Comments by "Daniel Bradford" (@Falconlibrary) on "John Talks 2" channel.

  1. The US Congress is the world's most expensive nursing home.
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  2. "You're a nasty person."--President Trump to Kaitlan Collins
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  3. That's not a Freudian slip. That's a Freudian slide into home base.
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  4. I've noticed that all of these rich politicians buy seaside mansions. It's almost like they're not worried about the sea levels rising at all.
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  5. Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.
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  6. CNN post-debate analysts are unanimous that Biden was incapable of effectively debating Trump. Aren't they admitting that Biden isn't fit to be president?
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  7. When I saw dozens of congressional representatives enthusiastically waving Ukrainian flags and chanting "Ukraine! Ukraine!" I knew that our republic is conquered, not by any foreign power but by traitors.
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  8. "Siri, what is the net worth of Candace Owens' husband?" "Candace Owens's husband George Farmer has a net worth of $240 million." That answers all your questions, guys.
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  9. Longest I ever went without food was three weeks, but that's because I didn't have any money and I won't shoplift because I'm not a thief. Nobody at an Ivy League college protested for me, that's for sure.
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  10. Not the first time Kamala said "do not come".
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  11. "Your Constitution rights disappear in a puff of smoke when I cry EMERGENCY--an emergency only I define." Yeah, I can see a couple of problems with this.
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  12. Trump didn't have to take a week off work to prep for the debate and he still aced it.
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  13. If we'd had this military in 1941, we'd be a bilingual country right now: German and Japanese.
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  14. In this present moment, we are in the present, which is not the past and which is not the future. At this point, we'd be better off having a Magic 8 Ball run our country.
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  15. Poverty is not the root cause of violence. I live in a small town in Kansas. Many people here are poor, and everyone has guns. The town hasn't had a single murder or shooting since it was founded in 1868.
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  16. "But we need additional funding for disaster relief!" Then pass a separate bill funding disaster relief. I'm sick of these clowns holding the nation hostage.
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  17. $175 billion. Our local library is closed in the summer because the AC broke and the town can't afford a new one. Our roads are crumbling. Locals say they skip meals because they can't afford groceries. $175 billion to Ukraine. $700 each for the victims of the Maui wildfires, $0 to the victims of the East Palestine, Ohio train derailment.
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  18. Diversity: hiring people who aren't qualified for jobs instead of smart, hardworking people who earned those positions. Equity: rigging the outcomes for people who are too lazy or too dumb to compete fairly against smart, hardworking people. Inclusion: every group has to have a disproportionate number of people of color, women, trans, gays, etc, even when it doesn't make sense to do so.
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  19. That's not all she's blown. Ask Willie Brown.
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  20. Those fools. Johnny Depp and Keith Richards would've disposed of it for free, in an environmentally safe manner.
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  21. I am not dead and this is my real voice real voice real voice real voice line goes dead The president of the US just goes into hiding and everybody's cool with this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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  22. "They believe the hotel is theirs." They're not wrong.
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  23. I'm going to go out on a limb and just say it: maybe electing a walking corpse as our president and keeping him in office for four years wasn't our best move.
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  24. A seat in Congress is now pretty much a job for life, with a few exceptions, because incumbents amass so much power and money that no one can bump them off. We need term limits. We have them for presidents and most governors--why not senators and congressional representatives? 12 years for the Congress. If you can't get your agenda done in 12 years, you just weren't trying.
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  25. $300 is groceries for a month? The Beaver is delusional.
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  26. Janet Yellen is one of the few public officials who inspires confidence with her magnetic personality and unvarnished truth-telling. 😂😂😂😂😂
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  27. "I remember Uncle Bozy's last words before he was made into a cannibal casserole: 'Joey, trans women are women.' I'm not lying."
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  28. Bugs? We don't eat bugs here. Where do you think you are, FRANCE?
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  29. KJP appears to be functionally illiterate based on the totality of her work--hiring someone for a high profile, important job because she's a black lesbian without any real qualifications turned out to be not such a good idea.
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  30. Saying that Hannibal Lecter is smart doesn't make me a Hannibal Lecter supporter. It's just stating a fact.
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  31. Oh, c'mon. Biden could fall five times while shuffling to the podium, mumble through the entire debate, fill his diapers, and Van Jones would spin it as "Joe Biden beat expectations here!"
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  32. Illegals cluster in "blue states", where they are counted in the Census. Census counts determine how many congressional seats a state gets. Democrats would lose 20 seats in the House without illegals. The Democrats are also working on getting the 20-30 million illegals citizenship, which would make them Democratic voters for life.
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  33. AOC thinks she's Che Guevara 😂😂😂
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  34.  @redfordreddington8834  Aw poor baby
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  35. The prisoner did some really bad acting, especially since he saw the sky since, I don't know, the first time earlier that day 😂😂😂
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  36. Kamala looked more nervous than a plump cat lost in a Haitian neighborhood.
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  37. I wonder how she kept the other 7%. They must be otherwise unemployable.
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  38. He's served his purpose
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  39. Arabs give gifts for two reasons: bribes, and to show respect. Trump doesn't take bribes, so the jet is the lavish Arab way of saying "respect".
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  40. I used to work with a woman who was a professional Joan Rivers impersonator. She reminded us all just how funny and real Joan was.
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  41. "We allowed a woman like that"? Yeah, that's real inspiring.
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  42. What a man what a man what a mighty strong man
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  43. Jill's the most unpopular woman in Washington and has been for fifty years. A scheming Cersei.
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  44. I'm from Kansas. Eisenhower Presidential Library and Museum in Abilene, Kansas, took two years to build, zero scandals, and it's a beautiful place. I encourage people from all over the country to visit it.
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  45. Kamala standing at the fryer "Don't you have people to do this?" snaps fingers "You, over there, make fries and then put them in my hand so it looks like I did it. CHOP CHOP!"
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  46. RAMAPHOSA: Are we going to watch a hilarious blooper reel? TRUMP: No, proof of genocide in South Africa. RAMAPHOSA: Oh s**t.
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  47.  @whatwouldpicarddomakeitso9607  I get different amounts for different people. Maybe you need more practice with your internet machine.
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  48. Yeah, saw that with my dad. He started attacking people.
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  49. Jaguars aren't mechanically very good cars. They have a bad reputation. People who buy Jaguars are very image conscious and want people to know they have Mercedes or BMW money, but that they're cooler.
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  50. Trudeau's divorce suddenly makes sense. A lot of sense.
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