Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. Almost roaring.
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  2. Well, Rhodesia wasn't going to invent itself.
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  3. "The Heart wants what the Heart wants" - Your wh0re of an ex GF
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  4. "Annual ninja parade slips through awaiting crowd unnoticed"
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  5. We know. This isn't a grand reveal. The grand reveal is that someone would start this convo in a Drinker clip like it was some kind of 'well akshulay' truth bomb, and others would also join in with their smarty pants common-knowledge trivia show and tell
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  6. When your method acting is considered a problem Like a 'how do we spend all this $477 million dollar' problem. Heath Ledger could probably relate.
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  7. @ Top 3, for sure. Right up there with 'Sicilians' from True Romance and Tears in Rain
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  8. I mean, Gandalf found Glamdring sitting in a Troll outhouse. Meanwhile my WoW character has to do a raid with 39 other internet tryhards just to get an upgrade crest
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  9. @ Or my Sheppard puppy. She's clearly trying to genocide the entire tennis ball population. But she's just defending her nation from the aggression of the Vacuum cleaner.
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  10. Oh, I can't wait til Drinker gets to the RetCon fiesta that is the Dune Prophecy series Nothing is sacred when lowest-effort writers without even the slightest respect for a sainted franchise gets involved and they just start making sh*t up to complete the assignment.
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  11. @ I'd sell it on Etsy as an original and flip it for $600
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  12. Kathleen Kennedy.....SHE GON' GITCHA!!!! - Cartman
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  13. Not to be outdone, MGM is replacing their Lion intro with Sarah the lioness. She has a blue unshaven mane and a masters in grievance studies who roars at the audience to check their privilege. She is currently suing the studio for not being given equal contract pay as Leo.
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  14. Ahhhh me, makes one misty eyed for the good old days when a Terraforming missile and a starship eating Cigar drone was the franchise's 'doomsday' MacGuffin. Now there's a Halo class armageddon device hidden under every malfunctioning teleporter pad
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  15. The drinker gives exposition about how serious and un-campy Highlander was Young me in the 80's: lolwut?
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  16.  @ighalmicha565  Show me on the doll where Diddy lubed you
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  17. Parents: Talk to your cherished Franchise childen about Alex Kurtzman now. Before he does. Just say no.
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  18. It's time for other, unexpected franchises to emerge from the Sci Fi primordial soup anyways. Star wars. Dead. Trek. Diddled to death. Dune. Molested. Like China Meiville's world of Bas-Lag, there's definitely untapped stuff. Or the salty version of Buck Rogers as seen in the 90's TSR rpg that had nothing to do with the TV show or vintage comics.
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  19. Being a Tron/Blade Runner geek rather than a Star Wars/Trek dork, it still makes my pants sad that Disney is also going to Jared Leto one of those beloved Cyberpunk franchises right into the ground, despite his best efforts to do the same to 2049. Maybe Warner Bros won't completely tank the BR 2099 show, they do have a former GoT director, but that's a mixed bag with no guarantees in it's own right.
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  20. A documentary on African politics. Meanwhile general Butt Naked ate a baby
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  21. 50 years later, I blame the 70's and 80's penchant for lycra tight pants for killing Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon. Just way too much junk and taco meat on display. Be-de-be-de-be-de....Nice dong, Buck. - Twiki
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  22. ​ @YasukeNakamoto  Its funny you should mention that Egypt had been invaded. Because Cleo was a descendant of one of Alexander the Great's top generals. A Greek invader. Which is probably why Old Man Julius, an Italian, found her so hawt after unrolling the rug. The Nubian Pharaonic dynasty of the Kushites fled Egypt in the 7th century BC.
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  23. We'll always have Cadia, Drinkers.
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