Comments by "Dan" (@Dan-di9jd) on "Steven Seagal's The Patriot - America's Glad He's Russia's Problem Now - Worst Movie Ever" video.

Plus you ever notice how in each of the film, he never figures out the bad guys. He already knows who they are, where they are, and what they're planning to do and he's always there no matter what even in films where he's trying to solve a mystery or finding out who killed someone he knows. He already knows who it is and at the end of the film, he somehow already knows who it is despite never showing how he knows.
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I have this movie! I think it's Seagal's attempt to rip off that movie with Dustin Hoffman where a disease comes to a small town and they have to figure out the cure in time. The only problem is that Seagal isn't "figuring it out" but rather he already knows EVERYTHING before the movie even starts and he knows EVERYONE involved and who they are and what they did and he explains it to each person and they're all acting surprised and dumbfounded that he figured it all out.
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@returnoftheredeye more like the kid who just makes up stories to win the game no matter how silly and asinine it is. It feels more like he's just picking out people to be villains like how they joke about it on MadTv sketches where he just starts snapping people's neck who just happened to be at the wrong place and the wrong time.
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@bigbearkat2010 yes, it appears that everyone has this great history with him and he knows he's off the chain but gets the job done and depends on him despite the fact that he's blasting away so many innocent people. I would imagine at some point the guy be like, "Hey look Seagal, I know you're on this case but this time do you think you can get the bad guy first and keep the bystander causalities to a minimum? Our insurance is threatening to drop us if we continue this."
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@johnw06 yeah don’t forget the captain of the boat had this long history with him and that he kept it concealed from everyone else as if to protect him but from what? Then the entire gang was all so surprised and didn’t know what to do despite later in the film killing off an actual seal team.
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From what I understand the lady who came out and said, "Doctor you have a phone call" is his real life daughter from his first wife. All things stated, she looks perfectly normal. lol
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