Comments by "CTzons" (@CTzons) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. All of it is the British's fault for forcing jews into the british mandate of palestine and establishing israel while continuing to shove more jews in there (who will require living spaces and food so they'll just take the palestinian's living spaces) and then the Palestinians get mad their country is getting Jewsified and attack them and thus cause infinite wars because A)The british apparently wanted an ally in the middle east so that they can enjoy the benefits of oil (no matter how you put it, israel was always a project to make a permanent western Ally in the middle east, anyone who says that "iT's tO gIvE tHe jEwS a hOMelAnD" or "it's tO rEsTOrE jUdEA" is just brainwashed by british propaganda), B) With the Emergence of Pan-Arabism, Gamal Abdel Nasser and Other Pan-Arab Leaders hated israel because they saw it as an Obstacle towards Arab Unity and thus Britian and the West saw a Danger to their Oil-Extracting Ally in the middle east and so Countless wars such as the Tripartite Attack on Egypt (1956) and the 6-Day war (1967) and The Attack on the Golan Heights and now the Hummus-Israel war which drew in Lebanon and other peaceful nations, Similarly when Jihadism took over Pan-Arabism's seat It did the same, 3) Because after all what the British did in Israel the Palestinians and Most of us Arabs got traumatized and devoloped a Hatred for Israel and their allies and that's why Hummus Hates israel a Lot, because they hate the British for making all of this mess and ruining the homeland for the Jews who they forced to go there and us Arabs, 4) Whenever israel is brought up, Western Nations and Israeli Allies always say that "iT's tO gIVe bAcK jUdEA tO JeWS" well then why don't you make Iran give Arabstan back to the Arabs? Why don't you give back the Natives the United States? Why don't you give Ukra¡ne to Russ¡a? Believe me it is just an excuse to attempt to paint themselves in a good way so that they could continue their profit operations in the Middle east. And it's the European's fault for dividing my Region into spheres of power with strict borders.
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  2. Science cannot confirm if God exists or not, And Science was Wrong so many times in the past. So don't say that
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  3. ​​ @outofbluepills Khawarij's*
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  4. Yes, they aren't muslims, they are Khawarij (recommended searching up Khawarij)
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  5. That isn't islam, that's islamic sects that allow that :/
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  6. Khawarij*
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  7. Congo got into civil wars much more and vietnam had an even bigger war and Cuba almost got invaded What's different 😂
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  8. "Our Ego is too large for us to accept that we are the problem so we will just divert the problems on The people we hurt"
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  9. Science cannot confirm If God is Real or Not, so shut it with your "god ain't real" ahh comments
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  10. They're Khawarij 😮‍💨
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  11. Jihad is fighting off anyone that is trying to oppress you or not let you commit to your religion (salah, zakat, fasting, pilgrimage, etc.) not the Jihad you know, That type of "Jihad" is not actually Jihad, it's them being Khawarij, I'd recommend googling who Khawarij are and picking up the quran before commenting 😂
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  12. Whether God is real or not can't be verified by science. Science cannot prove the existence of God but that doesn't mean he doesn't exist.
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  13. Democracy? Freedom? Democracy and freedom ARE the reason why they emerged 🤦
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