Comments by "Dan" (@Dan-di9jd) on "Steven Seagal's Fire Down Below Is So Bad It Fights Babies - Worst Movie Ever" video.

Space Ice missed a couple of good ones from the ending too. The main villain was talking about how he'll be 90 in prison and he won't have women there and Seagal mentioned he knew someone inside the prison he'd like him to meet. Also Seagal quickly switched between the EPA, and then to the FBI.
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Yeah it's amazing how most of Seagal's movies are exactly like that. One minute he's doing one thing then another he's doing something else. I think most of the time his movies are where he's figuring stuff out but never telling the audience what it is. Somehow he's able to uncover EVERYTHING without even doing anything at all.
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Since Seagal thinks EPA is like a law enforcement agency, he should do a movie where he's like the IRS and he's going after some big corporation where he's like, "I'll have you arrested!" And then in the end he switches from IRS, to the FDA and arrest everyone with a mind blowing plot twist 4 minutes before the movie ends.
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Yeah his movies are always funny. He tries to be like this wise man going around fixing things for people and building a rapport with people who can't help themselves. But it makes him look like one of those 2nd grade bullies who beat up fellow classmates and suddenly everyone is like, "Look at Steven! He can beat people up! Oooooo"
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Nothing ever got resolved in any of his films. It's like he's going in, blasting everyone away, make up some self-made moral dilemma, then credit rolls. Everyone else dead or severely injured but Seagal is always perfectly fine.
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What's even funnier is that the preacher disappeared in the movie and nobody ever brought it up ever again. It's like he was a big player, he helped Seagal, then.................................. poof gone.
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I managed to watch the film over the weekend. The movie is nearly 2 hours long, btw, so it was quite painful to watch. His boss told Seagal to go into the town and get any witnesses and escort them back so they can testify. The preacher decided to promote him as a church sponsored carpenter who can fix up houses. Throughout the movie, Steven is told helicopters are seen and that lights are seen in the mountain. Yet Steven is very adamant about maps but never once decided, "Hey this evening I'm going to go watch these mountains that everyone tells me they see light." Then he finally meets the guy who wrote a letter to him and his key star witness who also knew the barrels they dumped were causing an eco disaster in the area. Yet Steven, with all his wisdom, ignores him and continues on this rampage when he had his star witness in hand as well as the locations of where they're dumping these chemicals.
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It appears Seagal kind of avoids confrontations because many people told him he stinks and he avoided them like the plague. Take Van Damme, even one time Van Damme asked him to step outside which he refused and ran away after all that talk about how he's so much better. @rainbowpheanix
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Funny you bring that up because I looked at his income source and he doesn't make that much money off these films. He seem to make the most from his various schools across the globe. So it seems like making movies sort of a hobby of his but I guess if he's paying for it then why not make it all about you. @philsphan4414
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