Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "Disparu" channel.

  1. Poor Disparu. He's taking a bullet for all of us.
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  2. I've got it! Hire Pedro Pascal to replace N'Cuti Gatwa as the gay doctor in Dr. Who! He ticks all the boxes... Diverse, gay, ethnic, gay, limp mustache, gay, lame actor, gay, can cry a lot, gay. It's genius! Someone call up Russell T. Davis and have him call Pedro's agent! (If Pedro isn't busy burning cars and waving Chilean flags in L.A. right now.)
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  3. I for one look forward to being called a racist for not lining Disney's pockets.
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  4. Fortunately, I did a screenshot of Velma falling into the flaming pits of Hell. I'll make it the background of my laptop screen.
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  5. Disparu is really going to have fun with this puppy!
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  6. I honestly didn't know Yet Another Hunger Games movie was being made. Now that I know, I don't care.
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  7. "One, two, many, lots." -- Terry Pratchett
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  8. The soft bigotry continues.
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  9. This writing is so incredibly awful. They're just repeating the man hating dialog in slightly different ways. Velma is so annoying and stupid. Good to see that Mindy Kaling is swapping scripts with Agatha All Along.
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  10. I bet Kevin dreaded visits from the She Hulk writing team. "Can't you see I'm busy here destroying the Marvel franchise?!?"
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  11. There is great power in Names.
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  12. "The force of his sword is so powerful she cannot deflect it!" Damn, Disparu, you writing a romance novel here? *heh*!
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  13. I wont miss The Acolyte. I will miss the hilarious reviews! It's clear that the few people who watch it are enjoying the train wreck and dumpster fire.
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  14. The end of Rachel Zegler. I'm so amused that Disney hasn't figured out the Internet took her and this woofer movie down. May they never learn.
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  15. Yup, Halon is long banned. Director Z is really behind the times.
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  16. Anthony Hopkins said something similar. "Why are you asking me about politics? I'm an actor!"
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  17. This year has produced so much Suck. It'll be mildly amused to see if they can go lower in 2025. At least we're done with this shit for 2024. Whups, Wheel of Feminist Time is coming up. More trash.
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  18. I've had a preview of Bridgerton in this episode and I will never watch it.
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  19. "EMPOWERMENT!" My favorite Disparu moment
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  20. A billion dollars of utter crap.
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  21. Sadly, Az and Jayne are covering the Horrors of Woke National Treasure.
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  22. I don't think so. Although possibly the journalists Disparu is quoting. Possibly. Buy coffee stocks, it's keep people awake through this snorefest.
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  23. I'm in suspense: will Disparu say the "E" word? EMPOWERMENT!! Edit: HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT! My life has meaning again! Time to go run a 4 minute mile or something!
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  24. I think the one guy (Mr. Forehead) thinks he's smart enough to replace Tolkien, but he is severely mistaken. I'm sure he's surrounded by people telling him his every idea is FANTASTIC, THE BEST EVER, which is typical Hollywood. Folks, the showrunners are amateurs with only a couple uncredited script tweaks to the worst of the new Star Treks, the one that killed the reboot series. They're in WAY over their heads. Creating new fiction is HARD. Taking modern day problems... polarization, etc... and changing the names and throwing a quick slap of paint on them is EASY. Yawn. I wonder who will play Donald Trump. Probably Sauron. I'm sure they'll have a January 6th uprising. I wonder how they'll do 9/11. Will Galadriel have a girlfriend? Who's bi? Who's disabled? How are they stunning and brave? Most of all, THIS IS NOT HIGH FANTASY. I look forward to a big night opening, then a gradual disgust leading people to say, screw this. Like Wheel of Time. They can make as many of those as they want, but I'm not tuning in. Sorry for the rant. I've been wanting to get this off my chest for awhile.
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  25. Maybe the wolf smelled the Harfoots and thought, "Bleah! They scent of stinky unwashed feet, clothes, and hay! I'm gonna go kill me a deer!"
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  26. I guess I'm not allowed to say "fat" anymore. What is the Newspeak word, "body positive"? "Stout"?
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  27. Yes!! A Terry Pratchett reader! Yup, Granny would put them right in their place, like that Young Witch Coven in the elf book.
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  28. There are 9 episodes of this war crime? Unbelievable.
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  29. Wheel cultural representation! We must ban all circular wheels!
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  30. Shame in Hollywood? Unlikely.
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  31. Why do you think she's blatantly gay? Got to have the sisterhood protecting her. I wonder why she wasn't called as a witness during Harvey's trial.
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  32. Just Walk away, and the horror will end.
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  33. Whack! Whack! Whack!
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  34. Did you actually watch Star Wars before coming here to justify Mary Sue's by saying Luke was a "Gary Stu"? You're being silly. Luke was already a good pilot; Obi-Wan commented on it. He was friends with Wedge, another good pilot... Why am I arguing with a womanist? In your worldview, parallel lines intersect and boxes aren't rectangles. As Lobachevsky pointed out, if you mess with basic principles, you can build a consistent geometry up from them. That's you, off in Clown World. I will argue with you no more. It's like shaving with a pair of scissors. Have a nice day love.
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  35. Hey, some 8th grade productions are less boring than ROP!
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  36. He sure looks mighty uncomfortable sitting next to her, listening to her go on and on...
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  37. And box wine! Tequila for the nights she's not alone!
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  38. I can't decide which looks worse, HOTD or LOTR. And that's saying something. Both are womanist centered dumpster fires. Oh, well.
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  39. I thought this would get an "Empowerment!" out of you. I've missed it!
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  40. She trembled. The sight of his unsheathed sword made her breath come in short gasps. Feelings she had never had raced up and down her. She said, "Truly, Knight, thy sword is massive. And long. So very long." "It's like... EMPOWERMENT!"
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  41. You poor soul. I'm sorry about your Dad. Let me recommend subscribing to Guns & Ammo, or perhaps Soldier of Fortune magazine, as an excellent April Fool's prank.
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  42. Another dismal Marvel flop.
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  43. Time for me to reread the books.
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  44. She needs to fire her agent ASAP.
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  45. Hope so!
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  46. So if a Skrull impersonates a man and has sex with his girlfriend, is that a "Secretion Invasion"?
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  47. And the dialog is cringe-terrible. The poor actors, having to utter that crap and not break up laughing
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  48. I don't think that Rings of Boredom nor Wheel of Boredom is going to learn a damned thing, frankly. Gotta up those ESG scores! But I think that's just a convenient excuse anymore.
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  49. Naw, that's Boba Fett.
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  50. 100K!! 100K!! Congratulations!
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  51. The only reason I would approve of a Season 2 would be to watch Disparu rip it apart. That was always the height of my week!
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  52. Oh no!!! God must have wanted his voice!
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  53. You forgot to use the word Misogynistic.
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  54. Where's the Ecstasy?
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  55. And next, She Hulk shops for a purse. Oh, the excitement. My heart is ... beating. I'm getting chills.
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  56. Your reviews were the only good thing about Gotham Knights.
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  57. The problem is, you're using your brain to analyze this movie/dreck..
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  58.  @joeterzio7175  You're "as fresh as a daisy in Ireland". Personally I think if Disparu is getting more viewers, it's a sign of one of the only good things coming out of this whole shitty mess.
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  59. Infection is inevitable.
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  60. Oh,was it Veronica? Cool!
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  61. I do enjoy how clean Galadriel gets from just... walking around in a smoky forest, while Theo remains sooty.
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  62. So good to see your subs shooting up! You'll be at 100k in no time! ROP will be your best friend, I hope! Then it'll serve some role in its miserable existence.
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  63. "Time, Tim, Benzedrine! Hash, Boo, Mescaline! Clean, clean, Clean for Gene!" -- National Lampoon's rewrite, Bored of the Rings
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  64. This is going to suck. Im not even going to hate watch it.
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  65. Good job including Tom Lehrer! I had no idea you knew about him!
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  66. It's how stupid people write smart characters. This show is hopeless. It's so damned BORING, filled with characters I don't care about or even like, and a plot best described as "meandering". I'm sick of GirlBoss Galadriel.
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  67. We lived in a golden age and didn't know it. I'm 66.
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  68. YES!!
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  69. Its basically California, the blue cities.
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  70. Nice!
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  71. Wow, and Internet Troll!
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  72. You poor soul... Willow ep. 4? I will pray for you. Cheers
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  73. This is hilarious. Hollywood is on the Titanic, playing music as the water gets up to their knees. The executives yell to each other, "Play! Play!". The Internet killed this movie.
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  74. Charge more, Eric. She's wasting everyone's time with her drunk ramblings. Wow! Did you see all the different outfits the girls wore! Disney markets to the very easily pleased.
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  75. Oh Lord, you're right!!!
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  76. Truly so self involved....
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  77. You poor soul. Three times???
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  78. Wheeeeeeeel of Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime....
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  79. I wonder if Jennifer Salke and Kathleen Kennedy were "pillow friends" before wreaking destruction on IP's. Their incompetence is staggering.
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  80. Starliner vibes!
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  81. Poor Disparu. 9 episodes of this crap? He is a true professional.
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  82. Cornrow hair next.
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  83. Trust me, go out of your way to avoid Ep. 3.
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  84. "EMPOWERMENT!"
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  85. Why don't they look at Pirate Bay statistics? They'd be more honest certainly.
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  86. It only seems to be 40,000.
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  87. Hire they/thems, go broke. The gaming industry is an example.
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  88. Asteroid strike! Sharks coming out of a tornado! They need to watch SyFy originals for new ideas! Oh, wait, Gandalf came out of a meteor, didn't he?
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  89. Alpha radiation was how Putin whacked that journalist in London. It does a number IF it gets inside you. But it only can go 2.2 cm (1 inch) in air.
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  90. The problem is you're thinking about it. Just enjoy the pretty colors and consume product.
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  91. He sounds exactly like every CEO I've ever listened to. Same buzzwords. Is there some damn hand book they use? Is it part of getting an MBA?
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  92. Yup, she's going to sleep with Sauron, and she'll be on top. Later, she will tearfully confess this to her lover, another woman. No? Did you watch Wheel of Time?
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  93. Now I've seen it all. Disparu said, "Nah, it'll be fine!". He resisted, but in the end Critical Drinker rubbed off on him!😊
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  94. I have bad news for you, sadly.
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  95. I'm out too.
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  96. They're awfully young, aren't they? They have no idea how fast Hollywood can turn on them.
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  97. Hey, in the Acolyte a stone fortress burned!
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  98. Interesting, YT zapped my first reply. Probably I used a naughty word.
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  99. Let me think about that one. (Hours pass by) My ex? No, scratch that...
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  100. Oh, c'mon, you're really here for the hot lesbian makeout scenes.
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  101. Mental Note: never watch Umbrella Academy. Thank you, kind stranger.
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  102. Well said!
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  103. N'Cuti really cant act.
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  104. There's always one self perceived "intellectual" in comments section who knows everything. I left those people behind when I graduated high school, thank God. Now they only pop up in comments sections pitching about Tolkien's writings and the Bible. Usually they have read neither.
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  105. Relation"ship" abbreviated. A thirst trap.
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  106. When Zegler smiles, it doesn't reach her cold eyes.
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  107. 40K users Disparu! Keep em coming! Glad to see The Drinker inviting you to his get togethers!
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  108. We live in the era of stupid AI scripts. For example, there's a terrible J Lopez movie out now. Another stupid AI script.
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  109. Add "Cuties" to the list.
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  110. EMPOWERMENT!
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  111. Aaaaaand we play Definition Games. Grow up. You're one inch from woke if you're regressive.
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  112. Regrettably Velma had a stupid Halloween special. At least Velma drops into literal flaming Hell, a good moment.
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  113. "Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!" You don't suppose the harfoots are cannibals, do you?
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  114. Are Alex Kurtzmann and Kathleen Kennedy related? That would explain a lot.
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  115. Hey, Grace Randolph liked it! Of course, she also liked a colonoscopy.
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  116. Be careful what you ask for. Right now, we're in the happy position of knowing the summary and how very PC this slime at BBC is. We're at the Finish line! Do you REALLY want to slog through an episode of trash? Coming Soon: Meta Review, where I review, well, "reviews".
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  117. Good job! I'm dreading the next Rings of Boredom. It's Thursday, it drops sometime tonight. And "drops" is the exact right word for it.
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  118. EMPOWERMENT!
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  119. Tell me you're kidding. Please. Poor Disparu!
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  120. And tomorrow, Rings of Power.
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  121. The horror! The horror! More ROP!
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  122. Good list! And true.
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  123. "Ship" as in "relationship" for those too lazy to type it out. I know, I wondered too!
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  124. Black Rock is very big in WEF circles. Any bets they're strong arming disney?
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  125. Ouch! And true!
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  126. Disparu my friend, I sat through both episodes. What a yawn. In Episode 2, I bring you: The Sea of Boredom.
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  127. Too bad Russell T Davis is so screwed up. He is creative, but in a very bad way. His "writing" staff is pathetic.
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  128. He's stunk up modern fantasy.
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  129. It's a wonder!
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  130. You poor soul...
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  131. She's an ice queen for sure!
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  132. I pity the word processor that first endured this crap as it was being written. And I don't pity Microsoft Word after that fucking Clippy.
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  133. Yes! fist pump Such an emotionally moving scene when Norry throws the Emperor down the shaft!
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  134. Dave? You know Dave? He's in...mmmm... London or Sheffield or Canterbury or Ireland. You know, DAVE.
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  135. Typo.
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  136. I'm going to watch the reviews of it, then decide if I'm going to invest my time in it. Right now I'm leaning against.
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  137. Lord, I didn't know they mangled Shannara. Sorry to hear it. I don't think there's a good writer left in Hollyweird.
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  138. You're really watch him closely, aren't you? Are you fogging up your phone with your breath?
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  139. Pretty good list! Can you do the "Top Ten Pathetically Dumb Sayings" now? I'll start. "The Sea is always right!" "Do you know why a rock sinks?"
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  140. Fuck Pedro Pascal, he threw Gina Carano under the bus. I never watch shit he's in.
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  141. It's a Raspberry PI B 8 gig. I just looked at mine, it's the same.
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  142. Can't wait for Mohammed X Mohammed to play Harry Potter. The way Islam immigration is hammering the UK, it's inevitable.
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  143. Brilliant work, big "D" (Disparu). Director X is just jealous your letter comes sooner in the alphabet.
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  144. This whole shitty mess is really showing just how good Peter Jackson's writing team was.
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  145. As an American I resent you doing metric math! :-)
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  146. It's very good. I recommend it.
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  147. So now we've heard from the people who've made this horse apple. I am utterly bewildered at how so much money could have been wasted on so little talent. I think this show has no hope. It's time to sink all the prints into molten lead and drop it into the Marianas Trench where only eyeless things exist in volcanic vents.
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  148. This is well said. Bravo!
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  149. You'd almost think Tolkien didn't write about this stuff because he felt it was dull. Without a plot and characters you come to care about, it's just spewing names and places.
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  150. You're up to 55k subscribers!
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  151. That's pretty much every writer in Hollyweird.
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  152. He's like a programmer who won't finish his code. This happens a lot in the industry. "But I just thought of something new to add!". Will you Ship the damn thing already?!?
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  153. Probably because there are too many to list?
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  154. There's always someone willing to sell out.
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  155. I think you're right. They're so inexperienced they micromanaged the trivial stuff and left the Big Picture untouched. Some day they will be in Middle Management, writing memos.
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  156. groan I had forgotten all about WOT, probably a mental defense mechanism.
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  157. The starship runs on ketchup!
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  158. California teams up with Texas? Hah a hahHa!
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  159. Good move. The incredible thing about the show is how boring it really is. I've read many reviews of people saying it literally put them to sleep.
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  160. Coming up on 110K! EMPOWERMENT!
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  161. I think you're right. New Coke was basically Pepsi. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't Coke. Wow, the marketing campaign was strong, too, sending a case to every newspaper office in America! I remember it well. I think you've summed this up for me. ROP will be something, just not LOTR. Expect Amazon's formidable marketing to push it hard, though. I expect to see Ring logos on the side of Amazon trucks everywhere!
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  162. Beware, Wheel of Time truly sucks. It's only distantly related to the books. Save yourself while you can. I gave up after Season 1.
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  163. He's good at detail, but he redefined the words "work ethic" quite badly. I bet a generation of writers have strict deadlines to finish books because of George. He's a drag on the business.
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  164. Jennifer Salke is to Amazon what Kathleen Kennedy is to LucasFilm. Pure poison. No wonder Amazon has put out so much crap.
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  165. This is one of the funniest, and most brilliant, comments I've ever seen. You win the Internet for the day!
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  166. This is really bad and lazy. I salute you, Disparu.
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  167. EMPOWERMENT!
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  168. I just shake my head. It's like they're on acid and spouting about how they can taste light and smell sounds... but they're really just two guys high on acid who can't bring the experience to a TV series.
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  169. Haha, Google offered to translate that into English!
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  170. She is so lost in the LA/Hollywood bubble. I hope she escapes it and thus becomes happy.
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  171. Great sarcasm!
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  172. I bet he cashed their check before the SDCC show to make sure it didn't bounce. What a sellout.
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  173. God, that He Man was awful. And Kevin Smith committed the ultimate sin: he outright lied to fans that his show wasn't woke.
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  174. Last time I did an ASL with my tongue and two fingers, I was suspended from high school for a week.😊
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  175. She has the acting range from A to B.
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  176. I loved him plugging two USB-C cables together.
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  177. Well said. That's a creative tension that will pull this puppy apart, by all signs.
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  178. Ive been waiting for this!
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  179. Did someone say "subversion"? Quick, get Rian Johnson on the phone! There's still time for him to screw this up worse!
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  180. I actually won't tell my 90 year old Mom what Disney has fallen to. When she was young, Fantasia captivated her, kicking off a lifelong interest in painting, art, and sculpture. She wrote Walt Disney when she was young and told him she wanted to work there. To her vast surprise, he wrote back! He encouraged her to keep drawing and painting, finish school, and then to apply. Walt Disney was a class act. He had some of the kindest eyes I've ever seen.
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  181. My expectations are very low after enduring the WoT crapfest.
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  182. What, I watched this all the way through and there wasn't a hot lesbian makeout scene? Ripoff!!
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  183. I imagine they'll do that to Galadriel. A bigger question will be, who will be trans?
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  184. Yup.
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  185. 91.7K subscribers! 100K is visible from here!
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  186. I have news for Gatwa about his "Hollywood Career"... one flop and it's over.
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  187. God created blank pieces of paper to show writers *it ain't easy*! Signed, a writer.
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  188. Me either. I enjoy watching Disparu and Drinker skewer it, though. But NO WAY am I gonna watch it!
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  189. Bingo. ESG is totally evil.
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  190. The one good thing about ROP is how many subscribers Disparu added. Next: Whore... sorry, sorry, Wheel of Time, coming soon.
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  191. The rocks are always right!
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  192. Good point.
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  193. Bravo! Get a camera, read this onto it, and start your own channel!
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  194. Which brings up a thought: if a mosquito bites her, does it turn into Mosquito Hulk?
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  195. Granny rocks!
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  196. 88K subs! 100K is in view!
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  197. I only watch this shit through Disparu. His sarcasm lights up the boring parts, and it's ALL SO BORING!!!
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  198. Kenobi has been given a new Season. Expect lots of Little Leia and Diverse Reeeeeva.
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  199. Yup, very rich indeed.
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  200. You sure that's your real Dad? Paternity fraud shows up in 10-30% of tested cases .
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  201. I have a tempest in me! --Dumb Quotes from Rings of Power, Volume XXI, book 6, page 768.
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  202. It's dreadful. I dropped my Paramount Plus subscription.
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  203. He's a troll, people. He also loved the Acolyte.
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  204. A wheelbarrow full of water??? What???
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  205. Truly a race to the bottom.
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  206. the audience cheers
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  207. Shhhhhhh!! Don't give these idiots ideas! They already wrote a weird lesbian romance into Wheel of Time. Scene 1: Khazzad Dum. Galadriel is sitting by the bath, brushing her hair. "Oh, hiya Disa! How's it going, girl?" They both laugh. Disa shyly touches Galadriel's shoulder. Galadriel says, "Do you know why ships float and rocks sink?" Disa: "It's the amount of water displaced, Glad. If it displaces more water than it weighs, it floats." Galadriel: "I love it when you nerd out, Dizzy! Want to turn on Netflix and chill? Here, help me out of my plastic armor." They kiss. FADE TO BLACK
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  208. The problem is the BBC is taxpayer funded. They don't have to make good stuff, they'll get a paycheck for complete crap.
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  209.  @xblackdog  I bet your own farts smell like roses to you.
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  210. Ding! Virtue signalled! Congratulations! And Go Away Now.
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  211. Hmmm, I'd pay $5 to watch you eat your own foot. $5 should cover your little toe. Anyone else in?
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  212. I feel for Disparu. Now, no more Snow White videos... maybe Wheel of Time will come along. Its a woofer.
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  213. Great idea! Let's do The Fall of Rome spiced up with Modern References!
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  214. I'm rapidly running out of interest in this mess.
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  215. I can't wait for the misandrist Wheel of Time.
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  216. I think they're doomed. The parks will continue to make money. The whole Disney+ thing, not so much. Iger has employees like Kennedy pushing feminism at the cost of a good movie. At some point, the termites can drop even the biggest tree.
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  217. Yes, you are vastly superior to the hateheads. Thank you for pointing it out. Next time out it on Twitter. Good virtue signal.
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  218. Briefly.
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  219. In other words, let BlackRock buy up the tenements.
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  220. Nailed it. And how on earth did they make me not care about any of the characters? I think Nory is cute and Gandalf can't help being Gandalf, but that's it! Who gives a damn if Sauron and Gutladriel are attracted to each other? It's like they needed subtitles for the story. SUBTITLE: SAURON AND GUYLADRIEL ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER.. Mostly I'm amazed at how boring the whole thing is.
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  221. Nope. She was terminated forcibly.
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  222. I heard she wrote "Breathe In, Breathe Out" on her shoes to remind herself to breathe.
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  223. Didn't they use that on the tank? The robot threw it in?
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  224. Hate mongers are so funny. They virtue signal by shouting Hate! So stunning, so brave! If you don't like it, fuck off and don't watch it.
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  225. Oh, I thought a league was 6 miles. I actually learned something new today!
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  226. Sex traffickers.
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  227. She should have spiced the food up with a 3 million Scoville hot pepper. "I wasn't trying to poison her, I just like my foot spicy!".
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  228. Don't give them ideas! Rian might jump in and offer to save the show! Then it'll become a race between Strong Diverse Woman and Kenobi's camel!
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  229. Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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  230. Fabulous!
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  231. Totally agree.
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  232. Shhhhhh! Salke will hear and give you a cool 20 mill to develop it!
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  233. 99.1 K subs! You're almost to 100K!!
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  234. I beet Feeble Waller Bridges is going really cheap now.
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  235. Im dreading Wheel of Time, personally. Sept. 1, I think. I'll watch it if I remember, which I really don't want to.
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  236. Woooooooooh!
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  237. Obi Wan has been renewed for Season 2. Sigh.
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  238. Lots of checks were cashed, probably on offshore accounts.
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  239. Oh, he's in Yorkshire, I think.
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  240. Or Cornwall. Try to think: Dave.
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  241. Wales! That's it! His name is like Dyffyed!
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  242. Hadn't heard of it. How much does it suck? How many DEI actors?
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  243. Girls like horses because they get to control a big dumb animal between their legs.
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  244. 86K subscribers!
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  245. I had a middling day today. But then, oh frabjous joy, a notification from Disparu showed up! I watched it tensely. Would he say the Word? And he did: "EMPOWERMENT!". I will sleep happy tonight.
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  246. Hahahahaha, good trolling. Oh, people will remember ROP alright, like remembering the dog poop you stepped on and had to scrape off your shoe.
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  247. Boobs!
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  248. The comments have been the funniest thing of 2022!
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  249. It only happens 5 days out of the month.
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  250. Colbert is a sellout. Wonder if he cashed his check first to see if it bounced.
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  251. See, that would require the writer to actually think for a moment about the episode. But instead they were cackling to themselves about "this will really show dem racists!".
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  252. Now that is savage! You win the Internet today!
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  253. Me too. It's in the hands of malicious idiots.
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  254. She's cute!
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  255. 90K subscribers! 100K is within view!
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  256. Yes but that's only if you do it in metric units. She'll be fine in what we still call English units here in America. F=ma, man.
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  257. Gods this is dreadful.
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  258. Very true. I haven't seen any advertising for it. Maybe they've just given up.
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  259. It's for a given value of saving Disney, see.
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  260. Phase 5 looks terrible, doesn't it?
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  261. I think Disney has hired so many activists and SJW's that it's impossible to save. What a damned shame it is. Walt was a great guy.
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  262. The utter horror...
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  263. I fear for Disparu.
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  264. Your virtue is signaled. Congratulations. Maybe she'll sleep with you now.
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  265. 80K subscribers!!!
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  266. "The soft bigotry of low expectations"...
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  267. I hope Ewan is stacking up major $$ for this.
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  268. No, I really do.
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  269. This explains Joe Biden -- he's a Skrull!
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  270. I love Disparu's videos. He's hilarious!
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  271. Cuties. That one word says it all.
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  272. Definite pass.
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  273. 72.5 K subscribers!!
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  274. I have a bad feeling they're going to screw up Yoda.
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  275. Yeah, its ridiculous.
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  276. Pratchett was by far the funniest, and wisest, writer of his era. I still have all his books. I Aten't Dead Yet!
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  277. Eloquent prose? Hello?!?
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  278. There's always one troll.
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  279. To add to the horror, they greenlit a season 3.
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  280. Good use of words!
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  281. You meant "streaming" but I like "steaming", as in pile of steaming s**t.
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  282. The same people that put a stake through the Wheel of Time do not have the talent to fix Rings of Power.
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  283. Billions! Oh, wait...
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  284. Truly, he who flies highest sees last... and other pedantic sayings like that. The evil thing is, I can see them writing the script and saying to themselves, "Wow, that was DEEP, dude!" As they take another hit from their bong.
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  285. And they whacked the black harfoot. I ask you, where are the peaceful demonstrations? The riots? Harfoot Lives Matter, after all!
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  286. They're so fucked up.
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  287. He probably copped a feel of her breast while kissing her, but they edited it out. I'm sure she was groping his, well, manhood. As romance writers put it, "Put your throbbing manhood in my sheath!".
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  288. Sounds like my ex.
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  289. This show is so awful. At least I have Disparu to watch while waiting for Windows 11 to update. ("22 Minutes to go!" This on a wired Ethernet connection. Of course, I'm on Comcast cable, * sigh *)
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  290. What I'd like to know is how these people with such high ideas managed to make a stunningly boring series?
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  291. It sucks. Yes, I watched it, to my regret.
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  292. You've successfully spammed this entire fucking comments section with those paragraphs. I hate you and will never watch what you're referring to. Begone, foul bot, back to the pit that spawned you!
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  293. What a bomb.
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  294. Now that USAID is canceled, we'll see how long this utter shit lasts. It's the end of the they/them nuts.
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  295. Why are you watching this channel?
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  296. But who will hire the writers of Batwoman? Oh, wait....
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  297. Honestly, I struggled through He-Hulk and endured all the boredom of ROP. I may not have the balls to watch the butchering of Wheel of Time, though. Watching Disparu helps me vent some of the extreme frustration I feel for having wasted so much time on trash.
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  298. How much of your worldview is wrapped around "Men are the problem"? I thought I smelled a feminist in the comments. "Why do cats like feminists? They smell like fish."
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  299. I thought it was Robbing in the Hood. Whups, my mistake!
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  300. 85K subscribers! Keep on rocking it!
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  301. Seen the hysterically positive reviews? The Drinker predicted it. I'll pass, thanks.
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  302. You're just trolling. No one is this stupid.
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  303. You didnt put Sidney Sweeney in your thumbnail!
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  304. I agree.
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  305. They're in LA. They're fucked.
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  306. 97.5 K! 2.5K from 100,000!!
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  307. Probably the Post-It note writers from She Hulk. Come to think of it, that would explain a lot.
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  308. The Enola Gay hit its target, though. Bockscar missed over at Nagasaki.
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  309. More! More!
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  310. Nope.
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  311. Please, NO SECOND SEASON! Can we start a writing campaign or something?
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  312. Who wrote this gawd-awful "high sounding" dialog? Mayhap, I sense a complex symbol, prithee, My Lord! (Fool capers).
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  313. thud
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  314.  @Bilboshaggins30  You're acting like a dick. Just stop.
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  315. Not on my list to see. I don't want to take the risk of catching Corona. Not even for Maverick Top Gun. The coof laid out both my sons for a few weeks!
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  316. I really hope its raining Youtube money on you, Disparu! To put up with being showered with s--t like this!
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  317. Quick: Where will the race swapped Strong Female Characters fit in? How will all the bad guys be white? I have a very bad feeling about this. Cheers
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  318. I say these writers should stay on strike ... forever.
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  319. Yup. Totally agree. Hulu went to commercials and it reminded me of how much I hate them!
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  320. I hear they're using it at Guantamano Bay for particularly stubborn al Qaeda prisoners. "No! Not more of the Harfoots! I'll tell you everything!"
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  321. Bingo.
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  322. Gotta update it *for modern audiences*.
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  323. I may give up writing and pass the baton to Disparu.
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  324. Her acting is much like Freckle Jesus. Remember her?
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  325. Heheheheh! Good! This show is shit!
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  326. No. Beat harder!!
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  327. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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  328. Terrible.
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  329. Amen.
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  330. Well said. A skin walker.
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  331. Good to see Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrings of Powerrrrrrrrrrrr is still rrrrrrrrrrrrrrolling it's Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's.
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  332. Disparu, you poor, poor soul.
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  333. I'm not going to watch this one, either.
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  334. You are a brave soul but I fear your sacrifice will be in vain.
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  335. Yes, but He who Shines Brightly Lasts Longest.
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  336. Kwan is awful.
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  337. I agree. I'm too old to give a damn if someone calls me a -ist or a -phobe.
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  338. Ding! Virtue signalled! Actually, I find the very sarcastic user reviews right on point.
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  339. And tomorrow... I can't even say it.
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  340. "It's like a Wheel of Time!"
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  341. I'm an experienced writer (3 books, 500 magazine articles). However, I can't describe how awful this show is. It gives me writer's block. Awful script. Awful acting. Awful direction. Awful costumes. Awful elf ears. Awful choreography. Awful battles. Positives? Decent CGI of distant locations. I understand now why the Soviets put filmmakers up against a wall and riddled them with AK-47 bullets. Up against the wall, the lot of them. If you invested a billion dollars of diarrhea, lethal radiation, rotten eggs, putresence, rats eating dead bodies mixed into the heap, cockroaches, chemical waste, illegal pesticides, strong acids, you still would have something that wouldn't match how incredibly awful this show is. There's, I gave my best try at describing this woofers of a show. It also describes how low shill media will go writing positive articles of this crap. Incidentally, the going rate for a shill article is $50. Amazon has clearly sent some money out to critics. sigh thank God this season is over. We have the feminist fantasy rewrite of Jordan's Wheel of Time next. It simply sucks. Amazon has defined the low bar of "suckdom".
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  342. Wait, Sydney did a naked film? Where? WHERE? GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKES YOU WHERE??!!??
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  343. Ah, the sound of "bigmouth" Zegler's career imploding. Sweet! I have no doubt she'll be on OnlyFans soon.
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  344. Thank you for turning down the number of commercials!
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  345. Shhhhhhh! Don't say that! Or they'll have to go down that tedious, overdone rabbithole!
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  346. "She sucks farts from dead pigeons"... a phrase I saw somewhere.
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  347. Clap. Pause. Clap. Pause. Clap. Pause. Clearly you were one of the bots giving positive reviews to this train wreck. I don't think there's any hope for you.
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  348. Well said.
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  349. Halo: "I don't know!!" ROP: "EMPOWERMENT!!" Disparu, you completely crack me up. Keep it up!!
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  350. She's simply wrong.
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  351. But They think they're competent! They'll go to the grave insisting it was Someone Else's Fault!
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  352. More Milf Hotel!
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  353. Rolling Stone also slagged every Led Zeppelin album because that band told them to f*ck off. They've always been left wing trash.
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  354. 71,000 subscribers! Your channel is accelerating!
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  355. I fear your skull has been removed and boiled by this evil show! 115K! Keep going! Wheel of Boring Time is coming soon, oh horror...
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  356. This show is so awful in so many ways... script, plot, acting, direction... that I can't find adjectives to describe it. I'm a professional writer, and I've run out of words!
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  357. Yup! Well said.
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  358. Yup. They failed TO TELL A STORY.
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  359. That would be highly funny.
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  360. Perhaps Amazon is tying up Phoebe Waller-Bridge as a public service?
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  361. That is just nuts.
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  362. Not the worst. See Batwoman.
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  363. Yes, my son, evil lies not in darkness but in the dew of the misty morning light... Shit! It's rubbing off on me! I'm writing like a pretentious twit! I bet the showrunners all have man buns.
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  364. Wow!
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  365. No, you have a grasp of the situation. If the floor is flat, and it looks like it is, then she can only pull her body mass X friction. Otherwise she'll start to slide. Just like a car on ice.
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  366. Im not going to watch another Girl Boss show.
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  367. There's always one troll that takes pride in going against the opinion of hundreds of people. Relax, man. They're lesbians. They won't sleep with you no matter how much you white knight for them.
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  368. Yup, this channel is going to blow up! Enjoy the ride!
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  369. First episode was so bad that i gave up. In fact, my TV is covered in dust.
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  370. Smash JT simply said Alyssa Mercunte used to suck dicks for money. Whores always hate men.
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  371. Ah, found the complete drooling idiot that calls people "incels". Got news for you pal, Galadriel isn't going to sleep with you no matter how much you simp for her.
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  372. There's always one troll.
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  373. How'd they get the codes to open the doors? How'd they learn how to walk? Why do they think a ship will float? What are they going to eat after their week's supplies are gone? Etc, etc, etc.
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  374. It's dreadful writing. But hey, it checks the box for diversity quotas!
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  375. Another Marvel *thud*.
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  376. They're R2D2 noises.
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  377. Poor Disparu.
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  378. Yup. Orbital is 17,500 MPH. Escape speed, since it wasn't orbiting, is 25,000 MPH. It would have burned up in the atmosphere.
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  379. Coming up on 50K subscribers! (That's 3C in hex! :-) )
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  380. Whups, 32!
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  381. Good idea. I just doubt anyone in that writing romper room has any idea what the Sokovia accords were.
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  382. Possibly they're the only people willing to live in LA?
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  383. Subbed.
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  384. Amazing! Extraordinary! Magnificent! Glorious! Wait while I get out my book of synonyms...
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  385. No, we don't want it. -- an angry American.
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  386. Is this show better when drinking? I have a bottle of Johnny Walker here...
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  387. This is a good point.
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  388. Old Soviet films used to show strapping young men bringing in the wheat harvest, for hours and hours and hours. Possibly Zach really misses old Red propaganda flicks?
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  389. Well said. I've officially checked out on all the shows you mentioned.
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  390. Disney'd.
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  391. Tomorrow is Black Friday, the release date of Rings of Powah. Everyone ready for a blizzard of a shitstorm of reviews?
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  392. 110K! Keep going!
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  393. Hollywood sounds a lot like middle school -7th and 8th grades. Everybody insecure, backstabbing, cliques...
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  394. God, imagine if Rian Johnson did Season 9.
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  395. Wow. They really did not know how to end it.
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  396. Based Economy! And my favorite, "Empowerment!"
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  397. Good to see another Disparu review!
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  398. Yup, gotta pad out that 401K retirement account!
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  399. It's like they intentionally tried to make it as boring as possible. It's quite an achievement!
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  400. My Mom loves Legolas! She tells me every time we watch LOTR together. Mom is 92!
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  401. Trump should build a high wall around Hollywood. At least we'd get a movie, Escape from Hollywood, with Kurt Russell.
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  402. A second season of Obi-Wan has been announced. Maybe Reeeeeva needed a paycheck.
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  403. *cackling and evilly rubbing hands together*.
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  404. It's trollocs all the way down!
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  405. It was a clever name that completely misrepresented the legislation as some sort of gay rights issue.
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  406. 9 episodes of this? They should market it as a sleeping pill.
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  407. Yep! Every time I watch another video, you're up a couple thousand viewers. Well done! And you did it on a 40C (108F) day!!
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  408. I think "Disparu" is French meaning "nothing" or "nothingness", but I'm not sure that's why he uses it. I ran the word through Google Translate. :,)
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  409. And Kotaku.
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  410. I'm glad I saw your butchering of this war crime, Disparu. Putting it mildly, I won't be watching current Dr. Who.
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  411. "Creepy dank hole" ... damn, man! Hahahahah
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  412. I liked their suspiciously 21st century climbing gear. I bet they CGI'd out the Perlon ropes.
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  413. Subscribed. Well said.
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  414. From mid October: I just finished off ROP. I'm done with it and with WOT.
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  415. Thank God we got an episode without Kwan.
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  416. But a black woman can't do anything evil (unless she's manipulated into it by a white man!)
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  417. It's trendy among the far lefties to deny that "woke" exists and to label anyone with an objection to a pure torrent of crap as "haters". Or maybe it's just a troll fishing for a reaction.
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  418. Groupies!
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  419. Yep. Typical Reddit.
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  420. Good lord, there are about 50 commercial breaks in this! Crank it down Disparu!
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  421. I imagine the paper shredders are quite busy at Lucasfilm and Disney.
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  422. Hollywood is a sad lot. Visit Hollywood & Vine street sometime, sorta ground zero. It's just terribly sad. The people are sad. They walk around with weight on their shoulders. Every actor and actress is waiting tables to feed the cost of living in LA, hoping for their big break. Lots of good looking people, but they're finding out their life's dream isn't going to happen. Lots of dreams go there to die. As one Hollywood script writer put it to me, "When I'm employed, I think every day that I hate my job. When I'm not employed, I think every day that I need a job." The overall energy is sad.
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  423. She probably wired into the 240VAC mains without thinking, because she can't think. Oh, right, she's a "genius" because she's black.
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  424. That's actually a good idea.
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  425. I have a bad feeling it's going to be everywhere! "Luke, do not underestimate the Power of Amazon's Marketing Department". Remember when Tomorrow War was plastered on the side of every Amazon package?
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  426. I see the old feminist showed up. Dear, you haven't had your cheap wine yet, because you can still type. Didn't you enjoy the BIG kitchen, dear? It's every girl's dream! I'm sorry you're stuck in a one bedroom apartment. How are your cats Fluffy, Duffy, Bob, Sheryl, and Kathy? Are they in good health? What sort of cat litter do you use? You don't know the brand, it's just the cheapest one at Costco? What do you feed them? Again, whatever is cheapest? No wonder your apartment smells like cat pee. Don't let the landlord in, he'll evict you. Settle down, dear. Have another full glass of wine. You don't have to drink it in plugs. Feel that happy buzz? That's what a homeless person feels after drinking Mad Dog 20/20 (40% alcohol! I went to college, I know these things! It's the cheapest buzz around even if it tastes like glue). How is your life going? Enjoying that Call Center job? How's climbing the corporate ladder working out for you? Tell me, in the middle of the night, when you're desperately lonely and think about the husband you never had and the babies you never had, do you regret the siren call of feminism? I bet it was fun and exciting when you were 20 carrying signs and shouting "Down with the Patriarchy". Here, drink another full glass of wine to dull the pain. Make a note to pick up another few boxes of Gallo next time you're at Costco. What do you have to look forward to, dear? All your friends got married and had kids, some have grandkids. Your extended family thinks of all as that old weird feminist drunk Aunt who always embarrassed them at family gatherings and Christmas. Does the tiny little voice inside your head tell you you're wasted the precious gift of life? Drown it out with another full glass of wine. You're not an alcoholic if you drink wine, after all! Congratulations on a life devoted to feminism. Be sure to stack up those copies of Cosmopolitan and Ms magazine. They're getting blurry? You need reading glasses. I applaud your decision to not dye your hair to get rid of the gray. Your ultimate fate is to die and have your cats start eating yoy because you haven't fed them. Cops see this all time when neighbors report a powerful stench from a neighboring apartment. Much love.
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  427. "The soft bigotry of low expectations". "Well, he can't act, but he can cry and dance. And get this, he's black and gay!" "HIRED!".
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  428. Them's fighting words -- Daffy Duck
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  429. Theyve been mighty quiet about rewatch numbers.
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  430. There's a tempest in me! Pardon, I have to visit the bathroom
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  431. Oh no!!!
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  432. Brokeback Mountain.
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  433. So, are you a leg guy, a tit guy, or a Morfydd guy?
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  434. I was wondering what they were babbling about!
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  435. Good summation of the Drinker's review.
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  436. "EMPOWERMENT!"
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  437. Does Redhead EVER change her facial expression? It's like her entire face is Botox'd.
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  438. Wait... she vaguely looked down!
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  439. And now she's back looking ahead, basically like a cow.
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  440. She blinked once!
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  441. Give them time. Remember they did it in Wheel of Time.
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  442. Rebels was okay, tuned for a younger audience though
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  443. That's why they love standard shift cars.
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  444. Yes.
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  445. Learn how to spell "christian". Cmon, you can do it. It'll make your comments that much more impressive.
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  446. This show is something you wipe off the bottom of your shoe after walking through a dog park.
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  447. My favorite quote from that movie. My Mom references it often about living through World War 2.
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  448. Shipping is short speak for "relationship".
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  449. Ask rather, who did she sleep with to get on the show? True Hollywood at work.
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  450. "How dare you!" Seriously, thanks for the smile you gave me.
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