Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The B1M" channel.

  1. Micro transportation like those little Escooters (like Bird) that are driving some cities nuts right now are going to be even more important once people arrive at their destination city, since you won't be bringing your car with you to get around, and car rental at any destination is positively retarded as a travel cost. But what are they going to do when a train cart loses pressure, mobility, or a fire happens? It's not like they can try an emergency landing or reroute. You're still stuck inside a depressurized tube with some gruesome potential for implosion or explosive decompression, never mind being only 20 feet off the ground. A simple drop-down O2 mask isn't going to cut it there, and let's hope your bodily fluids don't start to boil if it's under 0.06 atmospheres of pressure in there.
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  2. And here's me: too lazy to clean and organize my garage. It looks like Sanford & Sons was bombed in a terrorist attack
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  3. I guess my real question is: What are the derailments going to look like? Are they fast enough that Godzilla can't grab them quick enough?
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  4.  @garryferrington811  Oh, right. It is a bullet train, after all. I suppose I should have said 'train full of souls fired off into the countryside by a giant F-all rail gun'
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  5. If anyone ever says your home town has become 'one of the most livable cities', what that really means is that your City Hall just sold you out to developers and stealthy HOAs, and you're about to be priced out of your home and into possible homelessness. No, they ain't progressives trying to 'house everyone'. No Real Estate vulture was EVER a progressive.
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  6.  @georgobergfell  You're on a road trip. You make an ill-advised stop at Taco Bell because it's the only thing open. But only the drive thru. Your colon 2 minutes later: PREPARE THE CATAPULT!
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