Comments by "John Ulicky" (@ImTheJoker4u) on "Today I Found Out" channel.

  1. Pffft, my shop manager dictates how much tape we use on pallets🙄
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  2. it should be required viewing. I learned more from Mythbusters than any of my HS science classes.
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  3. Brotato Imagine being so dumb you think he isn’t. Although dictator is probably closer to the mark. He aspires to Putin, Duarte, and Un. Either way he’s an unstable lunatic who is going to start a civil war when he “hears” that some “things” weren’t right with the upcoming election. No matter the outcome he is not leaving office. It would be too much of a blow to his fragile ego. At that point we are under a dictatorship. And YOUR dumb ass is OK with that I’m sure. I just hope there’s enough of us AMERICANS to put you traitors away for good.
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  4. I live just outside West Mifflin, PA.
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  5. Chlorine in the gene pool😁
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  6. DARE officer came to my school with a briefcase full of cool drugs. I couldn't wait to try them all!!😁 Side note - DARE turns your kids into narcs. I recently read a story where a kid turned his parents in for smoking weed. They went to jail, the kids to foster homes. I wonder what that kid thinks of DARE now🤔
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  7. Infamous, butcher, ANGEL OF DEEEAAATH Im glad i wasn't the only one with that song in my head for this entire video lol
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  8. I had to actually clap for that.
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  9. Just missing a fireplace and a pipe with that chair 😂👍👍
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  10. Inappropriate jokes are the best jokes😉
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  11. And why the dentist’s kid is going to college.
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  12. Nathan Brame Never argue with an idiot - They’ll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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  13. I'm glad I switched to natural spring water a looooooong time ago, though I drank the hell out of Dasani for about 2 years😬
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  14. Becoming wealthy is easy if you are shrewd, miserly, and heartless. If you are born into wealth, these traits are instilled at a very early age. "Never give anyone anything, especially kindness". Enter our current POTUS.
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  15. Google translate says "Extremely Dry" - NOT Maximum Dry
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  16. Like #666 😂
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  17. Zero sympathy for these deaths. Its just chlorine in the gene pool 😁😂👍
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  18. It was certainly their best work.
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  19. I remember Mythbusters did this subject, and were astonished at how Hollywood lied😂
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  20. Now that the cub is out of the bag, PETA is going to boycott Chicago lol
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  21. Wasn't this a business blaze?
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  22. I would be the miser that squirrels it all away. I dont really have any family or friends to piss off anyway :)
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  23. I used to have about $40 worth of 1976 $2 bills. Spent them buying a GF a birthday present when i was 15 🙄🤦‍♂️
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  24. Ah, the good old days🤣😂
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  25. Does no one know of "Chopped"?
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  26. Its actually pretty easy to keep it a secret if the ingredients are just pre-packaged "A", "B", "C", etc. when distributed to the brewing and packaging facilities.🤷‍♂️
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  27. On fleek yo
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  28. What's the difference (besides the obvious size difference) between hot dogs and bologna?
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  29. LMFAO - @3:30 I had an advert-FOR COKE!!🤣😂🤣😂
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  30. IIRC Mythbusters came to a similar conclusion - Shooting two guns at once is incredibly difficult, and the movies are completely fictional. But hey - Hollywood isn’t exactly known for historically accurate or reality based cinema 🤪
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  31. Boobs AKA headlights, honkers, hooters, high beams, the girls/gals, chesticles, tits, tatas, fun bags, and apparently “wobbly bits”🤣😂
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  32. "If ya cant duck it - Fu€k it!!" 😉😂
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  33. "The following PREVIEW has been approved for all audiences"
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  34. I have no soul. Jokes on you satan!!😂
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  35. English is easy. We drive on the parkway and park in the driveway, your son is not from the sun, and Buffalo wings contain zero Buffalo.
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  36. It can be used as almost every word in a sentence, as in “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”.
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  37. That last one goes to show, dont send a woman to do a mans job!!
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  38. Mama I don't wanna die, but sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
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  39. I d9nt think the recoil would send you flying. Theres not enough mass in the weapon to send anyone anywhere.
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  40. No no no!! You are completely wrong!! A man was eating a steak in the old west when the cook suggested he try a new sauce he created. Upon trying the concoction the man jumped up with a full mouth and exclaimed "Wush shisher sauce!?" Which sounded like worcestshire where the cook was from, and name it thussly.
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  41. Just went thru a death in the family, and passwords were needed. Luckily she had them written in a notebook.
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