Comments by "Dan" (@Dan-di9jd) on "Steven Seagal's The Keeper -The World Wishes It Knew How To Quit Him - Worst Movie Ever" video.

  1. The entire thing made me laugh so hard. I feel bad for the actors and actresses that have to star in these movies. It stinks they don't have enough stardom to really just walk off and not have to worry about not finding another gig.
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  2. I am watching his show lawman and they have an episode where he adopted a Louisiana accent like he’s a Cajun. He switches between normal voice and this weird accent sometimes mid sentence. It reminded me of this comment and this movie. Lol
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  3. I just watched the film myself. The entire plot revolves around Seagal and his lady pal. It seems like everyone owes him a favor because earlier he beat up someone for them like he’s in 2nd grade or something. Also the woman he’s protecting is falling for him and wants him to love her because she senses something profound about him. His fascination about this bodyguard-client relationship goes so deep that it ignores everything wrong with the overall plot of someone trying to kidnap her for a uranium mine.
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  4. His daddy is from there too. He transmitted his dads birth certificate to a hospital there and is all like yeah my daddy from here.
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  5. I don't know. The police in the USA are pretty bad at missing persons cases unless it's a child or some mental limitation. Usually they'll tell you to wait 48 hours and then you can file a missing person thing. Usually they do nothing afterwards because 99% of the time the person comes back and it turns out to be they left without telling anyone. @buyerenogurlfwendo2106 
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  6. There's one hilarious thing you forgot about that tiny binocular made up of two hubble telescopes is that he was looking at the ground with it. No way he would see them with it pointing downwards like that. He would instead be seeing the ground with it.
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  7. I thought your reviews were just silly about how seagal murders innocent people but I seen the movie finally and yes he really does kill innocent people. Lol
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