Comments by "Jason Dashney" (@jasondashney) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. If you pause on that ticket, she got that ticket because she's doing it on private property without permission.
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  2.  @claudiadc706  Doesn't matter, that's insane. In Vancouver you wouldn't even get close to up the steps before the train was long gone. You might be able to get to a stop if it was literally one block away. Even then it would be a struggle.
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  3. He didn't. It's a fake clip. One, the puzzle completely disappears before it hits the wall and it explodes. Real puzzles don't "shatter" like that. Tons of pieces stick together if you do it IRL. Also, pieces would not fly UP after hitting the wall, nor would it make that noise. It's totally fake.
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  4.  @Jack0fAllTrades  And yet he is a billionaire who didn't start out one, a tv star, and he was also elected POTUS. If he's low IQ, what does that say about you?
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  5.  @khukri_wielderxxx1962  no kidding. Be careful what you wish for.
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  6. Except this video. The crab is NOT eating it's babies.
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  7. I went for a couple years, unable to swallow, certain types of wheat. That meant I couldn't eat my beloved pizzas, and it absolutely killed me deep inside.
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  8. The fact these giant companies think they play the moral police means they are publishers which means they should face consequences. I wish so badly this platform had real competition because the people on top are absolute scum bags of the highest order. Now they're not even going after "wrongthink", they are going after people doing stunts? I want off this planet if douche bags like this have this much say.
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  9.  @DrawinskyMoon  "Hearing swear words is fine, humans have the ability to filter out words in one ear and out the other, but actually speaking out said words always makes me cringe. Saying swear words doesn't make me any happier than not swearing." What a great attitude to have. Live and let live. Let them be them and you be you.
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  10. It's called percussive maintenance.
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  11.  @Zotemann  someone in the comments called you a conspiracy theorist because you pointed out and obviously fake video is obviously fake. Good Lord.
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  12.  @theldraspneumonoultramicro405  You would be the person already sitting on the bench.
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  13. What are the odds that the asteroid hit Mexico that killed the dinosaurs which led to humans which led to you being able to make that comment? That's astronomical squared.
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  14. What a great example of how your outlook determines so much of your perception of life.
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  15. You would not. I had to give up both for a couple years and it was horrible. Not having my pizza was the worst. I promise you, if you have troubles even swallowing food to begin with, and that's only the beginning of it, you would not still eat them. Trust me. @MamadNobari 
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  16.  @kuroha3788 uh oh, that means there was a race of giants in the background. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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  17. Horror. OMG horror. Trypophobia is so strange, and so, so real haha.
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  18. I come from a construction family in Canada and I've never heard of group stretching before work.
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  19.  @woodyofp8574  Interesting. Makes a lot of sense if you're doing assembly line work where you'll be repeating the same movements over and over. It's in the company's best interest to help you avoid injuries.
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  20. It's gorgeous!
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  21. Needs to be super cold. I've photographed them around -20c. It also helps to make a special soap that contains glycerin etc.
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  22. It's hard to do, but yeah. Ignore them. I'm trying to convince myself while i'm at it. @Zotemann 
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  23. This is my all time favourite DDOI. Every clip a banger.
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  24. It's the first and last time anyone would use the word wholesome while talking about Gritty. gem2923 
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  25.  @matteste ​ ""Keeps reminding me of just how stupid and cruel the laws in the US are."" The law makes perfect sense. The ticket was for doing it without permission on private property. If you pause the video, you can see it written on the ticket. You can't go have unauthorized events on private property. That's reasonable.
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  26. I couldn't agree more. I work in the worst part of Vancouver and I know how the system works. It's ridiculous. It is not compassionate to them at all. It enables them. It's heartbreaking.  @christopherlussier4383 
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  27. So buddy in the first clip isn't going to immediately stop and get his goddamn roof?
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  28. The fact that absolutely nobody made a Nirvana reference to the baby swim classes makes me feel very old.
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  29. 2:12 The "ambulance" is making no noise, and the cars are parted all the way up the road, and many cars have people outside just chillin. I think you got your story wrong, sir.
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  30. I always cheer for the shark.
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  31.  @theqwerton830  It's "fake" though. He's slightly deepened his voice, and then moved way closer to the microphone. It's a really easy way to get a deeper sounding voice. A lot of the old radio DJs used that trick.
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  32.  @ngndnd  If you watch on a computer you can pause, then use the , and . buttons to move frame by frame. Perhaps that will help. Cheers.
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  33. I hope you are doing it for a fact, because you definitely don't have to make a disclaimer for the girl falling on her face because there are tons of fail videos on YouTube that don't need them.
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  34. One, that video was very clearly staged, and two, even if it was real pain in her eyes, it's not actually dangerous at all. You just flush your eyes with water. It's not a big deal. Source: I am a painter.
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  35. 1:15 I assure you this would increase the likelihood on an incident with me, especially if I'm irritated and feel I'm being unjustly pulled over. Get your lazy ass out here and deal with me face to face, dammit.
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  36. or airport security
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  37. No, you get the other person to act on those thoughts. That way you get a front row seat, plus plausible deniability.
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  38. Finally, someone who knows how they actually are supposed to be used. You should be completely relaxing your core in every way, and you can only do that if you just slightly tilt it.
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  39. "There is no privacy in public, in America." There are lots of things I could legally do to you that would make you furious and think I'm a jerk. Doesn't make them right. @oosmanbeekawoo 
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  40. In Canada the purpose of the napkin is so the sever's hand doesn't touch the cone. Not the same in Turkey I see.
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  41. LMAO/*hug *
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  42. Yeah, basically child abuse. I bet she beats the kid and makes her drink from puddles. Worst mother in the history of the world by far.
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  43.  @AlexW-  Shaun skateboards for a living. Zero chance he's going to be putting pads on.
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  44. Those people were upset about fake chicken heads getting cut off? I really hope they were vegetarian.
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  45. Yeah he took it like a champ.
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  46. "But the model should have the safety features to prevent the person from getting stuck upside down" It does. She just didn't know how to use it. She also could free herself incredibly easily if he grabbed the vertical part and pulled. It takes very little effort. @Irish381 
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  47. It requires literally no core strength to get yourself right. Just a tiny bit of arm strength that everybody posesses.  @WakeUpSmellTheCoffee 
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  48. So is the device you are watching this video on.
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  49. 12:00 GTFO. His hand was lower down in the bowl and the paper towel was up higher. Tell me you've never used an automatic faucet without telling me you've never used an automatic faucet.
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  50. Watching that while laying down, eating a bag of chips like the pathetic slob that I am stung a little bit. NGL.
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  51. Why would someone wanna pick up an AirPod? It's not like it looks like a whole case with the charger and two of them so what's the point?
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  52. Yup. The parents were idiots though. The seal was chillin there in the longer version of the video. They knew it was right there yet they let their little girl sit right on the edge with her back turned. Thankfully the seal is Canadian so it meant no harm.
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  53. My thoughts exactly!
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  54. You are taking these disclaimers too far. Telling your subscribers not to drink water with chopsticks? Is YouTube seriously worried about that? Google sucks so badly. They've lost their way, just like society. It's exquisitely pathetic that we have to warn people not to lick a small amount of moisture off a chopstick.
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  55.  @k9_1008  the look of pure joy on that mom's face is incredible. I find it wholesome. I bet she's a super fun mom.
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  56. *hug
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  57. WIth the state of higher education these days, I think the video is wrong. Those are sheep who just graduated.
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  58.  @Rob526  Which I also don't get. I've never understood why the legal system allows for companies to be sued when people use their products for something other than the intended purpose.
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  59. A person who makes his very good living off of outrage was petulantly trying to start a fight? I'm shocked.  @RADIUMGLASS 
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  60. It started out really uncomfortable because the title video is very clearly staged.
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