Comments by "" (@thalespro9995) on "TED-Ed" channel.

  1. The defender keeps on saying “it was for the good of the country”
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  2. I thought avoiding sidewalk cracks was used as a game not to protect ur mothers back
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  3. 1:30 the hexagon is bullying the square
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  4. If there r perfectly logical then they would change the system
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  5. Wife: hi honey honey = food animal wife’s eat animal males like they’re food my wife just called me food Me: runs Wife:
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  6. 4:26 the alien gave her a ride to the plane
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  7. I only see one that looks like a moth
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  8. “Brains r the best organ” says the brain
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  9. Who thought of the idea of arms on faces?!?! LOL
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  10. 3:15: it’s after midnight from yesterday I can’t feed it cuddly starves to death Edit: wow thx for 83 likes
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  11. 60% - flu shots 39% - vodka shots Me - bullet shots
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  12. 99% of comments: we need to show this to teachers 1% of comments: what I just said
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  13. Probably someone called ted
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  14. Did u know the brain called itself the best organs
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  15. Zex Maxwell I don’t see u animating videos
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  16. Nobody pauses anywya
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  17. Faizyrooma4 leave the others go alone
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  18. Golden Raider I asked Siri aparantely a group of squid is a water park
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  19. Me: blames whoever made the sonar for losing the fish
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  20. Bring: *A Bob *Dj *Clown
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  21. I thohhht it was ppl not bears
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  22. It would touch his teeth
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  23. Lol
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  24. Cause he was already touching them when he got the powers
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  25. 1:04 I thought this was a vid on ink blots not on summoning Satan
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  26. Loopholes A. U have 5 doses of a rlly rare werewolf antidote if can get that just get a gun with a silver bullet and when they become the werewolf shoot them B. Trick the werewolf to eat the goat C. It’s obviously the carpenter duh
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  27. 3:30 Ted ed: “in either case ignore the duo” Ted Ed: burns duo
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  28. Wrong Riddle plus u don’t have green eyes
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  29. 4:45 Hercules: ”I’m gonna kill u!!!!” Queen of amazons: gives gift
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  30. No the ice cream sammich is higher than those two
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  31. I don’t even know his sons name but apart from him his 2 daughters r the most known monarch
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  32. Jokes 1: I was going to make a jump but they all of them argon 2. I was going to make a joke about sodium but Na 3. I was going to make a joke about chemistry but I didn’t think there would be a reaction Pls like so everyone can see I want enough likes so that someone sees it who lives by me and tells it to me
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  33. The bored guy trump doesn’t get much respect
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  34. Teacher: “how did napoleon die? Me: thinks for a minute “he was blown-apart” Teacher: “why do u think he was blown apart Me: “because he’s napoleon blown-apart” Teacher: sigh
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  35. In the video it said anything he touched not anything his hands touched
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  36. Because even if u can reach the bullet it’ll be too hard to catch it
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  37. LOL not same I am ten
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  38. Shea Lupkes 1:30 I don’t think five year olds r meant to watch thta
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  39. JTheMelon I like it too
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  40. If it’s parasites in your brain they feel the punishment
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  41. Isn’t dogs being soldiers like illegal
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  42. Buried Treasure hmmmmm i doubt I’ll get the 1,000 cash but I’ll try anyway well... maybe
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  43. Well he can’t have it
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  44. 3:36 I wanted to say that
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  45. Ice tea-ed
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  46. compliment giver u ruined it
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  47. PRGME7 is that A Aladdin reference
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  48. This video is about you? Why can’t it be about me
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  49. Do u shuffle enough
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  50. Jacob Reddy what if they didn’t have a self driving car
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  51. Same
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  52. nutboy93 so if u can stop ted Ed till ur six then when ur twelve u can say same
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  53. Me too
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  54. I know how to create a perpatuel motion Break the laws of thermodynamics and then run from the police Edit: thanks for 8 likes
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  55. No
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  56. Good pun
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  57. Arcues: You think you are any better than it die mortals!
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  58. Wrong riddle
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  59. Alvarez Andrew u broke it as well
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  60. Just stop telling him how to plug in the usb Tell me how to plug it in
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  61. LOL
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  62. Light is a partiwave
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  63. With my 0d brain
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  64. Me if I was moni mekhala Me: fine we can trade ream eyso Ream eyso: 🙂 ok trades Me: cool now give it back Ream eyso: what u can’t force me Me: I can kill u with the axe Ream eyso: gives the ball I got both now Edit: tell me if u got other ideas and pls like
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  65. Ummm I kinda ate ur date
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  66. “Let’s eat u” “Let’s still eat u”
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  67. Especially 2. And 6.
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  68. Same
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  69. Or u could start a war against that place
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  70. Or just assign the colours I mean u should know them
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  71. Riddle me this beats both of those
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  72. 4:20 i would go on the growth ray, I wanna be a giant
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  73. The problem is u would lose a lot of paper airplanes
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  74. Michel Jhinensky true but it might also be that the grounds to big to turn to gold
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  75. They could cut out his brain if they wanted to kill him
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  76. Minecraft sucks
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  77. NoNameC68 what’s the source of u ruining it
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  78. Science with Katie why do I see u on every vid
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  79. Everyone is replying to +011 but he/she hasn’t written any comments here wth
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  80. Have you ever been dead
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  81. Me too I have rlly big trust issues not much in real life but so much in games literally this was a conversation in a game where u can kill but it’s not the aim Me: don’t kill me pls Other guy: don’t worry come I’ll give u a good sword Me: runs Other guy: askes someone else they accept Other guy: gives sword Me: 😡😡😡
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  82. Biangkisen Hlichaal how
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  83. No I cant solve the cuddly, duddly, Fuddly, wuddly ruddly
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  84. 0:35 poor girls
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  85. Julius ceasers last words where “My ghost will haunt y’all” Edit: or maybe it was “u want to fight me mate, come at me” takes out machine gun kills everyone Edit 2: he got the machine gun from a time machine so look out he’ll be back in 2020 July 12th at 15:37:22 and he’ll kill everyone
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  86. One looks like a lollipop
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  87. Just count 1001 pearls
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  88. “Mere optics” Lol
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  89. I like ur username too oh and 8th comment and 197th likes wait no I haven’t yet liked I’ll wait too be 200th like
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  90. Why do the first 2 comments say if u invade from east to west your a barbarian but if u invade from west to east you’re a hero
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  91. Michel Jhinensky oh no that can’t be right because it said the walls turned to gold at the slightest touch but at 2:14 it said “the fruit had turned to metal in his mouth” and the drink which he didn’t touch with his hands became gold and the pillow when it was his head that touched it
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  92. DeadPineapple wrong riddle
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  93. 2:39 I’m in the third dimension but I can’t see the insides of my freinds
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  94. I’m gonna copy you on another vid so no-one will know I copied you mwah hah hah hah
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  95. So I know where there from, what they drink and i know what cigar they smoke but I don’t know what colour house the houses r after looking at them seems legit
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  96. I didn’t say ouch but I thought it
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  97. 4:10 and 2:56 should be on try not too laugh
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  98. It’s not football it’s soccer
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  99. But i think the company’s can say how big a portion is and do grams of sugar in that and if it’s less than 0.5g then they don’t have to say it I haven’t watched this video yet pls tell me if I’m right
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  100. joo-hyun's narwhal so true
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  101. I agree
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  102. Good thing there was no one around wait was anyone by u
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  103. U just probably had high volume on it
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  104. Shoo k he doesn’t have a big ufo he’ll take it to the hotel
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  105. Underated comment
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  106. The tooth’s tooth’s tooth’s tooth’s tooth’s tooth’s tooth propaly has its on tooth
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  107. Yehet im invisible true that’s what I thought too
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  108. Lane Robertson thx
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  109. I’m making squid run
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  110. 90% forfeits, ur turn (the 70% Is still alive) and then u forfeit
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  111. Wrong riddle
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  112. Sam Turnbow someone did say it in this vid
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  113. They aren’t all paradoxes a set of sets does contain itself no paradoxes and if u refuse a mission but r forced to do it the. U succeed it
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  114. Mr invisible —>
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  115. 2:14 banana pc
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  116. The earth perpetually orbits the sun
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  117. metrodas I don’t wanna walk on a 14cm nail either
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  118. I started this vid then turned the volume to mute because my mum came
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  119. “Come on George” - Tolkien
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  120. Argh I’ll put it on 7
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  121. 3:45 Greek mythology: “the hammer never breaks” Marvel: “screw that”
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  122. I watched this to see what a genatalia was I did not expect this
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  123. Can u solve corona riddle
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  124. Mujahid Syed by “another comment I don’t get” I think she means that this another comment she cant write because you already wrote it
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  125. Josh Allego was gonna say that
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  126. 0:42 do u know what infamous means ted Ed
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  127. CHITRANSH TIWARI plot twist ozo = no and u just wrote a hate comment
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  128. They outnumber u like 20 to 3(the professor probably can’t fight)
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  129. Just run across and leave everyone else
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  130. But the most well known Name is Hercules and Zeus
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  131. Ted Ed:”Don’t reach for the panic button yet” Me:”ok”*accidently presses panic button*
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  132. I’m watching bc 295 time travel came from cave age time
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  133. I would go kfc
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  134. Techaxe put not putted
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  135. retosius well what if it’s a motor bike behind u
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  136. Maisha Ahmed Amir he looks llike a potato
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  137. I understand 1% of comments
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  138. Jay's gaming and more lol
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  139. This is a titanic refence
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  140. Yep
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  141. Welit Tunhapong I’ve had Thai food it’s not that spicy I should know I spent 3 months there
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  142. All in 1 y don’t i pun-ish u
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  143. Tristra Gyopsie but anyway u get 1000
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  144. I’ll explain the explanation if u promise not to need me to explain the explanation to the explanation
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  145. sid98geek or Spider-Man could be geckomans sidekick
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  146. AnimsOnDemand but then u couldn’t crash into the buildings tho I guess if everyone was slower they would build buildings way closer
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  147. Q. Why did the robot cross the road A. Because it was programmed by the chicken
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  148. I haven’t
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  149. Browny same
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  150. SnuggleToys he was saying it would be worse to lose ice tea than for the titanic not to sink
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  151. But light doesn’t move
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  152. I mean maybe amaro chooses whether or not to change the plan and he obviously wouldn’t tho I guess the other four pirate could throw him off but if they are perfectly logical then they know that it would end up with Daniel as captain (he can probably overpower Eliza) so Daniel wants to overthrow amaro, but no one else does cause they’ll go off the edge and those three can overpower Daniel and since Daniel knows this he doesn’t try to overthrow amaro
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  153. Biangkisen Hlichaal how do u know he was saved then
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  154. Botth
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  155. Helcurt - Shadowbringer I did that
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  156. 99% of comments: bats r the heroes we need but not that we deserve
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  157. I reached the end of the comments
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  158. I’m gonna be the first comment not about ice tea This video was good (I can’t do it) ice tea is good
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  159. Jackson Brown yea but it’s also after midnight for yesterday
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  160. Ted Ed made a mistake it called this math problem a riddle to make more ppl watch it but with riddles u can find loopholes here’s one way: Give the carpenter the antidote of course he’s the Werewolf if not run to the goat, the werewolf stops and eats the goat and their cured
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  161. 2:14 the square is not a hero
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  162. Pls read this I know it’s long but it’s not boring 0:24 “as u and bob sit at the silent clownless party...” This phrase means there is no one else at the party 0:10 “one day u get a message to bring Bob a dj and a clown...” This means neither u not bob sent the message So who sent the message (btw I know they’re called Tod) and why if they don’t attend the party 2:21 “imagine u read the next day that everyone had a great time ninjas, pirates, vikings, old and young...” How does Tod know this if he wasn’t there Like if u agree
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  163. 10% of people r lefties 99% of people watching this vid r lefties
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  164. I liked ur comment
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  165. I’m Thanos
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  166. hera has left the chat
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  167. Nope ted-Ed and More ted-Ed
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  168. No because eventually even the universe will end
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  169. Like it and I’ll like it then you’ll have 2 likes
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  170. 3+1=4-5=-1+2=1
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  171. We are a mind with a body
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  172. jay fawn r u sure hey didn’t jump
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  173. Neema Paxima true
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  174. I know this from a different version the version I know is like this Ur trying to cross a bridge then a murderer comes and says if u say something true then he’ll stab u but if u say something false He’ll shoot ue
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  175. Try to get this comment 666 likes Edit: at least 66.6 likes Edit 2: can’t we even get 6.66 likes Edit 3: I mean at least we got more than 0.666 likes
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  176. Spoiler alert The answer is say “u will free my brother” I haven’t yet watched the answer tell me if I’m right Edit: I was correct and the answer to the bonus riddle Is to say “the treasure is in the true chest” if it is the true chest opens and u get the treasure but if the treasure is in the false chest then the false chest will open since ur statement was false
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  177. Eccentric Horse11 I know btw did u give me the 8th like
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  178. Eccentric Horse11 thank u
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  179. Whatever I’ll just be 197th like
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  180. Phoenix I only broke it a little u just broke it alot
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  181. Phoenix why did u say “oof u broke the chain”
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  182. chicknasaurus my weapon is /0
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  183. Ur body is telling u it’s full it’s just no one listens so it evolved to stop
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  184. The real problem is how to kill everyone
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  185. Dreno Kamp true but I’m just wondering which one is the copy cat or if they both thought of it and didn’t copy
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  186. And also they’re are generally loads of stuff on comments just because somethings true doesn’t mean it should occupy the two most popular comments
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  187. My location is in the milky way
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  188. 1:57 flat earthers confirmed
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  189. A-Man The General get out
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  190. I can only solve one riddle per video, sounds pretty impressive write, I’m talking about the riddle at the beginning and the answer is... No
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  191. Who else got sent here from the jailbreak riddle
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  192. Anyone ever noticed that 2/3 things for defeating vampires are edible Sunlight is the one that’s not edible tho I guess plants eat it so it might be 3/3 Garlic is obviously edible Stake = steak I know they’re not the same spelling but they r the same pronunciation I know there are probably more ways but these are the most well known one
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  193. Hadeil Attaira searches
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  194. Lugh Summerson exactly what colour is dragon colour?
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  195. The hunger games
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  196. Good drawing (it looks like most of it is drawn) who drew this I want to congratulate them
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  197. Zwoop?
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  198. Know ur paradox’s: 1.this statement is false 2.this statement is a lie (I know it’s the same as 1. Pretty much but still I wanna do it) 3.can u complete a mission if the mission is to fail the mission 4.will ppl ever stop reading thro the comments
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  199. Mujahid Syed I think Isabelle Ocena means he/she can’t write this
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  200. 0:18 I was gonna say that it was 8 fingers and 2 thumbs but then he points it out before I have a chance I am mad!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡
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  201. R u in a pyramid scheme
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  202. LOL
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  203. The 937 dislikes r animals who actually don’t feel pain
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  204. But the 3% I don’t like ice tea is in the 90% about ice tea
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  205. Exactly
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  206. The flip both, I’m happy getting only 1,000 so I might as well gamble the other 1,000
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  207. They outnumber you They can’t die They can see and you can’t Still wanna do it
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  208. Why do glasses make stuff blurry if u don’t need them
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  209. NoNameC68 I think the meme just happened to appear by coincidence
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  210. Keep this animator
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  211. The 97 dislikes r people who make misleading graphs and now less people fall for them
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  212. I dont
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  213. Jevil likes Chaos sorry but I’m going to
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  214. Anson u must be getting confused because of how amazing ice tea is so ur confused and u think its not nice even tho normally u definitely like it
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  215. Ok hits kicks hits again rkos Oh I’m not a baby
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  216. Limerence totally true
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  217. Have u ever seen a person with a penguin
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  218. Shaheer Shahzad I’m from 3567 and humans live in the andromeda galaxie and for history we do the milky-way
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  219. Arthur Ballinger we got here by travelling at faster than the speed of light, and we went there because we had destroyed the milky way
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  220. Arthur Ballinger it got destroyed because aliens from the andromeda galaxy went there and humans ran away because thy where very advanced
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  221. I’m a ghost
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  222. Tuskor I’m doing that
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  223. I’m now a criminal
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  224. Mr.Fire how u do that face
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  225. I want to be tall
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  226. Wario64I nope
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  227. LOL
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  228. Bayofthe91st but then it smells it instead of seeing it
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  229. I flip on both
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  230. What about frozen tea is that iced tea?
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  231. Ben Thomason exactly
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  232. Same
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  233. That was accurate
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  234. Happy Garden Of Life no it’s ingrown fingernails
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  235. prai who is right
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  236. Austin Weppler same
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  237. I noticed
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  238. vaiouser she can pay her on tuition fees with the money she inherited
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  239. Just get a boat or swim
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  240. Yea
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  241. 1
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  242. Philosophical Mind but if it was a a child then it would be quite similar to the motorcycle because both save you
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  243. The sky is falling because tomatoes are really annoying. You have a weird name
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  244. Didn’t get me
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  245. I can do a longer one Jkjhhdgnegnenfemvmdrgmengengejufenfenfef Nnegjefjemfeifmefemgjdvmdmvdhvigijdgigbiheaggjborw Jgovbholdm. Nnjfgknegnjrwgm ojfndfkefgnejfne Hhsifjeifjbedmlfbddsbnjpegjdaf update Vmbcdalgda m No Argkbiargbjprwjbgpbjapdgpjbbwrgdag pmjbegpjneqnfjpepjqnfqejbqjdf Ja WVd Ova Doc go had no. Bonobo weave do Ona Edi:ok I can’t ur comment is so long I won’t even bother reading it
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  246. It does
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  247. As another human I’m gonna do something humany
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  248. He’s been hypnotised by bacteria
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  249. I’m a dog woof woof
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  250. Lumos & Nox if anyone does another pun I will kill u
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  251. Everyone says that
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  252. Wait let me try to do that face I can’t ):
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  253. Navnik BHSilver exactly the sam
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  254. Fundemort Grey Prime Defender of Truth and Justice is like a billion pizzas
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  255. Don’t get it
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  256. Same
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  257. Same
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  258. You can edit comments at least
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  259. epic princess lol
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  260. antimage antimage lol
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  261. I stole it from here
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  262. Hadrians wall = ice wall so Hadrians wall - wall = ice wall - wall so Hadrian = ice LOL
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  263. Cupcake Wubington nope ice tea with bacon bits frozen in the ice is
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  264. Aldy Al-jufrie that pizzas mine
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  265. Sweet as Honey u pronounce it soo - nami not tus - nami the t is silent
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  266. Why did u have to do that I was going to
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  267. Lol
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  268. Lol
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  269. I am a zombie but I’m the only zombie
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  270. Асен Доцински a utopia for u not for everyone else
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  271. They might be smart and go 2 by 2
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  272. Ghingis Khan = Alexander
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  273. Sci-fi not si fi
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  274. GermanGamer7 oh yea I didn’t scroll down
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  275. Same
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  276. Pixle where were u
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  277. Same
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  278. I actually wish I wrote that conment
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  279. Lucy Coleman I didn’t say so but I actually did copy this in a different YouTube vid
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  280. Yeah plus they r like tinny
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  281. Ethan Dat lol
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  282. Yeah
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  283. The incarnation of boredom that’s also a useless comment
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  284. Joshua Evans-Lowell u forgot history vs trump
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  285. They arent
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  286. It means u r not first
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  287. Nope do it now
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  288. Alexander Nguyen they aren’t smart they crashed into the altar
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  289. Where
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  290. Gary See I can’t let u be the first comment not about iced tea so pls edit it and write ice tea u know what I’ll just do it my self Iced tea
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  291. I want to time travel
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  292. Davuth Eap I was gonna ask the same thing
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  293. Just look around
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  294. SilverWave good joke and lord inquisitor its obviously a joke
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  295. Foxelexof IV take a full bowl of sweets and take one house (from that guy)
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  296. Er wtf is that
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  297. Ewandro Magalhaes hi
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  298. Giulio D'Arrigo I think about 1.4 km
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  299. Ismail Faalih yeah true
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  300. Q. What is matalic glass? A. Some dude who bully’s plastic and steel
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  301. Wait if he weighs enough to stop a train then how do U push him
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  302. Youd lose so many paper planes
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  303. I’m sitting now no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  304. I’ve never seen floaters
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  305. Grandad, dad and son
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  306. There are 377463746337436377727373832038729372638949725748920837647282747298377389276388884899309288920838928892982928829288292929298 electrons per finger
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  307. Genious Amoeba exactly octopuses r smart
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  308. Lol
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  309. Nobody’s gonna see this it’s last in top comments lol
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  310. I just realised alpha + beta - a = alphabet
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  311. Thanos can do it with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his power
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  312. Can animals be deceptive Read more
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  313. Star Wars and then Harry Potter
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  314. I get t
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  315. I do
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  316. Lijan Shrestha it was a joke not sarcasm
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  317. 1376th This is actually correct I counted
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  318. U forgot the other 1% of comments that say “U forgot the other 1% of comments that say “U forgot...
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  319. His mum and dad must hate him
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  320. My 2 fav YouTube channels: Ted Ed Aaron Fraser nash
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  321. I’m from 3019 and a 1 mile tower is very small, my house is 500 km high and the tallest building is 50,000,000 km
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  322. If the man is big enough to stop the train u can’t push him unless your the strongest in the world
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  323. I don’t like pumpkin pie that much
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  324. How do you know the other halls are about 20 mins long
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  325. Thanotos I think it’s named after Thanos because he can make u real dead
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  326. I solved it
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  327. She’s abandoning u when u see her kill her!!!!
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  328. This was a good case and good and bad are bad words
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  329. Don’t worry I do know about saying good and bad plus I think they r good
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  330. Ted Ed is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than kurzgesagt
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  331. Somewhere between 0 and infinity narrows it down a bit
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  332. I’m Thanos Avengers have left the cha
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  333. M I D A S H A S A S S ‘ S E A R S
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  334. Soap In the cereal what’s that
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  335. 3:06 don’t you dare stick out your tounge at me
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  336. 0:17 “maybe that’s why we toss these punctuational marks around like grammatical confetti...” I’ve never had used a semicolon in my life but I think I’ll do it in this comment ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; good now I know how a semi-colon works
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  337. U remember that it’s twenty mintutes to the exit but u don’t Remember which path u took seems legit
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  338. Rembrandts?
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  339. Was the animator drunk
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  340. Ways to do it without working out the riddle 1. Get backup to check every planet at once 2. Hack into there ship so it explodes 3. Bomb all planets 4. Team with the rebels (you can or can not betray them) 5. Eat planets 4 and 2 because 4 is a marshmallow and 2 is a lollipop( ik you don’t catch them but who cares)
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  341. I bet the gold swimming pools r for Chuck Norris to swim in
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  342. wHat if ur height school teacher liked it and ur first editor didn’t Btw I’m not even in high school
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  343. #impeach trump
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  344. If I was in this test I’d be like “beep boop I am a robot”
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  345. 90% of comments: u forgot to do that humans don’t evolve from apes
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  346. I’m english but I went to Thailand on holiday
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  347. I’m not a stranger ur a stranger and u spelt sincerely wrong
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  348. “The human brain is the best organ” some guys brain
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  349. U Said it twice
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  350. Pi still yes
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  351. Check the vid on impeachment it says that he was almost certainly gonna be impeached so the prosecution wins First win for the prosecution normally the defence wins
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  352. C Ca Cat Ca C Took me ten seconds
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  353. Netflix and ted ed
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  354. I am pennywise
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  355. Brace yourself for a great dental pun Read more
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  356. Like if I got u
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  357. Don’t press read more read more
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  358. She got 10,000 pay check and the car is 11,000 doesn’t she have at least 1,000 pound
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  359. Can-can can can can-can can can can-can
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  360. Studio Yol marry u? Wtf
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  361. Did u really nearly drown
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  362. I can’t even do that just so u know I didn’t copy Flacko it’s just a fact
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  363. 90% of comments: what if we are Von Newman machines
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  364. donald trump has left the chat
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  365. Who wants me to explain
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  366. Theyll attack u cause they’re annoyed
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  367. Liar like I said in your other comment
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  368. I like spicy food especially hallupenno
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  369. Me
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  370. I play a game called queenie it’s a card game, if u don’t know it it doesnt matter u just need to know getting queens are good, I dealt 5 piles and one had all queens can someone work out the odds of that pls
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  371. Ted
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  372. I finally got the answer No
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  373. Somethning
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  374. Daniel Cuevas I’m arresting u on suspicion of being a criminal
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  375. ?? It has 1k likes
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  376. I read it as “why is the world covered in poo” LOL
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  377. Ummm I don’t see the lock so... I’m not locked anywhere. I’m gonna go to the shops Tries to open door Door is locked Me: ...
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  378. I’m gonna read a whole book clicking enter 5 times per sec so I’m warning you don’t press read more Read more
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  379. Me: I can’t fail so I will say grey tell me if I’m rig- realizes someone else said this Me: we can be grey buddies yay 😀
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  380. JE nationaLLY u got 20 and I got none
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  381. Plot twist You stole the fish and your framing the german
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  382. 2:53 imagine 132
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  383. I know how to use semicolons ;)
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  384. Isn’t that how buttons work
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  385. WTH I clicked the notification straight away and there were 322 views
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  386. Hire a assassin to kill teddy
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  387. 0:14 to 0:19 that is a lot of people but because it’s the month with Halloween that would affect the numbers a lot
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  388. Teddy(Ted) + Eddy(Ed) = Ted Ed
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  389. Ok nobody like this I hate notifications
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  390. Who else watches these vids just too see the comments
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  391. Hide behind a corner and tackle everyone
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  392. Only one that there no loopholes Edit: I guess u could blow open the door
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  393. Ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships
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  394. I’ve got a theory of how to do it Graph theory!
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  395. LOL
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  396. Daniel V yes
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  397. T MindGame I don’t get it
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  398. 0:48 please give this comment 100 viewths 100 like the and shareths it with ur friends
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  399. “Logical scalpel” for the first time in forever I solved it and for the first time in forever I didn’t want to I don’t want to be a scalpel it’s not fair waaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Edit: I just checked with a wizard and each like makes me 1% less scalpelly Edit 2: yes I did just invent that word
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  400. I wish it was blackberry picking
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  401. Press the buttons very fast
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  402. What I learned, If u get stuck on a math question blow up a bridge
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  403. Get rekt vegans
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  404. 99.99999999999% of comments: it’s unethical 0.00000000001% of comments: what I just said
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  405. The first thing u learn in a language is nearly always yes and no
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  406. I have a better solution: leave the prisoners in jail idc lol
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  407. U r not first there is a comment 4 minutes ago and u r 3 minutes ago
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  408. I think a mobile phone has a higher gravitational pull than the earth
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  409. His teeth have teeth
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  410. Was the animator drunk (please keep him/her as ur animator with every video ted Ed, oh and make sure he’s drunk when he makes them like with this one)
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  411. Im not a random person, your a random person
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  412. Different but he sees the piles so he chooses the biggest
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  413. Plot twist u watch this riddle so u don’t make the trade but then it’s full of a new material that is worth 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
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  414. Use Celsius
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  415. Mr. Friendship y r u everywhere
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  416. Except There aren’t often 24 spade foot toads
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  417. I think I’ve got the awnser, jump off so u die but u don’t block the train so it kills everyone stuck on the platform and the police think it’s the fatman who pushed u and he dies in jail
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  418. What about inflation
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  419. I would never make a deal with a guy called tricky joe
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  420. 1. Get eaten by a zombie 2. Your a zombie 3. Eat ppl until everyone’s a zombie 4. Eat all the zombies 5. You survived!
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  421. Josiah Ball nope it’s two ppl
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  422. The zombies are slow so just run round the island
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  423. I first saw two bears then I saw them as ppl then I looked at bit below the hands I saw a lamp
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  424. Any world with ted Ed must be a utopia
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  425. Why is there a guard if he is sleeping in daytime
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  426. 90%: god of pimples
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  427. Here r some paradoxes Does a set of sets contain it self If u have a mission to fail the mission can u complete it If this statement is false is this statement true
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  428. I’m 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old do u think I look old: this is me 👶
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  429. Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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  430. 99% of comments baby don’t hurt me
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  431. DeadPineapple I saw the second comment
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  432. They say the steel sword is stronger than the bronze sword
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  433. It will change the comment section and a scientific test which totally wasn’t just me and included 5000 people not just me and had scientific basis not just my thoughts and the conclusion was that the comment section is most important thing in the world
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  434. LOL
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  435. I’m first Read more
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  436. Like if I got u
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  437. Get a machine gun and shoot the zombies
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  438. Somewhere in between 1 and 365
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  439. SaucePlayz - The Original Nyan Roscoe it’s real but it’s not magical
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  440. We can feel pain stronger than tissue damage apparently, well Lego blocks if u walk on them it hurts like really HURTS!!!! But doesn’t damage tissue damage much
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  441. Can-can can can can-can can can can-can
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  442. I thought it meant like how to build a pyramid
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  443. Chill And Jill 😂
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  444. I thought 2+2=3
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  445. If he knows what pets the houses have inside then they should be able to know what colour the house
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  446. How do u climb thro in 2 secs
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  447. So cool
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  448. xuan pang on my iPad it says I’m 100th like now
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  449. The chance I’ll win the lottery is 0/1,000,000 because I don’t bet on the lottery
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  450. dontknowdontcare it’s says exactly 6 more Rubys not 6+ rubys
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  451. I code and I didn’t fall for it
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  452. 1,1,1,1 just a move him back and forth
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  453. newp gaston why u telling the police
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  454. Wish the calendar thing was true cause it would always be New Years eve
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  455. The 8th digit wont work
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  456. Pls reply to this comment
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  457. But when leaving you’d get the money back so there’s no point
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  458. theo von papen when u realise that means ur on the bad side
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  459. Hi random guy scrolling down the comments
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  460. I want to be in room pie
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  461. Everything is
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  462. BigDogJang0 exactly
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  463. What about bogo sort
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  464. Friendship why r u everywhere
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  465. Hi(sorry for my bad English)
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  466. BigBakerBoi I got the same it just seems to easy
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  467. I love them
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  468. If we were robots I’d hack into my worst enemy
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  469. 2:11 is that trump
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  470. Flarbargason same
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  471. Get a big tank and shoot the thing in front of u
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  472. To Commenter: where’s the door?
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  473. Red Dragon u can’t kill zombies with a gun cause they’re already dead
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  474. Red Dragon u obviously can’t kill zombies
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  475. Red Dragon so they’re gonna take u dead
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  476. Thought this was the other one
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  477. So many ppl r bald
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  478. How many yactometers are in a meter
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  479. The most likes I’ve got was 221 try to get this more plz!! !!!!!, Edit: no likes after a week(my other comment had 37 in this time) Edit 2: still no likes after 2 weeks come one guys
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  480. Great excuse for avoiding the gym
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  481. The universes size<3.14...<3.2
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  482. So the universe < 3.2
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  483. Money 1217 makes sense
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  484. Teleportation
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  485. Grid the xenomorph I’ll try make this
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  486. The false story of false
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  487. 90% of comments: something to do with splatoon
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  488. Gravity is pulling me toward my tablet
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  489. Your tetth ain’t adorable
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  490. Don’t worry I’m not a pyramid scheme I’m a triangle scheme
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  491. How to check if someone’s dead throw them off a cliff if they r dead then nothing happens if they r alive they scream and then become dead
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  492. No that was j.r.r.tolkien wasn’t it
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  493. Pi no it was from Tolkien
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  494. 3:44 - 3:48 fish flavour doesn’t sound that nice
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  495. U need 42 nodules
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  496. Smaw
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  497. No because think of how many times it’s been put in that box after the first time there’s a 50% chance it’s alive but after a billion times there’s like a 0.00000001% chance it’s aliveve
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  498. Before watching this vid No
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  499. Pizzas are circular shape though so circles are the best shape
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  500. Who else came here from kafkasque
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  501. First of all I’m first but don’t worry I do have something else to say... I’m still first Btw I’m not accuatly first
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  502. But if the ansecrstors know how many pearls they must give the monster (they do it they would’ve died) then why prepare 4 chests that don’t work
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  503. What’s ironic is that on so many different ted Ed vids there r comments about how ironic something is but not here (ok I know this is technically a comment about irony on this vid but apart from me
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  504. Based on the planets this is a copy of Star Wars and if there the rebels.... it means we’re the villaibs
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  505. But if u flipped the switch it’s still the train killing them
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  506. There’s only 16k views
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  507. I flipped both im fine getting 1,000 pound
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