Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. "Your honor, the defense rests. And will now proceed to lick itself before taking a nap."
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  2. Josh: "My name is Josh" Me: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. THE TIME OF THE QUICKENING HAS COME."
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  3. Bruce: But how about getting back into the plane? Lucius: I'd recommend a good travel agent. Later: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
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  4. I'm sure the multiple instances of rape flashmobs in India (and then blaming the victim) don't help.
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  5. Translation: "And if I'm lying, may God strike me" God: "Earth Form, 3rd Configuration, SHAKE & QUAKE!"
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  6. 2021 HD Video: Guy touches plane. Internet goes wild. 1921 B&W Film: Guy jumps from one plane to another, stands on top of it like a boss as it loops. Crowd goes Harumph.
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  7. Ya know how crows and other birds always seem to get out of the road just before you hit them? Well, the grill on two of my cars found out that some of those birds are out of shape and lack critical bird ninja skills. Now picture that other birds aren't descended from Ninjas at all, but Guy Fieri. Those birds are called Turkeys. And I think you can take it from there.
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  8. It was a Ford. I expected it to explode long before the Lava got to it.
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  9. Fun fact: That finger belonged to Ryan Reynolds. Reaction was 100% ordinary.
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  10. Plot twist: Hawk was just the Uber driver giving him a lift from the bar You can clearly see he made it safely home by the end of the video, curled up with his stuffed rodent sex doll
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  11. "I shall play you the song of my people"
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  12. Can't decide if Mew Mew Mew or Pew Pew Pew
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  13. Dog: It's fine. You're fine. I'm sorry. Everything's gonna be fine. Don't tell mom.
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  14. If I saw it, I would be wishing that Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum had a plan to save us
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  15. When you gotta go, you gotta go I'm not holding in a Class VII turd for 35 minutes once it makes it's arrival known
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  16. That surfer really fell because he had poor poise
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  17.  @mobius_1163  You can't avoid the world. It comes knocking, even when you barricade the door. Ask 19th century Japan how well Sakoku worked out for them The only reason someone would defend that kind of behavior is because they hope to partake of it themselves and get away with it.
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  18. DK: Drift Kat
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  19. Guy obviously drives a forklift for a living.
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  20. I'd be tired of stupid strangers trying to lick me too
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  21.  @MassimoPugiDelta  nalu maikai, brother
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  22. Shows Mantis: Me: Nope. Shows Hippo Death Machine: Me: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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  23. Sadly, his career as a Proctologist was not well recieved
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  24. Or the warm. bright feeling of hope that we might finally be able to get rid of Florida
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  25. Initial D: Origins
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  26. Lil Wayne: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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  27.  @dealwiththat4060  He took the picture of the food on his doorstep, that's how they notify you for Contactless delivery. You get a text message and picture on your phone
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  28. In my perfect world, Otters can do no wrong. Just the cutest little killing machines.
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  29. Somewhere, out there in the grim darkness of the interwebz, is a Rule 34 of when Cat Tongue met Duck Penis
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  30. No, actually, they have as much space as a suitable takeoff slope, thermals, wind, ridge lift, and landing areas permit. Unless you have a paramotor, you can't just toodle off wherever you want. And on a good day for launching, it can get really popular real quick. But still, it's about the only way you can fly yourself for less than $6000 in gear and training without a license, all fitting into a large backpack.
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  31.  @jacksonyan7346  The hardest part is just getting your wing inflated then turning around for takeoff, lol. If you can do that, it's actually a breeze (pun intended). You don't even have to be in any sort of athletic shape. It feels alot like riding the chair swing ride at a carnival, but way more relaxed. And you cruise slow enough to not feel any real anxiety, even when you're up kinda high. I tried hang gliding, too fast and expensive for my taste. Paragliding is cheap, chill, and fits in the trunk of a compact car.
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  32. 0:56 WE! ARE! CELLS AT WORK!!
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  33. Told my Grandma her cookies were hard as rocks
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  34. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." "I thought an Elephant never forgets." "That's just racist."
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  35. Chris Tucker Puppy is a biter.
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  36. Doggo Jesus
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  37. Oh great, now all the internet cat videos are going to be CGI too. This world is dead to me.
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  38. Can I get a price check on Corona, Aisle 5, please? Aisle 5. Corona on Aisle 5...
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  39. Damned, dirty apes made us procreate.
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  40. Person farts: Didn't know a turd was coming
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  41. Because were all imaging how epic it would be for Tourettes Girl to face off with Dominance Establishing Lizard
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  42. Oh to have been a fly on that wall when some Air Force Colonel in the 60's asked congress to fund the Zero G Kitteh experiment.
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  43. Put tape on a kitteh paws in normal gravity: Can't walk anymore Put tape on kitteh paws in zero gravity: Can suddenly walk That's my hypothesis, and clearly it deserves a grant
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  44. Well those crop circles aren't gonna draw themselves.
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  45. "lets see how you like it when YOU have to hold your pee now, MFer."
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  46. Being an environmental scientist measuring CO2 levels in the Roman era must've been great work if you could get it
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  47. Fo real tho: Is that child HDCP 2.2 compliant?
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  48. 0:38 Bangbus has fallen on hard times.
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  49. Bridge seems a little....erm....unnecessary except on the river itself. Unless they really didn't want anyone visiting the town beneath it because the locals pissed of Xi or something
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  50. Pretty much every major city in the US made a ChinaTown, so I figure that's fair
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  51. Kitteh can't figure out why it gets positive reinforcement for NOT using the litter box, and why it gets to keep it's nuts
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  52. Witchcraft. Didn't you ever seen the original Conan?
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  53. the Church of Skate is no longer just a saying
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  54.  @OkayWasStolen  and the 17 people who agreed with that....
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  55. Math fact: There are enough breasts in the world for almost everyone to have one.
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  56. JELLO getting really hard up for new markets. Just cuz Nestle got into the water game.
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  57. Surfers: You have the entire ocean, what are you doing on my wave? See the logic there?
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  58. One, two, three, four We are cells at work! One, two, three, four We are working for you! Another day I’m out here slicing, slicing Filthy germs and viruses, show your ugly face! Won’t let ‘em get away, I’ll chase ‘em, chase ‘em We are professionals, we’re cells at work for you, and so Here we go! Let’s get down to work! Let’s get down to work! Every day’s a battlefield — you better prepare! - Cells at Work theme
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  59. We need to devote more funding to Catnip treatment programs This is getting out of paw
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  60. How did they see through it?? iT WAs Teh P3rFekT CRymE !!!!
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  61. "Excuse me sir, you've been randomly selected for a screening in the Badonkadonk scanner to see if you're smuggling a Cardi B"
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  62. When you have nerves of steel, but really, REALLY hope you don't sneeze at 200mph barnstorming a tunnel
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  63. THE FLOOR ROAD IS LAVA!!!!
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  64. Thing: Falls out of sky Kid: Immediately places in mouth Working as intended.
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  65. Sadly, their pants didn't make it
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  66. Dr Kitteh: Sooo, how about that traffic? Tough to get here today? Kid: Mmmph. Hmmmnmmmph. Dr Kittehh: Yep, like that every day. Oh, somebody's been flossing since their last checkup. But we've got a little decay back..... Kid: HRRRRK!
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  67. I live on a Cul de Sac labeled MySpace
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  68. Fuck it, you're having lamb chops
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  69. LEGALIZE IT! **cue Bobcat Marley music**
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  70. If you think the smoking thing absolutely horrified you about what's happening inside smoker's lungs... Just wait til my pooping machine shows you what's happening to your anus. Stop pooping, people. It's bad for you. You'll see.
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  71. When you crush a blunt right after dropping off that guys sammich, get the munchies, and found yourself confronted with irrestable temptation & not a lot of ninja skills
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  72. Seal: SHEILA! JUST PARK THE DAMN CAR ANYWHERE! IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU TO HAVE TO WALK 4 MORE SPACES!
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  73. Paragliding Skill Level: Buddha
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  74. Holy crap, and I thought being raised Catholic laid the max guilt trip on me. Take it down a notch, junior. You're at an 11, we need you at a 7.
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  75. Flying Squirrels see human glider bombing by over Mount Kilimanjaro: "Dave, WHAT the cinnamon toast FOCK was THAT?!@?!?"
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  76. The Russian Mob (Bratva) does things a bit differently there than the Mafia here in 'Murica. I dunno what she did, but that was bound to end extra poorly.
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  77. I see Mrs McGillicuddy still thug AF after all these years
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  78. Ah. I see the McRib is back. And so did that bear. Also: water skier leading secret double life as enema enthusiast
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  79. "Go get the ball." "No YOU get the ball.."
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  80. Hooman: Good lord, what is that stink? Smells like burnt cat hair in here. Cat: Hooman:
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  81. I was gonna say that 150 Amish people disliked this video...but that would be impossible
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  82. I got news for you, that wasn't Napalm that dog dropped on everyone below during that ride
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  83. My pilled-up Russell hoodie after being washed 10,000 times:
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  84. Warning: Hot steel egg Not intended for internal use
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