Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "The Babylon Bee" channel.

  1. Nailed it. You guys are having WAY too much fun at your "job".
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  2. Excellent! You folks keep raising your skills!
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  3. I've been a subscriber for years. The Bee is a place that gives me smiles in a crazy world.
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  4. Well done!
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  5. I thought silence was violence...
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  6. Hahahahahahaha! And this, folks, is why I'm a monthly subscriber. The Bee rocks!
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  7. "Orpp! Orpp!" (Clap flippers)
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  8. This was brilliant. That's why I joined the Bee and kick a few dollars to them every month.
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  9. Grudges last forever.
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  10. But she's so CUTE when she's confused! She's like a puppy encountering a Roomba robot vacuum. "What's that?" Followed by "BarkBarkBark".
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  11. Aieeeeeerreeeee!!
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  12. I'm not going to say MJ is hot. I'm sure she's an excellent editor.
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  13. You folks are having way too much fun!
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  14. Why the long face?
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  15. Don't sweat the 6-0. You'll find its "just another day". Same as 30, 40, 50..
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  16. Excellent accent!!
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  17. I miss my Dad, too.
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  18. They ask EVERYONE to accept Jesus on their podcasts. They didn't single out Elon. Also, how are you watching the subscriber portion of the Bee?
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  19. Yeah, the dictators of Cuba would get richer. Fidel socked away 50 million to a numbered Swiss account.
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  20. ... People looking at me wondering what I'm laughing so hard about...
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  21. The Firdt Army scores another win!
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  22. The Firdt! Revolution grows! Join us, and together we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy!
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  23. It's a plague. House prices have gone insane in CO because of Californian's moving here with the $$ from their sale of their ridiculous priced CA homes. I mean really, 600,000 for a 3 bedroom house?
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  24. I wonder how many people missed that. Truly gave me a BB smile.
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  25. More background laughing!
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  26. Another win for BB! Congratulations!
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  27. Heathen! :-)
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  28. Firdt!
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  29. Your videos are improving. Keep it up and I'll still be a subscriber / premium member.
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  30. Just a thought. Perhaps that is a strength. Any other religion would have folded under the crap Christianity has gotten thrown at it over the years, yet there still is something timeless and powerful about walking into church and seeing the Cross.
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  31. Thank you Firdt! Brother! It can be a lonely thing, being a Firdt!, but messages like your ease the pain. Firdt! Forever!
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  32. Hahahahahaha!!!
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  33. There's no hope for California. I got out in 1980.
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  34. So true!!!
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  35. Didn't Cracked go down the Woke hole and go bankrupt? It's been awhile, can't remember.
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  36. Occasionally Cortex
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  37. I doubt Christ will care. Turn the cheek, He said.
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  38. They're brilliant!!
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  39. Keep thinking that! -- a programmer P.s. sometimes I feel that way too.
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  40. Hi back!
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  41. Yup. And ICBM's travel way, way faster than a .223.
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  42. Poodles named "Pooky" or "DooDoo". Those God awful little dog rats that live in ladies' purses.
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  43. Fine actor!
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  44. Very tasty harmonies. All in all, excellent job folks!
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  45. The puns! The puns! Most were over my head !
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  46. Oh NO !!!!
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  47. Motorized is violence.
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  48. The Firdt! Liberation Movement Strikes!
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  49. They keep flubbing that.
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  50. Me too!
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