Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "NowThis Impact" channel.

  1. She may be a light foot, but she never treads lightly
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  2. Now THAT'S a hero that deserves a medal, NOT Rush Limbaugh (I don't CARE if he has cancer!)
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  3. That's not a political stunt! There's police in Europe and Asia that do this everyday ever since the pandemic started!
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  4. Note to self: Don’t hire him as a pizza delivery boy if he gets fired
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  5. It should've rang for 299,700 more times, just so it could further enhance the brevity of the situation. Since there are 10 rings per minute, it would take 20 days and 20 hours to ring the bell 300 000 times (which is pretty symbolic considering those are the same pair of digits of this tumultuous year)
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  6. When you get so much respect that even the most narcissist leader admires your prowess
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  7. What's next, shooting kids for jumping over the turnstile?
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  8. Finally, a tourist destination that really MANDATES mask wearing!
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  9. You're re-hired!!
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  10. Vote Kai for Congress!
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  11. The bright advantage of having drive-thru strip clubs is that you don't have to worry about getting caught jerking off to the dancers and being bounced out from your own car!
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  12. Who wants to go to a drive-in strip club after this!?
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  13. This is why America is getting stupider with each generation
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  14. Finally, a brony political watcher who is worthy to be my challenger!
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  15. Now all we need is a rat that can cook high cuisine food!
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  16. The toddler then had 3 points deducted from his future government-issued driving license.
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  17. They look like adult baby walkers
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  18. Don't forget how he literally believes stealth fighters can actually turn invisible
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  19. Voting down bills that will ban corporal spanking in public schools? That's a paddlin'!
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  20. Buy concrete furniture. See if they can steal THAT!
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  21. This could be useful for replacement surgeries for fixing damaged voiceboxes
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  22. The more I see gatherings like this, the more I just wanna throw a Molotov cocktail into the crowd, just so the virus can be destroyed and be stopped from spreading
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  23. You should've DONE THAT when you were discussing the CARES and HEROES act!
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  24. @Eric Anderson Why don't the feds respect the Constitution and NOT escalate the situation further than it needs to be??!
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  25. They should be happy that they're digging graves and not buried in one for now!
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  26. This is only proving that America is a late-stage capitalist society that only answers to corporations and not the common people
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  27. @Eric Anderson OOORRR we could have the FBI handle the case and not waste precious tax dollars sending in the military
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  28. Congratulations to the 1st place winners! You get a free beating!
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  29.  @christined1203  Lawyers
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  30. Let the proofreader off the hook and give her a promotion! That ad should’ve helped boost up customer sales!
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  31. This is why I think people should start taking off their mics and covering it with a muffler, even if they think they turned it off
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  32. Now create a monkey mind translation speaker from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"
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  33. Next up, Canada (well, Ontario to be specific)
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  34. It’s already been proven that geese don’t have gag reflexes like humans do. In fact, it’s not uncommon for them to gorge on natural resources and store most of their carbohydrates into fat as energy reserves for the winter.
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  35. If Republicans cared about family values that much, they should know better about passing legislation that would stop kids (both sane and mentally ill) from obtaining deadly tools of destruction and only allow those with a reasonable civil duty of responsibility to only own guns (you know, like how a well-regulated militia should be, according to the constitution)
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  36.  @judochopmaster  That's the point!
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  37. Do they have ones that gives drivers the finger?
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  38. Finally, a way to deliver cookies without the risk of having some random gun owner point a shotgun at your face and demanding you to get off private property!
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  39. VIP = Very Idiotic Person
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  40. My god....
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  41. It's amazing that the KkK act hasn't been used for 150 years!
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  42. DOE!!!
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  43. One small step for motherland, one giant step closer to making Dead Space a blockbuster film franchise!
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  44. To be fair, it is really hard to remember specific date years of significant events, but he could at least asked someone about the brief history of the Spanish flu
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  45. Wake me up when Atlantis re-emerges
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  46. By the way, it's not "air pirate", it's "pirate thief"! "Velo" can mean both flying AND stealing in French.
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  47. Their statues commemorates victims of crimes against humanity. Your statues celebrate its perpetrators.
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  48. Takes one inactive virtue signaller to know an inactive virtue signaller
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  49. I wonder if the cockatoo whistles while his owner works
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  50. Let's do it!
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  51. You're lucky she didn't say "nice boat" back to you!
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  52. Bisons don't get deterred by gushing geysers, but as soon as even an 11-year old girl stands next to him, he immediately rushes towards a child like a speeding bulldozer?!
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  53. No matter where he goes, his sins will always haunt him, even towards the edge of space
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  54. Amateurs! The USA has events like these every few weeks and months or so!
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  55. So when are they going to release the photos of a blackhole codenamed 8U77H013?
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  56. Will there be Enimem’s M&Ms included?
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  57. I remember back when I was in junior high, I was watching a Daily Planet documentary on Discovery channel and they included a short segment about the USA military experimenting on the use of lifelike robot red robins as spying drones to track enemy movements without being noticed. My older brother joked that this reveal by the show would goad Iraqi officials into placing bounties onto any suspicious bird and indirectly cause a mass bird species extinction, due to hysteric paranoia among the Iraqi nation.
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  58. Can't roast your way outta THAT scandal on Twitter, Wendy's!
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  59. I like to see her flip a rice mosaic of a middle finger
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  60. Usually it’s the other way around
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  61. Now I wanna see anatomical drawings of Asian people!
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  62. First thing on the list: Stop sales of Ambien
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  63. Is she doing sign language for her deaf viewers, or are those hand gestures a sign that she's trying to play theatrics and give excuses for not fighting for $15 minimum wage and $2000 checks as promised by Biden in his campaign?
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  64. I just wanna throw a Molotov in the middle of that crowd
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  65. She is totally going to chop her own hand off within a couple weeks
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  66. If he's a footnote, then why are you talking about him like he's the main story?
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  67. He can also spread lies with fake news in six different languages as well if he wanted to. That means more people to manipulate and misguide.
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  68. As Chadd from BL3 would say: I LIVE TO TASTE THE DANGEEERRRRR!!!
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  69. 10 bucks say this hospital will have another COVID case within 2-10 weeks
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  70. SURE, show the valedictorian that the school isn’t a racist institution by being MORE racist! That makes perfect sense!
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  71. Now I want to see a graphic novel series based on ALL of Karen's and Chad's racially-motivated 911 calls!
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  72. Will they also include manacle brackets and chains as part of their uniform decor?
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  73. You can also use holographic projectors
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  74. FINALLY, something I can actually agree with that conspiracy nut!
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  75. Last time I got lured by a fake baby cry, I almost got gunned down to death by a spinning bicycle wheel trap with four cross-laden assault rifles attached
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  76. Wrong. They just push their businesses further underground. It’s so rampant in Italy, a dairy conglomerate called Terra Libera had to advertise their businesses as being free of Mafia-controlled influence.
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  77. He should've gave them a red card AND an embarrassing ban stamp on their forehead!
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  78. Firebomb Florida!
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  79. She's trying to pick the ticks off her hair
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  80. But would they be willing to risk the harsher penalties that come along with it? In Japan, even the yakuza are wise enough to stay away from guns
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  81. There should be a new rule that any religious institution that was subjected to mass gatherings during lockdown will be burned to the ground
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  82. You know she has a boyfriend, right?
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  83. Darth Vader wants to know your location
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  84. Ram the American ferry with a fireship!
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  85. I bet he also uses the holy water balloon too!
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  86. Every breath he takes without the Republicans' permission boosts Brian's self-esteem!
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  87. I demand to know how much gifts and cash is Santa bribing these leaders, as well as know the list of names of his elven lobbyists!
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  88. So why hasn't Trump called for cracking the heads of dangerous white 93-year-olds yet?
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  89. Didn't it also originate in China too?
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  90. He was just sampling some Gayulai kolbasz at the butcher shop!
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  91. So if a grandma does it, it's adorable! But if I do it, I get cockblocked??!
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  92. You FOOL! What have you done?!
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  93. You two are outta your tree
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  94. Too bad he's no
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  95. I wanna sewing machine cake from MLP:FIM
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  96. At least its place name origin was correctly implemented this time, unlike the 'Spanish flu' back in 1918-1919! Unless you're one of Twitter's censoring staff, who are you to dictate how things are to be named?!
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  97. YOHO - You Only Heckle Once
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  98. First it would start out serving dishes; next in the near future, you'll have these kinetic trotters scurrying around with automated HMG turrets!
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  99.  Mark Olin  And you're okay with licking the boots of the establishment cracking the heads of peaceful protesters?
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  100. Why not just fire-bomb Florida, Texas and California with napalm already?
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  101. If he did that to a Right-wing True Sons officer, he would've been shot on the spot
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  102. Sure, let's end slavery by dehumanizing even more people who we used to kept as slaves! That makes perfect sense!
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  103. Aiden Pierce and Marcus Holloway! Where are you?!
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  104. It's all innocent and fun, until someone starts stabbing people with a pair of homemade hedge clippers
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  105. You're joking, right?
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  106.  @alfiep4475  Jokes on you! I'm not even married!
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  107.  @xalpacazeu1332  That's because I chose not to
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  108. Does the pig cafe also give you a free tetanus shot?
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  109. I think he's been playing too much Plague Inc.
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  110. Should'nt she tell Biden to cancel TRILLIONS in dollars in student debt? This is even less than a micro drop in the bucket!
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  111. They can use silica gel packets to absorb the moisture
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  112. @Anti Generic They're not carcinogenic! The reason why they are labeled "Do Not Eat" is because the packets are a choking hazard. You might get extremely dry mouth from eating it, but it won't kill you. Silica gel is made from the same sandy material you can find on the beach.
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  113. What's next, seeking answers from a dark arts witch in exchange for animal sacrifices at her shrine?
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  114. You could also achieve the same result with an airplane
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  115. You could've DONE that 12 months ago throughout the pandemic!!
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  116. And Brony!
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  117. I would've just dress myself as a Cleaner and try to intimidate beach goers with my flamethrower
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  118. The only things I didn’t like about this video is that these weren’t enough tongues sticking out and the Rock wasn’t here to boost morale
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  119. So he'll reverse a travel ban for Muslims, but he won't reverse the plans for a border wall between the United States and Mexico?!
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  120. Good, now go do your presentation in front of your whole high school reunion!
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  121. She reminds me of those Horrible Histories "experts" who would start off as scientifically sound, but then go off with their own ludicrous beliefs on how the world works before being immediately escorted out of the set by a team of scientific moderators!
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  122. First no pounamu, now no dances??! What's next, no Satanic prayers?
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  123. Your mother should've let that old lady remain stranded
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  124. Back in the old days, they just blow it up with dynamite if we think the whale has no chance of surviving
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  125. Reminds me of Amnesty International's "Liking doesn't help" ad
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  126. Shouldn’t she also advocate schools to have one of those automatic steel shutters?
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  127. Do they also do drive-thrus?
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  128. From being serenaded by an Irish actor to being roasted by an American pothead comedian
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  129. They can also send this message through a hologram or a jumbo sized TV!
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  130. Still have higher COVID-19 death rates in retirement homes compared to the national average
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  131. Get this independent voter an interview with Jimmy Dore!
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  132. This is NOT what we meant by going green!
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  133. I wonder what's next for him. Will he be raising his own rat harem? Or perhaps pursue a career in narcotic drug sniffing? Maybe he'll even try a hobby in cooking high cuisine food...
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  134. 1:47 Challenge accepted!
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  135. Well, on the bright side, at least the city doesn't have to disinfect the streets anymore!
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  136. Too bad he can't play well with emotions hindering his neuromuscular signalling
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  137.  @jwwilliam6333  It's a Robocop 2014 reference to a scene, where a double amputee guitar player with robotic limbs tried to play his instrument; it starts out beautifully, but as soon as his emotions run high, he starts fumbling; he told the doctor he needs emotion in order to play well
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  138. They're hiding their identities, because they are secretly from the Black Tusk Force from Tom Clancy's Division 2
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  139. They should've sent Last Man Battalion (or any private army) to deal with the protesters instead of nurses in scrubs
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  140. Take that young grandma to the elderly homes to be lectured by the centenarians who survived COVID-19/influenza
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  141. If you try to bring the Auschwitz to Greene, she'll accuse you of trying to promote a Zionist-biased anti-white agenda!
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  142. Big deal! I made five different fly traps out of plastic bottles, duct tape, hot glue and a solution of yeast-fermentation fruit juice!
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  143.  @marti5420  Who happens to be a genius! You being ageist over here?!
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  144. What does this farmer think he is, shifting borders like he's playing "Rise of Nations"??!
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  145. Featuring Stormfront from "The Boys"!
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  146. C'est très tubulaire, sœurette!
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  147. What else sucks?
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  148. You should've let those dogs tear that bear apart, lady! I was betting on the herd to take her down!
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  149. Dominic Santiago?! Is that you?!
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  150. NOW will you stop protesting??!!
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  151. At least he won't call for teaching kids how to shoot guns back at that Sacha Baron show
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  152. As a black woman from "Hairspray" once said 'Why have a twig when you can hug a tree?"
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  153. If you're worried about not seeing facial expressions, why not fund the school and advocate for one of those transparent clear masks?!
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  154. Finally, I don't have to worry about washing and disinfecting the dead bodies of Covid-19 victims with dirty cleaning appliances!
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  155. I wonder if you can do the same for dead human corpses. Excuse me. (Gets up to fetch a shovel, compressed air tanks, rebar and welding apparatus)
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  156. To be fair, there has been incidences of bicyclists ganging up and attacking cars in the past year
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  157. If he were to use a gun to hoot the flag, you know he would be in hot GOP water
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  158. Who names their kid Cloter?!
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  159. Angela puts the "germ" into Germany, because she's sick on the mike!
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  160. Now do a vaccine-themed golf course!
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  161. At least leave one lane open
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  162. Patrick, get the rock!
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  163.  @cymtastique  I'm pretty sure it's automatic
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  164. Firebomb Florida!
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  165. 12 months too late
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  166.  @Rin-qj7zt  And how's THAT working out for you and your family??
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  167. You either die shortly as a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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  168. Now do a Nerf Duck hunt, have the staff dress up in feathers and hire a boy to dress up as the laughing dog!
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  169. It's all fun and games until virtual trolls and hecklers come over to ruin the routine!
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  170. Plot twist: The kid walked away because he didn't want him to contract CoVid!
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  171. Had they done the soup store sketch?
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  172. This is bringing back memories of the Beslan school raid of 2004!
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  173. What is this, high school!?
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  174. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's administration admits that they're living in the world of Tom Clancy's Division!
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