Comments by "Brian Quigley" (@brianquigley1940) on "The father, son and holy spacecraft: Russian orthodox priest blesses Soyuz rocket | AFP" video.

  1. So the Roman Catholic Pope and the Russian orthodox Pope were sitting in the control module drinking sacrificial wine and breaking bread and saying mass while orbiting the moon and then... There's a knock on the capsule door. So the popes looked outside and see Jesus and some holy seraphim all smiles and beaconing to let them into the control module. The popes looked at each other and wondered whether they should open the door.
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  2. @belugabeluga8944  Sure they do... his name is Putin.
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  3. @prodigalsonofsuns  Jesus and St Paul were playing a round of golf. Jesus slices. St Paul chuckles as he hits his ball onto the green. Jesus lines up his shot and slices again, but this time, the ball bounces off a tree rolls onto the fairway where a rabbit chomps down on it and takes off. An eagle swoops down and grabs the rabbit, who drops the ball right into the hole on the green. St Paul turns to Jesus and say: Come on, Jesus, stop f$%king around and play fair!
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  4.  @prodigalsonofsuns  But the rest of my story is okay?
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