Ruffy is box office poison. I'll pass.
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  292. How about Disney Corporate?
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  293. Did she have any kids? No? Then she failed at evolution, too. Its just as well her DNA isn't passed on.
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  294. Wrong.
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  295. Huh?
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  296. She can act?!?!???
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  297. He may just ignore it. I've heard about it and it's very woke. Typical Disney Shlock.
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  298. This is a brilliant thread to completely read through, trust me!
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  299. Sauron will be a white male.
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  300. Racist! :-)
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  301. So, you didn't like it? :-)
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  302. My son, who is a Godzilla expert, told me simply, "This is the best Godzilla movie." He's right.
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  303. I'll take a look. Where do I find it?
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  304. With Kathleen Kennedy around, a major control freak, he probably gets a daily memo outlining his tasks for every 10 minute slots of the day.
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  305. He looks like Tigger?
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  306. I'm actually afraid that this idea is in the script. It feels like it.
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  307. Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! So multicultural. Diverse. Stronk Female Characters. Whiny Male Characters. As usual, women triumph by using magic (see also, Rey, the chick from the live action made-for-China remake), and so forth. Basically a shitstorm of 2021 writing.
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  308. I was thinking the same thing.
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  309. "Walk it off, mate, walk it off..."
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  310. Tessa Thompson and Pedro Pascal are in flipping everything!
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  311.  @curious011  you're quite insufferable. That's your 13th comment about how this movie is Great. Would you please shut up about it?
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  312. There's one in every crowd. Psst: the Moon landings were faked. Reptilian aliens walk among us. Pass it on.
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  313. What a lovely day!
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  314. Damn, a Drinker video to start my day! Thanks, man! I'll go away now to get started...
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  315. I'll bet Jake's lady friend doesn't smell so hot after 18 years of no soap and no showers. Ah. The joys of technology.
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  316. God I love this review!
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  317. I read somewhere the Amiga was used in the early years of Babylon 5. It's possible, the Amiga had powerful graphics chips and DMA to push them. I'm an Atari fan myself.
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  318. Trolling alert.
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  319. I think we should let Hollywoke fall apart, personally.
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  320. I think you've hit it right on the nose. Reopening cinemas with the Delta Variant out there is not a great plan.
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  321. Same for me. I haven't been to the theater since Covid hit. I'm older and more patient and can catch it on streaming. Or VPN to the High Seas. Incredibly, Comcast has blocked Pirate Bay.
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  322. It was Fabulous!!
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  323. As long as the Drinker is here, I have no fear.
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  324. Princess Bride. I think that was the 1980's.
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  325. Nooooooooo!!!!
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  326. The one good thing about 2020 is The Critical Drinker.
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  327. 1.8 million channel subscribers just found out about Barbie. And I think CD just cross posted it to Twitter.
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  328. I thought I knew that voice!
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  329. Oh, you mean the one that looks like Winnie the Pooh? :-)
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  330. Wrong.
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  331. No. The Last Jedi is a sin that can't be forgiven
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  332. The Drinker adds value to bad shows. So it isn't nihilism. He also points out good shows.
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  333. I only watched four episodes to see some hot lesbian makeout scenes, possibly some slow, tantalizing undressing of each other, kissing slowly down their bodies while laying on a fur carpet ... ... wait, my cellphone is fogging up! What the hell? But I was denied.
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  334. Joke's on them, China didn't accept it.
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  335. Thank you Captain Obvious
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  336. Go watch them. Especially 1 and 2.
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  337. Me too.
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  338. Bingo. As I've gotten older, I've gotten more patient. It'll be on a streaming service soon enough.
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  339. Sounds like Captain Marvel.
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  340. Thank you for your service, Drinker. You Watch So We Don't Have To. This one sounds especially bad.
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  341. Could be a cooperative FBI-Mossad operation, although in my experience getting the FBI to even cooperate with itself is nearly impossible.
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  342. A well written and illustrated essay. Bravo!
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  343. Excellent! Loved it too...
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  344. Mustn't upset the trans community! Kotaku might write a nasty article about you. Of course Neil Druckmann, who wrote that crap, had good old Anita Sarkeesian Advising him closely. Talk about the kiss of death! In TLOU2 the villian girl had a man's body with a female head awkwardly attached. Even Teela in the gawd awful He-man had a male physique. Mustn't upset the trans community!
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  345. There's GOT to be a Tatiana story circling the drain in The Drinker's mind... sure hope so. I'd pay to see that!
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  346. Writing is hard. -- The Critical Drinker
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  347. South Park did an AMAZING story on a Strong Woman. You should watch it.
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  348. When Fellowship started, the film had the map of the Southlands, the exact same one as the book had, which I had studied. I began to hope. 3 thrill packed hours later, I was utterly satisfied. My kids were too.
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  349. "Producer" credit is what they give you in Hollywood instead of a raise. But I bet she can pour a mean cup of coffee. Other than that, there is no detectable talent in KK.
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  350. Thanks for letting me know Extraction 2 is out! I'll go watch it!
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  351. The Expanse is awesome! I hope you had fun working on such a good show! I bet there were parties when Amazon picked it up!
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  352. Is this directed by Rian Johnson? He's pretty good at fucking up a series.
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  353. I give it a "cautious interest". It did make me rewatch The Matrix from 1999. It holds up pretty well!
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  354. So was Knowhere another Celestial?
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  355. Yeah, ask Pewdiepie.
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  356. "Emotional upper colonic"... you sir have a mastery of words!
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  357. We have two long years to wait. Personally, I'll wait forever. The prints of this film and the showrunners need to be sunk into the Marianas Trench.
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  358. Isn't it a fun movie? Right?
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  359. Apparently the Netflix one.
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  360. And they deserve the rage!
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  361. Damn it's NICE when my phone tells me there's a Critical Drinker video posted!
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