Comments by "" (@youngmasterzhi) on "National Geographic" channel.

  1. Three times?! Does that include the Frostpunk era?!
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  2. He got the Sherlock Holmes treatment
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  3. Register on an emotional level... First, distract target Then block his blind jab Counter with blow to left cheek Discombobulate   Dazed, he'll attempt wild hay maker; employ elbow block and body shot Block feral left Reconnect jaw Now fracture Break cracked ribs Traumatize solar plexus Dislocate jaw entirely Huge blow to diaphragm In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging, physical recovery six weeks; for psychological recovery, six months Capacity to shank for a cup of coffee, neutralized Repeat steps above for next potential cell mate
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  4. Ant: UUUGGGGHHH....this plant tastes like snail sweat.....hold on...IT IS!!! Ant #2: It's the mass suicide of the crazies!! Everyone evacuate the colony!!
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  5. Caterpilaar: errghh ugh hh huh huh Wasp larvae: Okay men! Great job on getting outta that stinky fat-butt pillar, but we ain't outta the woods yet! Caterpillar: Okay...I helped you nurture you and ya friends.....can I leave now?!!! Wasp larvae: Now way, buster!! You gotta help us build an nest around us with your spit!! Caterpillar: UGGGGHHHH Wasp larvae: Don't be whining! I don't wanna be parasitized by those darn bloking critters Carterpillar:......like you're the one to talk........
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  6. WALK FOR YOUR LIIIIVVVEESSS!!!!!!
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  7. for the vampire bats: now you know how the other side feels!
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  8. And that's how turtles make themselves more attractive to sharks through their newly acquired musk
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