Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Infographics Show" channel.

  1. Lawful Evil generally disapproves of Chaotic Evil.
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  2. When you realize you'll never have Bin Ladens KD ratio
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  3.  @juanperezlopez751  <--- this is a man on an epic quest to find the Last Drop of Outrage he can possibly milk.
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  4. "Dwight D Eisenhower served in the army! Did you know?" Wow. You don't say.
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  5.  @juanperezlopez751  YOU'RE the one who implied ownership rather than relationship Do you own YOUR DAD too? I think he would take issue with that
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  6. But the production value is pretty slick
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  7. "Evil don't look like anything" - Okkerville River, Westfall
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  8. I'd go to Heaven for the weather, I'd go to Hell for the company.
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  9. The moral of the story: Buy your KY in bulk in a pair of 55 gallon blue poly drums. It looks less weird sitting in the garage.
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  10. You can pass the ASVAB test, can't you? Now shut up and fall in, Private Sasquatch.
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  11. Vote By Mail has been the standard with 5 states for many years now. Funny how they don't have fraud problems. It already works, maybe too well. And that's the point. People in power don't want every American to vote. Just their voters. So they do their best to oppose it, and to have trolls come here and tell you it's "fraud" friendly. When the opposite is true. Serial numbered ballots, signatures, and you can look your vote up online to make sure it's counted correctly after casting it. Every comment made against it is someone trying to stop your vote.
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  12.  GODofFUCK  You're giving yourself too much credit if you think you will ever matter to them in any way. Well, maybe that one time you forgot to put the fries in their bag at the drive-through.
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  13. Ah. That explains why he didn't get that lingerie I mailed to him. And all this time I thought it was just that my chest hairs stuck in the lace turned him off.
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  14. And Issei Sagawa is still out there, free, and you don't even wanna know about the porn movie he made after he loopholed his way to freedom after eating girls
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  15. He missed his true calling: Conservative politics
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  16. This is why you get into Politics after you retire as a serial killer
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  17. Wut? You guys wouldn't bust me out of the hoosgow? The clink? Unsubbed.
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  18. Kaspar Hauser Elizabeth Bathory (Where we get the Youth by Bathing in Virgin Blood legend, and some Transylvanian Vampire lore)
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  19. Why was he never found? Probably because he was wealthy
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  20. Canadians will lower their earflaps, and that's about it
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  21.  @Wellch  Aw, bless their hearts. Their lying, voter suppressing hearts
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  22. Most prolific FEMALE serial killer? More like all time highest bodycount, EVER. Both genders.
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  23. CHHHH THE HOSTAGES HAVE BEEN RESCUED CHHHH COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN CHHHH RRROGER THAT
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  24. Religion is the skeleton key that unlocks the lunatic in every human mind
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  25. Fun fact: Most of the people you see in open casket funerals are paid actors. Prostitutes aren't the only ones out there making money on their backs.
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  26. They also used to tell me not to watch documentaries. Because they wanted me to write papers based only on books they agreed with. Because in the world of Academia, they think that Books are some sort of Holy Media that is not to be questioned by you filthy plebs & heretics, and is the only acceptable format for enshrining facts. The one and only magical power that Books have over anything else is the inexplicable knee jerk reaction that If It's Inside Of A Book, It Must Be True, and all else is LIES! It's the Bible effect. Had the Old Testament been originally released only as an audio book on iTunes, it would never have been taken as seriously, only a dozen people would have died over it rather than untold millions, and would be found only in the Young Adult Fiction genre between Twilight and Harry Potter :P Try and picture a preacher doing the following before his congregation: Preacher A: Holds up The Bible, and shouts "Heed the words in The Good Book! Salvation is within it's pages!" Preacher B: Holds up a CD case, and shouts "Heed Track #3 in this Good Soundtrack! Salvation is within, but you gotta skip to 38:44..." Kinda lacks the same effect, don't you think?
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