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  1. And panaroid schizophrenia too...
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  2.  @LotsOfBologna2  Reminds of people online bashing Biden for hugging and kissing his grandson on the forehead during Beau's funeral 😐
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  3.  @cum_chef  Yeah, it happens when I see gay people on TV with my family is the absolute fear of being outed. I hate this feeling. Can't wait to move out.
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  4.  @JamesSmith-dw1uz  It's also about aversion. Words can have a variety of meanings.
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  5. Finish a career in just a few long decades, only to meet a violent end with retirement 😔🙏 Thank you officers!
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  6. The Onion is forever relevant and it's scary. Literally all of their videos from 10 years ago have become reality.
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  7. ​ @Wofulrumble4893  It will still apply to the West Bank then. Israel has no goal to stop its expansion on Palestinian land.
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  8. I love Nancy so much, she's a national treasure
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  9.  @man-who-sold-the-world  I mean, it's not a joke. Look it up online.
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  10.  @laughable6650  Let's not forget 2016. Going too hard on Biden would make rallying Democratic voters after the primary more difficult. Bernie or Bust was a real risk.
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  11. @MEME MAN Fear, disgust or hatred, whatever. It stems from the same place.
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  12.  @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin  Doesn't help the idea of autogynophiles.
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  13. It's been like this for 75 years. Y'all just didn't care.
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  14.  @hi123452008  He did that? Wow... Anyway, even if we lost the nomination, we won the battle of ideas.
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  15. This comment is embarrassing
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  16.  @totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547  Nobody is actually serious about Kim Yo-jong or North Korea in general, it's just a huge meme 🇰🇵
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  17. I mean nobody with a working brain would be convinced by that bullshit.
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  18. i mean troons are everything but pure and precious
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  19. Honestly? Justified.
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  20.  @52flyingbicycles  Same, my heart dropped seeing how accurate the article is. The War on Terror, the deregulation, the debt exploding, the financial crisis and recession, the environmental crisis, the political division and extremism... Al Gore not being president is the cause of most of our current problems. I'm happy for those in the parallel universe where he got into the White House. And I pity us.
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  21.  @BoMwarriorVlog  I'm rather Democrat-leaning but it's quite sad how the media stop caring when it's Biden doing the same political shit as Trump.
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  22.  @zoewells3160  Ben and Jerry is absolute cringe. Woke corporations are a plague upon this world that should be erased with the help of female dictators.
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  23.  @zoe7526  Dude, the Bible is homophobic and it's not a wrong translation. It's literally "men who lie in bed with men just like you do with women are committing an abomination". They are not talking about boys or whatever. And the message was very clear for 2 millenia. So stop sugarcoating religious homophobia with lies.
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  24. ​ @supernova743  This conflict was created by the British (Balfour declaration) but also by European antisemitism (Zionism started as a response to the Dreyfus affair).
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  25.  @helmandblue8720  No, he received that Nobel Prize for not being W. Bush.
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  26.  @GalaxyPolar  You're not voting for Biden only, but for a whole administration. Do Bernie and progressives have a better chance to gain one of these positions or to influence policies under Trump or under Biden? We already saw that one crazy Republican term only managed to bring the US more to the right.
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  27. That's literally how we act about climate change
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  28. Who's there after the pre-emptive use of Nancy Pelosi against China?
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  29. It's not even funny anymore, it's downright disturbing how accurate they are...
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  30.  @katiebarber407  "GOP bad now laugh" Can we go a little deeper than that? The Onion from 15 years ago also shat on the GOP but in a thoughtful AND funny way. It also trashed Dems but not anymore. I guess being owned by a top Democratic contributor does that to any media.
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  31.  @PwnZombie  Love how your PFP represents everything the Trump family isn't.
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  32.  @LawsofPaul  China denied the problem at the start, the moment when it's the most important to be transparent.
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  33. What you mean? We are this universe
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  34. Love your local TERFs.
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  35. You can have a beard but a goatee? For real?
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  36.  @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth  Because being a woman or a man is a whole package. You also avoid issues like transwomen in female sports by taking into account biological sex instead of just psychological gender. Transwomen should be able to be feminine and live their lives freely but they are not exactly the same as women and the distinction matters. Same for transmen. Bodies are as important as psychology.
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  37. Yeah... More ads focused on their own policies rather than attacking the opponent.
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  38.  @miri8851  Same 😍
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  39.  @anthonykerr3509  Maybe he's a homophobic father. Wait no. Not maybe, his whole books and biographies are filled with homophobia.
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  40. Not even the first one. It really pales compared to the Onion from 15 years ago.
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  41.  @brooklynhatch9705  OMG, they make fun of transtrenders, the horror
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  42.  @transfo47  WOW VIRTUE SIGNALING SO GREAT HAHAHA
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  43. The Onion went from great, thoughtful progressive satire to "let's own the rightards" run-off-the-mill liberal type of "humor".
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  44.  @bobhanson1037  If satire is dead, they should just close down.
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  45. @ㅤㅤღنورღ he's a trooner lover
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  46.  @nikolakraev8914  No, some of them are closeted gays especially among the very vocal homophobic crowd.
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  47. Is this AI generated? It's not even remotely funny.
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  48. Not the ancaps thinking they're anything else but corporate shills 💀
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  49.  @markwalshopoulos  I agree with PP Butt not being right-wing but Biden as an individual is everything but progressive.
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  50.  @rankoss3437  What if they like their country no matter its flaws and want to stay there to fix its issues?
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