Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "VICE News" channel.

  1. Remember, "rats" spelled backwards equal "star"!
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  2. Most wild chickens actually don’t taste good, since they consume a variety of plants and garbage (instead of the usual chicken feed) that makes their meat taste too unusual
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  3. They must’ve thought they were signing up for the OTHER WWF
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  4. Now if they had one of those speech jammers, then we’re talking about a WHOLE different kind of music to their ears!
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  5. If tobacco companies get to be treated and regulated as taxed businesses under the law, why not other cartel drug businesses as well?
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  6. I bet Suharto walks around with his hands on his hips all the time, both in private and in public (P.S. For those who don't know, putting your hands on your hips is considered rude in Indonesia, because it is considered a sign of greediness)
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  7. If the Vietnam war has taught us anything, it’s that unless you have a bunker buster, bombings cannot take out underground tunnels
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  8. And I thought that Malcolm and the Middle episode where the three brothers stole oxygen tanks from the retirement homes was a ridiculous comedic gimmick
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  9. Unfun fact: In Sicily, mafia-owned dairy farms are so common that an independent cooperative agricultural company Libera Terra had to advertise and market their own dairy products as being not owned by the Mafia.
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  10. See Kamala Harris??!! We can get kids educated without resorting to draconian truancy laws!
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  11.  @CarefreeStoney  They’ll just build more in the end and probably even deeper
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  12. Some people would go through the tired-and-true method of pumping out as many children as possible to increase the chances of having a healthy child.
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  13. Unfun fact: In 1940, Francisco Franco changed Spain’s time zone by one hour forward, so it could match up with the time zone of his Nazi Germany allies. It still hasn’t switched back to the original Greenwich time for over 8 decades.
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  14. 3:29 Fake news!! Black is beautiful!!
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  15. I think I heard of a similar religious organization that practiced similar sexual-theme healing. It looked like the leader (a man) of the church was very genuine in helping people with their sexual dysfunctions. He even openly broadcasted his mental healing session for a woman who was once sexually assaulted by her father at a young age by letting her scream out her emotions as he caressed her private parts.
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  16. He earned his spot in the Darwin Awards!
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  17.  @sergioculio3278  you know, last time they did Prohibition, a lot of innocent people got killed, both from the Mafia that took over the manufacturing and supply chain, as well as from drinking denatured (poisoned) alcohol out of despair and desperation
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  18. He’s right about one thing. Blockading of routes would become a new strategy in political protests—-but not for the same “freedoms” and “rights” they’re currently fighting for
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  19. She went from being the girl on fire to the girl UNDER fire!!
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  20.  @MrArtVein  Not interested
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  21. This is like watching a real-life game version of "Tropico"
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  22. Why would a hateful website name itself after a flightless bird?!
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  23. Until you get nabbed by the Watch Dogs Legion!
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  24. My hope is that the bill gets thrown out over a technicality, just like the Nigerian homophobic bill!
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  25.  @jurgenforster8314  It's basically laws that allows cops to arrest students for not attending school
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  26. 6:36 Because those cops "gotta catch'em all"
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  27. Zelenksy: FINALLY, a worthy celebrity opponent! Our battle will be legendary….once I get my country out of THIS battle first!
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  28.  @TheSaboorAnsari  There's still eating garbage from the streets though
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  29. Next time, I want an introvert minister, so s/he can tell people to leave me the hell alone!
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  30. 3:44 You can also apply this to the Squad when it comes to fighting against voting violations, discrimination and capitalist-controlled labour exploitation
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  31.  @Totallyarealpersonbro  They probably don’t want any more uproar from the international public
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  32. Penal firefighters?! What’s next, work-release police officers?
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  33. Ahh, so that’s where all my Jellied Eels from the Dishonoured series were coming from!
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  34. They forgot to account for black hats with cellphones and a taste for vigilantism!
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  35. If my parents had that option, they wouldn’t have to go through 30 years of raising an autistic troublesome son like me…
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  36. She’s not a complete idiot on using social services to intervene in incels. I give her a 0-25% idiocy range.
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  37. Does that mean weddings connotate sexual coitus of a married couple? What about storytelling events done by partners of opposite genders? And how about gatherings of married couples or common-law partners at a pub?
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  38.  @thepath1252  okay fine! He can battle AOC instead!
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  39. They should get their hands on some ayahuasca later on
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  40. “Liberal” Cities: Thanks for the free labourers!
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  41. I think I remembered hearing about Lubanga back when I was in high school, when I was researching genocide world history for a world studies presentation
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  42. "Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy" Yeah, you may want to eat those words, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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  43. 7:22-7:24 Hey, they may be lazy, but they're not st*pid
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  44. 4th news: Aww man, the Islam radicals are f&*%ed now...
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  45.  @1582len  Aren’t you afraid these firefighters may someday steal possessions from burnt homes and claim that these things got lost in the fire?
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  46. What is this, Nazi Germany?!!
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  47. One of these days, you’re gonna end up robbing the wrong kind of people, and next thing you know, you’re beating up and killing everyone in the name of vigilant justice after one of your nieces gets killed in a botched assassination attempt!
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  48.  @slammydavis8991  Technically, the niece wasn’t the intended target
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  49.  @Maelstromme  At least they condemn violent outcry reactions and don’t block roads for weeks on end. Sure, there was that one time they once took over a police station, but they were able to come to their senses about the importance of policing in general, but still advocated on relocating resources to crime prevention through intervention, rather than through direct force.
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  50. I think I rather be living alone with no friends in hell underground than be surrounded by enemies in heaven
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  51. A happy ending where no choking chickens are required
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  52. I think we should give these Moops a chance of independence
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  53. Yay, now they can finally replace child slave labor in the Middle East!
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  54. That is the GOAT animal conservation effort I had ever seen! I would've gave these billies parachutes and throw them off the plane
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  55. Like their far-right European comrades, the Americans are always Hungary for power
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  56. Corpos around the world care more about their own profits and would leave this world in a heartbeat when the same disaster happens to them, with no regards to those too poor to buy a ticket into space! I HATE this planet sometimes!
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  57. Ending the lockdown was a mistake.
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  58. The soldiers at the checkpoint should’ve used the universal sign language of pointing a gun at your face
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  59. All I know is that when you have the power of attorney, lightning bolts come out of your body!
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  60. Most ironic tragic story ever
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  61. I’m more surprised that the Yemenis hadn’t start engaging in cannibalism yet
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  62. If they don't contain these old farts soon, this is gonna become Monty Python's Hell's Granny Gang sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzMzmnB-iQ
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  63. They should change its name to the Gangrene River
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  64.  @imperialmotoring3789  Who says I wanted a relationship?
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  65. And the whistleblowing wife was never heard from ever again...
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  66. If he hadn't sent that plea video, this footage would've been the one circulating social media right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjm-eTAYKM8
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  67. I think their Stargate needs additional pylons
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  68. I didn’t even know South Korea has their own Steven Crowder!
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  69. Are the Haitians paying for it?
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  70. I wonder if these custom agents had tried out these sex toys one last time before throwing them into the firepit
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  71. Steven Crowder would totally fit right with these so called “men” Just leave the drag outfits out of it though, ok?
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  72. Everyone’s gangsta until someone decides to hack into the computer systems to turn the value of Bitcoin from a 1 to a 0!
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  73.  @AaronVets  It’s a Rick and Monty reference
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  74. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Ayatollah was found buried motionless beneath some desert sand
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  75. I thought Jesus said it is much harder for a rich man to go to heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle
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  76. I’m not worried about AI overtaking us. I’m worried about humans genetically enhancing themselves into horrid monsters to create the human counter-revolution.
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  77. Maybe someday, Islamic countries will allow non-Muslims to pay head taxes with crypto
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  78. Why don't the parents advocate for the schools to ban the Bible? There's lots of pornographic and violent imagery and references within these texts!
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  79. Even beyond the Space Age, corporations like Spacer’s Choice would push for stimulant drugs like Adrena-Time to raise production quotas, leading to interplanetary spread of Marauders across the colonized planets
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  80. They should be feeling glad and honoured to be hauling coffins instead of being thrown in one!
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  81. That’s gnarly, dude!
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  82. This is how we get Max Mad a Fury Road
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  83. It’s all a easy breeze until someone breaches level 9 access to a Bitcoin HQ control center and downgrades the value of Bitcoin down to a zero!
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  84. And people say movies don’t make you violent
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  85. Where's Freddy Fazbear??
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  86. I’m getting Dishonored vibes here
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  87. Robot dolphins and whales! Now that's a show I'll pay for without feeling guilty about exploiting the wildlife for corporate gain!
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  88. LEENNNNNNIIIIIIIIII!!
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  89. Do these women also wear the 1% patch?
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  90. Bada-ba-ba-BA! I'm hatin' it!
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  91. 28:41 What the f**k indeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg
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  92. JOKKEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
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  93. BEE-ware of the buzz!
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  94. Libera Terra, an Italian agricultural food co-operative association, had to advertise their products as being free from Mafia control on their website
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  95. I wonder if they'll be playing real-life Sploosh
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  96. The swamp ending the swamp?! Well THAT'S ironic!
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  97. They can also use them to record prison rapes!
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  98.  @joez.2794  Because she doesn’t give a s##t about your existence
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  99. Just stick to breeding hens and leave the chicks to us! @hentype 
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  100. Show her a dolphin fetus and ask her if it’s a human fetus or not
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  101. Unfun fact: The Ukraines call the pro-Russian separatists “Koloradii”, which is short for the Colorado potatoe beetle, an invasive species of crop pest that had the orange-and-black ribbon markings, similar to Russia’s St.George military ribbons
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  102.  @santiagocedillo5025  You know you can also use coke in liquid form, right?
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  103.  @truck6280  not legally
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  104. Those same snitches won’t hesitate to finger themselves for their war crimes once the Ukes get their victory lap
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  105. So it’s not only the drug dealer’s fault if he decides to corrupt the child with sex and drugs in exchange for providing drugs to the mother, right?
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  106. Next up, we follow a suspect into an enhanced interrogation room, hidden within an undisclosed black site
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  107. Yep, they are DEFINITELY going to survive the apocalypse!
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  108. See Canada? This is REAL oppression!
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  109. Might as well rename it the Merchant of Death prize!
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  110. And I said "OAT MILK??!! Are you CRAZY??!!---"
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  111. Death to the enemies of the free world!
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  112. We Canadians would be glad to offer our more friendlier smaller house hippos in exchange for those ravenous eco-destructive hippos
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  113. Well, time to get those adding machines, mech registers, typewriters, ticker tape machines and analog desktops back into business!
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