Comments by "LesserMoffHootkins" (@LesserMoffHootkins) on "Ryan Long" channel.

  1. She is 75% of Democrats.
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  2. “You are dead gorgeous, no necro”
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  3. It’s confession by projection.
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  4. I thought he was imitating a dead hand.
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  5. She disrespected all Americans with that, including Canadians.
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  6.  @whisperienced  Canada is in America.
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  7. He is NOT suicidal!
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  8. He needs to start The Grampscast.
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  9.  @TheGuyWhoIsSitting  It was more common when the birthrate wasn’t far below replacement level.
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  10.  @BlueNorth313  “Geenieusse” is French for “female genious”. It may be how Ryan identifies, being Canadian
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  11. 0:10 “...while I’m in the gym getting ripped” 😂
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  12. You probably had it coming
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  13. I refuse to say “Kyiv”. It will always always Kiev to me, not because I’m pro-Russian, or anti-Ukrainian, but because I hate smug journos and Derp Staters who think saying Kyiv makes them smart.
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  14. Sus
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  15.  @texasskygirl7890  He doesn’t script everything. I’m not sure if the shoe comment was planned or not.
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  16. She misunderstood Ryan, and you misunderstood her.
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  17.  @whisperienced  I didn’t say they CALL themselves American, but they are American.
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  18. I dig what you’re saying.
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  19.  @DanusBear  She probably has more stalkers than Lars Ulrich
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  20. Why are so people many afraid to take a challenge?
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  21.  @MK_ULTRA420  Two Ukrainian cities: Kiev and Kyiv.
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  22.  @codycrawford7842 I’ve never heard Pool say anything funny. He seems so earnest
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  23.  @Travybear1989  It’s a charming Canadian custom.
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  24. I’m surprised he puts up with her
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  25. The Irish Exit is best
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  26.  @RogueCheddar  Urgent! Unguent!
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  27. Even?
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  28. Or is she Brad’s gf?
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  29.  @WinkLinkletter  Long lost friends are long lost for a reason. Let it go.
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  30. I love it!
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  31. They know what they’re told
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  32. Cuz they probably do
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  33.  @skatergrl13  80K fans are no problem. It’s the dozen or so stalkers who are the problem, the kind Ryan portrayed so well, except he’s more upfront; the kind lurking unnoticed are probably the most dangerous
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  34. Good catch! Wouldn’t wanna be on the wrong side of that!
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  35.  @RyanLongcomedy  He almost gave up his bank account number. You were SO CLOSE to getting those digits!
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  36. Just Ryan
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  37. Tl;dr, but I agree, and upvoted
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  38. I’m surprised they wanted to commit such a faux pas in a foreign land.
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  39. 1:22 Canadian talking aboot US atrocities
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  40.  @superlightningohno  I’ve never called a Mexican an American, but I could if I wanted to, and nobody on earth could prevent it, or do a damn thing about it! I dare you to try!
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  41. Why bother?
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  42. Old feller on the bench really earned that poignant piano music.
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  43. Even he wasn’t famous, he wouldn’t be dating under-25’s.
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  44. 🤣 it’s funny because it’s cruel 🤣
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  45. The Canadian comedian getting based! Like Viva Frei.
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  46. Hodl the line
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  47. Ryan gives it away with “oot” and “aboot”, but I doubt those Southerners caught on
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  48.  @mikej5541  Everyone bombs
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  49. I like Musk, but yeah
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  50. The Old Ebbitt Grill — You will never find a more wretched hive of scum an villainy.
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