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I think the one guy (Mr. Forehead) thinks he's smart enough to replace Tolkien, but he is severely mistaken. I'm sure he's surrounded by people telling him his every idea is FANTASTIC, THE BEST EVER, which is typical Hollywood.
Folks, the showrunners are amateurs with only a couple uncredited script tweaks to the worst of the new Star Treks, the one that killed the reboot series.
They're in WAY over their heads.
Creating new fiction is HARD. Taking modern day problems... polarization, etc... and changing the names and throwing a quick slap of paint on them is EASY.
Yawn. I wonder who will play Donald Trump. Probably Sauron. I'm sure they'll have a January 6th uprising. I wonder how they'll do 9/11. Will Galadriel have a girlfriend? Who's bi? Who's disabled? How are they stunning and brave?
Most of all, THIS IS NOT HIGH FANTASY.
I look forward to a big night opening, then a gradual disgust leading people to say, screw this. Like Wheel of Time. They can make as many of those as they want, but I'm not tuning in.
Sorry for the rant. I've been wanting to get this off my chest for awhile.
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The problem with launching a nuclear attack against the US is that you'll receive a reply.
The US has about ~9,000 nuclear weapons, deliverable by B-52/B-2 bombers (3,000); by submarines (~3,600); and by ICBM's (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles) fired from missile silos (~2,000). They tend to be in the 350 kiloton yield range. That's about 18 times what Nagasaki was hit with (~~20kt).
Because US weapons are so accurate (within 500 yards, after flying several thousand miles), they don't need to be huge. US delivery methods are well tested and reliable.
350 kilotons landing anywhere is going to completely flatten it. The fireball alone will be about 5 miles across of vapor.
The thing is, all that has to happen to unleash this is a few very specific phone calls with codes (the President is the only person that can start this), and then people typing on keyboards and turning launch-enable keys. The systems are this way because of fears of a surprise strike by the Soviets, so it's efficient, fast, and reliable.
The reply will arrive starting at about 32 minutes later for the ICBM's, longer for cruise missiles, longer for B-52/B-2 delivery.
In one article about the US nuclear war plan, 4 weapons, of 9,000, are all that the US would send to N. Korea. This shows what the planners think of N. Korea in terms of priorities.
Tests -- To put this into perspective, since 1945, every single country in the world that has ever tried to build a nuclear weapon has gotten 20 kilotons the first time they tested it, starting with the July 1945 Trinity test in New Mexico. In N Korea, the first test was a near-total-fizzle, under 1 kt. They've managed to get to 7 kilotons. This places them at about 1945 in nuclear development. This is embarrassing.
N Korean rocket systems finally succeeded in putting a satellite into an orbit a few years ago. However, the satellite is tumbling, which means its guidance system isn't holding it steady. This places their rocket development at about 1957, when the Soviets Union put up the first satellite, Sputnik. (Frankly, they should use Google Earth to get good pictures from orbit.)
I recommend "U.S. Nuclear Weapons - The Secret History", by Chuck Hansen, and for up-to-date stuff, "nrdc.o r g /nuclear/tkstock/p53-94.pdf". (Can't put a full URL into a reply.) "The Curve of Binding Energy", by John McPhee, is the single best book to start learning about these things, an easy and pleasant read.
I'm not concerned about N Korea's nuclear development. However, their armed forces are a different matter.
thanx,
Dave
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I am so sick of how girls "cry bully" to force their way. Its passive aggressive, the weakest and most political way. Key phrases they use:
"I don't feel safe." Sorry, girl, you are at a PUBLIC speed dating event. Are you seriously saying your breast will be grabbed and you"ll be graped under the table while you are surrounded by simp white knights that want to save you so you'll give them a little pussy?
"I felt uncomfortable". Sorry, dear. Learn to live with it. Everyone feels uncomfortable sometimes. Sadly, at a speed dating event, there were no bitter feminist HR departments to go cry to.
"My workplace is hostile". This generally means the guys you wanted there want nothing to do with you, because being alone with a girl is dangerous these days, false accusations fly, see above, and you flee to HR, that den of Gender Studies girls who couldn't get a job anywhere else and are bitter old men hating radical feminists, to cry about how your office is so uncomfortable becaus Chad wants his job and won't flirt with you. When HR gets their very fat ass out or their chair to investigate, they find out Chad has recorded every chat you had with him as you desperately tried to pick him up and never talked about business. HR tells you no, because they don't want to be sued by Chad for malpractice and bias.
Sorry,.girls. the time you could slither ahead with your snake like cry bully phrases is over. Men won't even talk to you anymore. You have destroyed relationships.
Die alone, and the cats will eat your eyeballs first for water. Cats don't give a shit about you.
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Video games are an amazing world. Some are entire Science Fiction novels! Halo explored the connection between hostile aliens and people, and people found out that the aliens weren't so different. In the end, we fought together against a dreadful enemy.
Mass Effect is an amazing experience to play. My son always talks about it. He said it was very hard to bring multiple aliens together to counter an existential threat to them all. Sort of like Game of Thrones.
Shooters hone the reflexes. My son had such fast twitch reflexes that one single pixel on his display would change, and he'd fire. Once I measured him on my oscilloscope. He was reacting in 15 milliseconds, which is amazing!
The first time he went shooting, he was an excellent marksman. All those shooter games had taught him well. I only had to teach him breath control and to squeeze a shot off slowly, and suddenly he was making great groups.
Fantasy games are an entire art form. I'm not deeply into them, so I can't really comment, except I recognize interactive art when I see it.
Finally, during a bitter divorce, my two sons and I would setup multiplayer networks and game Quake or AvP. It really helped their comraderie to take on aliens together and blow them away. They loved hunting each other in Quake, to the point that they memorized all the maps and could speedrun them! All of this gave them a time to decompress from their hellish Mom and her pit of a house.
I am grateful we had that time together. It's one of my cherished memories.
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What a tragedy. The man felt she was his one and only. He could have spent his life with her. Her "friends" "opened her eyes" to a new, "exciting" world she had never experienced, being a 304. She soon learned that once the guy bustedva nut, he was over her. That's the hole that sinks the ship.
She should have had kids. That would have given her something to live for and put her energies into. Of course womanists would be horrified that I'd say that, but its true.
The man came out of this mess in better shape. He sure got a tough lesson about 304's trying to keep his wife "happy". I hope he finds happinesd with his new girlfriend. As for the ex wife, she has probably ruined her life. She will probably spend the rest of it regretting her wild youth and end up alone and bitter. It's amazing how many girls will settle for being unhappy and bitter.
People never cease to amaze me. The Bible says, "There is nothing new under the sun." Ecclesiastes was one bright dude, and his sayings provided The Byrds with their hit song, "Turn, turn, turn".
"To everything, there is a season, and a time to every purpose, under Heaven..."
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If my ex ever asked for an open marriage, I would say I'll think about it, consult a divorce attorney the next day, and hand her divorce papers as soon as possible. I'd hide assets, sell stuff off, and tuck them into a Cayman Islands bank account. Bitcoin is also good. I would drain the household of all the things she'd get in the divorce. Finally, I'd drain the bank account.
My ex was bizarre. She used to wait for me to go on business trips then buy expensive toys. A kiln for her "clay work". She only used it a couple times. A new Mac compatible portable. Again, never used it. It was her way of cheating on me. Whenever times got rough, she'd go read science fiction and withdraw, never facing up to the problems and helping us.
After our divorce, of course she got the house and custody, she had to actually get a job to make the house payments. Her drug addiction by then was so severe she was arrested and put on Methadone maintenance. Her new addiction became Romance Novels. She made a three layer stack window high in the bedroom! Bodice rippers where the man treats the woman like shit throughout the novel until the last chapter, when it is revealed he had to, because he was a secret agent or a Prince undercover. Then they kiss and make wild love.
Her work became her addiction. She maintained old legacy code for a travel outfit. That job would have driven me insane but she thrived at it. She made her house payments, incredibly, but was too stupid to refinance during the era of low interest rates. She finally paid off her 30 year loan.
The house has turned into disgusting shit. There is black mold all over the basement. The kids had no toilet, she never got around to installing the new one she bought. The skylights leaked and literal curtains of spackling are falling from the ceiling. Her unanswered mail is 4 feet high in the kitchen. She was arrested and spent two weeks in the slammer for ignoring a judge's order to appear. She's still on methadone.
Her kids despise her and have nothing to do with her. I'm pretty good friends with them and am taking one to lunch tomorrow.
Thanks for letting me ramble.
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Add "girls hate video games and won't shut up about it" to the "man vs bear" bullshit.
Too bad you don't understand it. You probably don't have the depth needed for abstraction and other high level concepts of the mind. That's why men make great video game programmers. I've only known a few girl programmers in my career in software development, and frankly, most were mannish lesbians.
I understand girls want to control us. As the old joke goes, "Why do girls like horses? Because they learn to control a big animal between their legs."
It is very telling that the one girl hated "her" man was being "productive". Translation, he wasn't putting in overtime to make her money.
These girls are missing something important in their relationship. Dale Carnegie spent an entire chapter on it in "How to Win Friends and Influence People", the second all time best seller. He simply said, "Don't Nag!!!". He's dead right. Nagging becomes an irritation like a dripping faucet or a bleeping smoke alarm. At first it's no big deal. Then it becomes Chinese Water Torture. When a man divorced a girl, he will sometimes say, "She nagged me until I couldn't stand it anymore, so I left."
Girls have made video games their hill to die on, just as they did man vs bear. Bad move, girls. You're not going to like the outcome. Man vs bear embittered the vast majority of good men out there, and the evil taste of it persists in their mouths to this day, like a run over skunk many miles away.
Note that sensible girls never had anything to do with either stupidity. But whiny girls with way too much time on their hands just HAD to chime in, which is why channels like @whatever prosper. The men running that channel sure earn their pay, though, putting up with remarkably dim hoes whose only thoughts are makeup and feminism.
Dumb girls don't "get" video games and their appeal to men in our increasingly constricted, controlled daily lives. Too bad, you might learn something important.
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Elk meat is very good, a real lean meat, very good for you. But getting it is fucking hard! You have to go find an elk dumb enough to get within 200 yards of you with its radar like ears and nose and eyes. Then you shoot the thing. Then the work begins! Cleaning it is, well, yuck, even if you have a pathologist brother ready and eager to tell you what each organ is and what that organ does. It is deeply disturbing to realize that on the inside, you're a bag of slop too. Then you have to pull off its hide. Then you have to cut it into quarters, then lash each quarter and the hide to a pack frame, and then carry them down while 70 pounds overweight and severely top heavy. I don't know how I didn't break an ankle or a leg with all the times I fell down. Son of a bitch! Then finally shower off all the blood and bone fragments... you do have a hot water heater in your campsite, right? If not go wash in the glacier fed stream and feel your balls actually withdrawal into your body. Then throw the meat in the truck and take it to the butcher, who eventually carves it up and gives it to you in paper wrappings, to fill up your freezer.
Don't forget to get the meat tested for Mad Cow Disease or whatever the fuck it is, and if it tests positive, throw it all away.
Then a lightning storm will ground bounce and trip your GFCI circuit breaker, the freezer will lose power, and while you're off on vacation, all that elk meat will rot, leaving a stream of blood running down the driveway and down the street.
"What could I do for you, officer?".
It's a good meat if you can get it and keep it and if you remember to marinate the fuck out of it so it doesn't taste like Disassembled Elk.
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I'm an experienced writer (3 books, 500 magazine articles). However, I can't describe how awful this show is. It gives me writer's block.
Awful script. Awful acting. Awful direction. Awful costumes. Awful elf ears. Awful choreography. Awful battles.
Positives? Decent CGI of distant locations.
I understand now why the Soviets put filmmakers up against a wall and riddled them with AK-47 bullets.
Up against the wall, the lot of them.
If you invested a billion dollars of diarrhea, lethal radiation, rotten eggs, putresence, rats eating dead bodies mixed into the heap, cockroaches, chemical waste, illegal pesticides, strong acids, you still would have something that wouldn't match how incredibly awful this show is.
There's, I gave my best try at describing this woofers of a show.
It also describes how low shill media will go writing positive articles of this crap. Incidentally, the going rate for a shill article is $50. Amazon has clearly sent some money out to critics.
sigh thank God this season is over.
We have the feminist fantasy rewrite of Jordan's Wheel of Time next. It simply sucks.
Amazon has defined the low bar of "suckdom".
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I see the old feminist showed up. Dear, you haven't had your cheap wine yet, because you can still type. Didn't you enjoy the BIG kitchen, dear? It's every girl's dream! I'm sorry you're stuck in a one bedroom apartment.
How are your cats Fluffy, Duffy, Bob, Sheryl, and Kathy? Are they in good health? What sort of cat litter do you use? You don't know the brand, it's just the cheapest one at Costco? What do you feed them? Again, whatever is cheapest? No wonder your apartment smells like cat pee. Don't let the landlord in, he'll evict you.
Settle down, dear. Have another full glass of wine. You don't have to drink it in plugs. Feel that happy buzz? That's what a homeless person feels after drinking Mad Dog 20/20 (40% alcohol! I went to college, I know these things! It's the cheapest buzz around even if it tastes like glue).
How is your life going? Enjoying that Call Center job? How's climbing the corporate ladder working out for you? Tell me, in the middle of the night, when you're desperately lonely and think about the husband you never had and the babies you never had, do you regret the siren call of feminism? I bet it was fun and exciting when you were 20 carrying signs and shouting "Down with the Patriarchy". Here, drink another full glass of wine to dull the pain. Make a note to pick up another few boxes of Gallo next time you're at Costco.
What do you have to look forward to, dear? All your friends got married and had kids, some have grandkids. Your extended family thinks of all as that old weird feminist drunk Aunt who always embarrassed them at family gatherings and Christmas.
Does the tiny little voice inside your head tell you you're wasted the precious gift of life?
Drown it out with another full glass of wine. You're not an alcoholic if you drink wine, after all!
Congratulations on a life devoted to feminism. Be sure to stack up those copies of Cosmopolitan and Ms magazine. They're getting blurry? You need reading glasses. I applaud your decision to not dye your hair to get rid of the gray.
Your ultimate fate is to die and have your cats start eating yoy because you haven't fed them. Cops see this all time when neighbors report a powerful stench from a neighboring apartment.
Much love.
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