Comments by "Audiwan Kenobi" (@audiwankenobi361) on "Auto Express" channel.

  1. this is a really stupid vehicle.
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  2. eeewwww!..was this +Auto Express attempt to give her more sex appeal?...no,no,no! she could be butt naked but if she still can't drive too well then it's all no good!
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  3. I'm sick and tired of watching that beautiful Jag lose to its competitors.
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  4. do my eyes deceive me? ...he's so close to the freakin steering wheel!...like a lady,with a beard.
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  5. I see nothing wrong with this production....the comments section is filled with abunch of whining,complaining,no money having,video,game playing,attention deficient, 20 somethings that are still living at home with their mammys.
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  6. just whisper the word "Porsche" next to this thing and it'll fall to pieces.
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  7. no it won't...
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  8. What in the world is gonna compete with this?!
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  9. and he didn't even bother to mention that it is turbo charged.
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  10. +KevinTheFirefighter might be just you on that...I think that they look perfect as does the whole car.
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  11. Please Hyundai! You are hurting the competition! Please don't kill them!
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  12. stop doing these dang videos on the freakin river!...bout sick of these videos.
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  13. I thought cats had remarkable eyesight?
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  14. +Brz Racing Channel the right way to drive if you are a woman and elderly.
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  15. YES!.. Thanks soo much Mercedes for doing this because now AUDI will do this but do it the right way!!!!...yes,yes,yes!
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  16. well I'd still have a VW diesel.
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  17. sounds crap?!!!!...& you drive what that's interesting?
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  18. This was scarier than the new Blair Witch movie ad!...I really felt like at any moment a Porsche would jump out of the trees & further humiliate Godzilla and its grandpa!
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  19. ***** see? Look! He apologized out of the fear of thee unknown.....you're welcome!....Audi Brothers UNITE!!!!
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  20. Michael Lawrence ha!!!!...the typical arrogant bmw response!..my your eventual overthrowing come swiftly!
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  21. then it would be a funky looking miata.
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  22. I'm glad that it has a name.
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  23. something Quattro driven would have captured a certain victory!
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  24. HATER ALERT,HATER ALERT,HATER ALERT!....we's got us another fella cryin cuz his favorite ride ain't NOWHERE NEAR as good as a Audi.....boohoo,hoo!
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  25. please +Autoguide give me full control over your YouTube post so I can regulate the overwhelming amount of stupidity & disrespect flowing through here....please.... (cuss) free speech!..some of these people shouldn't even be on the Internet.
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  26. +Fernando Alvarado cry us a river! as matter of fact your tears were probably the reason why the track was so wet!..hahaha!
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  27. Yes they are everywhere & I am having a blast!
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  28. Apparently you should pay more attention to the way that she is dressed and to the particular camera angles that was used. Be sure to examine all the other videos as well and make comparisons.
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  29. Michael Lawrence clever response...very clever!..I'm not over excited...your definition of fair and my definition of fair are just different in this case...you're just bitter that's all.
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  30. adilator were you all teary eyed and snotty nosed while typing too?....I bet that you were,you big fat cry baby.
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  31. the comments section represent the overall problem with YouTube. Every video doesn't have to be a freakin high dollar production.
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  32. I hate to see this fella driving....downright disappointing to see.
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  33. YES!....it's faster than that cartoon-looking Civic....this car represents speed for mature people.
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  34. Well I think that it looks better than the CLA that's for sure!
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  35. please get it together because you all have a great bunch of presenters...maybe yall should employ Sabine Schmidt to show her how to shift quickly, properly.
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  36. swansea007791 FINALLY someone else understands!...I totally agree with you but I wouldn't even let my wife buy one if she cared to!
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  37. This was a good review...you seem very comfortable doing it,thanks.
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  38. +giorgio armani bwhahahaha! yes! say it again!...eventho you lost me with that whole "Be aM We" thing but hey trash talking those arrogant bmw drivers is always on point!
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  39. ***** u mad bruh?...I ain't finna let you come up in here and jump all over my Audi brethren....wussup?
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  40. giorgio armani Truth In Engineering....YES!
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  41. giorgio armani you....are....ruthless!..I'm loving it!
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  42. You mad bruh?....the VW is juss betta,deal wit it!
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  43. I don't give a rats booty if it can "take on the Germans and win"!!!!...Kia has stolen my stolen my admiration!!!!....this poor man's Panamera is HOT!
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  44. premium doesn't have to equate to being BIGGER...this is a case where BMW should not listen to "premium car buyers" who want a bigger Mini...bmw is slowly ruining this thing,maybe they should give it another name then 'who cares' right?
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  45. you don't wanna start no stuff do you?..I...DON'T...THINK SO!...don't make us do a Quattro sized donut in yo front yard!....YEAH!
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  46. Michael Lawrence​​​​​​ geez!you watching your bmw loose has really made you unhappy. <:-( ..poor fella, it's all about my grammar now?...I'm sure there will be other videos where the bmw doesn't suck soooo bad,cheer up ok.
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  47. Auto Express​!...we demand a dry race so folks like Michael Lawrence​ can be silenced once and for all!...I can't believe he's doubting the superiority of Quattro.
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  48. I just can't believe that Michael Lawrence​​ is still here arguing over SheMW!...poor thang!...
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  49. Ouch!...what a way to issue a verbal smack down!
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  50. the RX8 needed a V6 option.
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  51. no....it's because of people like me who loves ole'school muscle!
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  52. it just doesn't have enough power.
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  53. you and Fuzzyballs need to go to Walmart and purchase some new eyes.
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  54. so this fella is a midget?
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  55. I'm putting my $ on the Venom GT to win ALL top speed battles.
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  56. Of course this is a beautiful vehicle but I'm already sad just thinking about how they will stay just one step behind their competitors overall.
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  57. the RX8 needed a V6 option.
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  58. whenever I hear or accidentally read the word pr,pr,pr,pr,prIUS! I become enraged and lose yet another day from my lifespan.
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  59. I wouldn't spend a dime on anyone of these expensive slowpokes!...especially the Audi!...fwd sucks!...Also if all these slowpokes are diesels then why are you talking horsepower instead of torque?...this whole video has me so I could just backhand somebody!
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  60. why in the world did you apologize for yourself?...your opinion has been voided now.
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  61. Oh my goodness!....he sits close to the steering wheel JUST LIKE A LADY!...if he gets into thee slightest of fender bender that airbag is going to deploy and blow his face into amillion freakin pieces!
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  62. If you, O car guy, have not driven this car just do it the first opportunity you have.
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  63. cars in this class are all about preference over actual performance capabilities...is far as I've seen most people who buy these car NEVER explore their capability.
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  64. this was perfect...she is made for this type of commentary....she is a very appealing host.
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  65. Dang it AutoExpress!...sooo much disapproval!
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  66. I'm all for everything VW/AUDI but that Ford is the business!
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  67. STILL WRONG!...go clean your freakin ears out.
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  68. Deaf baby.
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  69. And didn't you do the same thing beerbelly?...ya darn right ima troll!...a troll that can clearly hear that the new 488 sounds better than the 458...voice all the opinions that you care to.
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  70. kraenk12 well you yourself gave me the classification.
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  71. Savage I hope that you drive something interesting.
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  72. William Ng HEY!...don't come up in here starting no trouble!
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  73. Joshua L kiss my motherfather cuss!
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  74. Scram!...If you have not caught my tune by now then too bad for you. 
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  75. this guy must be a midget....if that airbag deploys because of some strange electronic gremlin it's gonna blow his face to the back seat!..seriously,he looks just like every other isolated driver of this type of car.
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  76. +Shitty Bill why are you trolling this video?
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  77. Is he a midget?
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  78. Hey Sutcliffe! your losing weight aintcha? looking good man.
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  79. ***** no it was not well said!...the all weather Audi wins hands down...I haven't even started talking about Audi's racing success,you don't want me to go there do you jusbus777​?
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  80. +bnascimento94 those bmw's would still loose!..yeah I said it!
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  81. giorgio armani I got nothing.
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  82. Mickey Mike I can't give you a thumbs up because of that last little part of your comment,you know, the 12 letters right past "and"...I'll give you a minute to edit your comment before I am forced to go out on a mission to seek and DESTROY!...you catch my drift?
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  83. radost0514 WHAT?...I'm just not sure of what you're talking about.
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  84. ocriaf whatever man...my 99 Audi gives me great driving pleasure....even when it was totally stock.
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  85. Scott Hadley watch me delete your comment...come on, watch me!
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  86. I thumbs down the car!
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  87. this is a thingamahjingg for ladies because that's who will mostly be buying this.
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  88. Of course I like Audi but I would definitely get the awd Focus over this.
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  89. +UzzyFuzzyy nobody cares!
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  90. ***** so you saw the new Motortrend head 2 head right?
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  91. ***** nope but ima check it out now.
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  92. he's not a car guy,his interest is peaked with a Jaguar...he's doomed...too many good vehicles out there for far cheaper that are much better....is there any celebrity out there that buys good used cars?
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  93. Yes!...the GTR won AGAIN!...screw yall,I'm experiencing gluteus maximus discomfort over here, the GTR is king!
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  94. Hahaha! Porsche sausage?!!!..LOL!
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  95. Fast Er​ yeah you got a point about the engine placement being a BIG issue with Audi...but I am under penalty to tell you to shut your (cussing) pie hole because I am a Audi fan that experiences gluteus maximus discomfort whenever someone says something negative about Audi!...sorry for the inconvenience, hope you understand. 
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  96. giorgio armani​ Hey wait! that makes a me "tool" as well for kinda agreeing with him!..darn it man!
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  97. demoskunk shaadduup stinky!
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  98. demoskunk and we can revisit this conversation when they release the new 1 series that will be fwd.
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  99. Ohhhhh I see what you're implying!...yeah Audis are nose heavy can't argue that. Still Audi is better,I know that it's hard to except....now if you keep this up ima call a Cadillac into this room! we all know that Cadillac is whoopin bmw nowadays!
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  100. is this guy a midget?.....also AG is using editing trickery!....without fail the clips of both these cars being flung around corners are NOT this little fella.
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  101.  @DJEylisium  and again,go back and cross examine other videos.
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  102. +UzzyFuzzyy I can't believe you just said that!...err,typed that!...you will be punished severely.
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  103. theRappinSpree well I have no clue what a "pram" is but it has to be something that is good if it's being use to diss Michael Lawrence​!
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  104. Rentta get on him! get on him! GET ON HIM!!!... Michael Lawrence​ you ain't ready! and what!?
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  105. Michael Lawrence​ who started awd rallying?...who has over 80% of Lemans victories?...who is bringing Luxury diesel powered vehicles to the mainstream?..who pioneered laser headlights?......not bmw that for sure!...I don't blame you for being SILENT!
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  106. ***** whatever fuzzyballs!
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  107. Michael Lawrence​ bmw rushed the production of their laser lights in a attempt to outdo Audi......but obviously you realize that Audi has had waaay more racing success as of recent so it's cool,I happily except your admission of DEFEAT! 
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  108. ***** you and your brother Michael Lawrence​should just give up already.
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  109. Michael Lawrence so you don't actually have a bmw do you?...yeah you HAD one,maybe, but as of right now you're just a bmw groupie,totally makes since now.
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  110. Michael Lawrence I have evidence of my Audi...where is yours?
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  111. I have been bantering back and forth with a arrogant BMW fanman and he doesn't even own a bmw?...gosh I do feel like a fool!
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  112. Michael Lawrence ok I stand down.
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  113. See look! Michael Lawrence​,the whole world is laughing at you!....Bwhahahaha!
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  114. I ain't watching nothin bout no stinkin new prius no matter how much I like yall!....@#+€#! &;=%=#!!! prius!...who needs'em?
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  115. See! Look! ...you can be a lady (or girlyman) and not drive with both of your hands on the very freakin top of the steering wheel like your thumbs are trying to get better acquainted with one another...seeing that ticks me off.
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  116. VDub for me!.....It's just so inconspicuous, I love it! Next thing: is it always fruckin raining over there? if I gotta hear "less than favorable conditions" again ima ab-so-lute-ly motherfathering SCREAM!
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  117. go out and buy a new Audi TTRS and get on with your life!
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  118. why is he sooooooo close to the steering wheel in the Honda...he wouldn't even be able to use the visor without scraping his forehead!....the airbag would blow him into the backseat.
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  119. shaadduup! ....he needs to be as clear as possible.
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  120. gee whiz man it's not serious enough to unsubscribe over.
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  121. You'll be back!.........they alllllways come back!
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  122. Yes,yes it does suck.
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  123. ***** just having fun trolling!...apparently you are searching my recent posts so I'm sure you'll stumble across my admission soon enough....It's only somethings I'll get alittle serious about.
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  124. ***** once you find it and you tell anyone ANYONE there will be repercussions!
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  125. ***** yeah I know but bragging and trash talking about these cars is so much fun!...I also know that most auto manufacturers,including Audi, have set BMW as their target and for good reason but I have my loyalties so trash talking BMW'S is a must.
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  126. I will adjust my tone as soon as I get my hands on a 2003 M5.
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  127. good entertainment!
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  128. +fearfact01 I should find you and make you pay for your disrespect!
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  129. YES!...I can comment on a video WHILE THE VIDEO IS PLAYING!!!!!? ...I'm so happy.
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  130. why are you sitting so close to the steering wheel?
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  131. True but if he crashes in whatever vehicle he's in while sitting that close and high up his injuries will probably be more severe.
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  132. why would anyone buy a Ecoboost Mustang now?...I would have this!...I hope to see some track comparisons soon.
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  133. james hawkins I gotta tree in my backyard with tons of money on it!....but really this will be faster,more comfortable and more practical....you'll get what you pay for.
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  134. Krevin Grard turbo 4s are just too cool...who knows how much hp the ecoboost 4 can hold stock.
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  135. Then just buy the V8....I know that you're not a old dude but you're sure stuck in yesteryear....I'll take 4 cylinder and whoop afew V8s along the way.
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  136. When you lose to one at a stoplight drag your perception will change, I'm sure of it!
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  137. them Ford Mustangs are the business! it drives me crazy to know that Chevy has been walking all over them in terms of stock/showroom performance.
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  138. Man that Ford is Faaaasst!
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  139. Having more power than what's needed is just better.
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  140. " POWERRR!!! "...Jeremy Clarkson.
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  141. Oooooh I'm a Butthurt troll?....oh.... no! & you didn't even read my profile to figure that out!....a troll recognizes a troll right!....ha!
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  142. disgraceland uk can dish foolishness but can't take it?!...get the (cuss) outta here!...a car that looks like it's wearing a Halloween mask?....and then you get all bent outta shape because I told you to buy some new eyes????....this is finna be fun!
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  143. Hey *****! you out there?....looks like disgraceland uk needs your help dealing with a TROLL!
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  144. I expected a much stronger come back...well I guess iron will not be sharpening iron here.
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  145. Anyway!...Lexus new corporate face reminds of "The Predator" and I think it's awesome.
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  146. Ok,ok I'll stop.
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  147. you ain't know?!...wet or dry.
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  148. +Darian Dedrick get out from under your rock,your not in reality with us kid...Audi is just better,period!...I don't wanna have to say this again.
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  149. Darian Dedrick I'm just being sure that you are not a secret enemy!...I'm all about foolishness on this platform.
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  150. +Darian Dedrick I definitely have many choices including the bmw m5 e39 but I drive a Audi a4 b5 stage 2 & 08 Acura mdx...if you tell anybody that a bmw is among my favorites i will just deny it.
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  151. Bob Mate what's the point?. .what Volkswagen use the same V8 that's in the Audi?
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  152. Darian Dedrick​.... Bob Mate​ must not realize what other auto manufacturers VW owns.
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  153. Darian Dedrick wasn't directing my comment at you...you're welcome very much! ...touchy.
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  154. Darian Dedrick 😬...nevermind.
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  155. Puuhhhlease stop VW from releasing that beetle!...somebody anybody!...maybe we could do a online petition.
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  156. Hey!...a south floridian!...and a fellow driver!?...I drive from Holly Hill to Boca Raton making my deliveries,even into Lake Worth on Sundays and Thursdays only!...what a coincidence.
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  157. Riiiight Eric....you haven't examined my profile have you?...well if you wanna get stupid then I'm all in,LET'S GO!
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  158. I deleted my last comment because in reality I got mad respect for your ride...I ain't gonna trash talk with you because I can clearly see that you have passion for what you're doing......I also have a 2008 Acura MDX...you have alot of pictures and I can't deny that you care about your car....I stand down...
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  159. One more thing!...I'm married with 3 kids...trust me when I say that I'm not gay.
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  160. Eric and I had a private conversation going on...I said something stupid about him that I shouldn't have said.
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  161. richzilla08 I'm only concerned about the speed.... Kazuya Jin​! Go back and review the video of the Venom GT accelerating to 270 then "stopping" at that speed....clearly it coulda went much faster.
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  162. jravens1313 which remains to be seen...of course....the Venom is already proven.
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  163. richzilla08 now that's no comparison...top fuel to production vehicles? eitherway I care about top speed...these types of cars are daydreams anyway.
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  164. Finn Custom Knives a huge marketing gimmick that I happily have fallen for!....let the games begin!
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  165. derbigpr500 YOU WROTE ME A BOOK TO READ?!!!...man (cuss) you! I ain't reading this long crap!
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  166. Top speed of a road going vehicle is ALL I care about....PERIOD! you long-winded motherfather!
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  167. I cannot believe that top speed is soooooo hard for you people to understand....
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  168. Tippotipo so when the Venom ran 270mph then stop at 270mph it didn't look comfortable and stable to you?..it sure did to me...what exactly is 455kmh?...how can I find proof?
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  169. who cares about the Bugatti...if whatever they do isn't atleast as fast as the Venom GT then it's pointless.
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  170. ***** In a top speed contest the Venom GT is king!...I know it,you know it,yo brother know it and yo cousin know it!...I don't know why you are trying to deny it!........270MPH
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  171. ***** yes.
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  172. Porsche for me no doubt! but I definitely want to know that it is turbocharged.
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  173. Porsche knows that you and everyone else will love this car no matter what engine they use...your 5th & 6th gear "lag" test was not useful at all.
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  174. Listen!..we want to see her drive! just make sure she's ready/taught HOW to drive better!...what's better than a beautiful woman that can drive?
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  175. SuperGolfguy the diameter of the steering wheel in a F1 car is much smaller than a road car....if you can't keep both hands on the wheel and successfully turn a corner?: you're too close to the wheel.
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  176. well this was a cool tease no doubt...ima try playing this for my 1 year old and see just how long he stares at the screen...i might not need a babysitter..Haha!
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  177.  @idek.-.9588  I will not!
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  178. Why did your thumbs suddenly give up when they got to the word "have"......was the a & e just too much for them at that moment?
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  179. I'm 37 and of course American and have never seen the movie this is based on...I've seen clips here and there on YouTube.
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