Comments by "roachtoasties" (@roachtoasties) on "Universal Pictures" channel.

  1. These dinosaurs are nothing but problems. After four failed parks where customers end up being eaten by dinosaurs, they're now trying to save all these mean dinos because of volcanic activity. Didn't they realize the island had an active volcano before spending money on the park? Talk about bad luck. This dino problem has been going on since 1993. After 25 years, it's long past the time to cut their losses, euthanize the dinosaurs, and have one, huge, dinoburger BBQ.
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  2. They wouldn't have asked me to roller skate. I would have fallen on my butt within seconds.
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  3. I prefer Mr. Bean.
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