Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Matsimus" channel.

  1. When your Birmingham Shopping Trolley achieves Bankai and sprouts Chobham armor
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  2. Carries 2x the firepower of an M1114 Hummer guntruck while being able to cross 2x more difficult terrain and get dumped out of a perfectly good airplane without breaking every single piece of the suspension on touchdown
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  3. I like to tell my children "You used to live in my magazine"
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  4. Man, they have GOT to find some new, not-so-cartoonishly cheesy canon to mooch brand names from. The Greek, Norse, and so-on pantheons have been milked dry. Try the Monstrous Manual or something. But to be fair, I'm surprised the Chinese aren't naming all their stuff after Lu Bu and Emperor Qin
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  5. Americans designed the Bird Bath method as just another way to torture privates
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