Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "The Eternals - A Boring, Unfocussed Disaster" video.

  1. Knock, knock, this is the FBI investigating child porn in films...
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  2. I'd pay good money to see Tatiana: The Legend.
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  3.  @curious011  here you go again, spamming Every Goddam Thread with how This Film Is Godlike And Will Win 10 Oscar's fan boying.
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  4.  @curious011  yes, Michael, you've made it EXTREMELY clear you have a positive opinion. All over the comments. Let me suggest you wash your pants now. You've sperged all over them and it's embarrassing. Who hurt you, that you would like this thin, washed out movie?
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  5. Yeah, its always the white guy.
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  6. See The Expanse for diversity done right. And Guardians of the Galaxy was extremely diverse! (If you're into trees and raccoons).
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  7.  Jake Paul Pound-For-Pound  wow, you LIKED Star Trek: The Motion Picture AND Eternals? Get help, man.
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  8. "Thin" is the word you're looking for. See also: "Shallow". This movie is a kid's pool with 10 adults crammed into it.
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  9. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that anyone would artificially inflate/deflate review scores! Why, that's never happened before!
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  10.  @curious011  let me guess, you're a fan boy of Inclusion and Diversity and Representation? I bet you wet your pants over the guy couple with kid! I bet you didn't know it was Pete Buttigeige and his partner!
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  11. Yep.
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  12.  @curious011  thank you AGAIN for spamming every thread on this board with how much you LOVED AND ADORED this movie.
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  13. Bingo.
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  14.  @curious011  Michael, do you HAVE to inject your shilling into Every Single Damn Thread? Damn, man, go easy on the Adderall next time! I get that you love and adore and ejaculated over this movie, but I find myself actually embarrassed for you! This is like the Broncos clobbering the Cowboys 30-0.
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  15. Yes, Sigh. I guess that makes it legal. I'm not going to watch this piece of hot garbage, though.
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  16. I'll pass on this movie. Thanks, CD.
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  17.  @curious011  nobody cares what you write. You're spamming the board at this point. Go away. Now.
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  18. Damn, she's hot. Central Casting, Hello?
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  19.  @curious011  you're quite insufferable. That's your 13th comment about how this movie is Great. Would you please shut up about it?
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  20. So was Knowhere another Celestial?
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