Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "South China Morning Post" channel.

  1. Didn't the South Korean army once blasted K-pop music over to their side?
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  2. Now let’s do an experiment to see if wolves can actually blow houses down if they are inhabited by pigs!
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  3. They should totally make a manga out of this princess love story!
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  4. On the bright side, the pumice in the beach helps remove unwanted flakes and hairs off the skin to create that smooth silky texture
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  5. I wanna see a stop motion video of these guys flying on flintlock broomsticks with smoke constantly coming out of the barrel like exhaust
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  6. Quit holding him hostage and convince him to join the cause like a Far Cry protagonist!
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  7. AND he's more likely to get mugged by thieves that can use the app to lure in unsuspecting victims
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  8. I’m sure all those bottles used to store this questionable water won’t end up causing environmental strain on India’s landscape!
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  9. The Japanese say the nuclear bomb was too cruel of a punishment to their country The Chinese say the nuclear bomb was not cruel enough
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  10. Next year in August, I want to see them re-enact the Battle of Stalingrad in the same city where it started
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  11. It’s like having video game subtitles in your very own life’s story!
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  12. When even chimps are much smarter than the conspiracy chumps in the United States
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  13. One small step for Rocket Man, one giant leap towards Homefront
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  14. Indra's getting ANGRY over how you're handling this pandemic!
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  15. Question: Suppose the victim gets freaked out by the rat and slams it down with a large stick or rebar, killing the animal rescuer in the progress. What then?
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  16. I heard that some foreign factory bosses would give female workers a savings bond as their wage payment, because their husbands or fathers would sometimes take a large portion of any of their extra earnings
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  17. An elephant may never forget, But an elephant also always forgives
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  18. He learned how Soleimi got assassinated and he’s not ready to join him in the USA complete deathlist
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  19. Sometimes, I feel the same way whenever a Russian reporter comes over to commentate on the FIFA cup
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  20. His slow and steady perseverance eventually helped him win the breeding race
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  21. Why am I not surprised?
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  22. Funny how the US forces tried to do the same thing when they were in control and it also failed miserably as well… Six in one, half dozen in the other
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  23. Just doling out the bear essentials to travellers in need
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  24. America isn’t the only country breaking up with spring breakers!
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  25. Meanwhile in the USA...
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  26. You know, it’s kinda funny, There was a time that this kinda gadget is a weird type of applicant novelty. I remembered watching a specific Daily Planet episode of an inventor who made a cooling jacket out of old computer fans. It’s amazing how over a decade later that wearable fans have now become a commonplace summer commodity.
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  27. Do they also sell concentrated grape bricks along with instructions on how NOT to “accidentally” ferment them into alcohol?
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  28. I heard of March for Our Lives, but this event cranks it up to a million
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  29. Ironically, I haven’t seen this story being reported on the Onion
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  30. His girlfriend must be so lucky!
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  31. Even though this was decades late, his apology fares way better than the Dutch government’s centuries-late apology for their forced colonization of Indonesia
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  32. The best kind of leaders are often the type who are broken down the most
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  33. We hope that flight really took your breath away!
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  34. They forgot to mention the under reporting of the management’s fat wallets
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  35. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! It's called "Socialism with Chinese characteristics"
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  36.  @Microsoft-Excel-2010  Don’t forget to stuff the wolf with stones
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  37. Don’t forget your wok helmet!
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  38. GLORY TO THE WORKING CLASS!
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  39. Can they harvest the poo and convert it into cooking fuel?
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  40. Though I’m a bit surprised, this isn’t the first time a soldier defected to the other side by literally running through the border. In August 15th 1961, an East German soldier named Conrad Schuman literally took an opportunity to run and jump over the barbed wire barrier to the West Berlin side of the East-West German border, just when his comrade soldiers weren’t looking; at that time, the wall has only just began construction and was not fully developed That’s why Genztruppen (East German border guards) only have 8-hour shifts, can only patrol in twos or threes (so one can shoot their own if they try to escape), and are always monitored over by Stasi officers wearing the same uniform. Even the names of the border guards were kept secret to prevent collusion to escape.
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  41. A former repentant IRA member once said: “You won’t gain even a 16th of a square inch of territory by bombing innocent civilians in the open public”
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  42. This is like a bunch of French teens suing ISIS for “kidnapping” after joining them and falling for their false advertisement about paradise in the Islamic lifestyle
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  43. What ELSE is South Korea lying about?!
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  44. You can do that in an elevator, but not at a train station!
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  45. Wait, China has camels?!
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  46. Joergsprave: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
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  47. Why can’t the USA do the same when it comes to allying with Mexico?! They say they declare war against cartels, yet Americans refuse to acknowledge the language needed to communicate with our allies across the border to fight against them! The right-wing nutjobs say they don't want any non-English speakers in their territory, yet we rely on them to improve relations across the border to keep their nation safe!
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  48. Give the Geisha girls concealed Santoku knives, in case they didn’t get the message
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  49. You know, last time I heard of major coal production plant operating in the winter time, there was a total power outage in the Lone Star state that left thousands of civvies out in the cold.
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  50. He’s more like Mermaid Man from the Spongebob series
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