Comments by "Lawrence D’Oliveiro" (@lawrencedoliveiro9104) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. 0:30 “Comforting pile of flapjacks” sounds pretty good right now ...
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  2. You should meet this guy who got a BSc in Agriculture, and now plays with the Royal Philharmonic.
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  3. Death-Methal.
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  4.  @pepsi5432  Actually, I made it up. The Philharmonic won’t hire anybody with less than a Masters.
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  5. Operation Nancy Reagan.
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  6. All the news subtitle/scrollers. E.g 1:17 “90s Pop Band ... Back In Studio To Record Filler Material For Upcoming Greatest Hits Album”.
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  7. Look for one of those low beams with a sign saying “MIND YOUR HEAD”, and try walking into it. Does it hurt? Where does it hurt? That’s probably where your head is.
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  8. Funny how English has a tense pre-made exactly for expressing thoughts like this. Think about that.
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  9. “Isn’t he a bit old to be a drug dealer?” “That’s Meth-U-Sell-Ah.”
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  10. Covalent bonds = monogamy Hydrogen bonds = swingers Ionic bonds = total promiscuity
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  11. 1:03 “Canada discontinues undercover mounted police unit” ... and now the horse gangs can get away scot-free ...
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  12. Ya just gotta tweak ya weltanschauung ta be more sympatico wid da zeitgeist, na’mean?
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  13.  @Natashahoneypot  Ah, the old jazz cabbage ...
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  14. Just to add to the fun, one of Nigeria’s states is called “Niger”.
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  15. 0:49 Sorry, I have to deduct points for not knowing that you can save the seeds and steam them, and eat them too.
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  16. To be honest, none of that sounds really bad. That thing about bicycles -- is that a dig at people in LA? 🐧
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  17. Yeah, she has to lose points for not knowing about the seeds. Try steaming them.
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  18. Well, cluck you too.
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  19. Remember what “car” meant in 1886 ...
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  20. 3:12 Never lose your Septemper ...
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  21. Plus ça change ...
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  22. “Vector” has a biological meaning. Or two. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector
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  23. Not so far off. Maybe even more true in 2024 ...
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  24. Ah, the infamous caps-lock incident ... poor guy nearly shouted himself hoarse. I can remember back in the last century, when it was only geeks who understood that joke.
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  25. It’s that English accent, isn’t it? It makes everything sound more serious.
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  26. I hear the Kama Sutra is a good fucking book. What do you mean, “not that kind of fucking”? What other kind is there?
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  27. I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.
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  28. The idea behind a flying car is you won’t need a pilot’s licence to drive one.
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  29.  @sebastienh1100  Makes a big difference between having a few thousand vehicles in the air versus a few million.
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  30. 1:13 There is a certain ... enjoyment ... to be had from sitting over a wheel well. Or so I’m told.
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  31. Be careful about taking those big swings. It took me five hours to stanch the bleeding. And I’m still not sure I found all the pieces.
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