Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "vlogbrothers" channel.

  1. That kind of loft apartment in Soho will cost you $8k a month. Edit: Correction, $21k a month. Just checked the market.
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  2. Clearly, the quietly crested coif has complicated his combobulation of our economic conundrums.
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  3. I would remind everyone that New Jersey was where a certain 1938 Alien Invasion hoax was taking place, too. It's like War of the Worlds, brought to you by Kirkland Brand.
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  4. The greatest trick that Bigfoot ever pulled was convincing us he wasn't Hank all along.
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  5. I was raised Catholic. By doctrine, I have to view all my actions in a guilty light. Therefore I overcompensate on the altruism in self destructive ways. Thanks, Original Sin. You're the best.
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  6. It's not about the money, it's about sending a message. And that message is: Brawndo's got Electrolytes
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  7. If you want to stop this, and end division, we need to neuter the parties.Independents who think for themselves rather than obey party orders are still the largest voting block. Lead yourselves, dammit. It's democracy. But partisanship grew because of increased membership in 2 warring sides. This. Must. Be. Halted. Endorse indies. Cut your ties to parties. In the end, they are just Gangs who only offer ultimatums and end runs around democracy.
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  8. Dear US Government: If you hadn't forged the FAA into such a magnificently effective mechanism to prevent us from ever having flying cars, then the sky would be full of them and the public would studiously ignore all things flying as some everyday banality, rather every Joe Bumpkin using it for attention seeking purposes. Just sayin'. You have a chance to flip the script, here.
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  9.  @violetquinnlaw  <--- Username checks out. Is Poe's Lawyer
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  10. But this fails to answer my concerns about the Government's experiments using Bigfoot technology. Therefore I reject this premise and shall return to my cave to nap the flint of my spear before the ritual Mammoth hunt and my tribe's witch doctor tells me what that last shooting star portents.
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  11. So they're what America would be, if America was literally a giant Florida and primarily spoke Portuguese. Pfft. Not for beginners my ass.
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  12. Hank is the one who knocks.
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  13. The worst part is he's missing out on the biggest payoff of farts
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  14. "Most of us just doing our best behind the scenes to make the sausage, tarnished by a boss getting rich doing his wurst."
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  15. I respect it for having the most arch title imaginable. The HUBRIS .....
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  16. Tinfoil hat time! How to link Vladimir Putin to Trump in fewer steps than Walken to Kevin Bacon: 1. Putin is a friend of Steven Seagal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal 2. Steven Seagal was a reserve Deputy Sheriff in Maricopa County in 2009, and the Sheriff of Maricopa County at that time was Joe Arpiao https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal:_Lawman 3. Donald Trump pardoned Joe Arpaio for contempt of court this year Coincidence? I think not. BOOM. In Soviet Russia, Illuminati conspires YOU!
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  17. Why do I get the feeling this was John's day-late Valentine's appeal to Sarah...has all the desperate feeling of the "I swear I didn't forget" hubby-gambit. Most valuable book: A tiny, pre-Civil War 1850's copy of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Threadbare, mildewy, and browned with the funk of ages. Found in a hidey-hole used book store (complete with authentic smell and sagging shelves) for $4 when I was Junior in high school.
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  18. Try and trace the origins of "In the Pines". If you don't lose your sanity trying to unravel that thread that reaches into antiquity, then crown yourself the King of 7 Degrees of Kevin Bacon
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  19. "This kind of thing happens to me every single day" - Eddie Murphy, Trading Places 1983
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