Comments by "Trazyn" (@Trazynn) on "Clownfish TV" channel.

  1. They should just call it Mandalorian+
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  2. Get woke, turn into a joke.
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  3. You can tell by how hard the SJW's are pretending that SJW's are just made up by the far right.
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  4. “Were all in this together” feels like Disney is trying to shift some of the responsibility.
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  5. A female doctor was never the problem. A female doctor + bad writing + SJW preaching + superficial characters + the same rehashed plot all season long was the problem.
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  6. Ah yes but if you point out plotholes in the trilogy then that's because you didn't read the essential novels and comics in which everything is explained.
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  7. Which is infuriating considering people love Star Wars because it's gritty and clunky rather than smooth and edgy.
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  8. "a reminder of the difference between giving fans what they want, versus giving them what they need." WHAT THEY NEED
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  9. Trespassing is one thing but don't start pressing buttons and all that, then it turns into vandalism.
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  10. Only Youtubers are now listening to them.
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  11. JJ Abrams saw RLM and then started reshooting.
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  12. If the MCU could kindly die before the end of the year then nothing can stand in the way of Dune.
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  13.  @hansellius  Exactly. There wasn't anywhere to go. JJ understood that and had to recreate the trilogy from scratch trying to squeeze it all into one movie. What we ended up with was sort of a collection reel of 'what could have been' highlights. And taken it with those conditions in mind makes it an impressive feat regardless.
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  14. I'm sure the SEC would be very interested in hearing about this.
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  15. That rumor of Matt Smith being the Son of Mortis and the main villain sounds way better than Palpatine. Why didn't they just go for that?
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  16. This happens all the time. A large production is actually a conglomerate of lots of tiny studios doing individual tasks.
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  17. But seriously how did these people ever get into leadership positions? How hard is it to simply hire four or five giant Star Wars neckbeards and put them together in a room for a year and pick and chose what they've come up with. It would've been miles better and way more respectful to the fans.
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  18. I'm happy with Netflix. They got all the Korean shows. Koreans are on a whole different level when it comes to TV and movies.
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  19. We need to clear this backlog!
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  20. One of these listened to the fans, the other did not.
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  21. No one is ever really gone.
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  22. I'm sorry for making Charlie's Angels bomb. I was unable to contain my toxic masculinity. I just couldn't help it.
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  23. Robotnick is completely professional he would never strike a relationship with an inferior in the workplace.
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  24. South Korean entertainment is going through a renaissence at the moment. So many good TV shows and movies released in the past five years. It's hard to keep up. I highly encourage anyone to give it a try, a lot of it is on Netflix.
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  25. The prison escape was the funniest joke in the whole movie and it happened at the start, in the free 10 minutes on Youtube. Such a long joke with such a good pay-off.
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  26. Also why did a skrull steal Tony Stark's suit only to deliver it to the US Navy? What was in it for him?
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  27. Still blows my mind why a Japanese firm would keep doubling down on all its woke failures.
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  28. I liked TRS, I know I'm in a very small minority, but I genuinely believe this is all that could be done with where TLJ left it. I do wish Rian Johnson was tasked to make episode 9 because I would love to see his attempt at digging him out of the hole he dug for himself rather than have an adult step in and clean up the mess he made.
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  29. Those stupid salt foxes from TLJ purely meant to sell pluche toys.
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  30. There's no intellectual property that has this much documentation, this amount of goodwill and this amount of raw talent willing to work for it than Star Wars has. Pair this with Disney's billions and it should've been a shoe-in from the start. The fans didn't even expect much either, no mind-boggling plot-lines or subverted expectations or whatever, they just wanted to revisit their beloved universe. But no, instead a few ideologues saw the franchise as the perfect Trojan Horse to inject their cultural commentary into the mainstream instead.
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  31. The only thing that came from the entire storm trooper plot were a few throwaway lines from Phasma.
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  32. And the flashbacks were pretty lame.
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  33. I'm really scared for Dune. I want that movie to be a raging success.
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  34.  @mr.cuddlesworth3144  You'd think they'd be on it with Captain Marvel.
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  35. ​ @vicentediaz968 ​The Efteling in the Netherlands has that same ride as well, only cosmetically different. These two rides aren't as complicated as what Disney is doing here with the elevator and simulator platforms on it however.
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  36. They haven't even recouped the 4 billion they gave to George Lucas on net profit alone. They're still in the red on that investment.
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  37. Right, creative courage isn't exactly their forte. However I should add I've never heard of the Son of Mortis, I don't follow anything beyond the movies. Just the idea that he's already rooted in the lore and that it would be picked up by hardcore fans is meaningful to a casual fan like me.
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  38. @Toshokan Neko Exactly. Torching every plot point to the ground is easy. Doesn't take any genius to do that. Cleaning up that mess while at the same time still delivering on stuff Star Wars fans have come to expect is nearly impossible.
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  39.  @alecperdeau650  Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie. Prepare your musket, we will duel at noon.
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  40. If these post-bolsheviks were capable of learning any lesson then it would be that they can and will reliably turn on each other the moment their cause loses momentum.
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  41. It's getting so predictable and stale.
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  42. When he said "HEHEEY!" I felt that.
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  43.  @allouttabubblegum799  They completely axed his part even though his voice was in the trailer.
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  44. Rey being some all powerful mary sue could've worked if the story wasn't about her. If she were a character doing things in the background that everyone became to rely on and she suddenly dropped out or turned, then you got real tension. But alas, she's both a all-powerful and the protagonist.
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  45.  @Mgauge  Like Shakespeare only shitty.
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  46. Just goes to show Western civilization is in a bubble. Money has no meaning anymore.
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  47. "Why can't these Star Wars fans behave more like the Mandalorian fans?"
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  48. The real pathetic part is that even hack journalists are no longer berating people for not going.
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  49. People like my mom who aren't tuned in to all this drama. She also likes every instalment of Divergent and The Hunger Games and The Maze Runner. She wants to take the whole family to Star Wars and I don't have the heart to ruin the experience for her even though I believe even she may be disappointed by this.
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  50. Patreon are completely beholden to Mastercard that processes their payments. All the political curation comes from the top.
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  51. They love him because he caused a franchise to fall.
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  52. This hotel would've succeeded if they didn't let Kathleen botch the sequels like that.
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  53. Even just a single afternoon at a coffee shop outlining the three movies in the broadest way possible on simple pen and paper would've avoided this.
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  54. Their Star Wars movies suck, I hate what they have done to it. But I'm not going to fault them for trying something as intricate as this ride. They could've gone for a tried and trusted system that wouldn't be innovate anything but instead they tried to up their game. It seems to be that cart-inside-a-simulator part at the end that gives the most trouble which makes sense as there's so many things that need to work well in order for that to be safe. I'm sure they'll eventually work out the kinks.
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  55. Rian also ignored the most interesting leads from TFA. Finn being a defector was reduced to a one-liner he threw at Phasma and that was the end of it. Maz was a big piece of the puzzle and didn't exist. Hux being an ambitious young leader in competition with Kylo turned into a complete buffoon. And why on earth did he have to to start TLJ minutes after TFA concluded? He could've timeskipped years and that by itself would already have advanced the plot more than the entire movie ever did.
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  56. Derelict sites can be private property as well.
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  57. It doesn't really matter anyway. Mad Max Fury Road was a big success and it's promo was marred with rumors about Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron not being able to get along on set.
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  58. The Dark Crystal got cancelled on a cliffhanger, the day after it won an Emmy, so there's that.
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  59. Which says a lot about 2019 sadly.
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  60. They're not unique. Look at Blizzard. Books will be written about the era of low interest rates.
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  61.  @amaxamon  The story is a simple treasure hunt which in its turn was an excuse to push the characters through a variety of typical Star Wars settings doing Star Wars stuff at which Disney's massive budget could be thrown at. I wish they would have taken their time with specific locations, like the festival and the mountain village but clearly all of that is time that Rian Johnson stole away from JJ Abrams.
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  62. "They fly now" 9/11/2001 colorized. Never forget.
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  63. Killing the bad guy halfway, or even at the start is interesting if it's planned that way. In a way Game of Thrones has the bad-guy (Mad King Aerys) killed over a decade before the story started leaving the rest of the characters picking up the pieces of the giant mess he left behind. Killing the main threat halfway into the story without any plan or intention to do something interesting with it is a crime against story telling.
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  64. That would be an improvement. But even that is a tired trope that has already been exhausted by shows like Westworld, The 100, Altered Carbon and a whole bunch of others I have suppressed memories of.
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  65. Collectibles are only fun if they're not deliberately designed as collectibles. Funko-pop is kitschy trash.
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  66. Batman v Superman is why Justice League flopped. TLJ is why Solo flopped. The hit comes always on the next release.
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  67. So glad Dune 2 didn't get caught up in this. The rest is fine, I don't care.
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  68. Rian was very clear on this. Her parent don't matter. You can't make such a big deal about that only to walk it back in the next movie.
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  69. She should put on a burqa, that would truly liberate her from the male gaze.
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  70. 92 years. Metropolis was a female led sci fi. Brigitte Helm played both Maria and the machine
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  71. The original Star Wars movies and the prequels never used flashbacks but the new trilogy hinges on them. They can't even stick to the classic format.
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  72. Before writing an article Scot Mendelson first has a thorough brainstorm session and several focus groups on how to ragebait youtubers the hardest.
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  73.  @Raximus3000  Incompetent idiots would be tolerable but these people hate the material they're writing for.
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  74. Taking the bait literally is your own business model.
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  75. I would whip out better merch than that within an afternoon.
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  76. On the plus side none of the merch spoiled it.
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  77. Don't conflate dyslexia with being illiterate.
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  78. Yes, Ron and Hermoine are what makes the Harry Potter movies work. Now imagine Harry spending all of this time away from Ron and Hermoine and you have The Last Jedi plot.
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  79. Women don't like other women. They rather like watching Jason Mamoa in Aquaman which conversely is something men enjoy watching as well.
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  80. What about the Torchwood rumors? Seems like the only way the BBC can salvage the whoniverse is through Torchwood. But at this point I'm confident they'll ruin that as well.
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  81. I'm against test screenings, period. Focus groups are the reason Hollywood has gotten so bland.
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  82. "It's false... all of it."
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  83. Fisting your golden goose.
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  84. I wouldn't want movies to be constrained in their visuals so a fair warning is the best way to deal with this sort of thing.
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  85. What's next? DLC?
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  86.    In Dune, Alia Artreides is the biggest Mary Sue and it works because she's not the protagonist.
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  87. Classic Nintendo. Boost a collector's edition console or two right before announcing their new hardware.
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  88. SJW's didn't care about comics until they realised the big blockbuster movies could impact culture.
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  89. All those toxic fans and their hate for Rogue One, or was it Rogue One? Or maybe some other Star Wars movie, anyway, these fans are toxic for sure.
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  90. I'm a vegetarian, and I love eating virtual fishing, hunting, cooking and eating of meat. The whole point of gaming is that you get to experience different lifestyles.
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  91. Every crisis has a silverlining.
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  92. I've got to hand it to TheMarySue, it's a clever observation. I don't mind it at all but credit for pointing out the pattern.
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  93. You can always turn the sheets inside out.
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  94. "Oh no please come back and let us pay you piles of money for writing trash..."
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  95. In a few years time the narrative will be that the trilogy failed because Rian didn't get a chance to finish the brilliant story that he started in TLJ but now he finally gets the chance to implement it.
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  96. Talk of sequels is just marketing. It's trying to hoodwink people into think the movie is successful and they could be missing the opportunity to part of the insider crowd that has been with this popular series of movies from the start.
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  97. "But there wasn't any source material!"
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  98.  @Soldano999  finally some chemistry.
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  99. I do think Disney deserves credit for going all the way into an uncompromising immersive experience rather than trying to be just another themepark filled with replicas and substitutes. It's taken from historic theme parks where people go to pretend to be vikings, or romans or medieval peasants or even cavemen. That's cool but even those such parks have a ton of events and activities that aren't just a glorified shopping malls. I'm thinking about places were you can gamble or spectate robot pitfights. Or help artisans craft specific equipment. They went there with the droid and light sabre assembly but it should be less exclusive. Aside from that it's hard to truly separate the innovation from the blatant failure of the other moving pieces. It's not just that Batu is an unfamiliar place to old school Star Wars fans. It's also a place that isn't featured anywhere in the new movies. For comparison, Tatooine appears in four Star Wars movies. Batu in zero. Then there's the new trilogy being an abject failure if we're measuring it as a Star Wars product.
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  100. I don't get it. Why not just hire a handful of the biggest Star Wars nerds you can find and they'll keep churning out far more movie ideas than they would know what to do with.
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  101. 8:15 It is clear what you mean, you want gritty fantasy sci fi. Puppets in grimey market stalls, clearly. But just to nitpick: 'hard sci-fi' means science fiction grounded in science. The Martian being the best example.
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  102. There's no other way this could have ended.
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  103.  @RoninTheCrusader  since 1984 if you don't count the TV series. Villeneuve is perfect for it.
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  104. If we're being fair, the reason Baby Yoda merch was delayed was to avoid any spoilers. A lot of merchandise spoils movies months ahead of their release. Disney passed up on insane sales just to keep it a surprise, probably not realising the goldmine they were sitting on, but still, give them, and especially Favreau and Donald Glover for coming up with the idea, some credit for integrity.
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  105. "Hertiderp Trilogy of movies unsuccesful, but Mandalorian on Disney+ succesful. That must mean people hate movies but love Disney+!"
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  106. Mulan isn't even a live-action version of the animation. It's just an action movie about the same legend.
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  107. I like the black and white cartoon avatars of both you and Sparkles much better. They're way more endearing.
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  108. There will also be a Womandalorian spin off.
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  109. Because the mainstream success of Dune would mature the sci fi genre as a whole.
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  110. It's weird. I always expected a 'Disney trilogy' of Star Wars to be a safer, more mainstream, polished type of Star Wars. Acceptable, slightly lame, but competently made. Never in a million years did I expect it to be a raging dumpster fire with the executives trying to shift the blame to each other.
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  111. TLJ put this trilogy in an impossible position by deliberately refusing to serve as middle.
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  112. Comparing waiting times isn't entirely indicative of how well a ride is doing. Rides can 'process' people at different rates.
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  113. Who?
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  114. "If you had a bunch of Leia's... (oh crap where was I going with this...)"
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  115. Dialing down the cabondioxide concentrations in the atmosphere should be a trivial task for her.
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  116. The media isn't concerned that The Joker is inspiring violence. They're concerned that it won't.
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  117. Minimum staff guarantee is such an absurdly luddite commie idea. You hire the people you require, no more, no less.
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  118. Not a bad concept if it were TFA.
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  119. Nothing about this is going to keep any child from accessing content that isn't targeted children. Meanwhile these 'Spiderman rapes Elsa' creeps know exactly how to target them.
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  120. Sounds like this shoulve been 8
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  121. I hate the trilogy but I'm happy with the way JJ salvaged what was left of it.
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  122. Rotten Tomatoes just got Amy Schumer'd by Captain Marvel.
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  123. About to go broke? Get woke!
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  124. Damn these entitled fans and their... money.
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  125. I want an inflatable metroid hat.
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  126. Rey is Kylo's aunt?
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  127. I still don't see how Korra's story had any importance. It's just another generation skip sequel.
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  128. I love bashing Disney every step of the way, but I feel bad about these projects not succeeding. They're clearly putting a lot of thought and research in the way their visitors experience their Star Wars park. I hope they figured it out one day.
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  129. Battleship!?
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  130. Rian Johnson should've been the one who had to dig himself out of the hole he cratered Star Wars in to. How fucking convenient must it be to create the middle part of a trilogy without being tied to anything? Just take what is given, tear it all to shreds and then play the victim when the next director has no clue how to proceed.
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  131. In my lifetime I wouldn't be able to finish all the things on Netflix I wish to watch. That's how they keep me as a paying customer.
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  132. I'm totally shipping Rose and Klaud.
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  133. 7:08 Well spotted Sparkles. The media are slowly starting to wash their hands in this trying to not go down with the ship by saying exactly what the were chastising everyone else for.
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  134. Currently Amazon Prime has a far greater chance of poaching me from Netflix. It's just that Netflix has all the South Korean TV shows and they're amazing.
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  135. Smart move by her. Now production companies will gladly hire an open trans person for all the free media, positive reviews and awards that any movie she stars in will inevitably yield. Master-stroke for an actress who matured out of her cute girl roles.
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  136. Obvious attempt at free outrage marketing is obvious.
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  137. What's cool about these examples you're showing here is that soon AI can 'remaster' them and make the same scenes look more real and detailed. AI will make them look like actual puppets have been used, recorded in 70mm cameras.
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  138. Pretending the SJW's never were a thing just goes to show how deeply embarrassing they are to anyone denying them. It would be a much better look if you actually disavowed them however.
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  139. You're embarrassed by them so now you're trying to convince people that they're made up to make the Left look bad.
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  140.  @arhael3594  TFA left a lot of unanswered questions as a first part of a trilogy should. TLJ bluntly answered them all without leaving anything for episode 9. That's an important difference between the two movies.
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  141.  @arhael3594  one dimensional characters? We had a friggin storm trooper defector in a coma that Rian Johnson never came back to other than immediately waking him up and having an unearned one-liner thrown at Phasma.
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  142.  @arhael3594  In TFA he went from being a coward to a selfless person leaving any internal conflict to explore in episode 8. But instead TLJ retreaded the exact same character arc once more with him being again a coward learning to become a selfless person once more.
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  143. They should let those Spiderverse and Lego guys do the entire MCU.
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  144. Hard pass on Damon Lindelof. Even if you're an ardent woke SJW you will end up getting disappointed by the lack of resolution in the story.
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  145. A female doctor isn't the problem. Whitaker isn't the problem. The problem is shitty agenda driven writing that hides behind a female protagonist to dismiss all criticism as misogyny.
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  146. So Palpatine is consistently blind-siding the Jedi for 9 movies straight until a girl comes along who has the bright idea of using not one, but two light sabres against his lightning and put an end to his enormous plans.
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  147. Birds of Prey had ZERO competition. It should have been a shoe in. People rather didn't watch any movie at all than go to Birds of Prey.
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  148. I'm out.
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  149. I can't say I really liked the prequels. But they definitely had substance. It wasn't hollow scenery-chewing with loud explosions. There was an actual plot in there, somewhere.
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  150. Can we do Bladerunner 2049 again?
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  151. In hindsight it's clear why the new trilogy was never going to work in the first place. A sensible person would've turned episode 7 into a nice reunion of the old and an introduction of the new and the remaining two movies basically being something similar to Rogue One. Not groundbreaking but precisely what scratches the Star Wars itch. But these corporate hacks couldn't resist saving Luke for episode 8 and killing Han as a cheap way to establish a new villain. Thus robbing the fanbase of the reunion. Then, in order to placate the disgruntled fanbase they had to revert to more fan-service and nostalgia, all of which at the cost of developing the new characters and setting. And all of that before even getting into Kennedy unable to resist the temptation of using Star Wars as a political platform and Rian Johnson's plot vandalism.
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  152. Doctor Who is about philosophical concept, not about contemporary political ones. For the new writers not to recognise that is betraying their material.
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  153. The typical socialist sees wealth as a fixed amount. In order to get a share of this fixed amount, it needs to be taken from somewhere else. Or, if taken from somewhere else it will automatically flow into the rest. So for Vox, socialists that they are, to attack other youtubers believing that all of that a share of that money will flow back into their coffers for some unaccountable reason, makes perfect sense in their mind.
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  154.  @PaceBreaker  JJ gave him an outline, he threw it out.
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  155. This is just how Rian writes. He has a few 'moments' in his head and he bends everything in the story towards reaching those moments. Like a woman secretly having a plan but men around her not trusting her. Or the bad guy turning out to not being a big deal. Or a speech about pig-headed capitalism. He dots those moments down and then works backwards through the story to figure out how to get to these points.
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