Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "VICE News" channel.

  1. We regulate cars, dummy. And so far, I haven't seen an AK or Mini 14 transport anyone's kids to soccer practice before it takes you to work, or get the Mrs to a dental appointment. Do you see "Gun Parking" when you walk into the grocery store? That's because they haven't been necessary to provide for a family since the 1800's.
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  2. To be fair, we've been doing politics this way for a long time. Celebrity turned politics hasn't changed, just the fashions and taglines we associated with them
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  3. It's just like comparing successful Militaries to others. It's not that yours is that good It's that the other guys may be that bad
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  4. Umatilla Chemical Weapons Depot (decommissioned) out in Pendleton, OR, is just like this place. Thousands and thousands of bunkers. It just hasn't been dimed out to InfoWars private bunker dwellers yet. But it will.
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  5. There's gonna be alot of 1 eyed fools in Detroit. Did noone tells these fools that you have to wear goggles?
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  6. Because they can be. - El Chapo
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  7. "Financially, we're going down...ugh" Super Karen, I can tell with 1 look you've never worked a real day in your life. Which husband are you on now? Fourth? Finally get one with a Corvette?
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  8.  @mannygomez5367  You are dumber than a bag of hammers. Obviously, you have a heartbeat but an undeveloped brain
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  9. @Mr. Cobbs Don't you mean "abort"?
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  10. Way ahead of you Sierra. Been wasted for 48 hours now. I'm afraid I'll die of alcohol poisoning if I watch any more news
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  11. He's taking Hacking courses at Westboro Baptists because being 400 pounds and not getting up sounds good to him. He's running for President of the Internet, so he can kick brown users from shit-tube countries out of his pure, white lolcats intertubes
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  12. Tonight at 8: Baron Von Bloomberg came face to face with his first pitchfork party, and realized he didn't like it Someone should make a supercut of just his expression during this savage beating with a soundtrack... Hello Darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again ......
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  13. Not seeing any good guys here. On any side.
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  14. All part of Aleksandr Dugin's vision of a Eurasian Empire, which Putin is desperately pursuing. The Russian Reich.
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  15. They're just the DPRK with a better economy and more food
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  16. Jesus christ, could your comment be any more cookie cutter Trumpkinski. It's like you're North Korean and he's Kim Jong Fatboy
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  17. We have enough rapists in the world already, but thanks Switch R. You can keep him.
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  18. Because people are tired of taking from their pocket, their time, and their heart, and seeing the people they tried to help turn and spit in their eye.
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  19. It just finally dawned on me: you rarely see NoKo pimping Taekwondo on state run media to their people. I mean, there's SOME, but it's like they're afraid of their public learning unarmed combat skills....
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  20.  Noiseless Sounds  <---- viewers like this are why The Onion is America's Finest News Source
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  21.  Noiseless Sounds  lol, someone points out your ridiculous nature and you assume they're right winger, not just plain right about you. Which reinforces their point. And Trump's a tard.
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  22. When Disaster strikes, I turn to Ja Rule for news.
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  23. Y'all did notice the wink emoji, right? Of course you did....
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  24. Stop the clock on the Mortgage and push the payoff date back, the banks will still get their damn money. But not a debt buildup and foreclosure avalanche, which banks would love. If the government at any level imposed the shutdown, then they owe a tax forgiveness period that matches as well. Put those two together and you have a stable housing situation.
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  25. Bow to Leper Messiah And they did
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  26.  @AD-jq7ow  Well, other than The Vatican. These people aren't Christians. They're Evangelicals in the same way they aren't Americans. They're Confederates. Which is like comparing coffee to meth, and thumb wrestling to the WWE
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  27. 8:26 "Supa Restaurant! Supa ORFICE!" HAHA, I'm sorry, it's racist, but I still lost my shit. Straight from Engrish.com
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  28. When evangelical churches are the ones pushing an agenda telling a County Clerk to refuse issuing a marriage license or telling health providers what services they can and cannot offer, then that gets pretty personal, KZ Evangelical Doom. When they're chanting and shaking signs outside of your soldier son's funeral, they're getting into your personal life. When they're trying to get police and legislation to come after you on "moral grounds", then it's getting into your personal life. And when one of their minions who was molded by your anti-abortion sermons goes into planned parenthood and murders 3 people, that's getting into someone's personal life in the most final way possible. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_God_(United_States)
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  29. Oh no. Intolerance. But I guess you can choose what effects you.
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  30. Remember: that up until recently, Texas had a law still on the books that said when you are released from prison (for a RIGHTFUL conviction), they owed you a horse, some cash, and a loaded gun so you could get out of town. But then again, you can't hold office until you admit to believing in a Surpreme Being in Texas, either: http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1352
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  31.  SaltyBrains  LOL, just from a foreigners perspective: Americans grew up on Mad Max. As far as we're concerned, you guys wrote the book on post apocalyptic survival :)
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  32.  SaltyBrains  We say the same thing about places like Idaho and Arizona here.
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  33. Maybe just put them in rehab?
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  34. Well Regulated Militia
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  35. Yes it is. It's your state national guard. Try looking it up, it's explicitly stated in almost every state in the union. You're terrible at this legal thing. You're not in the Organized Militia until you're activated for duty. Prior to that, you're the Unorganized Militia, which isn't gauranteed the right to bear arms courtesy of the 2A. You have to go and get Organized first, Cletus. https://law.justia.com/codes/nevada/2010/title36/chapter412/nrs412-026.html https://legislature.idaho.gov/statutesrules/idstat/title46/t46ch1/sect46-103/ https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-38/chapter-2/article-1/part-2/38-2-20/ That's why National Guard armories are called ARMORIES, because that's where the guns that you have the right to bear in an organized militia are stored.
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  36. Ah, I see the usual offenders who normally spam "CNN = Fake News" are here now with their multiple accounts. Deriding McCain as a RINO on one account, and a warmonger on the other. All part of their "Don't support anyone who isn't a Fox News/Alex Jones Republican" blitz.
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  37. The bigger the ego, the bigger the mouth, and the more you thought your shit didn't stink, the bigger a splat you make when you hit rock bottom
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  38. I wonder how many buses full of illegals driving willy-nilly around the country to vote he has caught....
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  39. That sounds exhausting.
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  40. You know what's great about global warming? At some point, their greatest ally, Russian Winter, won't protect them anymore. Maybe you should consider that while you poke this bear, Vlad.
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  41.  @ontheline3077  You lost the battle of Kasham. Against Americans. First time we've fought face to face, and you had vastly superior numbers. Maybe consider who you've been picking a fight with. That was just last year.
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  42. Wait, you're telling me Italians have racists and fascists too? WELL SHIT IN MY CEREAL AND CALL IT COCOA PUFFS
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  43. in the richest country country that has the richest few people in the world
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  44. The word is "Apartheid" Salt Lake City was waaaay ahead of you, dude. And the moment someone starts their alt-right-boy tirade with "I'm a Veteran" usually means they're full of shit and aren't actually one of us, or were barred from reenlistment/discharged for douchebaggery.
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  45. And filled with poop.
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  46. You getting paid by the rambling incoherent sentence at the FSB or what, KKKomrade? When DON'T neocon idiots show up with guns. http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/pro-trump-supporters-stand-in-downtown-with-semi-automatic-firearms/495372347
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  47. One day they will conquer the world through the superior strength of their ankles
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  48. This is why we can't have nice things. Dude broke up with Harley Quinn by tossing her out a window, some Grade AAA trim, and Incels think they get to identify with him? John Wayne Gacy wouldn't have stooped to touching those losers. Even he had standards.
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  49. I've got an idea that will make both sides happy: Deport them to Russia. Russian trolls here pretending to be Americans who don't want hispanic migration to America, fine.
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  50. The 1994 ban was deliberately neutered by NRA Republicans so as to be largely pointless in the first place, with most of the rules being complete fluff that they knew would have no effect on death statistics, specifically so they could use it as a counter argument for situations like they are facing today.
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