Comments by "Drawn" (@snowstrobe) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. She should have said 'It fell into Mexico, and I was like que?'
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  2. Whilst she is taping her new show, Seth should drop in a make margaritas for the crew.
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  3. Uncle IFO, shurely? The thing about that 'Few bad apples' expression is that there is actually a second line, that everyone seems to have forgotten... 'Spoil the whole barrel'. In others words it is a warning, get the bad apples out or it is all infected. And that is how we need to treat the police forces all around the world.
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  4. So important to be telling these stories. I've had 5 major 'run-ins' with cops, never once was I doing anything wrong.
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  5. Good twist ending there. But the reasons for Brexit are about more than trade and control. Some Brits like being part of something larger and are internationalist, some Brits hate it and want to shut up the borders. It's a cultural war between those two factions. [This is why it relates to what is happening in the US right now.]
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  6. If any country needs UN voting oversight it's the US. Why the hell are private companies, who are receiving financial income from politicians, allowed to be used in this way. It beggars belief.
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  7. Have to agree about Driver's acting, he was much better than I'd given him credit for.
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  8. Seth is one of the few people in the media that actually gives the progressive voice respect. I saw someone on here say it shows his bias... in fact it's the opposite. All the other media outlets that ignore or openly disparage progressives, and that includes CNN and MSNBC, are the ones showing their bias.
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  9. If this had been posted two days ago I would have been sure it was an April Fool. What a time to be alive, when it's impossible to tell the difference any more...
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  10. Agreed. I was thinking about this [also with NPR's Tiny Desk home concerts] and why I like it more. And I think it's because with an audience the event becomes dominated by the interaction between presenter/performer and the audience, so we become like a voyeur, just watching on. But now, this way, we become part of the interaction and it makes it so much better. I honestly don't want shows like this to go back to a studio audience.
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  11. An Aussie runner in the 90s named Matt Shirvington became a bit of a sensation when he not only broke the Aust 100m record but did so in a tight but not supportive suit which meant his junk was flopping side to side. The slow mothion footage got a LOT of attention at the time.
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  12. She should go sit on his desk and start randomly pushing bits off it whilst she looks him right in the eye...
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  13. So funny. Shoulda had Amber too, looking cross-eyed...
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  14. Was this whole thing just leading to that one joke... omg, respect. So this now will turn into a Wanda thing...
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  15. I follow a few lefty-progressive channels, and whilst the commentators are all telling their viewers to vote, the comments are full of people saying they won't. [Tho many of them are just GOP operatives trying to convince the left not to vote] My thoughts are always the same... think about the kids whose futures are being destroyed before their eyes.
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  16. What the Trumpys didn't know, was that earth was fine all along, we just told him it was bad so he would leave and go live on Mars...
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  17. Suspect they 'retired' him cause they need to mix up the gene pool.
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  18. Embrace it... :D
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  19. Churchill said it best when asked about golf... 'Why waste a perfectly good walk.'
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  20. TSW is one of the most under-rated shows available to view now. [side note: 'Tea' is an uncountable noun, so requires an amount qualifier; such as 'A cup of tea'. But Seth knew that, this is just a set-up for the next Corrections segment. And I'm totally here for it.]
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  21. The 'Presidential Pardon' thing is a damning indictment of the US political system all of its own.
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  22. All so very suss... Even if they have innocently fucked up this bad... it still is never not going to look suspicious.
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  23. The mayor here in Bristol does the same... Always galivanting around the world, doing Ted talks, swanning around with rich twats... Meanwhile the city infrastructure crumbles.
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  24. You just know Seth's wife during an argument has used the expression; 'Don't use your SNL voice on me!'
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  25. Last words: 'Clear my history'...
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  26. Those impression camps have def paid off...
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  27. Oh thank god... Seth's gonna keep it surreal. Love it.
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  28. That's what I was thinking, and the other guy didn't even turn up to the debate... Who the hell voted for these transparent grifters? That aside even, they are also just such weirdos!.
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  29. Yeah, impossible to feel an ounce of sympathy for people diddled because of their own racism. Sweet schadenfreude...
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  30. The point made at the end is possibly the strongest, and most powerful point ever made on this show. Almost tears, and I'm not even from the USA.
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  31. What an awesome woman.
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  32. I rarely watch celeb interviews, not my thing. But Wanda always speaks wisdom and packages it in a laugh.
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  33. Should have ended it with him confessing his love for Seth, and trying to get a kiss...
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  34. He knew that the craic line was wrongly used, that's why he did it. Def gonna be in the next Corrections...
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  35. I'm guessing it's the gay thing. Graham still seems scared of being honest.
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  36. She's prob there too, bein a dominatrix.
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  37. His glasses always look like they're squeezing his head into a peanut shape.
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  38. And it is exactly what the US has been doing in other countries for decades.
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  39. Imma gonna just call anyone who hates art, Phillis, and then stupidly laugh to myself.
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  40. It's actually my only source of American news now.
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  41. A comedian understands basic legal positions better than this purported judge.
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  42. Yay, performatively two-siding issues...
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  43. It makes me feel good to know that I have helped out so many establishments over the years...
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  44. The only person Manchin leaves his yacht for is a corporate stooge...
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  45. Well if they win the next one... hopefully there will be a decent person in the White House, and they can all enjoy going then.
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  46. I needed a second go round... I'm only at intermediate level.
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  47. Makes complete and utter sense!
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  48. Totally agree. Or maybe, if he must, as I'm sure it probably helps, a small select group, who will laugh/chuckle naturally.
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  49. It's bizarre, isn't it. Even the Guardian in the UK paints him as a radical... when all he's proposing is something that already exists in the UK, and which presumably the Guardian supports... it just proves the failure to see through rhetoric and look at policy.
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  50. The corporate Dems are very happy to have the filibuster and the Parliamentarian blocking everything. They don't want to make changes, it's all performative.
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  51. With a real danger that it collapses into fascism.
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  52. They also pronounce 'six' as 'sex'...
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  53. And you had the choice to not comment, which would be great. But you choice instead to do so, which is the worst. So annoying.
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  54. Yup, crapitalism. Privatisation of our resources was our biggest mis-step.
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  55.  @deedeejames1993  I doubt that, only 6% of usual-republican-voters voted for Biden, which was almost cancelled out by 5% of Dems voting for Trump [go figure]. The papers were full of stories of GOP never Trumpers... but the fact is this never happened. The Dems need to stop trying to win over moderate conservatives, (it has never worked,) and focus on the working class, like it's supposed to. The biggest voting block is the 'Did Not Vote', and there's a reason they're not voting.
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  56. I'm not sure this segment still needs the whole pre explanation every time.
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  57. Why don't Sanders and Warren work more closely together?
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  58. It's better because it's genuine and not sycophantic. It's one of the things I hate about an audience in these shows, they whoop and hollow no matter how lame the joke. Which for me, utterly ruins it. (Mayer is the worse for this.) If he could get a genuine audience it would be fine, but how could you find those people in the US?
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  59. Seth Fucking Mayer!
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  60. We need to see his birth certificate...
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  61. I'm so disgusted by people, supposedly on the left, who attack Bernie. I'm an anarchist commoner, and I have nothing but respect for a man who has devoted his life to making a difference in the world.
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  62. I'm sure this all was fun for them... somewhat self-indulgent tho.
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  63. Exactly, Biden and Pelosi are the centrists. In other countries they would be in the centre right parties
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  64. Timed the intro walk-over perfectly.
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  65. Corrections: Kiwis would say 'lollies', not candy.
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  66. Every day, stepping ever closer to a dictatorship. Weird to watch it play out in real-time, and with half the nation seemingly indifferent to it. Guess that how it was allowed to happen before.
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  67.  @ArcaJ  Yes, well that was what had probably distracted me from the acting...
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  68. See, this is why an audience sucks...
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  69.  @dylanadams1455  As an Aussie, I can confirm that kiwis def say 'sex'. What we say depends on the number of dsrinks...
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  70. The days of voting for the 'least worse' are over... we need to move on.
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  71. I think this is one of my fav segments... it's just that little bit surreal.
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  72. Gee, I dunno, man, but, ah... it seems like it's kinda the cool thing to do sometimes, you know, yeah...
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  73. Shout out to Wally's kid.
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  74. I little difficult now...
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  75. I think maybe it be you who is missing points...
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  76. And a 'How do you do, fellow kids' vibe.
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  77. Oh the irony of your comment, and you don't even realise it...
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  78.  @vitalspark6288  In English we can hide the qualifier... notice in your sentence you pluralise the word tea... that is because the qualifier is there, you just didn't use it. In the sentence Seth used, he did not have a hidden qualifier, he did not pluralise the noun.
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  79. I love how Seth felt the need to adjust the imaginary bolt in his temple when talking about Frankenstein - 7:53
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  80. The surrealist comic Spike Milligan used to love leaving a skit with silence.
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  81. Couldn't agree more. This is so much better than the forced laughter, overly-produced studio shows. The sartorial choices and increasingly surreal humour suit these times much better. An I'm an old codger.
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  82. A wolf in sheep clothing.
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  83. Def.
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  84. But being sucked off in the land of Oz is...
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  85. He is not a patient man when food is coming....
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  86. Totally agree with not having animals on set.
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  87.  @fatalshore5068  Bill's audience was the worst. Sychophantic screaming at mildly amusing jokes at best.
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  88.  @allancouceiro9905  Yeah, I was thinking that... it might be the perfect way to get his agenda through... Time will tell. A lot will depend on Manchin.
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  89. She's hysterical... I loved her as Nurse in Romeo + Juliet.
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  90. The palpable weakness of the pathetic DNC is tragic, they are actually worried that they'll be criticised for doing their bloody job... Do they not understand they are the opposition?
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  91.  @tlc12070  congrats.
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  92. I thought Amber was going to turn to her innocently and say, 'Oh, I did not know that.'
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  93. Someone should mention it to the press...
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  94. with a trail of blood running out of it...
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  95. I would suggest you read Marx some time...
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  96. aaany minute now...
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  97. Agreed... they nailed it.
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  98. I'm trying to reduce the amount of fat in my diet..
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  99.  @noel7777noel  Heaven forfend we should ever joke around... You guys have to find offense in every little thing, huh.
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  100. I hope she makes it on stage. I wouldn't finally chose her, but I love what she brings to the debate.
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  101. I think he's doing it on purpose now, throwing out little vignettes for people to correct him on so he can have these clips...
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  102. It was a common first impression... she has done a lot to combat that.
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  103. Ok, but you should achowledge the creator of your quotes... in that case it was Mark Twain.
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  104. A new meme...
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  105. These are great, but we probably don't need the full intro anymore...
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  106. racism.
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  107. I'm sure he's still got his mittens, Seth...
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  108. She literally pulls it off after the skit...
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  109. Plus, the laughter we do hear is genuine, not sychphantic like a baying audience always is.
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  110. The left exit view is a false narrative, the austerity/neo-lib agenda has been driven by the UK govn, inc inside the EU. The financiers are concerned about tax changes [esp non dom exc] and the chance to financially benefit from the chaos it will cause the pound.
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  111. Well, the likes of Biden and Peosi are corporate Dems too, just better at hiding it...
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  112. My god, please make this happen, like a huge Truman Show.
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  113.  @narvul  If only we could.
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  114. I loathe to even hear the man, but I give a little cheer when he comes on here because I know we're in for another Seth treat.
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  115. Pretty sure he's got a constructive relationship with the jackals...
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  116. er, sorry, why is NOT the crime but the cover-up?
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  117. Keep the ciggies coming...
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  118. Same with homophobia... amazing examples of it in the LGBT world.
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  119. And a few gay guys...
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  120. I'm a wreck...
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  121. If only the Estab Dems would actually ever fight with that kind of rigueur... instead we get Pelosi writing a letter.
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  122.  @manofsan  And yet here you STILL are...
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  123. We gonna get a whole lotta 'mispronunciations' just for this joy...
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  124. This segmant never gets the relly good ones... the best joke this week was the teenage cow going through puberty... and saying moooeeooo.
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  125. Honestly, Seth and the team absolutely nailed this. Best lockdown show out there, along with the insightful reports. I am quite a critical consumer, but really this has been so impressive, and has genuinely helped get me through the last 6 months.
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  126.  @justinfowler2857  Never underestimate the US voters capacity for making the wrong decision over and over again... They just chose a corporate shrill over Nina fucking Turner... That's how stupid they are...
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  127. Exactly, Whilst Biden might be only able to preach the unity dogma, we need real Dems behind him getting on with the job without the compromised corporate stooges [which includes a lot of Dems].
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  128. Please don't promote Planet of the Humans, it is full of misinformation and bs.
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  129.  @rockshowness9446  Like Trump going on about Russian money...
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  130. You can if you're a republican...
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  131.  @likebot.  Cool. But true, I live near the Jewish district in London, and like every other car is an estate volvo.
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  132. Does this constitute 'clickbait'?
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  133. Yeah, but you also got Corden, so, you know, swings and roundabouts...
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  134. Only they weren't cheering her, they were Trumptards he had brought along as a cheer squad. That's how insecure he is.
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  135. I was so eyeing it up.
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  136. It's the centre who are the extremes.
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  137. No! Not Candy Floss - Fairy Floss!
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  138. Seth flies through a dozen stories, any of which could have been an entire Closer Look all on their own.
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  139. That'll be in the next corrections...
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  140. You're watching the wrong show...
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  141.  @jonwoll6586  I don't need to have my name up here to call out your blatant misogyny... You're the one speaking the words.
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  142. Well, it's not like he can afford to pay her anymore.
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  143. 'But what about my slaves, my precious slaves!' I missed much of the rest as I laughed waaay too long.
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  144.  @camelopardalis84  You're talking about two totally different things and saying they are the same. Comparing two domestic situations and them claiming that applies to the entire country is not how economics works. And since Bernie, (like all progressives,) sticks with the facts, (being a rational lot), then he is completely correct in what he is saying.
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  145. I know! I missed about a minute of whatever followed.
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  146. That is really not what's happening... Not everything needs to made into a culture war.
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  147. Should let that happen... the Scots would obliterate him...
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  148. 100%
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  149. And I think they all reference a mini-series. Suspect this is building to something...
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  150.  @AudiblePhysicsProductions  Stop! It's too much to dream...
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  151. Same. Only Seth and John Oliver now basically.
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  152. Because it's genuine... forced laughter always sounds wrong.
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  153.  @whyrobotslie8076  I know he's misses the interaction, but I really like this format.
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  154. Please, please... make all the winning stop...
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  155. Honestly, I prefer no audience... Tho John has a point, those big event moments do need an audience. Perhaps he could do them out in the street.
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  156. It's easy to guess, even though Graham hasn't figured out yet that the whole world knows anyway.
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  157. His followers don't care.
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  158. I am often reminded of that great David Mitchell skit, dressed as a nazi suddenly says, 'Wait, are we the bad-guys?'
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  159.  @cyny6305  OK, I'l bite... what exactly did she write that was bad grammatically?
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  160. People whooping for a millionaire... jeez.
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  161. Kinda give your self away assuming that 'hot' and 'hairy' are inevitably exclusive. btw, a bear also has a big build. If they're not big, then they're an otter.
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  162. I love Tina too...
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  163. We're at a point where the comedy sketch writers just have to be straight reporters and it's more surreal and funny than anything made up.
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  164. Do all Jews drive Volvos in the US like they do here in the UK?
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  165. I thought she was doing an excellent Chris Rock impression...
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  166. Lordie, day drunk Seth is to die for...
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  167. Ba-dum-tiss!
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  168. Perhaps they could organise a little orgy with it...
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  169.  @Woodbug-b7t  Ouch! :-D
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  170. It'd great to get kids to do, though some of the content might be too adult...
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  171. That JFK jnr story reminds me of the town in Britain that hung a monkey because they thought it was French... Though that was hundreds of years ago... Clearly lacking Common Sense.
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  172. I love his Mitch too... Sorry, I mean Addison.
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  173. And he's back to using the make-up artist who never gets to the hairline...
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  174. It would be so satisfying if the whole country went blue. Just once in our lifetime... I would live to see the look on Trump's face when he realises just what a monumental 'winner' he is.
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  175. Would 100% buy a 'Sorry your aunt is trapped in a well' card. You just never know when that might come in handy.
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  176. not.
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  177.  @deadshot8077  Thankfully, you don't speak for ALL lesbians...
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  178.  @deadshot8077  Talking about minding your own business...
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  179.  @deadshot8077  Mine too... so what would you know.
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  180.  @deadshot8077  The biggest irony being that, while you spit vitriol at others, in fact, you're the one who's toxic.
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  181. Oh, is that the buzz?
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  182.  @fictionjunkie  Incredibly, he's not! He still pretends like he's straight... not sure who he thinks he's fooling?
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  183. Out did yourselves, guys. That was a joy.
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  184. For some reason Youtube has decided to not put this show in my sub list any more.
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  185. I've got it, I know why they love trump... he looks like Pepe the Frog, they think it's him.
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  186. The card being too big for the wallet would piss me off... the UK one fits nicely.
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  187.  @alopiaspelagicus1628  I for one have decided to keep my longer hair.
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  188.  @ginao6810  Yup!
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  189. I wonder how much of this is influenced by Secrets and Lies?
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  190. Get used to it... The only way Biden is going to do the right thing is if enormous pressure is applied to him [and Manchin, and Pelosi etc etc...] So far the pressure is working.
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  191. These guys really, really want that Emmy... They'd deserve too.
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  192. Shhhh, don't wake the Dems, they all need their geriatric naps.
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  193. Can I have my 130 000 now, please?
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  194. I hesitated to like this because the likes were on 69... my finger hovered for a second, but then I did it... sorry to ruin the moment.
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  195.  @CitanulsPumpkin  But it would still be on record tho.
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  196. To be fair, he's had ample opportunities over his career to use the line...
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  197. Half of them ARE the police.
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  198. Super professional, super funny... I'm kinda jealous of the people who are working with Seth.
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  199. Seth should have done a big AHHHHH when the crime of saying AHHHH after sipping tea came up.
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  200.  Tonya Richards  There is when we pronounce it.
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  201. That running clapping bit was John Oliver level funny. I'm def gonna do that from now on. The far-right are always driven by their hate, so they inevitably turn on each other. All the things that Zinke described is 100% all the things Republicans are doing. They always project onto others exactly what they are themselves doing.
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  202. Take a moment to understand how difficult it is for women put in that position, and how they are treated by powerful men when they do come forward. And stop hiding behind - 'speaking for a friend'.
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  203. The States are three distinct countries being held in a hostage situation, and it needs to separate ammicably before it blows up.
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  204. So glad Seth is carrying with his offhand surreal humour... love it.
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  205. nailed nailed nailed.
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  206.  @Rona44  Sigh, for the fucking hundred million thousandth time... criticising the Israeli government for their criminal behaviour is NOT antisemitism.
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  207.  @Rona44  Rather, it's not your place to assume and then accuse people of racism for criticism of a government's actions. We're tired of this endless free-pass being given to a criminal government.
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  208. The US doesn't have a democracy... it's a delusion.
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  209. Yes, they finally sorted that out. And yes, hopefully they will keep it up, literally.
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  210. Haha, funny troll.
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  211. Amber has the best wardrobe. jels.
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  212. Catagory 5 dumbicane!
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  213. So is Youtube now only getting a small selection of content?
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  214. Forty kinks.
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  215. Another dimension's void...
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  216. Unfortunately, the majority of the Dems are also corporate pollies...
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  217. Yeah, let's all celebrate a guy who couldn't even read a fucking map. We'll celebrate it too... by tearing down his statues.
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  218. Standing against the Establishment... Be they Republicans or moderate Dems [like Clinton and Biden], or church leaders, or the ruling elite in a capitalistic world, or the corporate media. But importantly, it also means standing up to the vicious guard dogs implemented to maintain their Established status... the police! [And now even the National Guard].
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  219. It would have those temple hair locks hanging down each side.
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  220. Knew that was Scollins...
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  221. I love that the camera operator kept her chest in shot whilst she asked why so many grown men are obsessed with her...
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  222. I love the graphics teams' impression...
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  223. Not everything needs to be automated...
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  224. Two finger smoking bad. Cloven hoof smoking good.
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  225. It's all a little boys club... Washington delayed and delayed taking action until the GOP have control of the House so once again absolutely nothing will be done about it.
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  226. Benny Hill was my mother's milkman when she was a kid (yeah, that was his job). The most stupid unfunny show Britain ever made.
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  227. Despositions coming...
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  228. Well, just in cards.
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  229. Oh, those Norwegian miners...
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  230. je je je... u-nitty...
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  231. Over 70 million people voted for Trump. And half of them think the virus is a lie... they will come out in huge numbers. Biden meanwhile will need to be responsible. So unless the vaccine has been put out by then, don't expect him to have a huge rally. Let's not get sucked into Trump infantile mentality.
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  232. Great questions...
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  233. Same everywhere to be honest. I don't thnk there even is one anymore in my city.
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  234. I'm takin the red pill...
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  235. Same thing.
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  236.  @mac_mcleod  Nope! They want to make the world a better place for EVERYONE. They're not here to compromise or 'triangulate' with corporatists who are only interested in lining their pockets, inc Biden and Pelosi etc. Their policies are proven to work; they would distribute wealth better, they would provide more security for working people.
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  237. Great what a bit of surgery can do, which Daddy paid for when you where a teen.
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  238. My god, I had no idea what he was trying to say.
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  239. Pelosi et al are too busy hob-nobbing with their media and corporate chums to fight.
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  240. Wait, Mitch is getting involved?
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  241. nope
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  242.  @taylorisprocrastinating  Would love to Seth's face as he tries to explain that...
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  243. He sure is purty.
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  244.  @itsonlystardust  Fight
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  245.  @likebot.  Are you implying I'm anti-semite for asking this?
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  246.  @ridikipicklepeckinpuff583  Yes, sorry, the UK word for it. Have no idea of it's origin, but most use it for taking the dog with them...
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  247. We got corporate fascism now.
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  248. Perhaps a gay rainbow... really piss off the GOP.
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  249. That was a good jackal spot on that hurricane mistake. I need a jackulator mug in my life.
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  250. omg, I hadn't noticed the byedon thing... hahaha
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  251. Well, He-Ain't-Sanity!
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  252. omg, Jr's shout, 'I'm so sorry' was so funny.
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  253. Just as well, he would have lost to Trump.
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  254. I had mouthful of water at the NY guy... lesson learnt, don't eat/drink whilst watching Seth.
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  255. On the audience issue, I get why they'd want some immediate feedback as performers, but we here watching on love the intimacy with us. If they must go back to having an audience, can it be a very small select group who laugh/chuckle naturally, and not at any prompting.
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  256. What a cool mama-jama....
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  257. This all just reflects on the inherit weakness of the corporate Dems.
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  258. Definate tweaker vibe.
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  259. Seriously, just give the Red states the divorce they want... good riddance. They'll be broke in a month. The Blues will have to fund the numbers of decent people who want to relocate to the Blues.
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  260. Nice highlight of the failures of neo-liberalism.
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  261. She literally got her degree in Nigeria. Why are these people not fully vetted, how did they get on the registrar in the first place?
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  262. With the Oscar joke Seth should have said 'There's a dude in there with his hand up Oscar's arse'.
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  263.  R Adkins  the spelling wuz on purpose.
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  264. Still find it hard to understand how anyone would vote for such morons, even if your're conservative. I mean, at some point in the process, these people were chosen as the Rep candidate, so I can only assume the other options were worse!
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  265. Ah, the ol' swicheroo! Pretending like we don't all know the parties swapped identities years ago.
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  266. 57% is a pathetic percentage. Folks is so dumb. btw, they have had to put in protection against sea level rise at his golf course in Ireland... so he knows full well what's happening.
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  267. Wish cars were locked up.
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  268. Gladys was actually my nana's name...
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  269. WRONG! It's Arebalitis!
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  270. Important stories to be told. I'm in the rare position to be a white dude who has had experiences like this, 1 because of my politics, and 2 because I lived for a time in a country where my race was the suspected 'other'. And just those instances has placed a deep seated distrust and dislike for anyone in military or police uniform. They are all only there to maintain an authoritarian society, and in times like this they feel free to act with impunity. But in truth, they are always like this, in every country in the world.
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  271. Terrible name tho.
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  272. Cool, my only two US news sources in the one room...
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  273. Ok, the Edgar was pretty good. Cabin Fever much?
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  274. He doesn't deliver the line right - trying to hard to turn it into a catch phrase. He needs get emotional with it, channel the 'Leave Britney Alone' guy.
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  275. I love a good gloryhole myself, had never thought to use it as a verb... You live and you learn.
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  276. Best sign off ever.
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  277. The ignaorant-ass audience didn't understand the Sanders speel was sarcasm.
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  278. No, Seth, it means you can't be gay married.
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  279. Why are you giving this neo-liberal chancer oxygen? The only reason he is there (he has zero experience in transport) is a payback for his sabotage of the Biden-Sanders fight at Obama's request.
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  280.  @edbarron  Nice living example of why you get politicians who are only interested in power for power's sake. And why you get systems enforced which keep the majority in poverty.
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  281. His Carson impression is def my fav now... Next level surreal goodness.
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  282. I'm gonna miss Seth's imitations of Tucker's stupid spiels...
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  283. Now you know how it felt for us in the UK during the fucking Brexit vote... and now my European citizenry has been stolen from me.
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  284. I want to know if the camera operator or director on set was a woman. If it was he was just reading what was in front of him left to right. Even if not, he probably said 'Not a man' in his head'. He even had to look at the camera when he said it. Good lord.
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  285. Everyone with both a brain and a heart should be 'Double-Haters'.
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  286. Perfect summing up of the situation...
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  287. Manchin and Sinema are NOT centrist Democrats, they are rightwing 'Dems'. The likes of Biden and Pelosi are the centrists.
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  288. Both is lit... but it diff ways.
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  289. 5:52 Look at the face of the guy in the blue tie behind Sondland... looks like he's going to be sick. I want a shirt that says - 'I heart quid Pro Quo'...
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  290. GOP gotta goop.
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  291. And he's bigly good at it..
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  292. 50% intro?
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  293. The look in Putin's eye is definitely saying, 'My god, this guy is such a moron, and is so easy to play.'
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  294. So glad Seth and the team are back...
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  295. fvck Starbucks
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  296. 'Awaken some sleeper cell' is about the most valid explanation for the majority of words that come out of Bightin's mouth. I was out that protest in Bristol, and the use of dogs and horses by the violent police riot was one of the most distressing things of a distressing night. So when we saw this it gave us great delight... that dog knew who the baddie was, even if the media doesn't.
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  297. So we're just not gonna mention that the salsa dancer was wearing camouflage pants...
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  298. The 'people cry, hug me' thing is really the weirdest funniest ting about Drumph.
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  299. That's not even a joke...
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  300. I'm not sure the folks up the back in the peanut gallery are gettin' it... What are you again if you think what is happening at the border is ok?
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  301. Just to clarify, anarchist are not against 'law and order'. They just don't need authoritarians to make them follow agreed laws. They are against the abuse of authority, not authority.
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  302. The McCarthy one was the closure....
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  303. Seth is gas-lighting us, Starship Trooper is not underrated! it's a terrible film, except for the CGI and the shower scene... cough.
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  304. The utter stupidity of calling Manchin a moderate, he's not even a democrat...
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  305. Sorry, he is just not that kind of 'mastermind', he is not playing chess, he is playing tiddly-winks... with people's lives.
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  306.  @chantalfinn6173  Yes!
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  307. I used to like Moore so much, but my opinion of him has plummetted after the Planet of the Humans debacle. At first I gave him the benefit of the doubt, that he had misunderstood, but then he doubled down on the BS even after it was pointed out. For me that's unforgivable.
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  308. The president is just bidin' his time...
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  309. 'It's just so liberal'... Oh no!
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  310. Is that worth a blowie?
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  311. A lot of people are waking up to the fact that the moderate DEMS in office are not doing their job.
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  312. As the Aussies would say; 'noice'.
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  313. They want to cheer but are often left utterly confused with what they are talking about as they all try desprately to imitate Trump.
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  314. What is going on with the notifications on this site?
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  315. a 'rec-luse'?
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  316. Who hurt you, Seth?
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  317. How about no more Obama. But the fact is, Biden is going to be embarrassingly bad... That's why Trump was pushing for it, his fan base love spectacle (circuses) - When are liberals going to learn that this is what they like, they don't care about actual governance.
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  318. Can't tell if I'm a straight man who just turned gay or a lesbian who just turned straight...
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  319. Do not cross the knitting community!
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  320. It's so fucking funny when Trump accidentally tells the truth of the systemic lies within politics, and the media stooges who are in on it..
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  321. Don't forget, Kushner failed the security pass check and had to be given special dispensation to enter the White House.
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  322. Exactly! Biden needs to be reminded constantly that he wasn't voted 'for', he was the fortuitous recipient of a vote 'against'...
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  323. Seth's Trump voice is on point. I wasn't watching when he started quoting him, and I had to look to see who was speaking...
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  324. Just to be clear, foisted is a real word. He just pronounces it wrong.
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  325. Ok, after watching that, I'm guessing there were some key writers missing from this one.
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  326. When the US was being settled there was not the certainty over spelling there is now, it was still being formalised. They way they say and spell things is often closer to how it was said and spelt 300 hundred years ago. It was often the English that changed things.
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  327. All you did was reveal that you haven't been watching much...
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  328. Why have these doctors not been taken off the registrar? Are the people who get there med degrees in Nigeria not properly vetted? [Yes, that's where she qualified.] However, I'm not sure Seth's writers understand how the free market works... Knives-Are-Us is not a thing not because it was banned, but because the idea itself wouldn't work. That's kinda the point of the free market. So the analogy collapses somewhat. And in fact makes the point, cancel-culture is a nonsense. Let them speak, [they just don't have the right for their ideas to be amplified - and yeah, we're looking at you Facebook]. And we need to always go after them, which includes mockery, which is what Seth and his team do so well, and why I love this show...
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  329. Meh. Again, LNSM is brilliant when covering the news. Not so much with the supposedly comedic sketches.
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  330. It was a lot more than a million
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  331. He has weirdly long arms...
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  332. Knew it... annoying sychophantic pained laughter... Though I appreciate Seth's efforts to manage the change... ever the professional.
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  333. As John Oliver painfully brought up, over 70m people actually voted for Trump.... America is still so very badly broken... and ain't out of the woods by a long shot. And with Biden offering zero solutions, America is gonna be right back at another populist authoritarian in 4 years time.
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  334.  @Silburific  There will need to be some moviing about.
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  335.  @coleride  Read it [if you're able] and weep... https://apnews.com/2f83c72de1bd440d92cdbc0d3b6bc08c
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  336. https://newrepublic.com/article/140948/bluexit-blue-states-exit-trump-red-america
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  337. Let's reply to every Trump/GOP comment with 'Baby'.
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  338.  @everythingsfine1395  I think a Commoning Party would work better in the modern world.
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  339. 'Tappered' surely?
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  340. Hate to piss on the parade, but the WHO just said we can't achieve herd immunity this year. And the Monash Uni infectious disease team said the low AstraZeneca efficacy means it can't ever achieve immunity on it's own.
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  341. Boom-Ting!
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  342. Seriously, Seth and his team are knocking it out of the park lately.
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  343. Ok, the mor-on joke was brilliant... And was the thing with Keith Richard saying 'cotton candy' purposefully done for Corrections? He of course, being a Brit, would say 'Fairy Floss'.
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  344. Guiliani is def getting arrested soon... then what will he do? Throw Trump under the bus?
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  345. Wish my workplace was this much fun... I might even get a job.
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  346. One of the things I really appreciate about this show is their recognition that the centrist (ie. corporate) Dems are completely different people than the Progressive/social democrats. They are so often conflated under the 'liberal' banner. The two groups couldn't be more different. Honestly, the centrists, like Pelosi and Biden, hate the progressives more than the Repubs. This is why a two party system is so bad.
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  347. As usual, these people are always projecting, just like with Trump getting money from Russia...
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  348. Weird that I'm getting so much of my news analysis from comedy shows these days ...
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  349. Coming second is a win, he is hoping Trump can't run.
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  350. I'm pretty sure Kelly is fully supportive of George's comments. After this is all over she's going to say she was working against Trump from the inside. I would not be surprised if she was the 'insider' who wrote that NYT piece. When she does, I hope the media don't fall for it, she's a lying cow [Spoiler alert... they will.]
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  351. No, he wanted a Wally-pop... that's a whole other matter.
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  352. It's just been made one.
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  353.  @Rona44  How about a jew telling another jew that it is not antisemitism.
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  354. Which Malania is that on the plane? So glad Bernie has some real power now, he can put the wind up Biden and force proper change. If he can't we really are screwed... The fate of the planet lies in his Vermont mittens.
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  355. Thank goodness Seth and Stephen are back, I've been stuck getting my US political news from shouty TYT and sleepy DemNow.
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  356. Impossible to understand why the Dems always bury the few big widely-popular things they do. The only people they are pissing off is their corporate donors, and those ghouls will see you no matter how much you bury it.
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  357. Why are the station's comedy news-shows able to directly tell the truth, yet their actual news-readers prevaricate on the obvious truths?
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  358. copyright needs to end at death...
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  359. The joke writers on this show are lame [which now seems to be an inside joke], but the news- review writers are so on point.
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  360. Prob not so much sun in New Zealand (Land of the Long White Cloud)... it's winter there now.
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  361. That's not fair! There's no way his arms could fit behind that gut to tie his own apron. (How hot was that garbage collector guy!)
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  362. Pelosi is the absolute worst leader they could have possibly chosen... all buddy buddy with the Repubs... they must be laughing so hard at the Dems constant failure to be an adequate opposition.
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  363.  @remcob8892  Have a look at the state of Germany prior to Hitler being ELECTED into power.
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  364. Very cheeky to include the Crimea in your Ukraine map...
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  365. That's the joke...
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  366. They seem to spread the love too...
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  367. No, the best timeline is no president at all, just communities across the land living in self governance...
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  368. She's amazing.
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  369. Thank you! Fuckin hate it when people who should know better talk like this.. is your memory really that short. Also tired of people, inc senior Dems and media pundits, who praise Trump when he manages to put on his 'serious face' for like 5 minutes. Melania too.. she's not some 'poor victim'.
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  370.  @thebringer6216  She actually said that no-one had been bullied as much as her!
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  371. Why are these always so fucking funny...
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  372. HIs grey hairs on the side are shorter...
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  373.  @zeybarur  Govn controlling means of production and the market forces is what is defined as socialism now. 'People' owning the menas of production is now called either Collectivism, Coopertivism or a Commoning economy.
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  374. The jokes were lame, but Seth was cute.
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  375. 'doof' is what Aussies call dance music.
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  376. As a reg protester in the UK, I know all about kettling...
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  377. The main reason for getting a broad number of people vaccinated is so it doesn't mutate and we have to go through the whole process again... Which of course it now will because the rich countries are refusing to release the patent permissions to poorer countries.
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  378. He'll do it again when she divorces Trump...
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  379. Make a deal with the devil...
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  380. God, Boobberg is so fucking desperate.
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  381. DeSantos surely has a whole lot of bullet-proof gear on underneath. I mean, he is in Florida.
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  382. Wait, he's got muscles now!
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  383. You can do 6 the sign language way - which is a bent thumb held upright.
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  384. The real story here is just how truly broken US politics is... why on earth do people think they have any kind of democracy?
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  385. Maybe Hopty Juneteenth. [Sorry, white person's response, not helpful I know.]
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  386. Jewish French...
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  387. Should have been a 'covefe' on that transcript...
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  388. I was so into Roland back in the day... hottest man...
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  389.  @manofsan  Seriously, you need to be cued when to laugh? That's so sad.
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  390.  @manofsan  Why the hell do you watch then? This just gets sadder.
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  391. Mel! Mel! - Whatcha doin, Mel?... Mel?!... Mel!
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  392. Def signs of lock-in fever in Seth... though his Kushner voice is on point.
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  393. After Ray Winston's wife saw his CGI body in Beowulf she said it gave her something to think about at night... oh er.
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  394. These two are so funny together...
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  395. This time it was the closing scene which rocked...
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  396. Laughed a little too kindly at Seth's lame volcano joke...
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  397. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2aZUav-54
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  398. Small point; the poisioning was in Salisbury, not London.
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  399. Search Daniel Ricciardo shoei... This is just hands down the best thing on tv... not that I've watched tv in many years.
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  400. Those ghouls just don't fucking care about the lives of people.
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  401. Poor audio again...
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  402. GOP leaders finally realising just how racist their voters are.
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  403. I did exactly the same thing with - He's reading what's in front of him.
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  404. 'Unjustice'? ... Me fail English, that's unpossible...
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  405. I paused the clip after that comment and let its inherit awesomeness roll around on my tongue for a time.
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  406. Damn, I love this show. One of the only progressive shows on mainstream media that also gets how lame the liberals are.
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  407. For the second week in a row, one of these did not come up in my notifications. Wtf is going on with fucking Youtube?
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  408. Nice top.
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  409. Do not agree with her corporate Dem positioning, but gotta admire her work... I hope she wins.
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  410. Exactly... this is why Centrists like Pelosi, Schumer, Feinstein, Biden etc constantly fail... they just don't understand. They desperately need to be replaced. And not by the likes of Major Pete.
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  411. The staged jokes on LNSM aren't usually funny... but these were.
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  412. There's something comforting about the persistent, delusional bs these corporate Dems peddle... If only more people saw through it all...
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  413. Thank you for highlighting the bs of media like CBS.
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  414. Hit outta the park. Again.
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  415. Something tells me that 'maybe 15, maybe 20' is going to be precedent...
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  416. And how many abortions has Drump paid for...
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  417. Thankfully enough people pointed that out to him so he has changed his tune. We will need to do that with him all through his presidency... his default nature is to be corporate friendly.
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  418. Well done Barbados.
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  419. I will occaisionally drop in on one of the gay bars in my town, and they are just awful. Why would I go there, when I can go anywhere now. Just based on that fabric alone, I probably wouldn't go into that bar by choice.
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  420.  @dylanadams1455  Really don't know what game you're playing at or if you think you're being funny. But you have got this completely arse-end. Perhaps do more research next time you play pretends...
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  421. It'll be interesting to see if NY voters do the right thing at the next election...
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  422. Where you been?
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  423.  @amonrodriguez3518  Yes... I parroting you.
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  424. That's what made it funny.
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  425. INFAMY! INFAMY! They've all got it IN FOR ME!
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  426. Sorry, it was only ever intended for the rich.
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  427. Sublime.
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  428. Can not believe that Douchebag line... But seriously, Biden didn't win this, Trump absolutely lost...
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  429.  @dbhlng  Again, you're leaving out the unspoken qualifier. It's very common with oft spoken words.
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  430.  @dbhlng  Yes, but as I said, I reckon he did it on purpose, if you listen he makes it sound really awkward, just so he can have fun with it on Corrections.
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  431. Faroe is mountainous.... But very cool that Geography Now just did Tuvavlu
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  432. He gets his oxygen from people? He don't know how this works...
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  433. So Caligula only reigned for 3 years and 10 months, let's make sure this pathetic imitation doesn't make it even that long [presently on 3 years, 4 mths].
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  434. The thing that will make this whole year ok will be seeing Trumpo have a heart attack on stage. Joy.
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  435. The image of Rudi in the line-up should have had him in his golfing shorts... Don''t forget how Trump handles a down-ramp.
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  436. bruler!
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  437. Ok, I had to rewatch the iguana narrative again... next level funny. And also true; I hate the nature programs from the States, they always anthropomorphise the animals way too much.
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  438. Seriously, this is one of the fucking funniest things ever... Even better when you're high af...
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  439. Thx Seth for pointing out the astonishing stupidity of the press giving trump praise for 'using the right tone'... jeezus, they are bad.
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  440. Look at the body language between Kushner and Trump at 6.20. Kushner has actually become the alpha over Trump, the power dynamic between them has swapped over.
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  441. And yet, they still get all their money from the State...
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  442. Seth's cigarette-smoking-cockroach sounds like the matrony supervisor slug on Monster's Inc.
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  443. Oh, so man-face is ok now? Fine.
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  444. Those European curves... are they elephants being eaten by a boa constrictor? Def not hats... [re: Le Petit Prince]
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  445. RP English accent on point...
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  446. The boob/skydiving joke could have been - The parachute failed to open... but it's ok, she used her boobs. Which would have made more sense from a physics perspective...
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  447. omg, Amber!
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  448. The reason people were saying it was a squiggley red line was because that's what it was on the graphic. The graphics team has let Seth down again. Time for another meeting... and impression.
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  449. damn. Hope the Biden admin are listening... won't hold my breath tho.
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  450. Jeez, LNwSM is getting better and better... didn't think it was possible. Loving the surreal humour along with the deep-dives. I actually had to listen to this twice.
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  451. Ah, I so nearly guessed the last name. I thought it was going to be 'Mesopotamia'.
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  452. Authoritarian - Anti-Authoritarian is the true political divide. So if Trump likes Hitler's economic policy does that mean he's going to use the State to coordinate and control industry?
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  453. one sick little puppy.
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  454. Nothing worse than a 'compasionate' conservative liberal...
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  455. How did the sound person fail every single time!?
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  456. omg, 'A great super genius'... That's so funny.
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  457. Clean The Wall! Clean the Wall! Block it up! Block it up!
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  458. I saw Tyler straight away... but my thought was, 'Wait, Steve's also running? Wow, would tot vote for that.'
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  459. Took me a while to get the Pawnography line...
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  460. He honestly looks like Peter Griffin standing there.
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  461. Oh, that one has to appear on Friday...
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  462. Sad!
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  463. David was also director of BBC-2...
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  464. I'm worried that if I don't comment the whole Youtube algorithm will cause the show to collapse...
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  465. Ah, something for the next corrections: the Irish don't need a visa, both countries are inside the EU.
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  466. Renewable energy is actually already the cheapest source of energy...
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  467. That reporteer with Beto was fromChannel 4 [UK], who did a 17 minute coverage of the issue and didn't once mention the lawmakers owned by the NRA.
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  468. Seth is pulling his punches less and less... I wish the estab Dems would do the same.
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  469. The look she gave at the end was a pretty good Chris Rock impersonation...
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  470. Omg! You mean the Dems are actually getting off their asses to do something. Shocking!
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  471. It's hard to feel any sympathy for them when they voted for him... Hopefully they'll make a more informed decision next time, and perhaps learn a lesson to pay closer attention next time. [Shan't be holding my breathe tho.] Stop believing the GOP lies, they NEVER balance the books, they always blow out the budget, it is the DEMs who came after who have to fix it again. But the media executives love the tax breaks, so they perpetuate the lies.
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  472. One of the greatest moments in Youtubey history IMHO...
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  473. Best skit ever... had to play that back. Damn.
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  474. Best at home reports of all..
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  475. Who was the guy on set at the end?
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  476. There was a bowl of petulas beside the whale.
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  477. Wait a minute... I'm beginning to think that that wasn't really Melania...
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  478. Properly researched. And I pretty much cried all through 1917.
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  479. What does a lesbian bring to the second date? A U-Haul van.
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  480. It's always projection with the far-right, everything they say is just them and their own thoughts.
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  481. Foxspaining over the news...
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  482. It was the same for Australian Aborigines. Children stolen for centuries (in a collaboration between the state and church) and placed in internment camps or dumped as child slaves in white homes.
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  483. The US just keeps showing the world what a truly broken country it is...
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  484. I was laughing the minute I flew over the cuckoo nest.
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  485. Seriously, you don't understand it's a joke?
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  486. 13:10 The man at the bottom of the image has been turned into a ghost by the microphone.. The post-Tucker rant with surreal and brilliant.
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  487. Now I think he just does this for his crew to enjoy, and we're all just voyeurs.... Which I'm totally here for.
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  488. Shout out to Aussie lit.
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  489. Again, those two are not 'centrists', they're rightwing corporate hacks, wolves in sheep clothing. The likes of Pelosi and Biden are the Centrists.
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  490. That all seemed a little self indulgent.
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  491. It has walls!
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  492. Awesome list.
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  493. omg, the set up for that Of Mice and Men joke was next level...
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  494.  @christinebenson518  Repub voters in his district would not be cool with Graham being gay. Plus, the man himself has huge internalised homophobia.
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  495.  @daviddaugherty6564  That's easy, the corporate Dems, like Biden and Pelosi, love him because they are able hoover up huge donations from Trump's existence and threat. They became considerably wealthier during his presidency, that's why they went with Joe, they knew he was a long shot, but in their eyes it's a win either way.
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  496. People do not go to a trump rally for policy, they go for laughs. But his delivery is getting worse, his material is old now, and hasn't been updated.
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  497. @rapheALtoid Sorry, but that is total bs. In no democratic country in the world would they allow a private company to have access and to manage such a hugely sensitive thing like an election. It is an absolute nonsense, you only think it's acceptable because you are boiling so deeply in waters of corruption.
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  498. I feel like I'm losing the ability to keep track of what's happening over in the States.
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  499. Covefe!
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  500. over-staged
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  501. I didn't reference any particular joke, I was talking about the delivery.
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  502. Guys, you seriously need to publish that book.
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  503. I worry about how his arms might get tired...
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  504. ffs, NBC, put the fucking volume up.
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  505. The events that play out just seem to be there to continually highlight how broken the US is.
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  506. I don't want gravitas, but I do rely entirely on shows like this for my news, it's the only way I can digest the shitfuckery...
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  507. You gotta admire their tenacity... the strength of the fool is their certainty, the weakness of the wise is their understanding that there is no certainty.
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  508. I had the hots for him majorly...
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  509. Enjoy your summer day!
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  510. Woah, I clicked the 1000th like... Ok, this is maybe why the Dems didn't push harder for his prosecution whilst President as it would have disqualified him from holding office. Now if he stands again, Mitt is right he'll easily win the nom. But I'm guessing the Dems think he wouldn't have a chance of winning against Harris. We'll see. Sounds like playing with fire to me.
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  511. Er, Seth's point was that finishing with that means the statement is not true?
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  512. Gotta love that the crooks have audio and video evidence... they are all grifters, the lot of them, and they all knew they needed insurance.
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  513. I did not know it was a 'quantity' factor... had always assumed it was a 'proportional size' matter.
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  514.  @willritter4076  Everyone has a bias... you just don't see Colbert's because it matches your own; and you are clearly incapable of looking outside of it... perhaps a bit of bias training in media studies would help before you comment in future.
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  515.  @pamstuffonfilm  'Liberals are the laughing stock outside the US'... You know the rest of the developed world has universal healthcare, right? You know that the rest of the developed world provide sick leave, so people don't need to come in to work when they're contagious, right? Outside the US [and I know this because I am one of them], look on in horror at the endless failure of the US to get even the most basic decent programs in place.
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  516. Knew it was Karen's.
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  517. It's coming, was already in the pipeline before the lockdown started.
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  518. Judging by the way he half swallows the word Thanksgiving, I reckon he made a mistake, and tried to cover it by talking about xmas.
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  519. 'Da Feds!'
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  520. 'An emblem and an enabler of broken government.'
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  521. POTUShuntas!
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  522. Ok, no, the Irish do not need a visa even to work there... all within the EU.
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  523. The likes of Biden, Pelosi et al are also Corporate Dems, just better at hiding it.
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  524. I bloody love the Lindsey voice.
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  525. Grrrl, that outfit says 'what'! Love it.
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  526. I spent way too long trying to figure what it meant.
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  527. Aaaaaargh, cuteness overload.... blluuuurrrrrrgh.
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  528.  Hannah Dyson  Yeah, I know their history well. The founders would be horrified.
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  529.    You mean blue instead of orange...
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  530.  @gavinbuck8130  Absolutely nothing. It's a mess, and the BBC is even worse. Hence why we got Brexit...
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  531. A Closer Look is fast becoming an essential part of the news... this one was another level again.
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  532.  @mikehamby2662  She is American... deal with it.
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  533.  @mikehamby2662  You should learn what being American really means...
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  534.  @mikehamby2662  triggered much...
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  535.  @mikehamby2662  Sadly, not an option. Because if you think what she is proposing is communism then you need to dust of your economics books again.
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  536. Or a porn film.
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  537. I thing Francesca Fiortinni nailed it... she reckons he is wearing heels. Hence the weird leaning-forward stance as well, which he also thinks it hides his enormous gut.
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  538. Seth not pulling any punches...
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  539. these things are next level...
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  540. Excellent analysis, guys. The real question is why people like Carvel and Matthews are still being wheeled out...
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  541. You are show?
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  542. bad hair, bad teeth... must be England. But now that they've shot themselves in the foot with Brexit, they are desperate for a deal with the US. So they'll suck anyone's toes.
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  543.  @dajo8723  Hmm, awkward... since dental is only partially covered by 'universal healthcare'. It's great if your rich and can afford the private services, but the reality on the ground is if you're poor the service you get is terrible.
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  544. Guys, why always the sound issues?
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  545. You have a wrong definition of anarchy. That's how it is labelled, but that's not what it actually means. It just means no government, ie. life organised at the individual and municipal level where people follow the community agreed rules without the need for police etc.
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  546. I love a good gloryhole myself, had never thought to use it as a verb... You live and you learn.
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  547. 5:10 is the bit you're looking to watch again...
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  548. Two things nailed: Mitch's laugh... and Trump's arse on a bike.
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  549. Correction: Biden HAD a hot face.
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  550. If something is allowed to be spoken on the floor of the House, surely there is no problem repeating that on a late night show wityhout the need to bleep it...
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  551. Sound?
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  552. Adams would love to be a fascist dictator.
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  553. So true.
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  554. O, thank god they're back...
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  555. At some point we have to acknowledge that trump is just a manifestation of a species that is fast spiralling out of control. We're fucked.
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  556. He's right, it was a lot of effort.
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  557. Basically, China is trolling the US, it must be so funny for them to see the country freak out over nothing.
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  558.  @tyinva1212  Did you even watch the report...
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  559. @Philip K It's their time... The whole planet has a population problem.
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  560.  @tyinva1212  Ah, US exceptionalism at its finest... you are of course, not part of the world. My mistake.
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  561. @Philip K That's their business. Why does anyone troll, mostly for the laughs I think.
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  562. The Trumptards are utterly shameless... Imagine if a leftie had attacked a war veteren like this, all hell would break loose. They are such hypocrites.
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  563. I'm not sure I'm not loving Home Late Night more than I did Studio Late Night...
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  564. I'm the weird uncle.
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  565. I mean, just imagine if ANY other person running for President called dead soldiers suckers and losers... unbelievable.
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  566. The key thing Trump said was that he spoke to the crowd...
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  567. Reminded me of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBOEInQJHww
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  568. Trump is going to win, but will die or be killed in office, then Vance is going to be preseident. And honestly, the US deserves nothing less.
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  569. The whole Greta-Tate thing made 2022 worthwhile. I was enjoying it in real time on the Twitt.
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  570. What am I gonna do with myself for 2 weeks? An Aardman rooster can wink.
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  571. It's the utter lack of shame that amazes me.
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  572. There's no loo on a spaceship?
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  573. There is a frankly sexist joke in that list... 'sleep with my wife'?
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  574. Genius. Just so enjoyable. On the Dems bi-part bs... the corporate Dems (Biden Pelosi Manchin Sinema etc) are fully aware that it will achieve nothing, but they do it so that nothing changes. That's why their donors paid for them to be there in the first place.
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  575. Why can't you guys get the sound right. To hear Seth I have to turn the sound up to 100%, but then the theme song comes on at the end and blows out my speakers.
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  576. Poo.
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  577. Really not pulling punches any more. F you, Trump.
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  578.  @morningsky8045  Good luck getting the present batch in charge at the Dems to take any effective action. They just voted with the GOP to keep the military budget at present levels.
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  579. Hitler also turned on his people when he started losing...
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  580. They were too professional... should be more pimary school.
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  581. And non US citz.
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  582. The media [and yes, including the late-nights] is turning Taylor-Greene into a hero. I realise her stupidity is funny, but you need to understand her base has a persecution mentality, so every time she is attacked her star rises in their eyes.
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  583. Loved the Covid calling...
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  584. This is such a fucking funny segment...
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  585. Hey Lil' d, ya bernt.
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  586. Read Manufacturing Consent for a good look at the fact that media manipulates public debate.
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  587. You can see how and why satire, and the arts in general, always flourish in oppressive and dictatorial times.
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  588. Our modern democracies only appeal to people who will do anything to gain power and retain authority.
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  589. Would def watch a film called Vegan Zombies...
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  590. And yet here you are...
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  591. And that has what to do with this exactly?
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  592. The irony is that the military is a socialist funded program. But Biden is not ever the 'left', he's a centrist.
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  593. The Dems have set this up at this time because they know it will help his campaign - they want to face him in the election rather than DeSantos. They know they can beat Trump easier.
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  594. Guys, guys, guys... watch till the end.
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