Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. They really never understood that Carroll O'Connor's Archie Bunker was a character to be mocked, not emulated
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  2. Voting Republican when you're anything other than rich is like voting for guillotines when you're french nobility
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  3. This just shows how terrified of Jon Stewart they are. They've targeted him directly. Bad mistake.
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  4. They shouted Fire in the biggest, most crowded room in the world when there was no fire until they set one.
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  5. A Trump rally is just a Klan rally without the need to bleach wash a load of whites afterwards
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  6. I love that the dirty old used car salesmen that are the Republican Party think they can pick a PR fight with Taylor Swift and win. Its a bold strategy, Cotton.
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  7. Foxx after discovering black people also serve in congress: "But Abner, what would the neighbors say?"
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  8. REMINDER: Two days before January 6th, Trump's acting Secretary of Defense sent out a memo telling the National Guard not to arm, mobilize, or interfere with the rioters, and only he could mobilize them. The same SecDef that is mysteriously unreachable as Senator Schumer call the DoD. TWO. DAYS. BEFORE. THERE. EVEN. WAS. A. RIOT. Need any more proof that was the plan all along?
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  9. The Klan is the first, oldest Terror group recognized by the US government. So why are Republicans busy accusing Talib's ethnic associations, but not looking into Marge Greene's? Rhetorical question. We know why.
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  10. For those who think the FBI is 'playing politics' by investigating Politicians (just your party's, anyways)...you really aughta see the FBI's mission statement. What their job is. Why the exist. #4 on the list is investigating Politicians. So when you see Politicians using their power to interfere with them doing their job, you know they're dirty.
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  11. Long before a silly Italian man coined the word Fascismo and a German took it Pro, we had The Klan. The Klan: An American original. 😥 🇺🇸
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  12. Nothing has spilled more blood than herds of grown adults that still believe in magic
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  13. I asked my Rabbi for sunny weather last weekend. His space laser must be broken, I got a hurricane.
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  14. The attack on Roe is, fundamentally, a Separation of Church & State fight, one that Church started, and one that Church should have lost. This is easily provable in the courts by decades of evidence. But now the zealot Churches have taken over your Government of the People because the party that was supposed to defend that Law of the Land failed to frame it's legal defense that way. Failed.
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  15. She look like Sarah Palin and Ted Bundy had a baby
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  16. This is what happens when grown adults are allowed to still believe in magic AND get involved in politics
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  17. Biden already beat him. He just mad he's gonna get beat WORSE
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  18. "Diversity is watering down our blood" ***As he shares pics of a 16 year old Cuban escort he fingerblasted in the limo "Party of law and fiscal responsibility" ***Snorts a fat rail with a $1000 bill
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  19. That blonde dude has jungle fever.
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  20. It's not her age they hate, and you and I all know it.
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  21. Trump looks like hot dog water smells
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  22. If 'The anti-vax thing is nice' is the only thing you can squeeze out of this herd of swine, you're courting the wrong voters.
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  23. Hey, at least they survived the encounter.....probably because they weren't black.
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  24. "Won't you please think about the Children....we certainly are."
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  25. Drumpf is obsessed with the name Barron because he thinks he's Aryan royalty. But he's just a sour Kraut.
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  26. I mean, when Trump sits around the Sun, he sits AROUND the sun
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  27. I'm sorry, little Mike. I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that book burning in Red States
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  28. You'd think by now people with a lot of money would know better than to pay 'hush money', aka a bribe, to anyone. Because that just makes your dirty secret twice as loud when it inevitably gets out
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  29. When Money = Speech, then speech is, by definition, no longer Free. And you can no longer afford it.
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  30. But...but....how could they fail with that ridiculous Superbowl ad?? Who could have known republicans disguising themselves as independents would also be embezzling and Scrooge McDucking through all that campaign cash.
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  31. The First Warning Sign: The people obsessed with Pedophilia and yacking about it are the ones engaging in it. We're gonna need to see your browser histories and hard drives, folks.
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  32. And this is why Democrat gun legislation is so poorly aimed, pardon the pun. They go after guns at the cash register. They should be going after them on the factory floor. A gun made is a gun that WILL find a way to be sold. The whole root of the problem is they won't go after the guns breeding at the source.
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  33. We're going to find out she was George Santos in drag this whole time after a Scooby-doo reveal.
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  34. It's called a prie-dieu, a place in front of the family altar where Catholics keep their bible AT HOME....instead of trying to pawn it on television for a buck
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  35. Pastors. The overturning of Roe was always, always about Church getting up in your State. The entire enterprise was a violation of the Separation Clause, and the SCOTUS legitimized it.
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  36. And I bet he never once got pulled aside in line at the Airport to be 'rando' searched. And yet, these are exactly the people who should be
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  37. 'Terrified' isn't how you spell 'Giddy to finally shoot someone for any reason'
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  38. I love how these 'Christians' are completely unaware that the Biblical meaning of rainbows is God's promise to Noah to never flood the earth again. Must be super offended about having made that kind of covenant with the Almighty, I guess
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  39. Reminder: It was the Knights of Columbus, a Catholic fraternity, who pushed their Evangelical pals in Congress to change the Pledge of Allegiance from "One Nation, Indivisible" to "One Nation, under God" Christian Dominionists have always sought to chop this nation up into little fiefdoms that their Clergy can rule.
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  40. You're talking about a state where a significant portion of the population thinks Women came from a Man's rib-bone
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  41. The Baroness of Botox rides again
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  42. I can't believe we paid that mofo's salary.
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  43. That's a felony. And it's been prosecuted against Right Wingers before in 2022 in Cleveland. Telecommunications fraud with robocalls. FELONY. CRIME.
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  44. Ask yourself: Who got closer to destroying the United States? Al Qaeda on 9-11 Or Trump on 1-6 Bin Laden wished he could have gotten as close to pulling it off as this tubby idiot.
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  45. He had Epstein killed to silence him. The guy ain't sneaky, he never was. He does everything right in your face with the expectation that you just wouldn't believe anyone could be so blatantly obvious.
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  46. Her old diner Shooters Grill in Rifle Colorado is being replaced by a Mexican restaurant Who says there's no justice?
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  47. Democrats DID accept the outcome in 2016. Just like they did in 2000....when they absolutely shouldn't have.
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  48. I put in my request for retirement after 25 years in boots on August 8th, 2016. I enlisted at 17 during Desert shield. The idea of Trump winning was as ludicrous then as it is now, and I figured I'd be retired out by November. My retirement letter didn't come through until February of 2017. I didn't frame and hang it up because that A-Hole's ridiculous seismograph scrawl of a signature tarnishes it.
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  49. She is literally stupid enough to believe that we're funding NATO/EU's militaries, simply because they don't spend as much on THEIR military industrial complex as we do. Because they don't throw piles of $$ at Raytheon. What they DO do is let us barrack troops as part of the alliance in their borders. Shared defense. Naturally, a Confederate doesn't like that. NATO states don't owe us any cash because we didn't give them any.
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  50. NeoCon tweet at Rasmussen: "What has Kamala Harris ever done to suddenly rise in the polls??" Not being an old moron. That's what. Even if Donald Trump wasn't Chaotic Evil, he's an old moron. Just plain dumb AF. That, alone, is the first, minimum bar to being President. Completely aside from being an old evil crook.
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  51. Did we really think a Cartoon Used Car Salesmen brought to life would have something akin to integrity?
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  52. If the words "I'm going to do X to this government" ever leave your mouth while employed in any way in the US Government, your paychecks need to immediately stop, your badge taken away, the locks changed on your office, your emails and logins suspended, and your crap thrown into a box and tossed onto the sidewalk before you catch your bus out of town.
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  53. Prisoners and the Homeless get the same treatment in this country. And that says everything you need to know about America: Whether you became poor and homeless because of a crime, addiction, disability, or just being economic roadkill....once you fall off the Grid of 'decent' society with X income, you aren't welcome back and should die.
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  54. Guys like Bannon and Roger Stone weren't colluding with the Prude Bois. They were LEADING them. Giving them their goose-marching orders. Stone did it right in front of reporters just moments before J-6 went down, ffs.
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  55. That's a Federal criminal misdemeanor with a 6 month jail sentence. Edit: I'm an Iraq veteran and former 13F, artillery forward observer. I have been awarded Combat Action Badges, which is what you get when you're neither an Infantryman (CIB) or Medic (CMB) but saw direct combat on deployment. Civil Affairs is a dangerous Spec Ops job, but you are NOT awarded a CIB in it. Ever.
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  56. I don't think we need scientists to figure out what happens when a Klan Grand Dragon becomes POTUS
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  57. Should never take dating advice from a serial killer.
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  58. Its called sedition and it's a crime. 18 USC 2384 - Seditious conspiracy. 20 years.
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  59. Very fine people. Both sides. Yadda, yadda.
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  60. Can we please, please pass a law banning congressmen from using the nearest Kinkos to make their damn Story Hour with Uncle Ruckus paste boards?
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  61. Remember: Junior is the grandson of a KGB informer.
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  62. Prigozhin matters to the US because he is literally the employer of the trolls in these very comment threads, not because his mercs present a military threat to us (anymore) He owns the 'internet research agency', aka the Trolls from Olgino. The Russian troll farm. The private army gig is just PART of his repertoire.
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  63. Oh, I get it now... When they say 'Freedom Loving' what they REALLY mean is 'Child Loving' No wonder Matt Gaetz is such a Freedom Lover
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  64. You can take the Boy out of Africa, but you can't take the Afrikaner out the Boy
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  65. Kari....honey.....you're not worth the effort And you don't have enough cred to be mourned as a martyr.
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  66. America could always feed the hungry, but can never satisfy the rich, etc etc
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  67. Trump owned the 666 5th Avenue building. Whenever they go down the Numerology rabbit hole, just ask them justify that
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  68. He was president. That's your own fault 'Murica.
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  69. What the F is a Gutfelt? Sounds like some Urban Dictionary thing
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  70. If you're a Billionaire, you don't have 'kids' You have Heirs.
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  71. And evangelical. It's still got all the oldest anti-catholic, jewish, athiest, and even mainliner protestant mentality you've come to expect from The Klan when it comes to purging other whites. Idaho's the last stop on the "Where is my Confederate Graceland" white flight tour, starting clockwise from NY, down to Florida, then Texas, Arizona, and lastly in the Aryan Nation land of Idaho.
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  72. Well, buddy, it's Independents who decide, because we outnumber either party 2 to 1. And he had his chance, failed for 4 years non-stop, and we watched his enabler party throw all dignity and security concerns aside to smooch his fat pasty butt, so they're totally F'd this November too. He's not running for President. He's running away from Jail.
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  73. Goebbels never died. He just registered Republican and went bald.
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  74. There really needs to be a cap on the number of times you run for office after you've been told by the public to F OFF the first couple tries
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  75. I AGREE THAT WE MUST TAKE A STAND AGAINST GROOMING CHILDREN Shut down all Christian private schools, and illegalize bringing Minors into a Church ever again. Religion should be treated like sex. Consenting Adults only.
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  76. "It was my Presidential duty to overthrow a legal election and install myself as Dictator for Life of the United States of Republican with a violent mob of morons." - Trump's Legal Team It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.
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  77. Rhonda Santis is too stupid to have his own agenda.. The question is: Who are his 'advisers'
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  78. You act a fool in court, you DO get thrown in jail. That's how it works, ya dingus.
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  79. I like Colin Farrell's Penguin better. Less chaotic evil.
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  80. It's about racial/ethnic purity and scratching that Conquest itch. Ruthlessly taking from others is central to their pride. They are nuclear armed nihilists.
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  81. This was nothing more than lowbrow potty humor, and I salute you.
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  82. Yes, because if there's anyone I trust to not lie and keep secrets for a President, it's the President's *Secret Service*
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  83. 'We don't do that in America' says Beck I live in Portland I watched the goons arrive on my streets as they began grabbing people off SW Park Ave. in unmarked vehicles Say that to my face. I fukin dare you, you jackbooted slime. Portland never surrendered.
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  84. To the surprise of absolutely no one. We all saw this goose stepping down Mainstreet the second it hit the news.
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  85. Nobody ever said "Man, that Gerald Ford really was such a Big Guy for pardoning Nixon"
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  86. Barney from the Simpsons who found Mr Burn's copy of Mein Kampf, a giant suit, and Adderol has been allowed on the ballot THREE DAMN TIMES without ever being willing to obey the rules of an election. We are fundamentally broken.
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  87. "Age of consent is for the poors" - GOP handbook
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  88. I love that this is the best the Republicans have got. I doubly love that Trump is going to narc the GOP out for their part in Jan 6th in return for a plea deal.
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  89. In other words, the Evangelical Book Burners realized The Bible could be thrown on the pyre, too.
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  90. They've been convinced that white people are going extinct in America. That's why. They want to preserve a plurality of white voters while still a racial majority, hence all women must be drafted to breeding duty because that means mostly white women
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  91. It's not some fandom. INDEPENDENTS are just willing to vote for someone who won't pass away from old age in office, causing a political sh**storm. Indies decide elections. What the DNC needs is for them to vote at all. Now they will.
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  92. Reminder: The guys posting Guns & Ammo pics about 'shooting P 3 d 0 f i le s' **ARE** the P e D 0 s trying to hide in plain sight. These are the people after your children. The Bible is not a childrens book....it's snuff porn and a license to rape. The original groomer's manual.
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  93. When the Show Me State shows you exactly who it is, believe it
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  94. Steve Bannon has a bad case of Athlete's Face
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  95. Wait, that albino Jabba the Hut thing is still alive?
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  96. Always leaving out "WELL REGULATED militia being necessary to the SECURITY of a free STATE" In other words, if your 'militia' isn't directly under the command of the Governor or Adjutant General, you're not a legal militia: You're armed criminals, which is actually the preferred & legitimate targets for the National Guard to engage and destroy in combat. DC vs Heller was a clearly unconstitutional ruling made by corruption that directly contradicts the real 2A, in which nowhere was the phrase 'tyranny' or individual ownership mentioned.
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  97. He's the governor of FLORIDA He IS a coke kingpin. It goes with the job.
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  98. He's an a$$hole who always wanted an excuse to shoot someone with a gun, and he thought his day had finally arrived. Like most of them. Just waiting.
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  99. I'm not a Capitalist. I'm not a Socialist. I'm not a Communist. But I am a Prosperist. Where you don't get the profits for loaning your cash, but for doing the work. People who show up with a wheel barrow full of Daddy's money one time shouldn't get all the Incorporated profits when others do the work. Profit share for your blood, sweat, and tears is the PROSPERISM system.
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  100. "I believe we aren't going to get through this without a civil war, too." - Stewart Rhode's attorney Jon Moseley in 2022 CNN interview Man am I glad these guys usually have bad attorneys chosen for their ideology and not their skill.
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  101. THREE GODDAMNED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS NOW. This old windbag has had his fat face in THREE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS now. And the news biz has helped every time despite their fake protestations because Trash Ratings is King.
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  102. And the Republicans are still pretending that we care what happens to Biden, Pelosi, Hillary.... They really do think they can threaten us with a good time by showing us more and more politicians going to jail. But can't make that deal because it's mostly going to be just them. They don't really want endanger their Political Aristocrat or Market Feudalism lifestyle.
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  103. Republicans: Man, I just HATE drag shows. So unmanly. Also Republicans: Going to the WWE match tonight to watch greasy men grope each other. So manly.
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  104. Sorry, I can't support a politician with two first names
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  105. It's called the 4th Amendment. And that School Board policy is violating it.
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  106. "Take a cab, Baby"
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  107. O PLEASE, ladies. We absolutely assume OUR government is corrupt BEFORE we look at others. Its a goddamn national pastime in America.
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  108. All of them can literally google a picture of her mother and father together in 5 seconds, and doubtless have. Clearly her Indian mom wearing a Saree and her Black father from Jamaica. You can actually see her resemblance to both of them, ffs.
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  109. Spasmodic Dysphonia, why Junior's voice sounds like that, is linked with middle aged men who had Measles. You know...that disease the MMR vaccine prevents. The kind he doesn't want you to have access to.
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  110. Karen-Qaeda
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  111. Imagine having that much penis envy.....of a woman.
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  112. It's not about convincing Republican fools who will vote Republican no matter what. It's for the MAGA-curious independents.
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  113. They're killing us while telling us to accept it peacefully and just let it happen because of 'the process' That's not a society. That's a failed state in denial of it's slow demise. Dystopias don't wear scifi clothes and tropes. They wear what you already see.
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  114. When they say "Won't you think of the children", this is what they really meant. Methinks they doth protest too much. Pervs.
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  115. The Baroness of Botox bought herself perfect poker face injections to keep from giving the game away.
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  116. This is Elon's influence. X is swamping feeds with pics of 'hot & Milfy' basic trad bitches, 'cuz he knows dirty old GOP men fap to it, and he had to resort to being a porn haven to get some participation back for his flailing, failing Race War platform. Richest man really thinks he can now fund the Apartheid he couldn't have in South Africa.
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  117. "Socialism sucks" sign - Held by a dude who can't define socialism. We cannot allow the international communist conspiracy to sap our precious bodily fluids.
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  118. Apparently you can only win using Childish Hate Speeches when you're an Old White Man or Blonde Bimbo
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  119. The moment he said 'Genocide' he gave the game away. He and ALL white anti-abortion terrorists believe they're saving the superior population numbers of the White Race in America by making all white women involuntary breeding stock
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  120. And Jesse Waters needs to be slapped with Jury Tampering charges and put in cuffs IMMEDIATELY
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  121. No, it ain't Coffee they're doing at Fox. Unless that coffee came from Pablo Escobar
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  122. Morons: "I do my own research" Also Morons: Research consists of literally repeating anything Alex Jones said
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  123. Religion failed to radicalize enough of Racist Uncle Bob's nieces and nephews, so Conspiracy Culture is the conservatives modern weaponized recruiting tool. The Jesus thing only reliably snares the Over 40 crowd, what they needed is vulnerable 20-somethings
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  124. This is called insurrection. And they're doing it on your tax dollar. STILL.
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  125. I'm surprised he didn't call her Marla
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  126. "Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins are hobbling around, coming after us" - Alex Jones, circa Who Gives A F**k
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  127. "MAGA is unhappy..." You could have just stopped there. Sociopaths are incapable of joy, only find any relief in making others more miserable
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  128. It's not that they believe him, it's that they join him in the lie because it feels good to think they can just shoot their way to victory when they can't win at Democracy
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  129. Donald Trump surrendered our positions in Syria to Russians and fired Mattis after Putin ordered his Wagner mercs to attack us there. He surrendered US positions to make Putin happy after a huge loss in battle cost him face. The Battle of Khasham, February 2018.
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  130. Conservative family values at work. Just ask Dick Cheney's daughter.
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  131. "Trump loves poles." You could have stopped right there and made that the entire DNC platform this November.
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  132. He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living.
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  133. To Attorney 1: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Attorney 3: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Attorney 216: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Nobody: YA FIRE..........wait, where did all my 1-800-BAD-LWYR guys go?
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  134. Weird how they always look and sound just like you think they would
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  135. Freak-show beard-o suckling at Peter Thiel's teat would definitely inherit the white house when his fat, old orange uncle kicks the KFC bucket before the next term ends.
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  136. Republicans only come in 2 flavors when it comes to Jewish people: Straight 4chan anti-semite looking to purge them because of, ya know, MEMES and stuff And Evangelicals who only contemplate Israel because their biblical fantasy role play rulebook says End Days Otherwise, it's all just "George Soros is trying to eat our Aryan babies"
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  137. Maybe you shouldn't fight so hard to fire one into them against their will
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  138. Jessica Waters, that sweet young thang, trying to lecture us on how Sergeant Major Walz isn't macho enough. We really gotta get out of this Biff Tannen Wins alternate timeline.
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  139. "Two Corinthians walk into a bar, 3 Pharisees come out. Wonderful lesson. Like no ones ever seen before. Not even, maybe, Jesus. But I did that. Jews thanked me for it the other day, tears streaming down their face."
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  140. She won't discuss much about her family's history. Because she's a prodigy of a Klan family, and she doesn't want it on the front page.
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  141. There's nothing funnier than watching this silver spoon fed mid life crisis brat pretend to have the pulse of normal Americans.
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  142. You got that rich on the back of America and Americans. Show me your calluses, you billionaire scum
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  143. *Enough*. The war on Roe was always a clear violation of the Separation clause. The entire charge against the right to choose is a Christian crusade. It is, and has always historically been, Christians doing the lobbying, funding...and murdering & bribing. This has always quite clearly been about Church achieving power over State.
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  144. Bring it, you silly maggot
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  145. If you walk into a room thinking everyone else is the a$$hole but you, I've got some bad news for you, Ms Hoebert
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  146. Remember when she pretended to be all reformed and a better person? "Like me now, I'm the victim, amirite"? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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  147. Manchin & Sinema: We're the best at undermining our own party Gaetz: Hold my cocaine....I'mma end this guys entire career.
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  148. Every time they say they ran out of money and need your donations is a callout that they got the LAST truckload of embezzled millions successfully laundered and transferred to their Caiman Islands accounts.
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  149. She's not there to read it. She's there to play it, like a typical performing clown, so you don't notice the carnies staying out of the spotlight in the tent shadows. But they're there, doing Carnie stuff. But everyone is watching the Clown dance.
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  150. He certainly is a clingenshit
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  151. Jimmy Carter hasn't been in office for 43 years... Yet somehow he's personally housed more people than Republicans that entire time. With his own hands. But then again, I wouldn't trust the likes of Ted Cruz with pouring foundation concrete.
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  152. She's a grown adult who still believes in magic....AND a Master Race heritage apparently.
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  153. Oh yeah, that must be why most 'liberals' still poll Biden as being too old. Because of their 'two faced' opinion on his age. GTFO of here with your trash.
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  154. So some rightwingtuber just doesn't even understand the history of Minimum Wage. Got it. The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 was literally created to create a minimum standard of living....not starving with 1 earner, thus stabilizing the post-depression (and slavery) economy, created overtime pay, AND DID AWAY WITH CHILD LABOR. Exactly the opposite of what he is saying Minimum Wage is for.
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  155. I think we need to understand that they're not ending porn....they're just gonna bogart it all for themselves. Just ask Ted Cruz's interns.
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  156. No matter how hard you try, America can never satisfy the rich. They're just an insatiable hole. But anyone trying to destroy the ability of the nation to generate enough revenue is someone trying to end it.
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  157. Trump. Community Service. LOL, he would spontaneously combust before he ever did anything in the service of any community
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  158. She's being stalked by Hunter's Laptop, which morphed into a cyborg assassin after being struck by a Jewish Space Laser. It's been following her this whole time, waiting to strike. This is why we couldn't find it. And now it's interrupting her rerun Duck Dynasty stream. Insidious.
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  159. This is endemic about why our politicians are older than ever before....because beyond Trump's own personal awfulness, he himself is just a catspaw. An avatar for Party advisors who pull his strings and have the plans. It's the Aides and Advisors who are a Party;s foot soldiers behind a Politicians schemes. A senate full of old, doddering, vain puppets are the perfect tool for a Party's control mechanisms.
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  160. Maybe she would like to explain why the Heir Apparent to the Trump Dumpster is engaged to and dipping into the slopping seconds of Gavin Newsom's ex wife....Kimberly Cokehead Guilfoyle
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  161. You want to eat dogs and cats too?!?
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  162. Oh no, they absolutely want endless generations of a Peasant class. What do you think the 'job creators' think of themselves as? Fellow peasants? Of course not. They're Feudal Lords. But that doesn't work without a Serf class to serve them and their Ivy League Legacy kids, and THEIR Ivy League Legacy kids...
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  163. She got Ted Bundy eyes
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  164.  @uglyposterboy  He SHOULD seek an Attorney. Cuz you know what he is, just look at his name
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  165. 'Ordinary America' isn't how you spell 'Psychotic freaks with a child sex obsession who are actually a minority ethnic group', Sir Charles
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  166. Trump already sold out US forces in Syria and Afghanistan. First at the Battle of Khasham in 2018 when Putin ordered Russian Wagner Mercs to attack US troops there. Then later when Trump did less than nothing after Putin put bounties on US soldier's heads...he toadied up.
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  167. How has he not been popped by a vengeful dad by this point?
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  168. Wait, Stephen Miller is out of his coffin during the daytime? Oh, my bad. He just had studio lighting.
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  169. Reminder: Lauren Hoebert was elected by mail (Colorado is a Vote By Mail state), still insists Vote By Mail leads to election fraud, lol. Republican Logic.
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  170. He's a mannequin with someone's hand up his arse. An easy to program orange flesh robot that will regurgitate any meme you plug into his combover. Everyone really needs to be identifying his handlers by name. You can bet if they claim to have 'resigned' for no good reason, then they absolutely HAVEN'T resigned. Like Miller and Bannon and Stone.
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  171. It's because Social Media stopped being about being Social with your friends and about just being Media. The moment it became about 'influencers' it just became the Advertising industry in a new, more awful form.
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  172. And probably represents around 46.8% of the Medellin cartel's profit margins. Just on a Saturday.
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  173. Come on man, that's not fair to pigs. And maybe even Hitler.
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  174. What he learned was that he didn't have what it takes, and he has been jealous ever since.
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  175. Just like the 'Russian Adoption' meeting during his first campaign, this was before he was POTUS. Therefore, cannot be an 'immune' official Presidential act. It's officially Espionage done by a Presidential Candidate.
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  176. They literally don't understand why and how the Roman Republic became the Roman Empire. And they still think the Empire part was when Rome was 'best', which is why all their little white power romance novel clubs invoke Roman Empire themes, not Republic. Like the 3rd Reich. They never got the cautionary tale behind Caesar's rise to power or the lunacy of Rome's history.
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  177. Presidents speak on behalf of the US Government. A Government Of The People. Us. He puts words in all of OUR mouths. And his words were treasonous lies. A reckoning is due. He took the Presidential Oath. He willingly gave up those "1A protections"
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  178. He's literally responsible for freeing hundreds of ISIL prisoners taken in Syria
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  179. TEXAS! HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT! (God have mercy on their souls...)
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  180. James Carville last month: Democrats need to shut up and get in line behind Joe Biden! James Carville this month: President Biden is so noble for finally stepping down like I always said he should...
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  181. Morons vote for him because 'they don't like Politicians' Trump is a politician. Charles Koch is a politician. Timothy Melon is a politician. Republican donors you don't know are politicians. They just don't show up at the office, they make phonecalls to their Republican employees and write checks to make policy happen. Policy for themselves.
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  182. And why does she sometimes dress like Fred Flintstone? Oh, because she's a cave troglodyte. That's why.
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  183. Have another box of wine, Jeannie pooh
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  184. Fox News reporting this as Black on White violence in 3.....2......
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  185. People say Trump should be allowed on the ballot because he's popular. So was Robert E Lee after the Civil War. Still doesn't mean he belonged on a Presidential Ballot. And Lee remained unrepentant and vile til the end of his days. The 14th Amendment still matters, it just hasn't gotten a lot of exercise. Until now.
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  186. Shoulda given his car the Judge Dredd treatment
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  187. Peter Thiel personally walked JD Vance in to meet Trump and Voilà! Just like that, Vance was his running mate. We can safely infer that Thiel literally told Trump who his Veep would be with the power of his check book.
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  188. Mega pastors don't afford private jets by dabbling in facts, they're Dungeon Masters who do make believe for profit. Neither do people who can't qualify as Journalists, or are squatting the jobs of real Legislators. There was never a line between the business model of Jerry Falwell, David Duke, and Rush Limbaugh.
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  189. The entire GOP platform is now just a Eugenics program run by Evangelical master race zealots State religion now running a Theocracy of the race, by the race, for the race
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  190. Remember that he's mentally been like this since the Iranian Hostage Crisis when he was in the navy, and decided to go full Timothy McVeigh about the Carter Administration. That guy is what McVeigh would be if he had gone into paid politics instead of blowing up a federal building. Himself, anyways. He has been cheerleading others on to do it for decades.
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  191. But they're going to keep platforming this @$$hat by putting him on camera because he's an 'interesting' dumpsterfire who says stupid trash.
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  192. She exists and thrives because our Congressional system not only doesn't punish lying on the very floor of congress where OTHERS have to swear in, it encourages it by saying lying is 'legislative speech' It's not. Lying in the place the laws are MADE is pure Perjury, not 'healthy debate speech'
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  193. The Saudi Prince had a naturalized American murdered, and homeboy's response was to sell him more tanks. He wasn't just a 'somebody'. He was a naturalized American. AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
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  194. Nice citation you provided. You sure it wasn't for voodoo purposes? Religious freedom, bruh
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  195. And he was pardoned after being convicted for doing exactly this kind of politician supervillain sh*t... Yet there he is...on the loose, doing it all again with Double Down force.
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  196. He could never win a popular vote. He isn't the voice of 'The Public', so 'The Public' isn't going to do anything but clap as he goes into the dungeon
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  197. Goebbels. The resemblence is uncanny, just like Ted Cruz and Joe McCarthy
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  198. He's as much a doctor as Dr Detroit and Paul Rand Studying Psychology is not the same thing as practicing Psychiatry, kids
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  199. Darth Vader was a school shooter who also wore blackface. Edit: And voice! Prove me wrong.
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  200. If 14% is representative out of 330 million Americans who approve of her murdering a puppy, a goat, and horses = 46.2 million psychotic animal abusers on the loose
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  201. Wow. You ALMOST made a funny, there. By accident. Do you get bonus rubles for that?
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  202. George Santos has intercepted and neutralized all of the Ninjas that George Soros sent to kill Trump. The only reason you don't know about it is because he doesn't like to brag.
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  203. Fake news. You can't embarrass a sociopath like Gosar
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  204. I'm sure that Republican kid who murdered someone else with his rotten aim was also loyal to him until Trump backpedaled on Project 2025. Then he tried to shoot him. Badly.
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  205. And sadly, almost none of them that caused this can get pregnant. Dirty old rich white men and shrewish old church Me Mas, neither of whom ever have to worry about it being THEIR problem.
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  206. 1867: The Red Shirts 1933: The Brown Shirts 1940: The Silver Shirts 2016: The White Polos.......2023: The Blue Shirts. Fascism has an unhealthy relationship with their shirts.
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  207. Reminder: She's technically old enough to be President this October 13th.
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  208. OF MILF doesn't have enough makeup or ringlights to get Independents to vote for her, much less Democrats
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  209. Jury tampering is a crime. Doing it live on TV does not suddenly make it legal.
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  210. Oh, I get it... He doesn't like the alphabet.
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  211. Jared is facing his own possible indictment as of August last year, and is cooperating quietly with Jack Smith to keep it on ice. If he slips up or sticks his head too far out just once, any deals are voided and he's indicted.
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  212. lol, I love that he now has to tweet out loud TDS = TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME to make his not-meme stick, because now that Stewart is back, everyone just thinks THE DAILY SHOW and that just burns his ass You can't meme, Righty Tighties. You never could, and you can't seem to smell a stale one either. Stop before you hurt yourself.
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  213. All I learned here is that Trump doesn't pay for his own cocaine. Otherwise he'd have a better idea of it's street value
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  214. They were raised on tales and John Wayne movies of the 'good ol' days' of the Wild West, and the idea of shoot 'em ups excites them, especially if they can get away with it. Despite the fact that there were actually more gun prohibitions in the Frontier days of yore than today because...the Old West was a nightmare, not a WestWorld fantasy shooting gallery.
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  215. WTF is an 'HIV Relationship'? Do you have experience hanging out in HIV singles bars? Swipe right for Hot & HIV Positive Singles in Your Area?
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  216. Useful tokens. They must be breeding them in a secret lab somewhere with Uncle Ruckus's DNA on ice
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  217. And there it is, folks. Conservatives who rule by threat of gunfire have defined a Well Regulated Militia as any wifebeater on the street
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  218. I'm not saying it's saturated with decades of lost cocaine shipments....but it's saturated with lost cocaine shipments.
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  219.  @sreyxavier07  Don't I know it. I used to live in North Beach. The real North Beach, not the expensive tourist strip. It was like a Costco for wierd shit, dirty cops, angry old white slumlords, and narcotics I hadn't even heard of.
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  220. Dear God. Don't you fools realize?!? This could lead to a 10% drop in the value of gun manufacturer stocks! We must suppress this data immediately
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  221. But...but....the evangelicals are so oppressed you guys.... Which is why they are running around waving guns at everyone who won't cosplay with them and throw even more money at their fantasy role play Dungeon Masters. Because those poor oppressed preachers just don't have enough private jets.
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  222. I kinda wonder....if he DID show up in tight breeches and a powdered wig...would he still be violating the dress code? Or packing a big arse Stovepipe Hat. He is a tall dude like Abe. Because there's definitely precedent.
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  223. What an @ $ S h 0 L 3 There is no way in the 7 hells that Trump would ever take a legit drug test and let the results be known.
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  224. Are they going to give him Dick Cheney's 2nd hand heart? Because they're not gonna be able to save him from The Colonel's Extra Crispy Heart Failure. Ex President Cartman already has 2 and a half feet in the grave.
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  225. If she'd asked him to divide by zero, he would have given the same bullshit answer
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  226. I really, really thought these two were gonna kiss, all that steamy innuendo and eye contact
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  227. A fine campaign ad in the oldest of American traditions. Remember that Thomas Jefferson printed ads proclaiming President John Adams, his political rival and friend, was a hermaphrodite, who returned fire by saying Jefferson was a bastard of Indian and Black parentage. This is who we've always been, folks.
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  228. Steroids are a helluva drug
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  229. You can't make this stuff up, folks. It writes itself. "So there I was, no sh*t..."
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  230. She flip flops faster than an inflatable tube guy at a Trump used car lot
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  231. Doesn't mean they owe him any more attention than they already give him. Guy gets enough airtime.. Hand the mic to people who don't spend the entire day spinning BS to the frantic applause of barnyard animals. Might as well spend a 24 hour news cycle interviewing street corner preachers. We literally don't want to have to hear about him anymore. They are acknowledging that.
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  232. I can't talk. Am constantly noting that Trump is such a disgusting tubby f**k, he had to get a Surgeon General who would lie to him about it. I regret nothing.
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  233. Fox doesn't do free Speech. But they do do cheap speech.
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  234. PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS DUMB KLAN C**T FAMOUS BY PLATFORMING HER But hey, I guess she's good for YouTube clicks and quick headlines, huh, News Biz and YouTubers?
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  235. Legos. M&M's. Barbies. I'm starting to get the feeling that Republicans are really just Benjamin Button children with toys & a racist streak
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  236. Not a Free Speech Absolutist. A Hate Speech Salesman.
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  237. DIKKKSCHLAPPED
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  238. You can take the boy out of Africa, but you can't take the Afrikaner out the boy.
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  239. Alright....Who released the Crackhead?
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  240. He will either cut a deal with the DOJ to narc out senior Republicans involved in January 6th (why else do you think LIndsey Graham is freaking out) OR.... he's going to have an Epstein moment where he 'mysteriously' dies in his cell before he can cut the aforementioned deal.
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  241. Sergeant Major Walz should take Corporal Vance out to the PT pit and smoke him stupid(er) I have one question for you, JD Vance: A JELLY DONUT?!?!?
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  242. Historical Fact: This was how the 2nd iteration of the Klan got started. Their brand label was 'The Knights of Mary Phagan', and they used her death to blame blacks and jews, and then they lynched Leo Frank, a Northerner and Jew who offended their Southern Baptist sensibilities
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  243. So much for 'free' speech absolutism from the poster boy of Speech for Sale
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  244. Rural 'Murica: Don't assume from our country accents that we're bad people Republicans:
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  245. The US government has ALWAYS taxed people based on 'something' you are since the invention of Income Tax. Whether it's filing as a single or joint filer with no kids to a deployed soldier overseas. You've ALWAYS been taxed for your state of being.
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  246. No, these crimes are not the result of being destitute. They are not stealing to clothe themselves or put food in the cupboard. Those are food riots, not flash grabs. This is no different than when affluent high school girls in freakin' Grosse Pointe go purposely shoplifting with their friends. It's about the 'cool' and thrill of being a hood. And getting away with it. It's a power trip. Half of them will have nicer cars than YOU.
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  247. He got off light. This is the same guy who stood in a packed church and told the congregation "Some folks just need killing" Referring to anyone who is not an Evangelical Christian
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  248. So...a more famous rapist supports YOUR rapist? Good to know where your priorities are.
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  249. Can confirm: I don't respect Conservative areas. Kinda why one never moves back to the Sticks after managing an escape to more civilized surrounds.
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  250. Fake news. Everyone knows all the doctors are east and south asian now. Black v White doesn't even enter into the picture any more.
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  251. Eh, I bet she gets her orders through Trump's lawyers who remind her what the minimum Public Appearance quota is to stay in the will
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  252. If you want the ultimate, you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price. Send him a $5 superchat. - Bodhi
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  253. He was a failed attempt by Republicans (Steve Bannon is who knocked on his door and asked him to run) to siphon Independent votes from Biden. They figured he would get the Marianne Williamson demographic from the Green Party legacy voters among registered Democrats, too. The GOP didn't realize he just got their own flat earthers.
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  254. Trump can't even spell NFT
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  255. I mean, if you want to chase moderates over to the Republican side, you're doing a fine job of it. No better than them if every johnny-come-lately crusade talking point comes with a zero-tolerance policy attached. You DO know that for every childish Republican Klansman or Democrat Hippie there's 2 ordinary, independent Adult voters who won't sell their soul to some party, yes? Yet they have almost no representatives in congress.
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  256. I love how Megyn went right back to being her real self as an Ann Coulter clone
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  257. Meanwhile her 'free speech' is about recruiting people to threaten the lives of people she hates
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  258. Remember those Looney Tunes cartoons where they say "Whatever you do, don't you dare cross THIS line....." ? **Idiot crosses every line**
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  259. Notice that MSNBC and CNN are at it again today: Trying to say that Trump is going to get off by loopholes...to upset and rile everyone up, because it's ratings. Ratings, ratings, ratings. They would pay his bail. You all fail to come to grips with the 24 hour news franchises and Trump being partners
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  260. There must be like a Villain Vibe costume and makeup consultant making a bloody fortune inside the GOP I swear, these people come straight off a super-creep assembly line
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  261. Never let a guy who plasters himself in Jesus bumperstickers set up shop inside your vagina, Conservative Ladies
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  262. He's medically incapable of executing the duties of the Presidency That really, REALLY matters here. But this is only PART of why Age in a POTUS matters. The other parts are the emergency transfer of power when they die in office, and that their acts can be legally challenged by claims of mental infirmity, executing the duties of the office constantly questionable
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  263. Exxon.....if you're listening....I hope you can find a billion dollars, daddy has fines to pay
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  264. Oh, he's invented Sales Tax with extra steps. Bigly genius, this guy....he simply invoked the failed tax policy we had BEFORE income tax. You know...when America was broke as a joke.
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  265. You know it was false the moment Bartoromo said "YOU write" Her ghostwriter wrote
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  266. It's a rednekkk Evangelical Christian policy. Which is, by default, a gun & bible waving white Republican policy. So you ain't wrong.
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  267. Wow. Thanks, bruh. You totally woke me up with that. Guess I'll go turn in my Sheeple card now.
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  268. So should your mom
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  269. She should run against her husband as a Libertarian, lol
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  270. He was literally recruited and talked into running by Steve Bannon. That was all anyone should have been talking about from the beginning.
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  271. Other Republican's don't get to judge: At least Hoebert's date was a legal adult
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  272. The plot of the movie "Looker"... Ad studios take digital scans of models to be used in perpetuity...then snuff the model so they never have to pay them or let them object to how their likeness is used.
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  273. Grown adults who still believe in magic: Possibly the most dangerous thing to your continued existence.
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  274. Both trashcans and public bathrooms have become endangered species by local governments who found ways to defund them and steal the cash. Just a couple decades ago, we lived in places where public street corner trash cans and bathrooms at least in parks were everywhere. Now it's all 'privatized'
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  275. Give it time....they're working on it. Like ALL religions, they will purge what they can't convert
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  276. Because there's actual legal and financial repercussions unless they're doing it inside their bubbles...like Twitter. A loss of 3% profits that effects share values is unthinkable to a CEO, so he deflects any call outs on obvious racist policy he is responsible for.
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  277. $20 and a bottle of Mad Dog says she's got a clit bigger than a light saber that gets harder than Matt Gaetz at a 5th grade spelling bee, too
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  278. 30 years later, and his mom is still trying to straighten him out
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  279. "I was in fear for my life.." When in reality they are excited for any opportunity....ANY opportunity, to kill someone. That's why they started buying guns in the first place. Do delete people in hope of being lauded for it.
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  280. Religion. Our first, oldest, and most pestilential form of government. From your tribal shaman to the Popes. Divorcing our governments not just from Kings but also Clerics is both a shocking new advent in human government and also the hardest defend from our ancient cave-dwellers and peasants roots. Separation used to mark America as special & new, yet here these troglodytes are, pining for theocracy.
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  281. Which is why all the news platforms want him on their shows. He's classic clickbait. Has a unique sounding name and says inflammatory sh*t. They're platforming the hell out of him for the ratings.
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  282. Well, not anymore we don't. We have a GT (General Technical) score requirement on the ASVAB test. Minimum of 31, will only get you a job such as a cannon cocker (artillery) who really just needs to be able to lug heavy shells, yet even Infantrymen need to score a 50 to qualify for Grunt. I needed 107 to qualify for Medic when I was 17, got 131. You'd be surprised how many people don't even manage 31.
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  283. If there isn't Klezmer music paired with pew pew synthwave sound effects, then I don't even wanna watch your first music video
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  284. I wish Laura would just come out already. We can all tell she was once Kevin Sorbo before the top surgery. DISAPPOINTED!
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  285. GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! The power of Christ compels you, Stephen Miller! The power of Christ compels you!
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  286. Yes and no. No 'mass' voter fraud. BUT.... Lt Governor Dan Patrick was forced to pay $25k of that bounty for evidence of voter fraud....to a Democrat in Pennsylvania who caught a Republican who attempted to vote a second time as his own son back in 2021. But only $25k & hushed it all up. So he welshes on his bets, too.
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  287. Dear god, go away. This train has enough baggage already. We don't need to carry yours again, too LEARN TO OFFER BETTER CANDIDATES INSTEAD OF YOUR INNER CIRCLE, DEMOCRAT PARTY LEADERS
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  288. There wouldn't be enough N letters in the box for their vocab skills
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  289. Freshman: "Hey maaaan....you got any of that Slaughterhouse Five?" Book dealer in a trenchcoat: "Naw, we're out of that, but I got some of that Alice in Wonderland, playa." Freshman literature junkie: "Yeah, sounds good, gimme a hit of that. Can you front?"
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  290. What's the matter, Vatniks? Didn't go as well as you and your bosses hoped? Not the great Right Wing revolutionary masterpiece you wanted?
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  291. You don't understand how democratic majorities work vis-a-vis an issue being 'a loser'
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  292. To all the Republican Contestants on this episode of The Running Man: May the odds be never in your favor. 10 points will be taken from Slytherin. Hoping the Squid wins the Squid Game.
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  293. No. They literally made the last payment to the US treasury in 2006. Like the Dawes plan. Yes, 4 generations of British taxpayers had to see some of their bread sent to the US for the WW2 loans that kept them alive for the duration of the war. Uncle Sugar came for their quid just as inexorably as he comes for your dollar. What they are saying about 'strings attached' is a thing we already do.
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  294. Mannish Marge being offended by the trans is like listening to Jeffrey Dahmer complain about keto
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  295. It is the party of Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore, after all. They do so love to say 'If there is grass on the field, we will play ball'
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  296. DIC SCHLAPPED
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  297. We could always feed the poor. The problem is we can never satisfy the rich.
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  298. Man, what a dream job being Piro's producer must be. Just show up every day with a couple boxes of Pinot, slather the makeup and lighting filters, and watch Crazy Aunt Jeanine put on a show as she rants for a while.
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  299. I got into the wrong business in life. Applying bucketloads of makeup to female Conservatives with a palette knife is clearly where the money is. Eat your heart out, Tammy Faye. Ulta Cosmetics Junkies like Noem and Hoebert blew you out the water.
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  300. It's the feature of the state that shot JFK, not the bug.
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  301. We are literally caught in the crossfire between two different Cosplay franchises that wave guns at anyone who won't live according to their fantasy RPG campaign sourcebooks.
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  302. And a solid lesson on why political dynasties are a bad idea in the first democratic nation to get rid of it's king and aristocracy. Or at least until the Robber Barons of the Gilded Age and CEOs of the contemporary one became the new feudal bloodlines.
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  303. What do you want her to do? Advocate for bombing Iraq a 3rd time so KBR stock will be relevant again? Maybe a song and dance?
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  304. He's not after votes, and neither are Republicans. They're out to make voting not matter anymore.
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  305. Junior was always Bannon's guy. RFK is as much an 'Independent' as I'm Colonel Sanders.
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  306. Used to be the /b/ nazis could meme. But then, decades later, Grandpa figured out how to use the internet. En masse. And now the Right can't meme anymore. No more 'Pools Closed' memes, nowadays all they got is 'Lets Go Brandon' lol
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  307. I think he just puts a fake stick-on mustache over each eye. The ones you get in a 20-pack for Halloween
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  308. Cool, so will they string up Kid Rock as a race traitor now?
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  309. This guy musta been Joe Exotic's lawyer
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  310. Multiple Choice Test. Choose all that apply: A. Hiding Syphilis sores B. Was cosplaying as OJ before jumping up on stage C. Is wearing the hand equivalent of Lifts to hide his tiny hands
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  311. He just needed the college money :P
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  312. Female, black, young, and gay Republicans are only allowed in the party as bad examples, to remind their old, white Evangelical male voters that you should prefer old, white, Evangelical male candidates. Why else do you think they only sport a couple token bimbos and the likes of Herschel Walker & George Santos?
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  313. lol, I think Marla was just relieved that he couldn't tell the difference between her and E Jean Carroll in a photograph.
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  314. "I know you are, but what am I?" - Top-Paid Republican Strategists
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  315. I got high just watching that
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  316. Meth, Conservatism, and Opiods are a helluva drug(s)
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  317. MONORAIL!
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  318. "Bro, there's 5 other open urinals. Why TF are you standing right next to mine?"
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  319. "You're in a Johnny cab!" 5 minutes later: Johnny Cab explodes
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  320. This is comletely unfair and unwarranted....... ...... .... To the other inmates.
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  321.  @thesoundsmith  Because Texas stands above all others when it comes to their legacy of being traitors. The so called Lone Star State has flipped sides 4 different times. 1. First, they were Americans who left for Mexico so they could keep their slaves. 2. Then, they were Mexicans who betrayed Mexico so they could keep their slaves. 3. Third, they betrayed The Union for the Confederacy so they could keep their slaves. 4. Today they pretend to be the most 'Murican of Muricans, but are ALWAYS the biggest agitators threatening secession and civil war.
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  322. But your Mom has
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  323. FFS, NIXON famously made a big deal out of nominating a hispanic Female justice to the bench for the political optics..just no jews. And you KNOW this guy adored Nixon. Nixon then went back and made sure she wouldn't see confirmation and told everyone 'Aw...too bad, better luck next time'. Hell, even Reagan appointed Sandra Day O'Connor.
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  324. "I like Arch Dukes who don't get assassinated" - Austria-Hungary
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  325. Chappaquiddick is BACK, Baby! Yeah!
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  326. Just remember: Whenever you think you're having a great, wild time with your friends, ONE of them is going to be a Judas and try to score their 30 pieces of silver.
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  327. Gutfeld should be collecting benefits. He was born with a butthole for a face. It's a real disability, people.... Incapable of doing anything without that shitty look on his mug.
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  328. I always love it when they use the MTG in Fred Flintstone's Shirt pic. She is a cave woman, after all.
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  329. It's time to relabel this as what it is: Political & Religious health. Because those are the primary tools used to inject insanity into otherwise healthy brains
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  330. Religion is the oldest, first form of Government in Human existence. From tribal shamans to Pharaohs & Popes. We are just now, relatively speaking, shedding that miserable, barbaric backwards social structure. But of course Religion will threaten you with death for trying to break free of it's grasp. Evangelicals are simply the smallest, newest, bush-league flavor of that attempt by clergymen to make you their peasants.
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  331. /facepalm Ok, nope. Lots of things you can throw pooh at apple for, but THIS is not that hill worth dying on And this is why people holler 'Snowflake' at some people. Come on, man, pick better fights.
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  332. I didn't know you could grunt in a southern twang until she came along
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  333. By promising rural rubes and suburban cowboys that they'll get rid of brown people. That's literally the central, unifying item in their whole brainstorm diagram of various other agendas. And destroying America is A-OK in Mean Old Uncle Bobs mind, because he thinks he will get to create a new country in his own image.
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  334. No no, I want him to prep. If his handlers manage to lodge a single talking point into his decaying thinker, he will just get caught in a logic death loop and Error 404 out
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  335. I'm Hawaiian. Maoli. I could sit here, like my parents, and rant about Haoles and the Queen and all that, and it would just be trash. At the end of the day, I was born in the US and am just as much of a 'native' as literally everyone else here regardless of color, and no one owes me 'special reparations'. We all owe each other everything and nothing. Which is to say: Stop trying to tax one skin tone to pay another. Besides, I seem to recall some 360,000+ Union dead in the Civil War. That's one helluva price.
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  336. She survived speaking against the dogma of the 'Country' music industry committed to a South Rising Again through fascism where the Dixie Chicks did not. More popular or not, that still required rolling a natural 20 on her saving throw.
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  337. Apparently just calling it a Communications Degree just wasn't bringing the kids in
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  338. Imagine if all the residents of an alzhiemer's ward were the ones in charge of managing the Millennial & Gen Z nursing staff. That's what the Senate is. An Assisted Living facility that is spending your money and making up the rules you have to live by.
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  339. He would've been less bad if he'd just walked in and said "What it is, Blood! Slap me some skin.....DY-NO-MITE!"
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  340.  @kevinray5636  That's a sliding scale, not a binary state
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  341. They're not 'His' secret service. They aren't guarding him as some sort of perk package, it's to keep him from leaking the secrets every President knows. A job they have quite clearly been failing at.
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  342. Wait, I thought COVID got this guy... Oh wait, that was Nein Nein Nein Cain. Sorry, didn't mean to seem racist. Just optimistic.
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  343. Cortez ranks #8 among Most Popular/Positive Opinion of Politicians in the US, would be #4 and holds the #2 slot in Congress behind Sanders, and behind Harris & Biden, and ahead of Trump, but the list includes no-longer active politicians like Carter and Obama taking up 4 slots ahead of her.
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  344. I agree. I think Laura doesn't deserve food, water, and shelter
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  345. Trump: Not even once.
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  346. If the Army had finished processing my retirement just 2 weeks sooner...I wouldn't have this arseholes seismograph scrawl on my retirement letter. 24 years of service in boots and all I wanted to do was wad it up and throw it in the round file because he managed to tarnish even that, too.
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  347. We're a former world power destabilized by a domestic terrorist network buried too deep in the government to cut out now without the cancer metastasizing We just don't realize it, and even when we do, we won't admit it.
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  348. He had to take a plea deal to stay out of jail. WHILE he was in office. For simple perjury, he was facing more SERIOUS consequences than this fat orange traitor. But of course...Republicans neglect to mention that HE had no Presidential immunity.
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  349. His voters were hoping for a remastered Trump remix album, instead they're getting reruns with ads.
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  350. They thought the Deliverance banjo music was quaint and followed it like it was the Pied Piper.
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  351. NOTHING is funnier than watching someone who was CLEARLY one of the classic early 2000's /B/ freaks like Howell pretend to be completely ignorant of all these things "In the name of Christian VALUES", when you KNOW he's the kind of sick dork who has gore hentai on his hard drive. Didja take notice how old Howell is? The old "pools closed" 4Chan Righty Whiteys are middle aged now.
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  352. Because if a few % can take ALL the money and real estate in the nation, then you have Feudalism. Lordship. And that's what the Rich are after. Becoming Royals with full ownership of Peasants. THERE IS NO DEMOCRACY WHERE MONEY IS SPEECH Because you can no longer afford to speak loud enough. All speech becomes unequal
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  353. I hear he's available to babysit on weekends and leads Sunday School classes
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  354. He's not an adulterer. He's a Master Racer who thinks he's spreading his 'Superior Genes' by knocking up anything that crosses his path
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  355. ***excited Judge Roy Moore and Newt Ginrich noises***
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  356. And yet Cokehead Junior won't say why his dad shot Tupac on 5th avenue After all, he bragged about getting away with it
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  357. Remember reading about the Middle Ages and some old Duke or King being served up a young pretty girl for his queen in an arranged marriage, and feeling thankful that times have changed? Yeah, they haven't.
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  358. 10 Years a Slav
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  359.  @myeyeswentdeaf6213  I had lasik done. Do you think I wanted the white guy to do it? HELL NO, I asked for a proper asian chap to handle the computer controlled laser equipment. As is tradition.
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  360. He really expects your grandma to be picking cotton on his plantation til she dies. He doesn't realize that after the inevitable defamation cases wipe his 'wealth' out, SS is all he's going to have too
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  361. Jesus god NO. Did we learn NOTHING from the OJ trial? Cameras in the courtroom are a disaster. The only people who benefit is the News. And THEY are the Big Business that wants it for purely selfish reasons
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  362. Only Ben Shapiro could be terrified of a girl who lost her voice becoming a cunning linguist
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  363. Holy shit my ears
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  364. Go home, Ivan. You're drunk. And stupid. And evil.
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  365. lolholygodyourepatheticlol
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  366. The global ecosystem is more likely to recover from a nuclear exchange than it is from the Plankton dying off from ocean heating disruption and microplastic toxicity. Life ends. Not just ours.
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  367. The Show Me State showing a lot of White Hoods lately. County judge 'Cotton' Walker denied the Republican Party half-heartedly filing to kick Darrell McClanahan (how on the nose is THAT name?) off their own ticket for being in the Klan. He lost bad, but still....that says a lot that a MO judge allowed a domestic terrorist to run.
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  368. We didn't put all those military bases in the South after 1865 to stimulate their economy...
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  369. That dude is the living embodiment of the classic American cokehead.
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  370. My favorite irony is that pretty much all of these triggered homophobe tweeps are the same ones upvoting anything tagged 'Futa' on Newgrounds and DeviantArt
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  371. And was not only never repentant after being given clemency, but was going to try to run for either President or Senator....he was a major reason for that little bit in the 14th Amendment about Traitors not holding office Lincoln was way, WAY too lenient on the Confederate royalty
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  372. If you passed around a True/False ScanTron at CPAC that asked "If there is grass on the field, play ball?", I guarantee all of them would come back with the True bubble filled in
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  373. "How dare you not join my team and obey me! They're EATING OUR PETS?!?" - Random Ragepublican
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  374. Middle aged Russian males adore Gangster (Bratva = Russian Mob) culture and associations like old white men in the US adore 1% Biker Gang myths. So Prigozhin is definitely their cup of tea. What we don't commonly know is that he has much more than just his front line military mercs, he has spies, hitmen, and..... He owns the Internet Research Agency. The Trolls from Olgino in St Petersburg. You know them as the Russian trolls who show up here in YouTube comments, twitter feeds, and facebook. And they are here right now.
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  375. "I mean a song...a REAL song. When you was slaves, you sang like birds!" - What he's really saying
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  376. If you think that's bad, you aughta meet Army Medics/Naval Corpsmen. And after that, I went into the nursing biz. 50 year old divorced mom CNA's put our saltiness to shame. Simply put: If you're not in the game, don't think you get to judge the coping mechanism humor & STFU. Self-righteous finger pointing by punks on a 'propriety' power trip can go home. They don't do the work. That said, that's not what these cops were doing. They meant every word of it, no sarcasm involved.
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  377. I'm curious just WHERE they think their modern day Mason-Dixon line would be...if they think it's just everyone in the sticks and trailer parks outside of urban city limits, they really don't remember the LAST time the Uppity Rural Royalty tried that at the Malheur Refuge standoff. You remember...when they sat around conspiring to kill fed employees but forgot to bring enough TP and snacks.
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  378. Has the most mannish looking woman in Congress for a GF, carries on about how manly he finds liberal women. SEEMS LEGIT.
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  379. Meanwhile, the Saudis are using their hooks in American Business media like Bloomberg to push anti-EV propaganda, saying you shouldn't ditch your gas burner because they're all so efficient now! YAY! They've been at this since 2019, and it's clear they've canvased the entire financial media sector. The Saudis are afraid of going broke. Or even just a smidge less obscenely wealthy.
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  380. The moment they stopped being the Draft Dodging, Weed Growing, Gun Packing, Tax Dodging Jerry Bear libertarians of the 60's and became just a Rich Man's elite Stormtrooper subdivision of the GOP
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  381. They think their way is the way to place themselves above everyone else. Superior social status is the goal, even if it's an illusion. It's not that they think they must be at the top, it's that they demand someone be beneath them.
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  382. Moreover, sooner or later he's going to get a real dig in on Trump, and then some angry Trump bootlicks are gonna gun him and anyone standing too close to him down. Probably on one of the orders of some Trump lieutenant like Roger Stone.
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  383. Untrue. She can do all sorts of 2 letter combos. BJ. HJ. VJ (if you have to ask, you can't afford it) She's a Jobs creator.
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  384. So sick of the new democracy being about your vote mattering only if you 'donate' more. You're not signing petitions, you're being solicited for congressional prostitution. The moment Money became Speech, then all Speech stopped being Free.
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  385. Same way trailer park & middle class working men can swallow their Anti Union shenanigans. At the end of the day, it's about getting rid of Brown People since 1865.
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  386. We know our Democracy, and by extension our Legal system, isn't free and fair. We know perfectly well we've got the best one Money can Buy.
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  387. Yeah, he let ISIS prisoners loose after backstabbing our Kurdish allies who were guarding them, and he surrendered our positions in Syria after the Russians attacked US troops in 2018 and got their asses whipped for their trouble. Apparently being a peacemaker to MAGA = Surrendering everything on the spot
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  388. It wasn't just Biden digging his heels in, the Party itself always wanted a Harris presidency, but not an election to do it. They wanted him to pass away in office so Harris could get the job and check the Woman of Color POTUS box for them. They just didn't want to admit that Biden wasn't going to get re-elected. So, technically, it's the same plan, but Harris is going to have to actually get elected.
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  389. They insist the Council of Nicaea never happened just like they say the Southern Strategy never did either
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  390. I always picture that one scene from The Last Starfighter, but moaning in rapt delight instead of pain, and he's watching Alex Jones reruns instead of being executed by Xur Either way, still most revolves around Aliens jumping a border.
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  391. lol, F off, little sissy boys
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  392. E. Jean Carroll should take all that Trump money and give it to the Ukrainians to help fund their defense. It's like a proxy way to fight back against her own attacker.
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  393. I mean, his GF has spent an inordinate amount of time screaming about wanting that laptop
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  394. She's doing the job they gave her. Red Herring. She has never been a serious legislative threat. But as a lightning rod for YouTubers and the Press? You're looking at her doing her song and dance 24/7/365, so you're not looking at Dan Crenshaw and his ilk as they do REAL damage. TYT and MSNBC need to put the light on the ring masters, not the clowns in the rings.
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  395. But the media love her because she's easy clicks, every time, and she always puts on a show for them The bigger the trainwreck, the brighter the dumpster fire, the more the 24 hour news cycle and YouTubers love her while saying how much they hate her.
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  396. The Tea Party's message being said....that the Tea Party conservatives betrayed because they thought a rich guy could purge brown people for them.
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  397. Blame still needs to be laid at the feet of the Democrat Party who were hellbent on making Biden run for a 2nd term knowing full well that was an idiotic idea. They KNOW it's an idiotic idea, and they do it anyways. They just want Harris to inherit the Presidency so they can check their Female President bingo block.
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  398. VR is still pretty big, fam. It didn't fizzle like 3D TV, it is just cruising along, gaining ground bit by bit. Clearly you haven't played Walkabout Mini Golf with friends yet. It's the long-game, not the Smart Phone boom.
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  399. Providing for both the Common Welfare and Common Defense are in the constitution, so there's the constitutionality of Social Security and, yes, also Defense Spending. Although Republicans spend it on overpriced Raytheon gizmos to up their stock value rather than the men and women in boots. But nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, is the right to incorporate a company in the Constitution.
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  400. The Governor of Cocainestan "Nosedives" We see what you did there.
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  401. We never said you couldn't. For example, I myself am not a huge fan of trailer trash. Nothing personal buddy.
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  402. No, US Government Officials, who speak on behalf of others and the Government, do not enjoy freedom of speech. Lying is not 'healthy legislative debate' when on the floor of the place laws are MADE. It's tantamount to perjury. When they lie or spew their personal ca-ca, they put THEIR words in YOUR mouths.
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  403.  @CrunchyDark  Fiscally conservative, socially moderate-to progressive independent. Edit: Prosperism (as an Economic system) is also a good match for Democracy (as the paired Political system). The mix of self interest and national/international interest, vs Capitalism's bloody minded narcissism and Communism's inescapable vortex of corruption.
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  404. Trump's money was more interested in people thinking he WAS banging pornstars and playmates to push his Kirkland Brand Hugh Hefner act than covering it up. Because it was CONSTANTLY being brought up as tabloid fodder at the time it was 'hushed up' That's some pretty leaky hush money, if you ask me. More like ego-faking money.
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  405. To be frank, I'm surprised her lips work at all after all that botox She look like Ted Bundy wearing a woman's face as a mask
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  406. That's a little-mentioned economic model called Prosperism, which certainly ain't Communism, but sits squarely between Democratic Socialism and Market Capitalism (which, as the name implies, is about giving profits only to those who already had all the Capital). Prosperism is where those who do the work, get the gains. Not the people who loan their hoarded money. It's Co-Op/Profit Share economics.
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  407. Literally just doing the work of the rich. Just like the Tories did the work of the Royals. "Revolutionary" American values my arse.
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  408. After wiping his lardy arse with it
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  409. he look like a Vladimir Putin that got left in a hot car to melt on a sunny day
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  410. When you're an important Public Employee, you don't get Freedom of Speech. You. Must. Pay. For. Every. Thing. You. Say. Because you're no long speaking for yourself. And especially when you're POTUS, because you're speaking for America. Putting your words in our mouths.
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  411. And someone needs to tell that Judge that nowhere in the 2A does it say a damn thing about 'state of the art' guns. It says bear arms. FOR A STATE MILITIA. Doesn't say every dips**t with a credit card and a Cabellas nearby has a right to buy an M777 Howitzer off the shelf.
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  412.  @Dragonfryers  Correct-o-mundo. I served in the Guard, as per the actual meaning of the 2A. Every state has a law on the books that defines the Guard as the Organized Militia. And it's why the facilities are called Armories. Because that's where the People's arms are kept, being necessary to the security of a free State, also as per the actual meaning of the 2A. And those arms are only supposed to be handed out after the Unorganized Militia are rounded up and pressed into the service of the Organized, Well Regulated one. Which means drafted and trained.
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  413. Including Trump himself.
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  414. In other news, Annual Ninja Parade slips through town completely unnoticed, too
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  415. Even I have to side with the 'How hard was the R' possibility Francesca brings up. Oh I know a whiskey tango like him says it and means it in like minded bigoted company, but context matters, and this was just typical "look how DOWN I am" cringe. THIS time he didn't say it like you KNOW he does around fellow trash.
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  416. Now we know what happened to Alex Jones' frogs.
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  417. Feudalism. This is how some people became Lords, and others Peasants. The guy with the secrets to growing Food ends up with all the land, and then starts a Religion with himself as the High Priest and Landlord. AKA a King. And his various hangers-on, dukes, barons, counts, etc. Which is what Billionaires think they will be by making him King. Royalty at long last.
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  418. Impeachment is only a political tool when there's two parties at war with each other running this entire nation without representing the majority by either of them. You wouldn't see abuse of the mechanisms of representative government if we had proportional representation. Which we absolutely do NOT. Independents do NOT get their representation in return for their taxation.
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  419. Because he promised to get rid of brown people. They sold their souls and pledged allegiance to a whole different country the moment he did that.
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  420. Everyone has their price. And she has a calendar and can count. She knows he'll be pushing up daisies soon enough.
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  421. An ally of Russia isn't going to try to assassinate Vlad's greatest operative in US Politics
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  422. The Republican Party is destabilizing the nation so they can break it up to buy it up. Guess who the Royal Lords of these little fiefdoms will be? If asked to choose between being Republican or American, you know what their answer is.
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  423. Oh lord, I'd forgotten that Zombie Apocalypse Theory is still central to Conservative dogma
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  424. Saint Cricket
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  425. Spotify has been doing this for months now, and it's passable, won't exactly cause a big shockwave here in PDX where our radio stations are trash anyways, and we stream in Bend's awesome KRXF instead
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  426.  @zartanicus  Sure you do. Tell me more about how 'street' you are. And don't forget to capitalize that unnecessarily too
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  427. Having and using are two very different things. Like other gym memberships.
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  428. We said that about a fat, stupid, bankrupt reality TV failure, too But when our grade school teachers said ANYONE could be President...they were cursing us, not cheering us on
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  429. The real reason all the 'new media' is upset is because Stewart put the brakes on their BS before (ask Crossfire from when Tucker was on CNN) with equal abandon, and they have been running wild on Trump Crack since Jon retired. He is back to attack their gravy train, and they're threatened by him. He's, to steal a meme, about to end their whole careers.
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  430. Adults should not believe in Magic. At least, not if they want to be trusted to run heavy machinery or a government of laws.
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  431. He became an indie folk singer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw&list=WL&index=1
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  432. Next up needs to be employed engineers. All of whom are the actual inventors of everything, but the 'IP' of their creations is owned by their boss who didn't do dick except cash the checks and crack the whips.
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  433. I wonder how he explained paying to pave the roads that deliver their Chinese Knockoff trash that they sell to us with their logo on it? Oh, that's right. He didn't. Because he's never figured out how to create revenue.
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  434. William F Buckley never changed his views after getting so famously trounced by James Baldwin. Because neither debating participant was trying to convince the other one. They're trying to convince the crowd. Which is exactly what pointless social media comments are trying to do, too.
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  435. We used to be smart enough to properly call it what it is: Eugenics
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  436. Well that was quick.
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  437. Why is it only awful people seem to be enjoying 'freedom' in the Land of the Free, and all they do with it is awful things while the rest of us only get the 'consequences' of living in a society of rules
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  438. This is some awfully low hanging fruit. Acknowledging that reality is reality isn't some breakthrough
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  439. And this is the guy who cohosted Ring of Fire.... Well, we all got that ONE relative, I guess. And everybody got SOMETHING to hide. But RFK has a ton of s**t he should hide, But he just can't read the room well enough to know to hide it.
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  440. No, he lost money, is all. And it's not like a 'Job Creator' to have to come in and do any work of their own. That's for the Peasants to do, his job is just to count the money and dodge taxes.
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  441. I think they call that 'Quiet Gratitude' But, for obvious reasons, they have to pretend to disown them
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  442. Three words: Midichlorians. Jar Jar.
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  443. Awwww.....does itty bitty little bebeh demand Impeachment? Awww.
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  444. Seasonal, random and unannounced Drug Screenings for all elected officials and Justices, too. Supervised by independent agents. With the results publicly posted. Let's see how many cokeheads stay in congress THEN.
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  445. PS: Watch out, Don. Do you want Cocaine Bear? Because this is how you get Cocaine Bear.
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  446. He had Michael Cohen threaten to sue to keep his grades for his 'Bachelors of Science in Economics' hidden.
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  447. Hard disagree. He just takes the Quid, and then stiffs everyone on the Quo
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  448.  @MrYago-xd7um  <<--- gets it. It's about preserving White voter numbers for conservatives, maintaining a cultural lead they are losing. And they're not wrong: communities of color proudly laugh in white, cranky conservative America's face about the fact that they're outbreeding them.
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  449. SO SAY WE ALL. - Commander Adama
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  450. Why does she dress up like Fred Flintstone?
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  451. She comes from that strange genus of human clone automatons that will sell you a car with no money down Roughly 21% of the entire US population is descended from that first primordial saleman ancestor and expresses the same soulless 'do whatever it takes to make the sale' gene in everything they do.
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  452. Republicans have a literal depopulation policy on one hand, and a 'force white kids to breed faster' agenda on the other
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  453. The Grifto Bros didn't see that as a fail. Crypto Bros made their wealth on the wallets of morons who can't understand that THEY are what is being mined, and the High Priest of Morons just delivered a BS sermon to his faithful on their behalf.
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  454. I'm fairly certain that every swag bag at CPAC is packed with a complimentary 8 Ball of colombian Bam-Bam if you make over $250k a year, and if you make less, you probably weren't allowed in and will have to settle for a rail of meth like the rest of the base.
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  455. You must be at least THIS >------< Sane to ride the Government Jobs Ride. Mental Health screening required for servicemen.....but not for the people in charge of servicemen??
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  456. If this is their new form of protest, then I'm all for THIS kind of free speech clownery. At least it's not the usual MAGA drivel, and it's not a typical bunch of gun waving. Carry on, sir, even if you're not on my team. Because I can at least respect the game.
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  457. People keep saying it's an Education problem. Nuh-uh. It's a Being an A-Hole problem. Which is a choice. So is deliberately acting like a dipsh*t. Plenty of educated Ivy League types in the GOP, they chose to be ignorant A-Holes.
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  458. False Flag date. Clearly that was a jewish FBI Antifa Agent playing the role of the Most Honorable Hooker from Colorado.
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  459. Naw, he would only be in the KGB's & Epstein's with underage trafficked girls. White people, ya know.
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  460. "The Bubble-Headed bleach blonde comes on at 5....she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye" - Don Henley, Dirty Laundry
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  461. Yes, commit some crimes of your own in the Old Man's name, Trump Clan. See what happens.
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  462. TEXAS! HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT! Chorus: (God have mercy on our souls...)
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  463. When they say he's 'better for the Economy', what they really mean is 'opportunity for me to rip off the Taxpayers'
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  464. He literally looks like Joseph Goebbels, but balder and smiling Even has the same job description, too!
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  465. Clearly, Big Toe wrastlin' is the only way to resolve the Alpha status of political pundits
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  466. If I committed the double whammy of tax fraud and bank fraud by doing what Trump did, men with guns would have come with a warrant and stuck me in a cell for a goodly amount of time and taken my freedom away. At gunpoint. Instead that arsehole not only is free, but is running for POTUS. Again??
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  467. They hit you because they love you
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  468. This is all the Kremlin's 25 year old plan succeeding. Portraying themselves as the saviors of white christian culture for a quarter century, and through the GOP, it's taken root.
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  469. THERE IS NO COW LEVEL - Diablo
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  470. Ok. Cool. Let's say it's creepy. Now what.
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  471. This is literally what every generation deals with. This is not a new conspiracy. Old people (who aren't really at risk of having kids again) telling young people to get married and settle down and have kids, young adults saying 'f that, I got partying to do', until the happy accident happens.
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  472. You're too old to still believe in magic, Old Man
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  473. He spends that kind of HBO money just on lawyers about 3rd episode.
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  474. Literally ALL of the ISIS prisoners we took in Syria
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  475. Church of Elvis. Who's down?
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  476. "It occurs to me the best way to hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people" - Billy Ray Valentine, Trading Places
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  477. Jingle Bells, Orange Man Smells, Republicans laid an egg. Plea Deals took his wheels and Hunter got away...HEY!
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  478. Donald Trump surrendered our positions in Syria and had General Mattis 'resign' to placate Putin after Russian and Syrian troops attacked our people in February 2018. The Battle of Khasham. A battle that nearly an entire battalion of Russian troops, armor, and arty lost attacking a single US platoon. AFTER Russians put bounties on US troops. THEN Trump let thousands of ISIS escape prison.
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  479. HAHAHAHA, couldn't happen to a nicer party. Please LET the Trump failtrain derail the GOP once and for all. BOTH of these parties are obsolete. The DNC is stuck in the late 90's, and the GOP is stuck in early 30's.
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  480. I'd like to be a fly on the wall if somebody in the S-1 tried to tell a Sergeant Major that he can't drop his 20 year letter and retire just because another deployment is coming up. We used to have a name for that kind of stunt: Stop Loss. Ask anyone how well THAT went over with us. You process our letter, then say 'Thank you for your years of service' as we walk into the sunset.
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  481. The dress is blue. I'm tellin' ya
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  482. Minimum Wage was just a third of the 1938 law that created it. It's also the same law that created time-and-a-half overtime and eliminated most child labor practices. A thing these fools are ALSO trying to bring back. Minimum wage was created in a time of single-earner families to survive after the depression and establish a stable economy. A thing which it did and did well. Until Reagan.
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  483. All the backlash online shows us is how invested and pervasive paid trolling for a political party is. Now you see how often you aren't dealing with a fellow citizen, but a bot and a clickfarmer on the Party dime.
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  484. They're both 2 feet in the grave. We don't need to be electing someone who probably won't even make it to the inauguration. And that means BOTH of them. Acknowledging the Grim Reaper has the final swing vote isn't ageism, it's realism. Put your victim card back in the deck, sweetheart.
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  485. Everyone you just named The GOP
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  486. Republicans: Open mouth, insert hoof
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  487. The issue here isn't AI deepfakes. It's that the stock market can be goaded into 'chaos' because of....let's be real here, some silly bombing at the pentagon, real or not. Because that's exactly what most attacks are: pointless. Bloody.....but pointless.
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  488. He will have plenty of time to name them when he offers to flip on the entire GOP leadership over January 6th for a plea deal. Either that or Lindsey Graham just really likes him that much.
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  489. What? Because Republican voters are witless minions? Democrats WISH their voters were too, but Indies decide.If you think the answer to America's future is for everyone to be a witless minion to a party, then YOU'RE part of the problem. We don't need leaders. We need representatives and civil service professionals. It's a democracy. We're supposed to lead OURSELVES. Like free adults.
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  490. I swear, America is a social control experiment and they've failed to maintain the suspension of disbelief There is no democracy, there is no United States, there's just a vast testing ground so The Queen (who clearly never died) can perfect methods for mass control of the peasants.
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  491. "Don't make them choose between their economic situation...." REPUBLICANS are responsible for the street-level economic situation. They lit the Price Gouging Bat Signal, and always have done. The party of Cash Registers, not Americans.
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  492.  @AnitaSumpter  Report for spam and misinformation, move on
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  493. You can also order a pizza or a swat team to places you aren't at. It's called having a phone.
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  494. "People really like me!" - Failed actors "MORE people really like me!" - Failed actors who became Unfluencers and Republican Amateur Politicians
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  495. If you like 'em dumb with that Cultist twinkle in their eye, I guess. But hey, I try not to kink shame.
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  496. Well, all those Peasants ain't gonna enslave themselves
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  497.  @mfowler9712  The America First movement of Father Coughlin (the Rush Limbaugh of the 1930's) was in bed with the actual, no BS Nazi party, and had Republican politicians in Congress using the US postal service to distribute legit Nazi propaganda to American's mailboxes. Yep, "America First" was a Nazi stooge organization leading up to WW2. Proto-MAGA.
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  498. It's so painful to watch old conservatives trying to brainstorm alliterate meme. Like watching people play Scrabble in an Alzheimer's wing.
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  499. The guy was busted for heroin in '83 I don't think he fits the bill for people who should recommend what drugs we take. Also: A guy who's voice sounds that way because he caught Measles maybe shouldn't be the one to warn you about the MMR vaccine that he didn't take.
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  500. I, for one, welcome my new rattle-shaking evangelical witch doctor as my primary care physician Once he's done examining the bumps on my skull, he shall treat all my ailments with a mercury physic and tincture of Alex Jones silver cure-all.
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  501. She's a typical rural 4-H princess who likes to play Cowgirl dress up on her wealthy Daddy's ranch, and watch real ranch hands do all the work, and claim she had anything to do with it, ever. I can promise you she's never so much as cracked a nail. Just ride her prize horses and play Ponderosa Queen.
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  502. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time achieve enough rank
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  503. Portland never surrendered, despite Trump sending his Fed goons to grab people off the streets. The nation won't either, when the time comes.
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  504. I wanna know why Republicans weren't vigorously defending Hunter's right to carry a people killer. Shall Not Be Infringed, amirite, gun nuts? Where is your god now?
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  505. But then he wouldn't have gotten to shoot someone.
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  506. If all other Presidential administrations were Shakespeare, then the Trump administration was Tiger King Hokage of the Hidden Trailer Park Village. Just try to picture Trump Naruto running.
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  507. It's gross how the Media can only ever circle back to "CAN WE HAVE OUR CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM? BUT WHAT ABOUT GETTING OUR CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! OUR 24 HOUR ADDICTION NEEDS CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN OJ! CHA-CHING!" They have no interest in this trainwreck coming to an end. They always hint at loopholes to keep it going.
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  508. Right, and Babylon Bee isn't a cringefest of fail, amirite??
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  509. Worst. Yandere. Ever.
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  510. As she shouts with a soft light filter and make-up assistant, hairdresser, clothing staffer
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  511. When WASN'T he teamed up with Steve Bannon. They are council members in the real deep state. The legion of stooge doing the bidding of a handful of stupid rich employers. The people we SHOULD be looking at. Like Charles Koch and Timothy Mellon, the descendant of that old Robber Baron of the Gilded Age, who is still doing Robber Baron things.
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  512. Ugh. FFS. I'm Maoli, and even I'm sick of hearing everyone trying to jump on my Grandparent's bandwagon to virtue signal for themselves. YOU don't get to scream 'colonizer'
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  513. Nobody goes into their barber and is all like: Give me the Trump.
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  514. Please, sir. I actually care about what I eat. At least a little.
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  515. FFS, Ted. Just call him Token and be done with it, already.
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  516. There was never a whole lot of difference between being ruled by a King or a handful of Roman Consuls. Council of dirty wizards in a high tower beyond the reach of the peasants.
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  517. Don't feel bad. I thought Wiz Khalifa was a gold plated urinal in a Saudi palace.
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  518. Legends say the day Trump left the white house, he took the Colonel's 7 secret herbs and spices recipe with him, and NEVER DECLASSIFIED IT.
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  519. The best congressman on Backpage really goes that extra mile to put her finger on the pulse of America
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  520. They were offered education. Education was at their fingertips. They said no. Why? Because culturally they were told by their peers that it's for sissies, and it's cooler to literally TAKE PRIDE in being dumb. The legend of the working class hero. So they could cast themselves as the hero.
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  521. They're the Confederacy, always have been ever since the Southern Strategy Exhibit A: Marge Greene. We pussy footed around that simple truth long enough trying to tolerate the intolerable.
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  522. Cocaine is a helluva drug
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  523. Sir Shartsalot is not someone you let have the Nuclear Football again when he's got 1 foot in the grave.
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  524. They never make the fatal verbal mistake of saying they're about Using us, not Supporting us. Sanders was our foremost champ on the floor. And his opponents were almost ALWAYS a Republican.
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  525. Notice how Al-Qaeda and the rest don't even bother with us anymore? They saw that we're posting murder numbers higher than they could EVER manage.
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  526. She's the Shannen Doherty character from Heathers, trying to take the top Mean Girls spot from Sarge Marge. Meow.
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  527. Gotta love that Southern Strategy polarity reversal trick
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  528. Not taking his side in ANY WAY, but one of the roadblocks with our sheltering projects here in PDX is: They're corruption magnets. A small toolshed shelter in a pod 1 block from my house costs as much as...my house. City Hall won't explain those absurd pricetags. Aside from the NIMBYs who want Suicide Forests, there's contract corruption problems.
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  529. When Democrats finally run out of Old Guard who have had 'their turn'. Until then, she's just as unwelcome by DNC leadership as Bernie Sanders was. She terrifies and offends the inner circle of the very party that should be leveraging her popularity. She challenges them. They'd rather run Joe Biden again and lose than deny a Made Man his turn at the roulette wheel.
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  530.  @michaelmartinez3674  I believe the final score in that court case was something like 300 to zip. And not only had Trump uttered not a single word in support of the SF and Marines who went through that, but actively punished CENTCOM for daring to kick the hell out of a huge force of Russians attacking us.
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  531. I'll bet MAGA happened because someone took the Necronomicon without saying the words
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  532. Little Miss Jessica Watters needs to just come out and get it overwith. Good lord, the sexual tension between him and Stephen Miller was enough for 10 seasons of Tiger King
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  533. There are. Federal ones. And he's sitting in a Federal job. DOJ can literally go arrest and charge him right now. The DoD can if he's a military retiree, too. Veterans still have some legal responsibilities and consequences for how we act after we REFRAD.
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  534. Mmmm...that answers a lot of questions. Basic B competitiveness. They mad because RuPaul does it better than any of these Tammy Faye Baker clones.
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  535. Never been to one? Well..."Gun Show" is a deliberate misnomer. An artfully phrased lie, like 'conservative' What they REALLY are is a USED GUN & AMMO SWAP MEET a.k.a. a flea market There's no "Show" happening there. No Gun Beauty Pageant, no Rodeo. They don't do tricks for the crowd.
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  536. ZE GERMANS, Tommy.
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  537.  @zoranblackie5921  OMG I totally missed the pop culture pun. Deleting my post now and doing the walk of shame.
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  538. I bet if you typed anything that starts with "Fu.." into Tim Pool's file search window on his laptop, your screen would EXPLODE from all the Futanari pics on his hard drive. Protesteth too much, indeed.
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  539. That old lush should've gotten just the letters "AA" and taken the hint
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  540. And you thought they were kidding when they said the beatings will stop when morale improves
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  541. Hell, our own court system stops just shy of admitting it sentences people according to how far down you are to the 'ne'er do well' scale. Edit: Lawyers in the justice system STILL use judgement phrases like 'Productive member of society' on a daily basis when deciding if you're good enough for Market Capitalism's bottom line, rights be damned.
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  542. Never seen a MAGA supporter who looked like he or she ever missed a meal. Or seconds.
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  543. It's because when he debated Hillary, he was able to (mostly) freely attack an old, baggage-freighted White Woman that they had spent a year building 'Benghazi! Emails! Pizzagate!' rinse-repeat attacks against. His advisers aren't wrong telling him not go up there and do what he will reflexively do: Auto-drop racist trash before he can filter his faulty mouth/brain connection, & no meme conspiracy attacks available to use.
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  544. Because it's not about their 'faith' It's about their 'faith' being an ethno state of it's own, and they think he's going to deliver them a White Christian Nationalist nation. If you took the WASP out of their evangelical brands, they wouldn't even claim to be Christians. Jesus is just a tool for their apartheid.
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  545. Most other places, they call that aggravated murder
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  546. Hard to keep a good fit when all that meth breaks down your gumline more and more. I bet he smells like cat piss 24/7 like every other tweaker
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  547. You can't say it's just a ' white collar documents crime' when Sam Bankman Fried is sentenced to 20 years for white collar documents crimes in the same month.
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  548. So I guess Junior doesn't wanna bring up the pipe bombs and assorted planned assassinations MAGA tried to use on the Obamas, or Paul Pelosi nearly being killed by one of theirs in his own home, or that the earlobe shooter was a Republican punk
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  549. Especially when their voters broke into the Capitol Building carrying Dixie Battle Flags.
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  550. "We watch Fox News so you don't have to" is probably the best motto for a nightly news and fact check bonanza since the Daily Show's "When the News Breaks, we Fix It!"
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  551. Oh no, that's why I come here. Because for all my flaws, they make me feel classy and evolved in comparison. You call it toxic. I call it validation for my own choices. Some, anyways. God, I love the uneducated, too. Can't feel like a Big Fish in any pond without some Dumb Fish
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  552. They're offended because previously, little girls growing up in Rural 'Murica were institutionally told to like Tay Tay because she's an Aryan ideal. A view Country parents were 100% on board with that. THAT'S why Country parents liked her. She was their Hitler Youth princess with country clothes, blonde hair and blue eyes. But now they feel 'country' is being threatened because she won't be their She-Wolf of the S.S.
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  553. If vampires ran on Cocaine instead of Blood
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  554. No, he's exactly the Apartheid Cheerleader hero we think he is.
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  555. Oh yes, who could be more hostile to Trump than that well known bastion of liberal views, Bloomberg. A financial media outlet aimed at New York bankers and NYSE vultures. Except maybe that pinko commie rag The Wall Street Journal. We all know how much THEY detest a Manhattan money grubber.
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  556. The Democrats move glacially slow or never change tactics...but Republicans need time to raise and spend money for THEIR strategies. And it takes time for Twitter spam to sink into their witless minion's pea brains. This last minute switch is upsetting their REDMAP contingencies and advertising expenditure plans.
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  557. He's friends with and an investor of Martin 'Pharma Bro' Shkreli. The same dirtbag who bought the only copy of Wu-Tang's Shaolin album to keep it from people. So this tracks.
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  558. No Standard Form 715, no Declassification. It's the literal receipt that makes something legally declassified. Trump had not a single SF-715 on any of those purloined documents, many of which are still missing. Because OF FREAKIN COURSE WE HAVE PAPERWORK FOR THAT. It's the US Government.
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  559. How the F do you spend $120 on pizza by yourself? Even Flying Pie only sets me back about $30....for 3 people. 3 very FULL people.
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  560. Botox is terrible for cleaning toilets
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  561.  @michaelhernandez5384  Don't need to support them at all, just butt out. Because I don't have a uterus. Neither do you. WE AIN'T GOT NO DOG IN THIS HUNT, so mind your own business, son.
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  562. No, the real question is...why aren't you? Didn't you get the memo? So you don't even know what's going on....no clue
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  563. But then that doubles how long we have to feel the pain.
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  564. 'But Mr Scorpion, why did you sting me??' - GOP Idiots
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  565. You can actually see the moronitude on the faces of the freakshows behind him. It's like bad street caricature.
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  566. No wonder he thinks he's got the black vote. He's constantly being told how Ndicted he is.
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  567. Polar Sharknado and Great White Cocaine Bear confirmed on this muthaf'n snake plane
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  568. No, he isn't. He's a clown, because it pays really well now.
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  569.  @howardmctroy3303  The NRA was started by a Union general and then immediately co-opted by salty Confederate losers, and has been in their clutches ever since. Just sayin': The NRA's legacy isn't the mic-drop moment of pride you pretend it is.
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  570. lol, only gun fetish vids on this guy's public channel. NO BIAS IN THIS TRIGGERED ARSEHAT HERE, FOLKS
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  571. Can we PLEASE have candidates and candidate-adjacent hangers on and staffers take a Whiz Quiz to weed out the speed freaks, please? There's no WAY these people can pass a UA. Yet they're screaming everyone else should take one.
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  572. Dude thinks he has so much money, he could start his Apartheid race war by Tuesday with an abandoned media platform for stale memes failing so bad, he had to resort to turning it into a Porntube
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  573. "I'm just sayin'......just sayin!"
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  574. And the only thing necessary to stop good men from triumphing over poverty and homelessness is a single Republican sitting somewhere in City Hall. You could throw $300k towards housing every last homeless person as a project, and they will still find a way to waste and embezzle every last penny so the program will fail. They don't want solutions. They want social stratification and segregation. A pecking order. Because they need a bottom class to feel like they're on top.
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  575. Well, Francesca. Let us be glad you're not her campaign manager. Riding the identity card bus works for you and your podcast, not for getting people who you spend every day trying to make feel ashamed of themselves for the color of their skin or sex to vote for your candidate. The biggest lesson you gatekeepers STILL haven't figured out. That you make your own enemies. Gleefully.
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  576. The math in their heads is Orange Man in White House = Brown people kicked out of White America And they have to take their shoes off and count on their toes just to add THAT up
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  577. Boo f**king hoo. I don't care how 'wise' you are, it don't make you immortal. They're both too old whether you like it or not. Biden isn't about to take the 'Vette for a drive any sooner than Trump's fat arse is about to drive that Fire Truck. Grandpa needs his keys taken away. Maybe you aughta go ask the Pentagon where all their 80 year old generals are.
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  578. For those unfamiliar with the 'National Guard Association', it's ostensibly an organization for lobbying on behalf of citizen soldiers in D.C., but in practice, it's a pyramid scheme club for retired Sergeants Major and First Sergeants to get sales gigs going around armory to armory on drill weekends to sell 'supplementary life insurance' to Privates and Specialists. We're forced to listen to their sales spiel every year. At least.
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  579. The crime was interfering with Goon Squad Quotas. Every month, any given department has Goon Squad Week. Which, naturally, every dept. denies. Usually at the end of the month, when they have to hit numbers. Which represents county revenue. This is a story as old as the hills. Problem is: cops have lost this specific legal battle in courts against people holding up speed trap signs before. Precedent.
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  580. When the Medical Professional community says it's counterproductive, and the only proponent for conversion is the Religious zealots and their own fantasy cosplay motives, then you've already lost the plot, son. Adults who still believe in magic have no business in Legislation gatekeeping Rights.
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  581. "How much for the leetle gurrrl?" That's how I imagine the proposal went.
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  582. And that's saying something when Paul Ryan is still in living memory
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  583. Pretty sure slaves didn't get sneaker deals and lambos
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  584.  @GriffythTV  or a 4chan dork who still lives in his mom's basement.
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  585. I mean, just look at the guy....your wish was granted long ago
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  586. Dehydrated Ted Cruz. Just add water
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  587.  @michaellayton7373  They just call themselves MAGA because Sociopath is too hard for most of them to spell
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  588. I'm not even nearly on Maher's side here, but go with the context he was clearly pushing: That back in the day, unity administrations were a thing. But they stopped being a thing ever since Andrew Johnson sabotaged reconstruction after Lincoln's assassination. He didn't mean he gave 2 craps about Crazy Haley, please stop pretending he did.
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  589. The CALENDAR doesn't look good...for either of the old boys. If you think you're voting for either Biden or Trump, you're not. You're voting for their VP to inherit the job. Face it. Neither one is young or healthy enough to see the end of the term in 2028. Hell, I'd be surprised EITHER of them make it to the November general.
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  590. Same stupid plot as the Jade Helm idiots who shot at US troops by the gates of Ft Hood and the even bigger Idaho idiots who forgot to bring enough snacks for their Malheur Wildlife Refuge standoff, and were also stupid enough to make recordings of their plots to murder Federal employees and their families in their homes.
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  591. The fact that only two parties exist that matter, that they both represent minority voter blocs, and yet somehow those minority parties are the ONLY choices on the ballot and the ONLY people in Congress says that Nina is right. Independents are being victimized by this illegal & unconstitutional 2 party scam. The largest group of voters are experiencing taxation without representation.
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  592. MTG is a man of the people
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  593. Running from these little ethno states is literally giving them the purge they want without all the work. Like resigning from a Conservative administration out of 'protest' You didn't win. They did.
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  594. He look like a pasty white version of the 'That Yellow Bast*rd' character from Sin City. And he talks like him, too.
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  595. I think that's why one of his own took a shot (edit: 8 shots) at him. Even Trump isn't MAGA enough to some of his base. After he's kicked the KFC bucket, they will find some new messiah, and another, and another. He's just their favorite prophet and used car salesman for now
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  596. LIMIT the numbers, don't go extinct. FFS, when are people going to learn to stop dealing in absolutes and binary states? YES/NO, KIDS/NO KIDS. If 2 people only raise one child, congrats: population will reduce by more than half. Even if they have 2 kids, population will reduce by other factors. Not hard math.
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  597. He was simply being honest about what half of Republican voters are like. And he'd know. They're either anti Jew but pro Israel because of, ya know, BIBLE stuff and Armageddon. Or they're just straight 4chan Concentration Camp anti-semites.
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  598. I'm an Indie combat vet who detests the 2 Party Monopoly (that exists nowhere in the constitution we serve) and will never sign on to just vote Blue when I'm told to like a good little boy. But I **AM** willing to always vote against that unholy descendant of the Klan that is the Post Southern Strategy GOP. It's hard to believe they're a real thing, and not just Pro Wrestling heels in suits.
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  599. It's like stepping into some rando righty's hyperventilating post desperately trying to convince you that Babylon Bee is funny, and The Onion isn't....
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  600. Ya know, when you bounce checks that big, you tend to go to jail....even if it wasn't deliberate
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  601.  @denisejohnson7553  That's the problem. The Political Machine controls all the doors. They have to do this guerilla style. But even then, that's still just Party politics. And there's 2 things that aren't in the constitution that have destroyed our democracy and taken over our government: Capitalism and Parties.
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  602. I'm sure there's plenty of 'doods' on CellBlock D who mistakenly thought she was a pushover And now they're worried about dropping the soap
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  603. Considering how many 'straight' Republicans spend their days enthusiastically blowing Trump....
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  604. Yeah, we got another place up here in Oregon with a robot server. Bag o' Crab. Great boils.
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  605. They couldn't even spell 'Obummer' right
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  606. Also, I'd like him to define the difference between Miracles and Witchcraft without making his Messiah sound like a witch who performs magic. Being a fan girl for a different brand of chocolate bar doesn't change that it's a chocolate bar.
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  607.  @magatsmorghulis6981  touché
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  608. The Town Bicycle apparently doesn't like Bicycles
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  609. 4th. Amendment. Go ahead, explain how you're getting around that. Because these board members sure can't.
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  610. Those boxes of wine ain't gonna drink themselves..
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  611. He always seemed like a character from The Wire. "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee........."
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  612.  @theVirsa  Gandhi was famously racist, particularly towards Africans. And his party runs India.
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  613. Not to be a cop car advocate, but simply speaking for the logistics of buying cop cars for a public agency: the Rivian R1S would have been the more logic choice over this publicity stunt of an EV and get Departments off of Ford Exploders constantly burning gas as they idle on speed traps and patrol town. But I'd say the same thing about our USPS Mail trucks. Long term savings for constant mileage in-town jobs.
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  614. The very embodiment of the word 'Apoplectic'
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  615. Conservatives in general are perverts and molesters. That's why they all doth protest too much. Guilty consciences and an inability to discuss anything but their fetish.
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  616. And most importantly, she has a Uterus that is DOA. She has no horse in that race anymore, neither do 99% of the anti-autonomy twits. If you ain't got no working Pu**y, you ain't got no say on Abortion. Not your business.
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  617. In the end, it's just another weapon in the arsenal to end public schools so the Private (and for profit) school voucher plot can move forward. This scheme never ended. To segregate all the kids kids into Aristocrat (college bound) and Peasant (dropout) classes of education and stratify their racial bloodline positions in future society.
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  618. I'm fairly sure we're up to v6.8 build by now, check release notes
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  619. Now picture her wearing a Hijab and holding a Qur'an and tell me again she'd somehow get away with saying that
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  620. You hush your mouth, sir. He keeps the Sinoloa cartel afloat single handedly. That coke ain't gonna cut itself. He does all the drugs so YOU don't have to. Saving America one fat rail at a time.
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  621. The dad is a real piece of work, himself.
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  622. On a more serious note, there really, REALLY should be something like the BAR exam for potential candidates for Federal Public Office. Not that grueling, but even high-school educated Enlisted guys in the Military supply system have to take mandatory, tested classes on Fiscal Law before using a Government Credit Card to buy toilet paper for the unit. AND they have age limits.
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  623. "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" - You're doing it right
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  624. Both of those 2 parties are minorities, dummy. Independents are HALF of all voters, and are really, REALLY sick of this teeter-totter government run by the same 2 minority groups with almost NO representation for HALF of the country. What is manifestly true is most people hate WHAT WE HAVE NOW. Two gangs charging us protection racket money.
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  625. Just Uncle Bob doin' Uncle Bob thangs
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  626. I would pay a professional birthday clown to show me how to make balloon animals, then show up with a pocket full of balloons so I could talk to her like a 3rd grader while making blow up animals as props to illustrate my points in the most silly manner possible. Or 2nd most silly, compared to the Congressional Cutouts
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  627. I always assumed he was just George Santos trying to cosplay as Rachel Maddow
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  628. Asses are a dubious creation at best, sir. Who puts the party favors next to the toilet?
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  629. And you thought YOUR last breakup was ugly
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  630. I didn't think Wine Bongs were a thing, but there she is: the living proof
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  631. Maybe he could clarify his views on the unusually powerful immune system properties of Han Chinese and Ashkenazi Hebrew folks while he's up there. Oh, wait...the entire sane world telling him he's being a crazy person apparently counts as 'censoring' him. So yeah, stating the obvious is apparently censorship. And apparently so is not agreeing with his crazy.
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  632. I would be rocking a Rivian RT1 right now...but no turntable, 8 track player, and the display isn't a CRT with rabbit ears.
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  633. Like gasoline? Besides, EV's are already moving to LFP
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  634. Independents, dude. Independents who will actually show up to vote for stability. Independents who now aren't worried about voting for someone almost guaranteed to pass away in office, creating a total sh**storm.
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  635. "A black slaver is lower than the head house n#@@3*, and buddy, that's pretty f'n low" - Django
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  636. "Not only will I get rid of taxes altogether for you good people earning over 1 mil a year so the stupid Peasants end up paying for everything, but I'll let you buy slaves again, too! No more paying them by the hour! Use them how you like! I know me and Epstein did!"
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  637.  @zartanicus  Stop dodging the question
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  638.  @molasorrosalom4846  Aw, is that ONE trans gunman coming for you instead of the hundreds of white evangelical male shooters, bro? You're gonna get snuffed by your own side for not being 'quite right enough' to them for something. No idea what for, doesn't matter, but you will be purged by your own. Its how its always worked with you types in history. You eat your own and act shocked when you're the next one on the menu. You THINK you're in the 'in' group that will rule, but you're not. You never are.
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  639. Sees buttons, pushes buttons. And when there's no buttons to push, he pulls some out of his arse. Same old 'Conservative Firebrand' story.
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  640. Texas' legacy is one of betrayal. Texans have flipped national loyalties no less than 4 times. Cruz, being an Arch Traitor, just plain fits that bill for the generally disloyal, 'me first' ethos of Texas itself. Especially since he's a Canadian with a Mexican name.
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  641. You are incorrect. The constitution says you must be 35 at time of being sworn in. She turns 35 this October. She is legally, constitutionally eligible to be a Presidential candidate.
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  642. This is about the Democrat Party arrogantly assuming that Independents owe 'their guy' a second term, so they will run him despite every poll, every warning, every shout telling them to find a better candidate for the upcoming term. And as usual, the DNC is incapable of listening. "We know what's best for you, children" isn't a good sell. THEY WERE WARNED TIME & AGAIN.
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  643. Don't think that's not what they mean by 'Constitutional Textualists'
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  644. This is a country that built its entire identity on ridding itself of kings So how do they keep a straight face while promoting the idea of a king?
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  645. I disagree. I think they won't call out Viewers for voting for Reality TV rather than Responsible Government, so they constantly give them Donald Trump coverage, because trash viewers reward them with ratings. There is no denying that nearly half of voters just want to be entertained with controversy.
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  646. "What are you doing, step-congresswoman"
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  647. It's not about hitting the half-billion dollar debt... It's about fresh infusions of not-entirely-traced cash that can be shunted to offshore accounts beyond the reach of US prosecutors.
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  648. You'll have to pry Officer Murphy's '87 Ford Taurus from his cold, mechanical robohands
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  649. "Encourage parents to monitor children's social media activity..." A comment made by people who obviously don't have or understand how kids work Hey Gen X'ers...remember that time your Boomer parents went with you to that NWA or GWAR concert? Me neither.
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  650. I thought it most hilarious that he decided to bring up having Mommy issues after his mom put him in a corner on live television that one time
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  651. Media have been outright buying people's freakin' names as a company's own IP trademarks since...forever. And what they can get away with is absurd.. From 'Colonel' Harland Sanders to Carroll Shelby's Eleanor and many, many others besides...never let anyone trademark you or your 'thing'
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  652. Say what you will, Lauren HoBert isn't a boring date who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty
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  653.  @INXS7144  Handbook for the recently diseased....
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  654. It wasn't even a good fake. It was so badly tweaked it's painful to see.
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  655. Depends on how much dirt he's got on his peers. My guess is: A lot.
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  656. We'd be well served converting a cruise liner or two into mobile disaster housing and hospitals for FEMA, with some mothballed Navy vessels converted to rescue ops for the Coast Guard to use in mass casualty situations. The Coast Guard served with us for Hurricanes Katrina & Rita, and they were very good at meshing with FEMA
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  657. Violating the Presidential Oath does not make one Mandela. It makes you Jefferson Davis.
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  658. 140 years later, and Confederates still pretending to speak for 'the people' and 'states rights'
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  659. That's literally part of the problem....OSHA laws that say minors can't operate things like Fork Lifts....which is in a way saying they can still work other jobs that are not Fork Lifts
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  660. Because he got an F on his test for Syphilis, he doesn't wanna talk about that. His personal Vietnam, ya know....
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  661. I asked about that to my Aunt who worked booking: It's because the photos match the angles of most Security cameras catching perps in the act. That's why they shoot that angle in some intakes. It ties the mugshot to video feeds used in evidence at trial for clarity to the Jury Chins down during the commission of the crime, but eyes angled up when they spot the camera
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  662. You really have to admire the Russian FSB's ability to sniff out and ally with our Confederacy fangirls in Congress and basically develop them as assets at the highest levels of our government. Forget turning spies and military personnel...Vlad went and straight up bought the GOP.
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  663. Indie theaters rule, and make it worth waiting 1 more week for new releases, or badass showings of the truly great and the brilliantly obscure movies of the past the way they were meant to be shown. Regal is never going to show Big Trouble in Little China in their theaters.
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  664. Yeah, the whole 'we can't talk about it, we're AMERICANS, it would be hypocritical' bumper sticker is played out. Just ask Indians and the French. You can't stop them smugly trash talking everyone else's politics, all while their own is a dumpster fire circus.
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  665. thought hoped
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  666. I just miss the days when people over 35 couldn't or wouldn't get on the internet. Or set the clock on their microwave and VCR. Because Grandpa couldn't meme then, and Grandpa sure as hell can't now. Come to think of it, today's kids can't either.
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  667. And she, the wife of an Officer who wants to be President....says states 'have the right to secede in the constitution' And no, they absolutely do not.
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  668. Dick Butkus. 'nuff said Tell me again how straight the NFL has always been?
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  669. Yeah, well, we also said 'That's just Trump' How'd that work out for us? More often than not, the schtick isn't really a schtick. Especially after 37 years.
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  670. They're supposed grown adults who still believe in magic, and demand at gunpoint you cosplay along with them and donate to the clubhouse
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  671. I was at 12 years old in Oregon. Neighbor, and he got away with it. I was riding my motorcycle on trail by our own fence line, he 'mistakenly' thought I was on his side of the wire, so he blasted my hip, butt, and bike seat with bird shot. His dog would have finished me if not for the fence. Cops thought it was an 'understandable mistake' to shoot a 12 year old for suspected trespass on his own land. Unreal.
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  672.  @haitileblanc3075  My dad and rest of my family certainly thought so, he was gonna kill that mean old bastard. But the cops kept swinging by to make their presence known and dissuade any vendetta.
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  673. She's a naturalized citizen. Just like Jamal Khashoggi was. And we saw how far the last administration went to protect HIM. They turned around and sold the Saudis that murdered him tanks, jets and missiles.
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  674. The news biz doesn't want him to disappear. He's better than 9-11 and the OJ trial all rolled into one for their bottom line. Even after he kicks the KFC bucket, they will invoke him and all his surviving cronies at every twist and turn in for the next 20 years. If it bleeds, it leads. And they've profited from America bleeding out.
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  675. You have to consider who her voters are. She represents the birthplace of the 2nd, largest iteration of The Klan. And has gone to great lengths to keep her family's history very, very, suspiciously private. Google 'Association of Georgia Klans'
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  676. Who was an absolute nightmare. And we still live with the damage he caused to this day. Ask your parents why they suddenly had to have 2 working adults in the house to make ends meet when that NEVER was an economic requirement before.
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  677. Everything that happens under the Prude Bois banner has also happened with every other pseudo skinhead team around the country. They're all franchises for the same product. Portland Police lieutenants were in communication with Tarrio and his big idiot friend Tiny to warn them about warrants and plotting with leaders of their sub-franchise here, Patriot Prayer.
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  678. He is obsessed with the name Barron because he thinks he is Aryan royalty. But he's just a sour kraut.
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  679. Kirkland Brand Putin.
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  680. They can't solve a murder in Maga town because there ain't no dental records and all the DNA is the same
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  681. Stop acting like they believe his lies. FFS, you're making YOURSELVES look stupid believing that they believe him. They don't. They're just jumping on his bandwagon of lies because it's also THEIR falsehoods. They know they're full of sh*t, not believers.
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  682. He IS Donald Trump. In a Scooby Doo mask.
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  683. Grown adults that still believe in magic gathering in large groups.
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  684. TEXAS! Has a whorehouse in it..... (God have mercy on our souls)
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  685.  @philhunt26  Please explain to us what you think the history and meaning behind 'From the River to the Sea' means. Spoiler alert: It's the avowed Islamic mission to throw all Jews into the sea so they can never have their homeland back from their conquerors. They were never, ever going to abide a 2-state coexistence. But they sure like being in convenient mortar strike range.
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  686. They really don't get why most of our military posts are in the South
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  687. Yeah, somebody better wake up Vice President Walz, fire up Marine 1 and prep the ICU at John's Hopkin's. I hear somebody on her staff has a cat, and Madame President just sneezed.
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  688. 6 day a week school schedule for students.... Having done both a parochial boarding and military school, I could tell she does NOT know how quickly that will cause kids to snap. Edit: Chinese students are up to 14 study hours a day now face quadrupled suicide rates
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  689. creeeeeeeeeper
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  690. The GOP is trying to actively purge populations, including our own
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  691. For real. They have 2 years to figure out who to bribe, who to threaten, and what senators can obstruct for profit
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  692. And a sparkly Leather Daddy harness underneath
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  693. Sadly, that moral lesson was NOT in the bible, or any of the Abrahamic monotheist LARPing rules manuals ...quite the opposite. Which is why so many of those 'country' conservative perverts in suits chillin' in congressional seats think they have a license to touch all those 'fresh young breeding age' minors. This is why Evangelical Lawmakers choose the Bible over actual Laws. Pervs.
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  694. No, they cannot enlist the rubes. They are brick walls. They have to win the REAL deciders....Independents. The largest group of voters, period.
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  695. Because Australopithecus lived 1.9 million years ago, making her just slightly older than Mitch McConnell
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  696. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Hoe?
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  697. Property by the Lake of Fire is so hot right now.
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  698. Doesn't matter. She can catch a few independents where Trump absolutely can not. His voters are his voters and that's all the voters he's gonna get. All Trump is good for is consolidating Republicans who were only going to vote Republican anyways, and scaring everyone else away. Independents decide elections. Just a shame they never get their own representation.
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  699. You have to remember who you're dealing with when you talk Turkey (pardon the pun) Turkish government officials at a variety of levels are CONSTANTLY being outed, and even occasionally prosecuted, for trafficking people, narcotics, and money to get around sanctions. It is and always has been a very 'gangster' government, and NYC has always been their storefront in the US.
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  700. Of course not. Because they don't have to. They KNOW he lied. He just shouts the same lies they do too, but he's holding the megaphone.
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  701. Never trust anyone with a 'Soldier of God' tattoo They don't know where cosplay ends and terrorism begins
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  702. Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile. Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door and took an empty seat next to her at the bar My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride? - Sublime, Date Rape. Describing someone I think we know....can't quite place it...
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  703. Vegans about to show up doing all sorts of mental gymnastics in 3....2....
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  704. Even the best chatbots won't get that Floyd reference
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  705.  @mytruecrimelibrary  In a John Wayne Gacy way, I guess.
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  706. Won't have to. Calling it right now: He will end up being allowed to have his phone in his cell, and he will go bananas in there. We will have to hear about his every stupid bowel movement and concession he is given for his brief period actually behind bars.
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  707. But high chromosome. Woof, that's a lot of inbreeding going on there
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  708. We do NOT depend on the damn Democrat Party to 'defend Democracy' But nice attempt at making this a 1 party country with ultimate power. Just like your godawful opponents. America will go on without your parties. Your parties will not go on without America.
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  709. Its never been a question, the problem is we keep talking about it over and over like it is. We should have spent our time better than questioning the unquestionable. But hey, its clicks for people on the YouTube bandwagon.
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  710. No, they know and bank on nobody else being willing to stoop to their level. Sadly, that strategy appears to still work. The point behind Republicans voting for who they do is for someone ELSE to do the awful thing for you, like being an Anon on /b/
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  711. If you're looking for the Aqua Teen/Mark Levin crossovers, search for Master Levin by Swamp Land
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  712. But...but...but....we're the ROYAL class!??
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  713. Unfortunately, there are tons of lawyers, politicians, and media pundits who are paying their mortgages by helping this drag out as a public circus festooned with clickbait and stupid, idiotic viewpoints.
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  714. He's a milkshake.
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  715. The messed up part: If Gaetz was caught with a male prostitute, he would be out instantly. But being a straight child trafficker not only gets a pass, but is aspirational among the peers of his party. If there's grass on the field, they will play ball, as they say. And why they can't stop talking about it. They'd ALL prefer to smash High Schoolers. Their Child Bride movement isn't the bug, it's the feature.
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  716. Maybe Dirty Donald Junior would like to answer some questions about why he's engaged to California Governor Newsom's sloppy seconds? Coked-up Kimberly Guilfoyle is his ex-wife. I'd LOVE to hear him explain how THAT happened.
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  717.  @xboxonevideos7685  <--- Don't do it, it's a trap - Admiral Ackbar
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  718. Riden in a Ford lately? How about a VW? Learn to separate something we need from someone we don't
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  719. "That's just unconstipational"
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  720. Harsh?? For TREASON? For Insurrection and not just plotting but actively trying to OVERTHROW a Government of the People? For Espionage and funneling money from foreign governments to help his fellow coup plotters? No. It's a comparative slap on the wrist where historically you would get a gibbet.
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  721. Not wanting to have your children with a stupid partner is a dominant trait in our species. The ones that pass on better evolutionary traits and counteract the idiocracy, anyways. Her husband apparently doesn't have that.
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  722. **laughs in James Hetfield's laughably bad country song collection**
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  723. Holdup. That's a female?
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  724. The 2016 election was about the DNC denying Sanders, not beating Trump. JOHN KERRY STOOD UP IN A CROWDED ROOM AND LOUDLY SAID 'WE MUST STOP SANDERS' And they did.
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  725. She deliberately refuses to comply with the rules of the House. Like Trump, the rules are not being enforced and she is not being expelled. And only the House can do that. Ask George Santos.
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  726. And all of a sudden, every CEO only earns Tips across the entire country.
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  727. You know you can just...NOT pull a trigger and ask them WTF they think they're doing, right? Why do you pretend that pulling the trigger is mandatory once you've already established 9 millimeters of dominance? Oh, right....because you saw an opportunity to look like a Stand Your Ground Hero to your bros.
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  728. It's almost like these Tory Republicans want the French Revolution. Maybe they're heavily invested in Guillotine Incorporated, who knows?
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  729. Does this OnlyFanz GILF still think she's going to be governor someday just because she figured out how to use a ring light and filters?
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  730. The right answer was always to minimize and ignore, not try to debunk what was ALWAYS known to be BS, especially by the known liars spewing it. Stop addressing stupids, it just makes them breed by dignifying it. This is why morons never got to take over the narrative before, we scoffed and ignored them.
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  731. Is nobody going to comment on the bot-comment and upvoting apparatus that follows all things Cucker Carlson related around? Maybe take a moment to address that this dude's 'popularity' and supposed tens-of-millions fans are largely synthetic and the product of bot-driven manipulation?
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  732. There are no indigenous Humans on this continent. Every single one took it from some other one at some point. The point is to either stop repeating it, or at least make it a bloodless blending. NOT a private goddamned country club. I'm Hawaiian, and even I get that today's indigenous was yesterday's colonizer.
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  733. I live 2 blocks from the rail station where one named Jeremy Christian murdered 2 of the 3 men who stood up for a couple Somali girls he was threatening. The PDX MAX train stabbings.
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  734. There was no winner to the debate. Only America losing. As an Independent who told ya so.....WE TOLD YA SO. But the DNC never listens, it never learns. It's not Ageism. It's a self evident problem that we repeatedly warned you of. So? You double down on denial.
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  735.  @SuperMutant2099  Riiiight...they'll take a bullet for him. But lie to Congress and discredit a whistle blower? Naw....that's too much to ask. I'm sure Ollie North felt the same way. After all, they're not called the Protective Service. It's called the SECRET service.
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  736. I like how they can't count, or don't seem to remember their LAST attempt at Insurrection in 1861. This would be their 4th attempt at a 'revolution'. They also plotted to overthrow FDR.
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  737. The only difference between the Taliban and the GOP is geography and accent
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  738. He's Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, dressed in male business-class drag
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  739. The S.S. assigned to him WATCHED him steal, stash, and leak secrets right in front of them That's literally the only reason they're assigned to watch over high ranking ex politicians. To keep the secrets
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  740. Oh, you mean like 'George Soros! George Soros! George Soros!' THAT kind of thing? Thank goodness we haven't had to hear years of THAT garbage, eh, comrade?
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  741. Only if the Mounties will roll around Montreal in a Labatt Blue delivery truck Wait...don't the RCMP have Model Y's now, too?
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  742.  @CanadianSmoke  lol, google the 1947 Labatt's truck. You'll see what I mean. It's the Wiener Mobile's grandpa.
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  743. If it ain't the 1st Edition Dungeon Master's Guide, then I'm out.
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  744. Because cops hassled and booted the Homeless for him, and his primary customer was the NYC real estate biz. Who, for obvious reasons, wanted homeless people thrown in a well so they could keep skyrocketing the price of properties
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  745. He may have even bred. The Idiocracy is Now.
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  746. TF are you talking about. The Armalite AR-15 that was ordered by the Air Force as a Security Forces weapon that became the M16 and M4 has military iron sights literally baked into the gas tube assembly. We have semi automatic weapons ALL OVER our MTOE sheets. Select fire isn't the defining feature of an assault weapon. It's it's designed purpose vs a battle rifle
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  747. You just described 90% of the entire Senate. It's an assisted living facility. You rarely see them being shuffled in to the floor with their aides supporting them until they reach their seats. Literally. Many of them stay absent because after they've had to use the bathroom once or twice, they just flat out leave the floor for the day and have other members press their voting buttons.
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  748. This is a non-starter, and should be an auto-YOU'RE FIRED command for those board members. This is straight 4th Amendment sh*t as pure cut as the best of Colombian cocaine.
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  749. 'The Base' in Arabic is Al Qaeda. This is no coincidence.
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  750. Odor! Odor in the court!
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  751. The very term 'Editorial' is incorrect, a misnomer. An Editor of Journalists is supposed to cut out all the opinion and spin, as the senior journalist. The fact that they ONLY have 'Editorials' and no actual Journalists disqualifies them from enjoying journalist access and privileges. They're just sad, angry men selling merch to sad, angry men.
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  752. Call me racist if you want... I never cry over a dead orc.
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  753. Only partly agree. It's about Dominionism. Church as Government. CHURCHES can't take over at the Federal level, yet, but at the state level? One word: Utah. The overturning of Roe is an Evangelical Christian Crusade, and always has been And now the SCOTUS has given the Crusaders a victory. Church running the State.
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  754. People dying under Republican Rule isn't a bug...it's the feature. They literally believe in population purges. The bungling of the COVID crisis wasn't accidental. They're not telling people to do suicidal things by accident. The anti-vax movement was a godsend to this goal of theirs. FFS, they had a president telling people to shoot up bleach and horse wormer.
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  755.  @jacked-666  That ICE pickups cost $60-100 grand is criminal enough.
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  756. The moment money became speech then all speech became unequal & no longer free, but on sale
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  757. He is not an actual 'independent' when Steve Bannon is the guy who convinced him to run. He is a discouragement candidate. Meant to discourage actual Independent candidates from emerging to challenge the 2 party slate. In all of US history, there has only been one indy & seven 3rd party candidates.
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  758. Or his voters. The only skinny ones in his base got there through the miracle of methamphetamine chemistry We know what his People of Wal Mart army look like.
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  759. I don't particularly care for the fact that some privileged few enjoy far, FAR larger megaphones than the rest of us, who have none whatsoever in this era of Speech for Sale. There's no Free speech here. It's got a pricetag. But grown adults in a democracy should know better than to be selective about their outrage and spread childish lies just so it benefits their 'team'.
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  760. Maybe not today, but being older, I most certainly did in the 80's and 90's GOP Politicians were more outspoken about being universally antisemitic back then and didn't have their weird Evangelical bible freak lore about Armageddon starting there. Republicans in the Senate were more Mainliner protestant and less snake-handling Evangelical protestant then.
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  761. And apparently Whale traps.
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  762. Your fake Engrish is 'Wack' and you need to go away, 'brianhill'
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  763. And sometimes evil simply hid his cash and assets off the books and into some shelters
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  764. All in the service of a Ballchinian who is still being treated as above the law for being POTUS once
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  765. wut a simp
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  766. We don't have all those military posts in the South because the weather is warmer... They're garrisons put there to keep an eye on traitors trying to steal America's turf for themselves.
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  767. Literally nothing you said in any way supports your claim that 'He told the truth'
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  768. We see the rest of the world too, so don't act like we don't see your BS also We're ALL just hairless apes doing hairless ape things. You ain't more civilized, ape.
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  769.  @beetlebob4675  Sick burn, bruh. Make sure you high five yourself later and upvote your own comment. You seem the type
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  770.  @c330user  Just more Feudalist Royals doin' more Feudalist Royal things.
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  771. Gamestop: Stonks Truth Social: Stanks
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  772. One of the OTHER biggest, most not-talked about flaws in our Representative System of government...once you're in Congress, only Congress can kick you out. Voters cannot recall a clearly defective representative. Not that they would. Look who she represents. Klan Land.
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  773. Nothing could be more apropos than her standing in front of a John Deere tractor: The company most responsible for f'ing over Farmers by holding their equipment hostage.
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  774. **sigh** We're not voting for either candidate, and we all know it. We're voting for their aides, or, possibly, their VP. Because neither one is healthy enough to see the end of the coming term.
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  775. The Chris kind, OBVIOUSLY I, too, believe in a non-denominational Chris.
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  776. affection infection
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  777. Maybe, but I have come to love my Model Y. The company almost ousted Musk and his shenanigans from the front chair a few years ago. Certainly would have been better if they had. We DO need the EVs, and Tesla Motors, and no, the rest of the auto industry aside from Rivian is not actually committing to EVs. Like Toyota, who put out 'token' EVs to low-key discourage them, because they're Hybrid invested
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  778.  @TheScreamingFrog916  Not the worst thing I've driven (rented the Niro EV for a couple months while my Tundra was being rebuilt), but it wasn't nearly as polished as the Model Y for a similar price tag and curb weight. I am probably going to sell the Tundra and see about scoring a Rivian R1T. They're damn near the same price anyways for a new one, and I'm thoroughly sick of paying for 15 mpg. And they just drive so well.
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  779.  @lisamills161  well, I only mention it because dementia boy did think Carroll was Marla.
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  780. One good turn deserves another. Out the personal information of Fox luminaries. Addresses, phone numbers, the works.
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  781. But he only weighs 235......kilograms.
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  782. The attack on Roe is fundamentally, demonstrably a Separation of Church & State argument. Democrats have utterly failed to point this out. Jerry Falwell nationalized it with his 'Moral Majority' organization, which was anything but a majority. THIS IS EASILY FOUGHT IN COURT ON THAT BASIS, but the Democrats keep failing to do so.
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  783. The kinda guy who would tell you Dahmer was misunderstood. We've seen weirder. We have a former POTUS talking about a fictional cannibal doctor like he was a real life blue collar hero to be admired
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  784. And she's exactly the first person who would evict American kids to flip their home
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  785. More importantly, the Rich want America chopped up, sold off, and the best parts claimed for their own little kingdoms. The End of the Union, just lots of little States in wealthy private hands. We're looking at people who have been actively trying to balkanize and privatize the United States.
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  786. Well, I'm Maoli (Hawaiian) and I can say I feel like I belong in the US. Because the land of my mother's birth is literally a state. With our own prejudices. Against..Micronesians? It's why Puerto Rico really, REALLY needs statehood. If Hawaii were just a territory today...dumpster fire.
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  787. What an Amendment would really come down to is that the necessary 2/3rds vote won't happen because Republicans Congressmen and Governors won't vote for or ratify anything a Democrat proposes. Especially if it's actually good. (Edit: or 2/3 of states for convention) They exist only to be a 1 party Nation. Which is how all dictatorships happen.
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  788. Somehow leaps the tallest legal systems in a single bound
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  789. This is why random drug screenings for every aide, advisor, congressman, senator, judge, and CANDIDATE for Federal office should be mandatory and regular. Just like they do to the Military.
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  790. It's not that they don't know. Maybe YOU don't know that both holidays revolve around Lincoln's promise to the Veterans that is now part of the Constitution. To care for he who hath born the war, and his widow and his orphan. Same sentence, so are you really gonna sit there and b*ch about *Lincoln for mentioning those of us that are dead and those who lived in the same message now?
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  791.  @lamontcranston3177  Or, ya know, don't do sh*t you gotta cover up
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  792. And after Vivek Ramaswamy went through so much trouble to carry all that water for him....
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  793. Hitler Pig, Hitler Pig Does whatever a Hitler Pig did Spins a scam, any size Catches nazi kids just like flies LOOK OUT! Here comes the Hitler Pig Is he fat? Listen bud, He's got KFC gravy for blood Can he tweet whats in his head? Look at the sh*t about the judge he just said Oh yes, he did! There goes the Hitler Pig.
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  794. Even John Wayne Gacy wouldn't let Tuck babysit the kids
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  795. Sam Bankman Fried didn't get thrown in the clink in record time because he was a bad person doing bad things, even if he is. He got locked up in Gold Medal Olympian time because his victims were primarily the Rich. Crypto was only supposed to hurt the Poors.
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  796. All those military bases are in the South for a reason. But yes, kicking Texas out of the union and blockading it from contact with the US would be a huge start. They are, without a doubt, the biggest nest of traitors in US history. Texans have changed sides no less than 4 different times. Betrayal is their legacy.
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  797. Wait...who the hell brought the papers to him when he signed them?? They weren't signed all alone, they were signed either witnessed or at least someone putting the paper in front of a doped up old man who was OBVIOUSLY in no fit state to sign a damn thing. He sure as hell didn't go find them and sign them while high AF for giggles.
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  798. Junior's idea of romance is sharing a fat rail with his girl Guilfoyle. "Yeah, take a hit of THAT. Told you the best was yet to come. Be somebody, baby!"
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  799. But could probably win a popular vote at some point, unlike Trump. He's only America's second favorite rapist
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  800. It ain't like we were expecting a different script. We're just watching the trainwreck that never seems to end. If he wanted to surprise everyone, he should've said "Yeah, I'm sorry everyone. My bad. Susan Collins was right and I've learned my lesson. Scout's honor."
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  801. OEOHFPPE immigration and enfranchisement is clearly responsible. One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eaters.
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  802. I don't think she legally qualifies as a person.
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  803. I think he grossly undersold that estimate.
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  804. They can't help it. It's like an addiction for their inner circle to stick their heads up because they think this is some 'I told ya so' moment for them. And yet, it's still not. You watch, John Kerry will be back, too.
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  805. Yeah, but lets be real about the math here: One Uncle Rucku.....excuse me, Clarence Thomas is equal to about 20 generic-brand cranky, racist white guys.
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  806. Remember, before Hillary had the nomination and lost...it was John Kerry, one of the most senior insiders pulling the strings at the top of the Democratic Party who stood up and shouted in a crowded room "WE MUST STOP BERNIE SANDERS." Not Donald Trump. Not the Republicans. BERNIE SANDERS. Who is forced to caucus with Dems.
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  807.  @charleshenderson1959  I just want the largest bloc of voters to finally have their representation in return for their taxation. Right now they get NONE. The parties don't exist in the constitution, and represent minority voter blocs, so why is our government always run by either the #2 and #3 contestants on the podium 100% of the time?
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  808. The Confederacy is the policy. Has been since Goldwater.
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  809. Like....Scanners style.
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  810. I buy imported Ramen and artisanal Bologna while studying for my Interstellar Basket Weaving degree in my dorm on the ISS. My DoorDash guy has to subcontract to Space-X or else he gets no tip.
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  811. He look like someone tried to draw Joseph Goebbels face on an Oscar Meyer frank
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  812. Ugh, gross. Bro, the trustees just cleaned the jail. Don't get it all nasty by getting some Bannon all over it.
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  813. Artificial, yes Intelligence? Not so much.
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  814. Two words: Ed Wood.
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  815. In his defense, I still tell my mom I'm too busy doing my homework to talk right now, too. I retired years ago.
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  816. "Let this be a lesson" These people don't do lessons. That's the problem with Liberal values. They think everyone has it in them to repent or learn. Their principles make them blind to necessary facts. The fact is he is a threat to be abated and defended against , not 'taught a lesson'
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  817.  @molasorrosalom4846  Absolutely. He has been better for their bottom line than 9-11 and the OJ Trial combined. And he's been keeping them from having to do any REAL reporting for almost a decade now. Instead of sending reporters to Ukraine, they just have 4 anchors sit around a table and go BLAH BLAH BLAH to fill the 24 hour cycle.
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  818. It IS prosecutable. It's a federal crime. As well as several state versions on the books. But it IS an actual crime with actual jail attached.
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  819. That's because we don't have a Democracy anymore. We have a Capitalism. It's all for sale, even the rights of others, if you got the cash. Which is decidedly not Democracy. The two are antithetical because in a Democracy every vote is equal speech, in a post-Citizens United Capitalism State, Money is speech, thus we are NOT equal.
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  820. Let us all give thanks to fictional Sky Daddy that exactly 10 years, 3 months and 8 days ago.....Fred Phelps finally died after 84 years of being pure, uncut chaotic evil.
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  821. Especially on her nose.....
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  822. We also realize that his 3 oldest are the grandchildren of a KGB informer
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  823. If he punches his own ticket, it will be before he sees the inside of a cell. If he sees the inside of a cell, it will be because the GOP had him Epstein'd before he can cut a deal by testifying against Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, and the rest of the J-6 cabal.
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  824. Doctor 'feelgood' Ronny Jackson could be a whole John Oliver LW2Nite episode by himself An old, fat, syphilitic & senile fool, who couldn't pass a drug test in a million years with one foot in the grave wants to have the nuclear football before he checks out. I don't think so.
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  825. Oh how I have been waiting to say this.... "But he a good boy" - Lauren Hoebert
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  826. I've seen their work. They can't even color inside the lines, and they burned all the Brown crayons.
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  827. Servicemembers are mandatorily retired by 65. No matter how 'with it' or special you or your friends think you are. They at least admit that Idealism shouldn't mean rolling the dice by giving dangerous amounts of power to the senile. Like a Nuclear Sub commander. Or a POTUS with a sharpie who wants to nuke a hurricane.
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  828. It was established as a Tobacco corporation, one tribe replacing another tribe that replaced a previous tribe is just the side effect.
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  829. Yeah, and they ain't just after Black slaves for labor. They want your white, asian, and latin teenage daughters to be harem chattel for dirty old rich men too You think they don't look at Saudi Royals and think "Hey, I'm also rich. I deserve concubines."
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  830.  @resourcedragon  Sure, and Don Jr doesn't even know the current street value of Cocaine
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  831. I really don't care, do you? She's just waiting to inherit. But on the bright side, at least HER dad wasn't a KGB informer like Ivana's
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  832. man's rich Evangelical man's world. Cuz' it sure as hell ain't MY world.
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  833. 2030 Census poll - Select the answer that best applies. You are: A. An American B. A Republican C. There is no C
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  834. THAT'S your big concern?
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  835. Thomas Weinertown doesn't have a brain.
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  836. Stop playing their game by using the milquetoast term Climate Change? THEY coined that to minimize it, you dinguses. It's Global Warming They hate that term, but F them. Call it Global Warming.
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  837. They were certainly trying during COVID. Fewer people to draw their Social Security that is owed to them and lots of suddenly empty Palm Beach condos to be remaindered up and resold at profit. The deadliest robbery in modern US history.
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  838. It's because the old people that rule this country (yet don't work anymore) can't conceive that anyone younger than them could come up with a better, more righteous way to live life and write laws. They're offended that we question their 'wisdom' and should never fix what they broke
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  839. He and Paul Gosar should have a meth fueled break dance fight. They're clearly taking the same gak
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  840. Daily reminder: Both of them and Ivanka are the grandkids of a KGB informer
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  841. Same thing that has destroyed all OTHER democracies in history. Parties. And all political parties that come to ultimate power distill themselves down to a single dictator. Always
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  842. No. No, Age is in there too. This election is about which Vice president is going to inherit the job because neither of them (edit Trump or Biden) is young or healthy enough to survive to 2028, and we all know it. You're really voting for their Veep to become POTUS.
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  843. For starters, stop calling those substances milk. That was always a false positive parity to let a marketing buzz word create a false sense of equivalency in the market
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  844. I dunno...their hairlines seem kind delicate too. **Cue Oversimplified Bald Mussolini Montage**
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  845. I won't lie, I was willing to do a Santos Christmas Cameo for my bestie for $250. But the price is a lie too. It was up to $500 by the second day it became a thing. Too rich for my blood.
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  846. It's fine. It's not Labor Day yet.
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  847. SOMEBODY has a guilty conscience....
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  848. lol, ok man, must explain why you're here blowing him in the comments section
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  849. Why don't you take a seat over there.....
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  850.  @annes7968  And minors have no business in legally binding contracts. Like a Marriage.
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  851. Which Colorado? The Crazy Bible Thumping Gun-waving Colorado Springs-Colorado? Or the Naked Hippies on Bikes and Trust Funders in a VW Bus Boulder-Colorado? Or the Corporate Yuppie & Everyone Has a Startup Denver Colorado?
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  852. EVERYBODY gets a mugshot. So yeah, his fat arse should too
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  853. You fail at Poe's Law
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  854. We are partly to blame, because we keep choosing the wrong word. What they're describing is a King. We think Dictator will trigger them, but it won't. But you start (accurately) describing him trying to be King, and things take a different tone for them. Because commoners can be dictators, but not Kings. And they are as common as you get.
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  855. But Little Suzie is so brave...she stood up and read her essay before the whole class. She almost got every word right, too.
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  856. She's politically dead meat walking, already. At least on the national stage. What's really scary is this sociopath has command of a state Militia. Air and Army national guard. Move on to the next psycho the GOP will groom for Trump's VP pick, please. Enough with the puppy killer.
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  857. At this point the only thing we can hope for is the Grim Reaper finally taking these two expired products off the shelf altogether
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  858. Why is the default response not just 'Go back to Sleep Grampa'?
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  859. Cue the Mongol Montage, Stan
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  860. No. He's not dumb. He's an a s s h 0 l e, and that's a choice, not a disability.
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  861. The current season of The Penguin is a lot more believable than that old freak
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  862. Ten Sixty percent for the Big Orange Guy. - Fixed it for you
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  863. Remember: 99.99% of those 'pro-lifers' you see defending 'babies' are people who will never, ever get pregnant by dint of either gender or menopause
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  864. Legends say he actually mailed a letter there
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  865. Matt Gaetz only got out of his LAST statutory R 4 P 3 investigation with DeSantis' and his Daddy's help. So there's nothing surprising here. The molesters be flocking together.
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  866. In the 2016 election only 30 incidents of noncitizen (that's a fancy word for ILLEGALS to you People of Wal Mart) voting were cited in the federal general. The one that Trump won All were referred for prosecution. Most of those cases were by someone White (yes, they exist outside of America, too) voting for the Republican. That's Donald Trump. White European illegals voting for Trump.
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  867.  @jameshaner8084  One-Hit Failure
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  868. Before the '16 primaries, John Kerry (who ranks as high as the Clintons at the Democrat leadership table) jumped up in the middle of the room after learning Sanders was running, and I kid you not, shouted that they must stop Bernie Sanders Not Donald Trump. Bernie Sanders was who the party had to stop. They kept their word.
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  869. A picture of Florence Pugh playing with puppies
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  870. Boise is pretty much like anywhere, or Bakersfield California. Strip malls and franchise biz. It's when you get to Coeur d'Alene that you landed in the Gated Community Center of the Aryan Nations. They just hide the swastikas when it's tourist season.
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  871. He doesn't have children. He has heirs. And heirs are only waiting for one thing....
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  872. A Second Coming? The Holy Trinity: all about that 3 way.
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  873. Don't threaten him with a good time
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  874. And this, kids, is how you make LOTS of Ashley Babbitts By saying stupid, criminal things from the Podium
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  875. Hoebert. But she makes a fine pair of points. Shame they aren't hers.
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  876. I knew it. Chef Boyardee was right all along. It's time....for Food Wars!!
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  877. And special product category excise taxes....which will be things ordinary people buy, not rich ones. If you want a Whiskey Rebellion, this is how you get a Whiskey Rebellion.
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  878. Because his boy pardoned him. And Paul Manafort...and Charles Kushner. Jared's dad that Christ Christie put away for corruption when he was still a DA.
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  879. Smells like BS to me
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  880. Legends say it was the inspiration for Bill the Cat
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  881. Hate witchcraft! Love miracles.... Can't really explain the legal difference in their fanfic cosplay rulebook other than 'one is for MY team, the other is for THEIR team'
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  882. Feudal system much?
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  883. It takes a true jackass to talk about how they want to get the Saudis out of US Government from one side of their mouth and then attack the EV market....most of which is American made, and American Energy powered. Every lifted rollin' coal Duramax out there with a Trump flag on one side of the bed and the Stars n Stripes on the other should be repainted with an OPEC logo and the license plate should read 'SLDOUT'
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  884. Getting sentenced to Community Service in Russia is a killer deal.
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  885. Every time I see him getting the vapors, my mind immediately conjures the word "apoplectic" And his life partner Cruz looks like a refugee from a Just For Men hair color commercial
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  886. Methinks you forget that the Vice President takes over after they die. So that's who you're really voting for, not because of the onset of senility, but because they're both GONNA DIE OF OLD GODDAMN AGE IN OFFICE. He said they are BOTH old, and he is right. Becoming POTUS does NOT make you immortal. Maybe ask William Henry Harrison.
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  887. I still can't believe this is our political news cycle now.
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  888. Andrew Johnson?? Ya know...the FIRST one...for clearly violating the very clear Tenure of Office act The only thing political was that he WASN'T convicted in the Senate for committing a crime about Politics. Political scheming is the only reason we haven't removed a POTUS by now.
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  889. The mottos "Make America Great Again" and "America First" was created by the people who held the Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden in '39, trying to keep America out of the war in Europe. Which they did for years. They were LITERALLY called the America First Committee. Run by Nazi agents with Senators in Congress.
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  890. 'Real' Americans, ladies and gentlemen. The common clay of the new West. You know....morons.
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  891. He'd punch his own ticket before he'd ever live like us Plebs. Seen that with a LOT of ex-rich people who couldn't stop playing with fire/gambling, the idea of simply being comfortable, stable middle class was too unthinkable to them. One I know swallowed a revolver barrel, another killed her husband and kid before taking herself out in Scottsdale. Suicide before accepting any sort of lifestyle Downgrade
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  892. Says the Trailer Park demographic. Have some more meth, Trashbag
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  893. Someone show me a single agency that exists to provide oversight on and serve as a check on the power of the Political Parties. You can't. Because they don't exist. The two parties exist to get around laws, representative democracy, and the constitution. Because they aren't in it. They have no legal authority. Except they have ALL of it.
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  894. I scoffed at DARE as an 80s kid because out of touch boomers ran it, and that's what you do to pandering old weirdos who insult your intelligence. But having watched our 60's/70's drug addled parent's die in droves as they smoked and snorted anything you would put in front of their nose....reinforcing the message made a dent. And made it easy to spot dealers: Camo cargo shorts and a D.A.R.E. shirt.
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  895. And religion. Which is still politics. The FIRST politics.
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  896. He's jealous that his direct counterpart had a long and worthy career, combat or no, and Vance's is a short, pale shadow he tried to milk for Veteran cred. The corporal got showed up by a Senior NCO and the only defense is to have the Republican Spam Bot Army come to his piddling little defense
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  897. I think they misspelled Mass Embezzlement as 'Financial Problems', because it's more than a little sus that Republican Party Offices are cashing more Johnny Reb checks and selling more Klan merch than ever, yet they keep losing literal billions upon billions of campaign dollars.... They're grifting the mother of all slush funds while writing it all off as a loss. Mega Theft.
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  898. Man, for his sake, I hope she was a total animal in the sheets to justify that kind of horror. But who am I to say, I've seen a lot of KUH-razy exe wives and husbands in friend's lives.
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  899. To the Barber: "Give me the Trump" - Nobody, ever
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  900. It's a used Mazda pickup with high miles.
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  901. Sadly, it's come out that other manufacturers only dabble in EVs to compete with Tesla, not committing to it, and have a long, sordid history of trying to sabotage public sentiment towards them. Its not a coincidence that every EV before Tesla's were the most hideous, half-arsed things you ever saw. And today, the big auto manufacturers have been outed as STILL fighting against EVs. Hate his guts all day, but the company itself is needed. If Tesla closed shop tomorrow, you would see most others drop EVs completely so they could go back to 'business as usual' selling SUV's to people who can't afford the payments AND gas.
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  902.  @danpowell3953  And that's where you make your mistake. Everyone pretends its about winning Republicans over to vote for a Democrat, or vice versa. Never gonna happen, never does happen, never will happen. Registered voters are slaves. Simps. They do as they're told. Independents decide elections and outnumber them all. Let me put it to you this way: If Trump and Biden both keeled over from old age tomorrow, does that mean Election Cancelled, everyone go home? No. We are NOT locked into picking between these two no matter how much they tell you that's your only choice. Both the Parties and any Independents are fully capable of appearing for a while to come. The Primaries are NOT the end all, be all of Elections. They're just Pageants. Dog and Pony shows for simps and bootlicks. Are you a bootlick?
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  903. Literally the only way you could have typed that without throwing up a little bit is if you watched this video with the sound turned all the way down
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  904. I only snort SATA connections
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  905. Lincoln was far, far too lenient. They should have 'relocated' all the Johnny Reb families in Alabama and Mississippi by making them walk a white Trail of Tears until they reached the West Texas wastelands, and then left them on reservations there while the newly freedmen took over the land they were enslaved to.
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  906. Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States but the Party shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law - Article 1, Section 3, Clause 7. It's in the damned constitution, FFS.
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  907. eh, about a company and a half. But still an army unto itself.
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  908. Megalomaniacs who found a different kind of 3rd world country to take over with their Pay for Play Inquisition.. Rural counties and parishes.
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  909. Prove it. Cuz I got my doubts, hoss
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  910.  @Tylerd838  No I didn't, I made a point of what YOU leave out. Every time.
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  911.  @Tylerd838  If you knew how to read, would find that every state has a law on the books defining it as the National Guard/State Defense Force. Tell ya what, hotshot: Tell me your state, & I'll even tell you your statute that does exactly that. You're not too chicken to accept my simple challenge, are you?
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  912. Still makes me laugh, because Obama was from CHICAGO, and if you put anything other than mustard, onions, and relish or pickled slices on a Chicago Dog, you're some kind of heretic. Only kids put ketchup on hot dogs. And heretics. The sin was DIJON mustard. Oh, the humanity. Guess I'll go light my Stone Ground on fire now, too.
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  913. I thought something similar once. WTF is a 'Wiz Khalifa' ? Is that like a urinal in a Saudi palace? Turns out a Lizzo is just a really fun lady with no filter you'd want to go drinking with. Just keep bail money handy. And I hear she writes hip hop lyrics, but cannot confirm.
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  914.  @mikefleek9259  I come from Orchard Country, family are well-off growers, so I think I can answer that....Aryan appearance. Rural parents approved of her because blonde hair, blue eyes. I've heard this brought up again and again by parents in HiKKK circles. They're mad she won't play their Right Wing Princess, so they tried to cancel her like they did the Dixie Chicks.
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  915. Look behind him on the shelf. Just below that folded & cased Service flag he clearly never earned is what looks an awful lot like an artisan crack pipe. Or a glass dildo that he's a little too proud of.
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  916. Just his syphilis, I would imagine
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  917.  @humboldthammer  He doesn't know what the 3 seashells are for
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  918. Drumpf's Syndrome. Especially when you run around shouting "WHO JUST SHIT MY PANTS?!? WHO WAS IT??"
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  919. FFS, just run AOC. Electability is a requirement. Being low-baggage is a requirement. Fierceness is a requirement. Harris and Newsom don't have the goods.
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  920.  @steffen3535  Stop and think about it....
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  921.  @HypatiaMuse  Bigly urethra. YUGE. Like nobody has ever seen before.
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  922. Literally nobody could ever look at that mug, or even his drivers license pic, and be thinking 'Oh yeah, this guy seems like a decent sort, and I'd totally trust him with my kids or power equipment' Even if the dead-giveaway accent of the dumber members of the Base didn't make it obvious, the Leaders of this cult ALWAYS have that twinkle in their eye. Either the vacant cult stare or pure hungry evil.
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  923. Can we PLEASE just freakin admit that it's moslty Lawyers behind the coups? Johnny Reb is getting his Confederate training at Law School these days, not Virginia Military Academy
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  924. It's all Pro Forma speech stuff passed down from the Republican Party Whips to their staff. The people you see, including Trump himself, are just reading whatever the senior GOP staff write. Which means people like Stephen Miller, Bannon, and ones we've never heard of that work for other, richer & anonymous players really ARE running the show.
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  925. Trump Brand Pogs. He's bringing it back.
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  926. Asking Africans to get back on the boat is the most Republican thing to say, ever. Yet, somehow, I like it this time.
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  927. No, he's a believer in his brand's terrorism, too. REMEMBER WHERE HE STARTED?? At the Waco Siege, interviewing and platforming guys like Timothy McVeigh, and then going and shouting at the FBI agents. He was PART of the Oklahoma City Bombing fallout after the Branch Davidian debacle. He is and always has been a domestic terrorist. He just found a way to make it profitable.
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  928. Yeah, no. The POTUS does NOT have the power of the purse, dummy. It's called misappropriation for a reason. Reagan HAD congressional support all day long. What are you smoking? He got away with anything he wanted with congress and rode his Cold War tough guy act until he so famously skyrocketed the National Debt, and his VP ended up holding the bag.
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  929. Did you not watch the video?!? FFS, watch the video before making a comment, because you clearly did NOT. Gorsuch said her argument for a ban of the pill was BS. WATCH. THE. DAMN. VIDEO. NEXT. TIME.
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  930.  @TheNaturalust  So then why the hell were you here spewing irrelevant comment vomit for this video? I'm not an enabler, I will call out when people do a stupid. I can't stand the guy myself, but FFS learn to read the room. Or at least realize what room you're in while you're shouting.
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  931. Yasmin doesn't seem to know Banon's history being one of the principal characters of the Alt Reich movement since the 80s. As a young naval officer, he threw a Conservative hissy fit during the Iranian Hostage crisis, went full Nazi from that point forward, & been a founding Coup Movement father ever since.
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  932.  @normaowens7340  Clearly, you haven't filled out a Ballot lately. If they aren't on the ballot, they don't exist.
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  933. Overhead a glorious spirit He gave me a message and you all need to hear it Send me your money...That's what he said, he said to send me your money - Suicidal Tendencies, 1990
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  934. Best democracy money can buy.
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  935. Neptunium
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  936. And this is why cameras don't belong in the courtroom.
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  937. And he's giving it to everyone else like some kind of cable-TV transmitted STD
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  938. I hope he just plays Repeater. It would be funny to see him saying 'Bing, bong, bing bing BONG' back at Trump for the entirety of the debate. Trump: "Why did you cause inflation?"......Biden: "Why did YOU cause inflation?"
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  939.  @Corgifan2  Cooking the books is a felony in SEVERAL states, and at the Federal level too
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  940. And this is why we can't have nice things. The stink of money.
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  941.  @fergusoharafoh  One sympathizes. Can't remember the last time a vidya game made my back sore because I was hunched over my imaginary putter, tense and trying to make a ridiculous shot while my friends talked a bunch of low-key trash and damned my score with faint praise. Which is what golf is actually about.
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  942. Kirkland-brand Mussolini
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  943.  @michaelhernandez5384  <--- says the profile with a Translate to English tab
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  944. He looks like Martin Shkreli....aka Pharma Bro. Also an Olympic Class smug bastard
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  945. He doesn't seem to get that there are no 'southern slave states' anymore, and a RedNekkk coalition of hick counties does not make a viable rebel confederacy. Red States rarely have more Red peeps. There is no geography, no Mason Dixon line to rally on. It would literally be hide and go seek as these opiate enthusiasts and meth monkeys in the Traitor camp get sniffed out and snuffed.
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  946. Of course there is. It literally says on your 1040 form 'Wages, tips, other compensation' Except capital gains (interest from being a loanshark) of course...that's for rich people. Not peasants.
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  947. They have Jesus. What they need is bars. Vivek ain't got bars.
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  948.  @somchai272  <---- what this gent said. It literally says wages, salary, tips, and other compensation on your 1040, Brenda
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  949. I love how Elon is still trying to wage some bizarre pro-Kanye PR blitz on Twitter by making him look like a hero compared to Puffy I wonder how much 'Ye is paying him to do that
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  950. "That donkey can talk!" "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick."
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  951. Boebert gets elected because the news media that pretends to revile her love the ratings she brings in, so they platform her. If she wasn't in the news every 3 seconds, she would be unemployed. Or, rather, an 'independent contractor' on Backpage again.
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  952. Dammit for agreeing with him....but yes, she DOES need to stop all the smiling and laughing and rise to the seriousness of the moment. She cannot keep coming off as having the time of her life because her ship just came in, she needs to put on her Prosecutor face. That's what people who are relieved she is replacing Biden were looking for. Otherwise she just looks like Hillary Clinton 2.0 who thought she had the election all wrapped up
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  953. Move on over, Kari Lake and your expansive collection of ring lights.... It's either that or she goes back to waiting tables with a tight top and a gun on her hip, hustling for tips from the dirty old biker dudes at her diner that only voted for her because she seemed like a cross between an Easy Rider Centerfold and a Guns & Ammo ad.
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  954. OMG, I knew it. You're a vampire.
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  955.  @thisbushnell2012  Your mom helped me.
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  956. Turns out he chose Option C: Getting boned by the long d**k of the law. It's the FBI's job to investigate political corruption. It's actually their FIRST job. So if they don't want to be on an FBI investigation list, don't do political corruption. Get a real job.
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  957. lol, they do the worst possible job of painting themselves as anti heroes. But what do you expect? The 'Moral Majority' has never gotten the moral of any story they've heard was 'trending' because they're stupid AF
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  958. I'm beginning to believe that Donald Trump invented trailer parks
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  959. It's been a high paying job since Father Charles Coughlin and Rush Limbaugh.
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  960. Who wasn't.
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  961.  @keebleroberts4800  Well, at least you're not a slave to making cogent and easily understood sentences. So you got that going for you
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  962. That's what churches do. Groom girls to marry defective bachelors and breed more imbeciles to prime the collection plate.
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  963. You sound reasonable and adult. I respect you.....
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  964. Not to be confused with the Pentavirate. Although there is some overlap in the SCP continuum
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  965. Yeah, I don't going to the club and enjoying it with The Girls is quite in the same range as rape, rape, and statutory rape. And trafficking minors across state lines then having your Republican friends get you off. And marrying your cousin or admitting on camera how much you want to pork your own daughter.
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  966. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and gunstocks for our controllers for Contractors, Pavlov, etc And most of us are old enough to appreciate your Re-rezzed video, too I make no excuses for the VR chat freaks, however.
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  967. Especially when it's GUARANTEED by the simple math of calendars and weight scales that the next VP will inherit the Oval Office before 2028. It doesn't matter which one wins, neither is living or staying compos mentis that long. Being compos mentis is debatable now
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  968. And why does his Twitter profile pic look like a young G-Man from Half Life?
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  969. Donald Trump: He simps for Dics
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  970. And naturally, all they can think about is AI, and just going to ignore ordinary shooping being able to do the same thing since All Your Base belonged to Us. Because..AI y'all. It's such a buzzword.
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  971.  @ronny-lb1cr  He's quite popular anywhere with an authoritarian anti-western world stance. Like cheering because Jeffrey Dahmer is catering your worst enemy's wedding.
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  972. And the grandkids of a KGB informer.
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  973. Long Walk them.
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  974. He shows classic signs of being high as a kite on amphetamines before he goes on stage to do his tapdance
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  975. I am still trying to reconcile how they could go with '2 million Mexican Ninjas came across the border for the day and got on buses that nobody ever spotted going state to and voting illegally, but you never saw them....' But they did. That trusty ol' 2 Million Mexican Ninja Bus Army on Tour' bit.
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  976. It's like the Constitution itself. The actual, physical copy. If Nick Cage stole it tomorrow, the Constitution still remains. Because it's a tradition & legally binding agreement between free people, that lives in it's people. Not vellum and ink. Not even borders, nor language, nor ethnic group. And ESPECIALLY not political parties. None of which are granted authority or preeminence in the Constitution.
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  977. Yeah, but never a boring a date. Or so I hear...
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  978.  @stephaniebarrett6193  As an old man myself, any whiz quiz they take is gonna look like a CVS receipt. But we will know WHAT is on it. I guarantee that for Trump, it won't be Omeprazole & Empagliflozin. He can't do his monkey dance on stage without a little toot toot from his candy man, so if he went cold turkey before, he would still be a catastrophic debate stage fail.
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  979. THAT two state solution is like trying to co-exist and be neighborly with your malignant brain tumor. Palestinian isn't an ethnic group. It's a label for Colonizer of Hebrew birth land. Mecca is their holy land, they just insist on squatting the homes and holy places of others for the schadenfreude. Like the Hagia Sophia. Gaza is just their fave beachhead to get within convenient mortar and rocket range of population centers.
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  980.  @Facetiously.Esoteric  HEY DUMMY, DID YOU SEE ME USE THE WORD JUDAISM?? I said HEBREW, you dingus. And like Islam is the Religion of Arabs for Arabs by Arabs, and why translating other than Arabic is good way to earn a death sentence, Judaism is the Religion of the Hebrews.
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  981. He won't stop until HE has been completely and utterly doxed. Until he is completely exposed and made to feel vulnerable, he won't stop.
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  982.  @Rhianalanthula  You haven't been paying attention to the Quiverfull movement or Go Forth and Be Fruitful commandments in Evangelical 'Murica then. White Girl Fertility saves the 'chosen' Outbreeding non-whites isn't just a Christian Value to everyone from Adventists to Mormons, it's actual Doctrine. And it's the REAL reason they oppose abortion. Demographic numbers.
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  983.  @Rhianalanthula  P.S.: The reason white nationalist Christians call it the 'Quiverfull' doctrine is because every white child born is a potential arrow fired at the 'heathens'
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  984. Party on, Wayne and Garth.
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  985. Putin knows perfectly well that some of 'his' people are actually Prigozhin's people. Because....Russians.
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  986. REST IN POWER, KING. Or queen. Not presuming.
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  987. They legally CAN'T do this. It's straight up 4th Amendment stuff, and it's unequivocal Teachers are Government employees. Government cannot engage in unreasonable searches. Like peaking under a child's tail to check out their plumbing.
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  988.  @maxpower92  Well, as long as you're not wearing white...then it's a mitzvah
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  989. A PROPER mugshot.. The kind you get after sitting in the tank for 24 hours, getting sweaty and smelling like Jail, hair all greasy and jacked up, and no makeup artist to tidy him up. He would make Nick Nolte's mugshot look like an Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret photoshoot
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  990. No it's not. It's learned from the people you're trying to impress and fit in with.
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  991.  @tim3172  You clearly don't know how to count heads. The largest voting bloc in this country is NOT Democrats. It's indies. So it's very much a You're A Bootlick Problem
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  992. Weird. It's almost like dumb people who see a tyrannical government everywhere are appointing a tyrant to run the government.
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  993. I guess reading The Godfather means you're in the Sicilian mob by his logic.
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  994. I think that's her version of arousal. She must be REALLY pent up. Her bean must be too big to flick.
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  995. Everyone says that right before the Clown starts his juggling act
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  996. Incorrect. It's inherently constitutional. SCOTUS has argued that it's covered by the 1A since '69, and it's been the law of the land after they finally got done nitpicking it in 1989.
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  997. Pessimism for the sake of pessimism. Stay out of science and tech please. You're great at spotting villains, but you're also the reason why we can't have nice things. Because you're more interested in nay-saying anything new because the nay-saying is more valuable to you than something useful. Just a different NIMBY.
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  998.  @Joe--  Well you're not an expert either, just a fanboi, so you can go pound sand as well "Debunked" indeed
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  999. Yeah, cuz he still seems to be flush with silk suits, a nice office to do his Cameos from, and spotted frequently out and about dining on the town
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  1000. And at no point was the word 'Tyranny' ever mentioned in the 2A. They just straight up pulled that s**t out of their arses for their LARPing campaign, too. When they bring up (for some reason they always go to him) Jefferson's letters on the 2A...remind them he was in France when the Constitution and Bill of Rights was ratified. His simply had opinions.
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  1001.  @thekingtheking4956  And at the very least, a serial killer
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  1002. "You see, when a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game!" - Operation Petticoat, 1959
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  1003. Robbie Rotten
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  1004. Their ability to chime in on catty fashion girl talk extends as far as red-light tanning their balls, and maybe whether or not they took a shower today
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  1005. I feel like this kind of behavior could spark FTC investigations for trading crimes, especially if they get caught shorting after deliberately starting boycotts Edit: This IS the Republicans we're talking about. There WILL be a profit motive in there, both above and below board
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  1006. I'm so goddamn sick of this moronic repeat of a ballot with the Not Really An Independent no Indie asked for. No matter who wins, America loses.
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  1007. Gully Dwarves (google it)
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  1008. The literal translation of Al Qaeda. So, sooooo fitting.
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  1009. He used to have a side gig as Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town and warned us all about Winona's big brown beaver through the majesty of song.
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  1010. Cue 'Holiday Road' theme music from National Lampoon's Vacation
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  1011. Real talk though, neither Newsom or Harris are free enough of baggage or have enough charisma with the public to be competitive in the general against The Cult and it's Sacred Orange Cow. And that's exactly why the DNC, in their inexhaustible ability to do the dumbest thing politically instead of listening to people, will be the only ones they choose. Its her past as a DA that will come back to haunt her.
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  1012. I think that applies to 80% of our employers, but only a few own a social media network and fill it with Race War trolls who are on the payroll
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  1013. I think legally we have to call it a rind And MAGA voters are Rind-os
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  1014. He made Morton Downey Jr look serious and dignified by comparison
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  1015. Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes Please, Louise Pull me up off my knees
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  1016. It's worth remembering that Junior's mom was Ivana. She was a Soviet girl. And Ivana's dad Milos was a collaborator for the Czech branch of the KGB (StB). The KGB kept files on Trump since the 70's.
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  1017. You dare challenge Rebecca Black's hit single Friday with your lyrical effrontery? Heretic.
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  1018. She had to find a new job after blowing the whistle on her groping perv comrades, failed to fool the Liberal and Moderate side that she wasn't a Klan Soccer Mom, so went back and found a job around other groping perv comrades. Every woman has her price.
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  1019. It's all fun and games for McDonalds to threaten to go All Robot unless conservatives keep wages at slave levels until Little Timmy find half of a dead rat in his McRib that the Robot Burger Flipper couldn't recognize
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  1020. And nobody would upvote that word salad of nonsense but you on your smurf profiles
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  1021. Florida is America's flaccid dong and drain catch for old, bored morons who are no longer in the work force and weren't socially stable enough to stay in their home towns. What's really funny, so many retired there from New York and Texas. Arizona is #2 right behind, trying to take the belt from them. States run by old blue hair retirees who aren't even from there.
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  1022. But big asses! SUCH big asses.
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  1023. Ivy League conservative fraternities and prep schools. Whoever thinks lack of education is the source of the problem is ignoring the academies that train the High Priest class of American Conservatism
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  1024.  @zartanicus  Still not answering the question....
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  1025. A death threat is not legal. You are almost certain to get a visit from the Feds. AS LONG AS IT'S REPORTED. Edit: And yes, Fed investigators easily track callers identities. The problems are: #1 The volume. There are SO many. #2 People fail to pursue charges properly It's like the job they give the new Agents: Sending them to knock on peoples doors to spook them
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  1026. Hookers n' blow ain't free. Well, it USED to be, when the CIA was handing sex and drugs out back in the cool old days of mind control experiments. MAN, I miss the old CIA. Say what you will, at least they were surprising and never boring.
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  1027. Edit: William Jennings Bryan was 36, the youngest Presidential candidate. She's literally 1 year younger this November.
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  1028.  @memyself2589  Me too. My son had to correct me after I made a comment about 'wish she was old enough to run, she's the most popular Democrat in Congress.' He's in high school constitutional debate club, and was super smug about telling me with that kind of 'Ugh, why are you old people so dumb' look on his face.
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  1029. We don't need campaign finance reform. We have the laws on the books. We need campaign finance ENFORCEMENT Because the moment Money = Speech, speech stopped being Free and became a Hustle.
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  1030.  @alyates8789  Indeed, though I am no democrat and refuse to sell my soul to a party (none of which are ever mentioned or enumerated powers in the Constitution, yet they run the country), I am staunchly anti-Republican independent. They're simply a hostile anti-American organization. What they want isn't to 'make America great again', what they want is to sell most of it off and keep the rest as Confederacy 2.0
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  1031.  @jimbo92107  Catering courtesy of Jeffry Dahmer
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  1032. We can never, ever satisfy the rich. They are the unfillable hole in our society. The cannibals of endless appetite
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  1033. It's in the finest tradition of Joe "tail gunner" McCarthy himself.
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  1034. Fine, then tell me why Military Service members are mandatorily retired at 65, too. Or why Joe Montana is not going to be the starting QB for San Fran after losing the Superbowl. So screw you and your howls of age discrimination. Being too old for a job is a real thing with real consequences. The Presidency isn't a Make A Wish program or a Hospice plan.
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  1035. Your mother is Long.
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  1036. Religion: Humanity's oldest fantasy cosplay LARPing campaign settings, ever And also, perversely, Religion is Humanity's oldest, most dictatorial form of Government From Tribal Shamans to Pharaohs to Popes to Ayatollahs & Emperors with Heavenly Mandates. Nontheist government is an entirely new phenomenon in our species history.
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  1037. They copied the idea from Bag o' Crab on NE 82nd in Portland. The only thing not authentic about a robot server in Estacada is that it doesn't bring customers an 8-ball of meth with every order
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  1038. Grow up.
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  1039.  @billyjohnson1977  ohhhh, billllllllyyyyyy
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  1040. Not screw. Stake.
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  1041. Putting the Wood back in Log Cabin Republicans
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  1042. It ain't like they can hide behind 'campaign contributions' to embezzle their money like NORMAL politicians since they don't campaign
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  1043. Armalite Rifle. Don't get into the weeds about the fact that it IS an Assault Rifle, despite the abbreviation not meaning that. Whether a battle rifle or assault rifle is semantics, the problem is that it: A. Has a lot of Rifle bullets B. Is real easy to expend a lot of Rifle bullets real quick for max death The AR-15 is historically designed as a MILITARY weapon for the Air Force, not Sporting
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  1044. And did he do a little coke bump wipe on his sniffer right before he stood up? Is he cutting rails right there on the seats?
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  1045. I think his kids have bigger questions like why he is still just engaged to Governor Newsome's coked up ex wife Kimberly.
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  1046. That's why they aim to live away from others. Other Americans. Because they didn't really want to live in America. They wanted to live in a made-up fantasy land their Pastor Bob called 'REAL' America. Churches are, and always have been, attempts to make little governments with Clergy as Royalty.
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  1047. r/ParlerTrick, you've gone too far this time
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  1048. She's been Kevin Sorbo in drag all along.
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  1049. That's a bold statement. Charles Sumner might disagree, but I'll grant you, it ain't our best either.
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  1050. I blame the guy who dared Republicans to find someone who is more of a dingbat and comical stereotype than Sarah Palin
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  1051. Do you want space monkeys? Because this is how you get space monkeys.
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  1052.  @AbqCommunityOrganizer  Congrats, you fail at posting, but have reached Non Sequitur level 9
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  1053. Mmm, this sandwich tastes so young and impudent. - Edna Krabappel, Springfield Elementary
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  1054. I'm sure the fact that he stinks like a pile of used diapers doesn't help
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  1055. The majority of them landed at your nearest airport, dude. And never flew back out. The bulk of illegal immigration is by those who overstayed their visa. Some of them even hosted late night talk shows while doing it, but going through the process. Which means...they stayed, they applied, they overstayed, but still continued a flawed process
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  1056. I see what you did there. Say what you will....she's not a boring date. Awful, sure. But not boring.
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  1057. Shhh...you're ruining their whole cosplay fantasy thing Edit: The legal term is Noncitizen Voting, and it's a federal felony with a 5 year sentence & deportation. And every single state a similar law banning it. Just as every state has a law on the books saying the Well Regulated 2A Militia is the National Guard.
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  1058. Edit: Somebody who felt super inadequate standing next to Taylor when Travis & Patrick brought them to the SuperBowl after-party.
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  1059. You think he didn't? Photocopiers and scanners are a thing, and we still don't have all of the original classified documents back. Still unaccounted for. The most damning: The Shayrat missile strikes in Syria. He announced when & where he was firing dozens of Tomahawks at a dead airbase so the Russians could test their anti-missile prototype systems on them. Edit: Sorry, missed that you said 'more' docs
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  1060. Hell, I aughta thank George Bush for me being able to buy a home for the first time. He: #1 Sent me to Iraq. Twice. So, ya know, thanks for that, George. #2 His deregulation crashed the housing market, so I bought my home when filthy bankers were desperate to offload them in 2010 for a song, comparitively. Hell, I hope it crashes AGAIN.
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  1061. Show me an 80 year old General or Admiral still allowed to be in uniform today.
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  1062. Vampires don't cast reflections
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  1063.  @ronaldoago-go5907  RIP, Mr Rubens
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  1064. They apparently think so. And everyone who doesn't do their Fascist stuff is apparently a...Commie? So 1950's.....
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  1065. "Egg McMuffins or Sausage Burritos. I don't like to talk about it, it's very personal for me."
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  1066.  @molasorrosalom4846  Ohhh, so Jamaicans aren't ethnically.....black? Is that the point you're trying to make? Please, do expound on this and enlighten us as to what magical race he was that disabuses us of the idea that Harris is, by birth, black as well. I guess he musta been a flying purple people eater. Or an eskimo car salesmen.
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  1067.  @molasorrosalom4846  And the word you're looking for, but too chicken***t to say is: Colored. Who are still treated as Black in every fathomable way for a very long, long time now. First day on earth?
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  1068. Of course. Her district that she represents is the literal birthplace of the 2nd Ku Klux Klan, the biggest iteration of The Klan in US History, when they marched thousands through the streets of Washington DC She has lied about and hidden her family past from the media for a pretty obvious reason
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  1069. Oh Biden has a vibe.... It's just not a great one. It's the Grandpa talking about The Depression Again one. THE GUY CAME IN 3rd PLACE IN THE 2016 PRIMARIES, and was even at 2% for a while BEHIND HIS OWN SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION, but the DNC made sure the slot was his in 2020.
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  1070. I'd be surprised if he was the next contestant on The Price is Right.
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  1071. So will his EEG
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  1072. The truth that the DNC doesn't want said out loud is that they are running Kamala Harris to inherit the office, when they know she could never win the General. But they want a brown woman in office at any cost so they can say they checked that block to their voters and the history books, THAT'S why they are all-in on a incumbent candidate with two feet in his grave and pole numbers in there with him. All so his VP can get the job and the DNC can stay On Brand. They're risking it all for that. Minority Demographic pandering is their stock in trade, even when it shouldn't be the priority right now.
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  1073. They could have enlisted someone like Sally Yates. But did they? No. Because it's a party, and outsiders aren't invited. Royalty only.
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  1074.  @vickgardner3515  That sounds like a personal problem.
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  1075.  @vickgardner3515  You're an NPC
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  1076.  @amorphousalienblob  No no, they're the right
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  1077. Is the channeled called THE PRISONS REPORT? No? Didn't think so. But please enlighten us, Warden Schmucko
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  1078. You're talking about people who shoop his face onto Rocky Balboa's body and the God Emperor of the Imperium.
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  1079. People who don't work for tips. Or work at all. He's getting cheers from people milking disability claims or on drawing Social Security already. Else, they wouldn't be at one of his stupid rallies at 11 AM on a Tuesday.
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  1080. And looks like /pol/
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  1081. The Democrat Party made damn sure there was no competition. They are 100% laser focused on Harris inheriting the Oval Office, which they can only do if Biden passes away while on the job. It's about WHAT she is, not WHO, or HOW GOOD she may or may not be. They're running a very mortal Joe so a Harris Administration will protect their brand of ID politics.
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  1082.  @CarterDavis-nu6ey  I dunno what country you originate from, but it's not a native English speaking one, and your name sure ain't Carter Davis. Stick to comment farming politics for a living in your own country.
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  1083. Really makes you wonder what the hell kind of crossword puzzles Nanna Taylor Greene spends all her time on
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  1084.  @Seigensi  It's a line from a famous musical, friend. Swing and a miss.
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  1085. And god only knows how much he still owes his Russian loansharks Selling nation defense secrets have a history of not paying as much as you might think.
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  1086. Why are Red Voters so miserable? Because they live in Red States. Why are Red States so miserable? Because they're full of Red Voters. And they still can't seem to figure out this puzzle.
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  1087. For those of you who aren't acquainted with Grants Pass, OR.....it's the home of Noveske Rifleworks....one of the most expensive makers of AR-15 parts for the discerning Gun Nut, the owner of which died driving drunk but convinced everyone the Government was gonna kill him. It's also a White Nationalist haven and home to lots of members of our local Nazi Punk cliques. Edit: The "Great State of Jefferson" secessionists.
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  1088. Oh really? Did YOU immigrate, Miss Cynthia Ridgeway? Or do you think skin color dictates where you belong? Admit it: You lived your while life up to this point in the same country you were born & raised in. THAT is indigenous peoples. But go ahead and show up in England and tell them you're a native.
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  1089. The question is a simple one: What kind of dirt did Trump have the FBI find on every single republican ever?
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  1090. On Twitt....er, sorry...X saying exactly that.
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  1091. That's all of Rural america now. But Right leaning media has kept it focused entirely on urban and black areas. They don't mention that the bulk of homeless addicts in Liberal cities came from suburban and rural areas, but left because there isn't enough infrastructure or resources for the Country Boy Can Survive crowd to survive addiction or homelessness in The Country.
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  1092. Says the clickfarmer who upvoted his own comment, cuz NOBODY ELSE WOULD
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  1093. Blarney Stone?
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  1094. Just make them stay in a prison. They're only let out to work, and if they're well behaved. Trustees. The Shawshank Legislation.
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  1095. "I make the hard decisions" If you not only make them easily, but seem to enjoy them...then they're not Hard Decisions, and you're a Sociopath
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  1096. I wish they would stop spending so much time being laser focused on combining the concepts of Sex and Children. They're obsessed with it. As the ancient bard hath said: Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Their fetishes are showing. Pointing fingers at everyone else doesn't hide it. Gross conservapervs.
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  1097.  @jakelionlight3936  Reported for spamming
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  1098.  @jakelionlight3936  Spamming the same comment everywhere is spamming, and youre a spammer. So...reported for spamming
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  1099.  @jakelionlight3936  blah, blah, blah. Go back to making 'Huh? What did you say?' comments everywhere, spammer. And we'll keeping reporting you as is tradition, and you'll start crying about 'being censored by the MSM or Big Tech' or some such BS
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  1100. I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? - Dr Pepper
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  1101. I guess you could say she's....really got him pegged?
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  1102. He didn't become a citizen until '02, so a naturalized immigrant. Talk about an innacurate word. You gotta love the criteria for an HB-5 visa. The "Immigrant Investor" path to citizenship. i.e.: Buy enough stock and Wall Street will sponsor your citizenship. Best democracy money can buy.
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  1103. The most horrifying thing about it: It could give Vegans a solid argument for once. And I don't want to live on that planet.
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  1104. Because Harissa is delicious? Foodies gonna foodie.
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  1105. Even Jon Stewart was like 'Damn, that's cold. Even I didn't box Tucker's ears that hard'
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  1106. Hooray for 'looking great for your age' Joe Montana looks great for his age, too. Doesn't mean he should be next year's starting QB for San Fran. They're both too old, and a vote for either is a vote for the VP, not for them. Grim Reaper says so. Get over it.
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  1107. Or you could just admit that there's no accounting for taste. Or maybe it's done by sharks that have the sharky equivalent of down's syndrome, and don't know better. I mean, how do you know?
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  1108.  @AdamBladeTaylor  Wow, thanks for that. I HAD NO IDEA BRUH. I am so enlightened now. You may pat yourself on the back for that infodump of things that I literally could not have known despite year after year of Shark Week peons spouting off with tonedeaf smartypants scub and other 'Man is the real Monster' drivel rather than recognizing really obvious sarcasm. Next time I'll put it in neon for you.
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  1109. Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. Or KellyAnne Conway. Heard she's single and ready to mingle again. She MUSTA been a freak in the sack for poor George to have lived with that for so long.
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  1110. I hope all her future donor...er, I mean 'dates' order a lot of asparagus before the evening reaches it's climax. She must suffer.
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  1111. It's been tweaked with post-prod software, dude. You can see the framerate and colorspace effect around his face in more than half the frames.
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  1112.  @phlebgrl6064  They only thing the editor did right was keep most of the changes to his face (creating the slack faced expression) and not the rest of the crowd, but even then, he couldn't hide it. Notice Biden's face is visibly lighter than the rest of the scene (including the other white guy) with no shadows and digital smoothed and compressed out to his skin in all the P frames? Pretty poorly done when you know your subject is an old wrinkled guy. But it was really the injected soundtrack that should have tipped everyone off that the video was toyed with. That's a pretty big red flag to be ignored.
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  1113. By their own rules, he was a Witch. But, ya know, 'miracles' is the better branding word I guess
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  1114. And everyone knows Vegan farts are destroying the Ozone Layer after cancelling The Twilight Zone.
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  1115.  @sandrawood6398  <----- foreign failbot with an American name doesn't get the obvious American pun
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  1116. Yeah, we should vote for the guy who is 5 feet wide. BTW, you used the shorthand symbol for inches, not feet.
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  1117. Oh, if you only knew what departments already spend on the ubiquitous Ford Exploder Interceptor after you factor in repairs (the older ones idle a LOT), gas, and tires. Ford is focusing on selling them to police departments, because they make MUCH more off them that way. But hey, now they come in HYBRID. So, ya know, there's that.
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  1118. You do know some of us routinely see Greek, Italian, French, and British elections too, yes? Italian elections today aren't too far from where they were in 1924. The birthplace of greasy Fascismo exports is still very much growing it.
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  1119. $20 says it's Matt Gaetz. Do you remember them sitting together all cozy at game 5 of the World Series in 2019, when the crowd started chanting 'Lock Him Up'?
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  1120. Mmmm. Yes, The Taking of Pelham 123 was one of my favorite movies too
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  1121. Winning. But, like.....Charlie Sheen winning.
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  1122. Her new electorate (dirty old Harley dudes) thought she made a pair of great points....
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  1123. Whoever wants to. It's one of the very things US Troops pledge to defend courtesy of that agreement between free adults in a representative democracy and constitutional republic: The Constitution. One of the first things we're taught about our oaths of enlistment is that it's not a salad bar, you have to take up for ALL the rights, even the ones that get used in ways that personally bother you.
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  1124. And thus did Adam beget Furries. Which is both canonically correct and Holy scripture about why Cain really slew Abel.
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  1125. Trump 2024. Hail Satan.
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  1126.  @alanr4447a  That was the whole reason for why the so-called English Pilgrims came here in the first place...not because they were really oppressed, but because their clergy leaders Rob & William Brewster knew that in 'Murica, EVERY preacher can set up his own franchise and keep all the cash, because the European market was all tapped out by the Church of England and Rome. Evangelical Profiteering is an almost exclusively American racket.
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  1127. And comical badness at shooping memes
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  1128. Lincoln was too lenient.
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  1129. Reminds me of that time the MAGA village idiot said Angela Merkel was the worst Chancellor in German history. That's a BOLD statement....
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  1130. "We need an all-powerful Executive without the Peasants realizing we made an All-Powerful Executive" - Ruling Criminal Class
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  1131. Kirkland Brand O'Reilly
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  1132. If that's the best defense to being in prison, then an awful lot of people on Cell Block D are about to announce their candidacy
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  1133.  @galedribble9535  Yeah, but I'm still not buying this. They walked into 'teh club' with her, not with a gun to their head. 'Chanting'. Yeah, I can see that. Friends having a good time and cheering them on for a good time, so I'm gonna say this is a cash grab from a trash member of the entourage.
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  1134. He just needs his ass beat for running his mouth thinking he's the new popular kid in a 'gang' now
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  1135. And he's stupid enough to think he can 'Duck Season' us and prop his guy up as a martyr. They've been trying that since his FIRST campaign, just like pretending he was 'crazy like a fox' and not just an idiot without a STFU switch.
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  1136. It was a flim flam, see? A frame job! Myaaaah!
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  1137. The only real estate company to use Birth of a Nation outtakes in their commercial
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  1138.  @richardowens9061  Well, setting aside the fact that there ARE no candidates even IN the democrat party, and independents have to caucus WITH democrats...we have no shortage of people who could crush his nuts if the Two Party Masters who hold our ballots hostage would ever allow them on. Former Asst AG Sally Yates. General Mark Milley. Jon Stewart himself, or hell even Al Franken could come back and smash it. The PROBLEM is that the two parties have a stranglehold on who runs and who doesn't.
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  1139. Citizens violates the equal exercise of rights. Because the moment they said Money = Speech, then all speech became inequal.
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  1140. Howell is EXACTLY what become of the OG right-wing /b/ scum of 2000's 4Chan. Those pukes are all middle aged men now. Just like Howell. He's just pretending to be a Jesus freak Luddite.
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  1141. She'd slide out of it with all that makeup lubricating the works
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  1142. Oh yeah, really a top-shelf burning issue in these times....
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  1143. No, this is an enduring, stupid argument that makes you sound silly and childish. Were you born here? Not an immigrant. Period. Unlearn this idiocy and make better points.
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  1144.  @zachlewis2751  Most an assortment of grunts and belching noises
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  1145.  @bt1169  None of the other companies are serious about getting us off ICE and gasoline, and you know it. We DO need them
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  1146. The question is how many publishers and studios are going to play the 'ChatGPT will save us' game, but fall flat on their faces after burying us in horribly scripted shows for the next year that their 22 year old interns whip out on laptops while chillin' in a cafe
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  1147. Literally not a thing you can do when you're raising cows, unless you really like losing your cows & calves all the time. Also not the point. The point is this guy is full of manure and has no idea what he's talking about, and just pulled that out of his cow pie hole to defend his precious, precious gun fetish lobby. Which I have never once needed for taking care of the Milkshakes in my family's yard. I could teach him, but I'd have to charge.
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  1148.  @sgtkeebler  As my old Drill Instructor used to say: Nobody is completely useless, even if they can only be used as a bad example
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  1149. Clearly, we're not ingesting enough of his colloidal silver product. Because Smurfs don't get sunburn. But if you do, rub some Ivermectin on it and cool affected area with injected bleach. These are the guys who run WebMD
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  1150. And yet it's been over 2 years since Junior got engaged to Guilfoyle, and they still haven't gotten married.... * EDIT! Did you guys know she was married to California governor Gavin Newsom?!? *
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  1151.  @unreasonable-man.bsky.social  Are you saying you're a failure of natural selection? Because the fact that we are here, winning in the eternal war for survival against every other species is pretty convincing evidence. But hey, if you're one of those that falls off the podium, that's a personal problem that Evolution eventually corrects
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  1152. I blame Mom's Spaghetti
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  1153. For those unfamiliar with Clark Co (Vancouver) Washington, it's on the other side of the river from Portland, OR, and it's 'Trump Country' over there, despite almost all of them having to find jobs in 'Liberal Portland'. So Liberal's Money & Jobs as their lifeline is good enough, just not any of that progressive decency. It's also home to Patriot Prayer, an associate gang of the Proud Boys.
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  1154. And apparently can't speak plain English or understand how to find a simple Dictionary. "Derived" literally means an offshoot of something else. Source was elsewhere. "Realized" means made manifest. To comes into being right then and there.
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  1155. Incorrect. He's thinks he's something far older. Aristocracy. He thinks he's rich enough to be Royalty. That's what faux Aristocracy does: They BUY louder speech than everyone else so they can position themselves above you in society. And the SCOTUS made that happen with Citizens United. Speech is not longer free, it's up for sale to the highest bidder, and you can't afford it.
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  1156. It's Estacada. Famous for it's rural meth labs. Gun-waving Trump country that parrot all the greatest Conservative bumper stickers So of course they had to say 'Minimum wage wuz too 'spensive, y'all. Yee yee.' Yes, there's people in Estacada (and Vancouver, Molalla, etc) who fake a Southern-like Drawl.
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  1157. One sympathizes. Of course, he's not blindfolded and tied to one in a room full of skeletons
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  1158. A dimwit corporal turned faceless senator vs a dad-energy command sergeant major governor. No contest. Corporal Vance about to experience a smoke-session.
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  1159. **hands the two old fat men a Post Hole digger** Alright boys...let's see you work. If you need help, I know some guys who hang out in front of Home Depot...
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  1160. Hey, you look familiar. Have we met?
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  1161.  @willemvandeursen3105  Repeating the hostile act of colonizing others, dingus
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  1162. It's also a federal misdemeanor crime with a 6 month jail sentence. A year if you faked a MoH.
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  1163. They just can't see beyond the Elon Musk thing. But I bet they still never thought to apply the Cancel Filter to their hippie grandparents VW Beetle. That Hitler helped give to the world. Just wear the damn Adidas (Dassler), launch the damn satellite (Von Braun), drive the damn Tesla (Musk) instead of jerking yourselves off in protests that doesn't actually help.
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  1164. I also think they don't want to spend 3 years in prison to help him hide money offshore, or be a patsy
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  1165. You mean you wish he would. Just say it and stop prevaricating
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  1166.  @dankkrops  You tell me, you're the one who came here to post about it
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  1167.  @dankkrops  You weren't be sarcastic, and now you're just lying about the intent of your post. See, sarcasm has identifiers relating to the either humorous or sardonic nature of the comment that readers can pick up on. Now tell the class what your post deliberately did not have
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  1168. Thankfully, that was only 5 thousand years ago, back when they had a Velociraptor petting zoo.
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  1169. Because she makes her living doing it. She's far from alone. It's an industry on either aisle. I'm all for picking your values no matter what I think of them, it's why we served, but the moment $$ gets involved, it's not longer your ideals but your paycheck. My son is Pro Palestinian even if I am a moderate, I respect that he grew up to be a real person with real opinions. But he isn't paid to have them.
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  1170. Nobody who's famous has a right to be famous. We simply do not owe anyone our attention in order to give them their 'fame', which is just another mechanism for taking up a superior social status to the rest of us. Comedy is just like any other tool for climbing heirarchy. The difference is the intent behind the jokes
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  1171. That's not a reporter. That's not a journalist. That's a Columnist. They have to stop being referred to as even Journalism adjacent.
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  1172. Please stop encouraging politicians with statements like 'you made the internet catch fire'
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  1173. Eeeeeeexcellent.
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  1174.  @Bloodstar-o7  No. If you asked every single one eligible for reparations "Do you want Justice in the form of expanded opportunities or a Million Dollars", and they'll take the million dollars every time. And when they've spent all that Justice, they'll demand you pay them more Justice, forever and always, and all the racial enmity they were raised with and encouraged to pass on to the next generation as their 'struggle' will still be there. My parents are exactly like this, they have a victim complex, and they wallow in it. Because they like it. This is cashing in, nothing more. And the proponents won't admit that you can't pay off and create peace with a people who's entire sense of community is glued together with a grudge passed down from generation to generation.
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  1175. Half shell. The other half is Cruz.
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  1176. Dear god please no. I'm old and literally watched Reaganomics destroy the middle class in live time for anyone but a Boomer. The reason that is bad is because Biden's history WAS that he was going to be a Republican in Reagan's heyday. And that could be thrown right in his face. The dude IS an establishment centrist with conservative feels
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  1177. More like your quasi-legally confiscated and auctioned off personal property did. Isn't funny how often they they declare valuables unrelated to a crime (even if they don't charge anyone with a crime) as 'forfeiture'?
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  1178. 1 in 5 young people are trying to troll everyone who polls them.
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  1179. Welcome to the 2 Party Feudal System. Bears a striking resemblance to the Tories vs Whigs, eh? And they all still consider themselves lords. Now shut up and vote for the party, peasants.
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  1180. Technically it's the FBI's job. Investigating political corruption and fraud is their mission statement. It's literally their job to be the ones investigating and locking up Politicians. But they've been completely diverted from doing that job by Politicians.
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  1181.  @NathanKeith-xy3uf  Yeah, I mean...I only carried one for 24 years. Now shut up with your pettifogging bullshittery.
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  1182. Jefferson was not a framer of the constitution. He was in France at the time. He, Franklin, Sherman, Livingston, and Adams framed the Declaration of Independence. Which has no legal power in the US and needs to stop being confused with the Constitution, which is THE law of the land. Thank James Madison for that, and the Bill of Rights.
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  1183. Yeah, but its one syllable, so its easy for The Uneducated to say
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  1184. lol, "EV hell" Says a guy who funds the Saudis with his lifted 'rollin' coal' e-peen machine. I think you mean American Made, American Powered cars, Mr Proud Patriot.
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  1185. So the only alternatives they are even rumor milling are.....Harris and Newsom.....who, while definite insider royalty to the party, are non starters with Voters. Harris has too much baggage from her time as DA and Newsom is a greased hair used car saleman. But here's a fun fact: A candidate must be 35 years old....at time of taking the oath. You can run for the Presidency at age 34. AOC turns 35 this October. There's your slam dunk.
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  1186.  @boko-u8k  INDEPENDENTS voted Trump out once, and only gave Joe the job under explicit sufference..with the clear caveat that they won't give him another term. But Democrats, in their endless sense of privelege in the Age of Trump, didn't listen and insist that we HAVE to. Thats very, very stupid.
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  1187. The only thing he was elegible to earn was the CAB. Combat Action Badge. He's not 11 series, you get no Infantryman's badge, period. He knew better. Now, to clear something up....Civil Affairs is a Special Operations job. It absolute CAN be absurdly dangerous. You go out, sometimes alone, to work with foreign folks and wins hearts & minds. A US combat zone ambassador at village level.
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  1188. Because they told the rubes they could get rid of Brown People and those who drive Subaru Foresters
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  1189.  @sanjuansteve  No, it's the hunt for Power. The need for hierarchy, and imagining they're on top. They don't collect guns because they're afraid. They collect them to cow their neighbors and place themselves in charge by deadly threat. Which is what this guy did. 'If you tell me to stop threatening to shoot you, I'll shoot you.'
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  1190.  @kathleenmccrory9883  She's also unelectable, but the DNC wants her to be POTUS so badly they would risk everything to check all the demographic blocks. That's LITERALLY their stock in trade too. Identity politics. They're pushing Joe to croak in office because they want the first Indian American Female POTUS to have a (D) behind her name, not an (R) like Haley.
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  1191. Of course it's a question of age. Why do you think nobody proposed Bernie RUN AGAIN?
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  1192. Liz Cheney and Madison Cawthorne would agree. For different reasons. Cawthorne broke rule #1: You don't talk about Republican Orgy Club.
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  1193.  @molasorrosalom4846  Several times. For not pushing the Netanyahu government into a ceasefire in Gaza to climate change inactivity to not firing Louis DeJoy. But you knew that, you just wanted to say 'But Biden, bruh!' like some parrot
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  1194. Maybe if they read more books they could figure it out, lol
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  1195. Dear god no. She's their wet dream, not nightmare. They already built a huge arsenal of gaffs against her, especially her time as a California DA. She's got BAGGAGE. Hillary Clinton level Baggage. She's not electable in the general. Neither is Newsom. AND they both immediately come off as elites. It ain't her gender.
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  1196.  @jakelionlight3936  Because that draft dodging, veteran spitting sonofabitch want to be in charge again. We served to preserve a Democratic Republic, not a Confederate Firesale of the pieces of the Union they're trying to sell off and prostitute to hostile foreigners. SO ERNIE IS TALKING TO ME. That a problem for you?
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  1197. Them Duke boys better grow lawyers
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  1198. "There is no secret Cow Level" The LIES.
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  1199. Religion is the FIRST politics. And the first and most barbaric form of government our species has ever had. From the tribal shaman picking the chief to Popes picking kings and 'Heavenly Mandates' for Emperors. Separation of Church & State is an entirely recent and unusual phenomenon for us, and it's fighting to stay in charge. Adults who believe in magic commit genocide to run politics.
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  1200. Meanwhile, the MAGA clowns claim the NSA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, name a 3 letter agency that has ALWAYS been Conservative leaning, is in the hands of the 'liberal deep state'. The fact that they are stacked with conservatives like Robert Mueller are why he has not been immediately slammed with overwhelming legal force, but 'election optics' handwringing.
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  1201. You just know she packs a clitty that would make John Holmes jealous I mean, that thing's gotta be yoked and HUGE
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  1202.  @molasorrosalom4846  Womp womp, nice try. She must really spook your employers. Get a real job, trolling isn't a growth industry anymore. Especially when you're bad at it.
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  1203.  @molasorrosalom4846  DO YOU SEE HER EVEN DOING RALLIES YOU SIMP?? She doesn't NEED them, and she's STILL more popular than your loser.
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  1204.  @molasorrosalom4846  Naw, I just call out bootlicks when I see them. And I see one.
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  1205.  @molasorrosalom4846  lol, I was an Army Medic. OF COURSE I WORE A MASK, because I wasn't a freakin' filthy diseased moron who listened to a bigger moron. I didn't learn about Medical Science matters from Alex Jones. You're a disease spreading cockroach. Stay away from smart, healthy people.
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  1206. I say he be sentenced to a day of having to read old people's Tweets and Facebook posts for Saturday School for each offense. After an hour of being forced to look at stale memes, he might need therapy, tho
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  1207. We took the Poopie Brown pill, and this is the matrix we get
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  1208. I think the fraternity of late night hosts has that well in hand
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  1209. Legends say the most important classified document found was The Colonel's 7 secret herbs and spices used in his original recipe chicken
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  1210. "Muh Heritage" Confederate descendants who decided America was truly dead when a Black president actually happened and they couldn't stop it. They're literally just trying to disband the country at this point.
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  1211. Video about minimum wage earners is 4:20 long. Nice.
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  1212. America is a Service economy now, tips are (needed to get by) everywhere, and flipping burgers is being done by 60 year olds instead of them punching out fenders in manufacturing job in Flint Michigan as a middle class union life where 1 parent could afford to feed, house, and send kids to school, then retire.
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  1213. And probably a felony? I highly doubt he didn't abuse her as a kid. But hey, just add it to the pile, I guess.
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  1214.  @ArmedDem  The problem is most of them are transplants too. I know, I live here. They moved to 'Beautiful Country' places like Maupin, and then decided they didn't like seeing the Mexican harvest season people who actually harvest the things, and binge on Fox News. Then Lars Larsen tells them they can have their new home county secede to Idaho, & they actually believe it.
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  1215.  @qwertyshblong  Because political party leanings are a thing of the moment. A states borders are, in this day and age, now fixed. We don't do 'new state boundaries' anymore. Otherwise we would've already added extra stars to the flag for Puerto Rico, Guam, etc. Not because some fat orange fail and his trailer trash rubes think they're gonna remake America in their image for the next 10 years before they disappear. We do stability now, not Manifest Destiny or Bleeding Kansas.
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  1216. Toot toot, all aboard the Trump Train. Toot, toot.
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  1217. The polls should ask: When do you think the winner will kick the bucket? 1. 2025 2. 2026 3. 2027
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  1218.  @delladempsey-b3z  Marge Greene has famously been mum about her family history, getting very angry when press asked about her family's background in Georgia, took her years but she cooked up some vague backstory. I think we all know why. The Klan is the first, oldest Terror organization recognized by the US. And they're sitting in seats in Congress.
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  1219. The only thing lower than the head house *****, and buddy, that's pretty low - Django
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  1220.  @mkelly0826  bot.
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  1221. And all the way down to Yuma, too. He's literally got ALL the crazies on the west side of the state in 1 cuckoo for cocoa puffs district. Lived in both places north AND south, glad to have moved.
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  1222. The only thing that can save us from this ludicrous ballot forced upon us by the 2 party franchises is Heart Disease. I really, truly hope all 3 just keel over before November. I'd rather watch them deal with the chaos of finding new candidates than eat this turd ballot.
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  1223. Wait, did she just incriminate herself, too??
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  1224. "Intelligent Design" was designed by unintelligent people.
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  1225. And why Parties usurp representative democracy. As they were designed to do. Changes the infrastructure of the system so only members of a Party can win an election, and then they serve only the party, not the people they are supposed to represent. Exhibit A of the crime: The existence of Party Whips
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  1226.  @charlesallan-ks6gq  no no, it was colonel mustard in the study with the candle stick.
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  1227. All this proves is that the 2 Parties are no longer fit to take turns running the country, and that the Independent electorate (which is equal to BOTH of them put together) need to get their fair representation in Congress in return for their taxation. End the duopoly.
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  1228.  @Pyrolonn  The only reason 'no one is' is, is because the parties engineered it that way. They made sure there WERE no better options in the narrative. Or the ballot. RFK Jr is a discouragement candidate. Meant to make any independents lose faith and just give up and obediently submit to vote for the minority parties they don't even belong to.
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  1229. What they are is bored. And lacking the character to face being small fish in a big sea....i.e. normal people in the very large Human world. They crave relevancy that they couldn't earn by merit.
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  1230. Uncle Ruckus will never yield....except to his fat Anne Coulter queen
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  1231. Fun fact: He doesn't pay his sons anything. They just always told him they need $200 per Big Mac they delivered for him. Like when you first turned 21 and told all your underage friends that a case of Milwaukies Beast was $20 and you needed another $10 for gas money so your '88 Honda Civic beater can go 5 blocks.
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  1232. Because Parties that are mentioned and authorized absolutely nowhere in the Constitution have taken over this country, will tolerate no competitors to their ruling status, are private mafias propped up by minority numbers of voters who were silly enough to sign a loyalty pledge to a pair of country clubs they can never belong to, only the fundraisers. And they dictate who ends up on a ballot, not you. And you have to pay for your vote to matter. There is no free speech now, only paid speech.
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  1233.  @georgeotto8451  lol, silly Trumplodytes still mad about the 2008 and 2012 elections.
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  1234. Well, I would like to thank former Surgeon General Ronnie Jackson for forever ruining the 'cleared by a doctor' bit after Trump was declared 6' 3", in greater health than 'any president ever' , and 240 kil....er, POUNDS. POUNDS. But yes, Fetterman has his faculties. AND isn't an idiot by nature.
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  1235. Ahhhh! Fasc-eeeesmo! It's a-me! Mario!
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  1236. I think his drugs are doing HIM
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  1237. What's funniest: Harris vs Haley trading shade. Dontcha just hate to see all this female Indo-American on female Indo-American violence? Can't they all just get along?
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  1238. What she really is, is a lightning rod. A useful red herring. The things she votes for are the same things all the other senior Republicans vote for. But you don't notice them, TYT and MSNBC and CNN don't report on them...and thus we only keep an eye on 'Hey Look Over Here At Me!" Marge Greene instead of the Paul Gosars and Gary Palmers.
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  1239. Because we don't have a Democracy with Rule of Law, we have a Capitalism with Citizens United. And the two are mutually exclusive systems. Best government money can buy. Damn shame you can't afford it, peasants.
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  1240.  @MikeHawk-v1s  Incorrect.
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  1241. The Democrats don't listen, and they don't learn. And Biden isn't getting healthier. They're not running Biden because they want another Biden term. They're determined to run Biden no matter what and against all logic because they want Kamala Harris inheriting the white house. She's unelectable, but they want the optics of a brown woman in office for the Democrat franchise.
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  1242. You got that bass-ackwards, son. The only way Biden can win is if Trump *IS* on the ballot. Trump literally got him elected, and is the only way he coulda been. Any other half-sane Republican ran? Joe woulda lost. Maybe stop running traitors, perverts, frauds, old farts, and freaks and you might matter again, Republicans.
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  1243. "You didn't donate to my Christian Crusader LARPing cosplay! Clearly, my freedom of speech is being taken away! I must shoot you now." - Republican politics, in a nutshell
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  1244. Yes, how dare we replace our good ol' American Witchburning Law with that damn foreign Sharia Law Don't ever change, Evangelicals. And you never have.
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  1245. The moment these same people signed off on Citizens United, all speech stopped being Free and started being For Sale, and by the very presence of a pricetag, Unequal. And brother, business is boomin' Best democracy money can buy.
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  1246. Faith in his lawyers to keep him from going bankrupt and help him hustle embezzled money, maybe.
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  1247. Aw, did he disagree with you about 1 thing out of your dozens of groupthink buttons? Weird, just like Republicans do. If you're not always for us, slavishly, and without question...you're against us. Yeah. Seems legit.
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  1248. Obsessed with what's going on in children's pants, is more like it. Filthy conservapervs.
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  1249. Dictator isn't a naughty word to them, because commoners can become dictators. And they're common. So stop using the word Dictator. Use the RIGHT word to trigger these fools: King. He is trying to become King. Lets see them defend replacing democracy with a Tyrant King. They can't. Their entire thing falls apart in the face of the word King. So stop using 'dictator'
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  1250. And they didn't even cook any of it up themselves. They're just repeating what Master Racer Eugenics authors and politicians have said literally a century ago, with World War consequences. And unsurprisingly in Tuckers case, Russian fascists like Aleksandr Dugin, who literally shaped Putin's ethnic cleansing policy being executed in Ukraine right now.
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  1251.  @lindagiles5447  Naw, I'd rather stay in your face. I'm not here to be your pal.
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  1252. Apparently he didn't realize his Photoshop Minions only succeeded in making her look like gender swap M. Bison But thye forgot the laser eyes.
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  1253. I mean, I try not to kinkshame, but his choice of leather daddy ensemble seems to scream 'Liberace'
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  1254.  @lamontcranston3177  In his defense, it's the only thing that distracts from being an obvious Ballchinian from the planet Ballchin
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  1255. She looks like Velveeta smells
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  1256. It's not Education. They were always offered education, they turned it down and wasted it. Because acting like a dumbs**t is a virtue to them, so they can make friends with other dumbs**ts. It's Chaotic Evil. They CHOSE to be these people. Spoiled and bored. Do they look hungry to you?
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  1257. Of course it is. Many of the founding father's peers weren't interested in broad, universal rights. They were men who wanted to be the Aristocrat class, but didn't have the bloodline for it. And that was reflected in MANY aspects of the early Constitution, like the Electoral College. It was a case of 'I want to be Royalty in America, not a Peasant under the British'. That philosophy hasn't died. Market Capitalism and Monopoly isn't compatible with Democracy. But it **IS** the cornerstone of Feudalism.
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  1258. 330 million people, and THIS is who we get. THANKS, TWO PARTY SYSTEM THAT RUNS THE COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT MENTIONED ANYWHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION. Doing a bang up job and serving us up some winners, as always.
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  1259.  @myeyeswentdeaf6213  Man, I hate it when that happens.
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  1260. Look outside. The feelings mutual
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  1261. There's 2 sides to Democrats. And it ain't the Black Democrat Caucus vs the LGBTQ, etc... It's the Old, Wealthy (Boomer) establishment Democrats that have it all & think 60's politics made them perfect. And the young, disrespected young ones that are being told everyday to just Obey & Respect Their Elders who Know Best...but they ain't having it. The Old Guard are in denial about getting their pink slips.These 2 have gotten filthy rich and famous being Old Guard hacks.
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  1262. Kendal Jenner and a can of Pepsi
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  1263. They were, and still are, blinded by the idea of the First Woman POTUS having a (D) by her name. They can't read the room, so they picked one of their Royals, baggage and all. They want that block checked so badly for their brand, they will risk everything. It's why they are still running Biden...because it is a mathematically surety that Kamala Harris will inherit the Presidency.
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  1264.  @Rob-Raz  He was never ALLOWED to win the primary.
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  1265. And some people think their nail is special. Actually, most people think their nail is special and above being hammered.
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  1266. They're the inner voice of the actual Republican voter base. The Base translated into Arabic, I would remind everyone, is Al Qaeda
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  1267. And ever since his term, Air Force 1 has smelled suspiciously like Number 2 FAA rules say you're not allowed to light a match on the flight
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  1268. Just plain OG libel, right there. Hunter Biden isn't on the Government payroll, not a politician. Not ours, anyways. He has every legal right to go after a corporation that didn't even attempt to portray it's shenanigans as Satire. They were dead serious and self evident about what they were doing with obvious motive and PROFIT.
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  1269. Rules are rules. Staff can't sh*t talk students or each other online with their stale, awful sense of memery, so students should know that you don't get to do it to staff just because it would be 'bullying' if you did it to another student. Doesn't matter if Grandpa in question couldn't possibly fathom your tryhard 'meme' Be best, Kids. Be best.
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  1270.  @darthslain  That the best you can do? COME AT ME, SWEETHEART
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  1271. That's a fact. Or at least the safe money. Trump is too old, fat, and probably syphilitic and diabetic to survive the next 4 year Presidential term.
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  1272. Of course you can. It's protected as free speech under the 1st amendment. Edit: Since 1989. But you have to do it as an act of expression. Just don't do it when there's a burn ban on with the Forestry Department. Or burn someone else's flag, that's their property and that's arson.
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  1273. Stop engaging them in the boundaries of their own arguments. You just lend them a whif of legitimacy
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  1274. It's a little muddier than that. It's a case of 'Worst person you know makes a great point' The EV market at the ordinary citizen level is really thanks to him. Dammit. The most effective dent you and I can make in global warming and against Big Oil. The rockets, flamethrowers, fail tunnels...all sideshows. But Tesla...it's like 60's hippies having to thank Hitler for the VW Beetle.
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  1275. Some day we're going to be sitting around the mirror doing blow with Don Jr and Hunter, looking back and laughing about all this.
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  1276. Best government money can buy. Ain't no Free Speech, but it's for sale. To the highest bidder. And you can't afford it.
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  1277.  @cyrussukhia  So who cares
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  1278.  @johncotter2008  Sick burn, bruh. You really got me there. HEY YOU GUYS! COME HERE AND CHECK OUT THE SICK BURN THIS GUY JUST LAID DOWN. HE REALLY SHOWED ME, WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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  1279. It was being done long before AI. And it's actually criminal. Republican operatives have been getting locked up for this in 2020 and 2022, mostly in Michigan. Go ahead and google 'felony robocall' and everything you see will be Republicans doing this to black voters, not Indian scammers trying to get your grandma's pin number.
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  1280. It's a TERRIBLE deepfake of Biden's voice. Unlike THIS one, which is absolutely spot on ----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yUI-qAgoo Joe never sounded so dope.
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  1281. Pfffft. Of course not. The USS Constitution is a triple-masted wooden-hulled Frigate, and our oldest ship. DUH.
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  1282.  @Ceen328  Her divorce attorney: If he dies, he dies
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  1283. Legends say they've drafted legislation to have the word Orgasm removed from the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Bill won't pass because none of their voters know what the hell a 'Dictionary' is, sounding both too phallic and too unbiblical
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  1284. Orcs no kan spel tu gud
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  1285. White population numbers in the electorate.
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  1286. Ha, interesting point to bring up, considering it's RFK, that Anti Vaxxer: It's called Spasmodic Dysphonia. The cause is not 100% validated, but it's know to particularly effect MEN WHO CAUGHT MEASLES OR MUMPS and a history of COMPULSIVE BEHAVIORAL TICS. You know, some of those diseases he could have gotten vaccinated against.
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  1287. I dunno, John McCain slayed it when he dropped his single with the Hanoi Hilton Honeys
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  1288. It should have never been authorized to have a corporate charter to be a Business in the first place. Or use the word 'News' in their brand GOD I miss the FTC false advertising laws of old school broadcast television. Cable is as bad as the internet for allowing outright lying with intent to harm. Possibly worse.
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  1289.  @raymondnarvaez6683  I concur. The golf club that has it coming here in Portland is called Waverley. The city, starting with our last 2 fake progressive Mayors who are really just real estate pimps, is deliberately undermining any positive remedies so they will fail. They actually put in a regulation that makes it illegal for us to share food with the homeless.
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  1290. He's obsessed with the name Barron because he thinks he's Aryan royalty. But he's just a sour Kraut.
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  1291. If THIS is your criteria, please bow out of the revolution, we have bigger issues, not silly clips, and we dont need your help
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  1292. "From BLM thanks to stormtroopers like Kyle" is the part he stops just short of
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  1293.  @martytrueblood5902  Who gives a shit what it was founded on anymore. It's what we're doing with it now that matters. Stop using history to shit on other people to feel proud of yourself. That's using History the entirely wrong way. Not to impress your friends at Starbucks with how 'down' you are.
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  1294. Maybe that's the problem. They're letting every Tom, Dick, and Harry in these days, and now the Cults just aren't what they used to be, ya know? At least the hebrews make you study and take exams.
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  1295. Never interrupt your enemy when he's in the middle of making a mistake - Napoleon
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  1296. I take back everything I said about her not being qualified for the job She's a professional
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  1297. Not a question of not knowing, its a question of gaslighting
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  1298. Notice she didn't say 'Go home and connect with our district" She said 'Spend time with our family and friends' It's a 6 month a year job..... That's her work ethic. And believes we should keep paying her salary.
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  1299. So were Mike Pence and Flava Flav
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  1300. Been subjected to a lot of genocide lately, 'Myles Meyers' who just discovered YouTube a few months ago?
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  1301. Book sales in 2023 America generated more revenue than Movies, Video Games, Music, and Streaming combined. Not counting sales of eBooks, too, it was a total of $145 billion. Or roughly a third of what Amazon made, and a quarter of the oh-so-legendary national defense budget. You ask me, it's the same thing. Reading is reading, regardless of how you buy the ink.
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  1302. Republicans in the Rust Belt are the ones who like collecting all that 30's German 'memorabilia'. The ones in the South are still just doing their Confederacy thing, the ones out West from Arizona to Idaho are doing their Flat Earth thing. But it's the ones on Wall Street running the whole show, tying the tribes of orcs together.
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  1303. Is it just me, or does their boy Strickland look and sound like an Americanized (fat....) version of Aleksandr Dugin?
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  1304. Gotta admire the bravery of a Canadian like Cruz standing up for poor, oppressed Uncle Ruckus as he is besieged by oh-so-racist liberals.
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  1305. And shooting everyone's unarmed children. Which is probably why they want them armed. For an alibi. "But your honor, that JV cheerleader was packing heat. I HAD to shoot her."
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  1306. His attorney should totally leverage the 'Yes, your honor, he did it...but looked awesome" defense
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  1307. Plebiscites only happen at state level. And Conservatives are determined to make sure each state cooperates as little as possible on a national level. Keeping the tribes behind walls is how they rule over their little ponds as the Big Fish, because they're not big enough to be important in the Sea.
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  1308. More like Roland the Farter. The 12th century jester who invented the jump, whistle, and fart joke to entertain the King, and was rewarded with a 30 acre manor for it.
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  1309. 'service fees' - Wells Fargo bot services
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  1310. Taco Bell is tearing up the Colon industry
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  1311.  @eagle_fan52  I'm going to miss The King representing New York's 3rd district
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  1312. Can't spell Kamala Harris without Karma
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  1313. That's literally how she got her political start. As a diner owner (her ex husbands) of Shooters Grill in (I kid you not) Rifle Colorado, where she would wait tables with a gun on her hip. The great irony: The joint is being replaced by a Mexican restaurant. HAhahahaahaahahahahahahaaha
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  1314.  @207ANR  And that's why languages devolve into patois and argots. Milky is fine as an adjective invoked in describing the non milk substance, it should not be part of the proper noun
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  1315.  @marioozzie  Last I looked it was $750. Gotta love the lack of shame in the game
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  1316. Actually, the decider will be the Grim Reaper. It's sad that possibly the only hope is if the angel of death can fix this F'd up ballot by removing both of these bad choices by natural/obesity causes foisted onto us by two incompetent parties.
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  1317.  @Sarcasticron  Do you see what you said there? Do you? "HIS" voters. The rest of us only voted for him under sufferance. And you think everyone should accept that ultimatum twice. You killed your own party with Independents after so long selling yourselves as the adults in the room by doing this. And we are not 'his' voters. WE gave him ONE term, YOU damned fools did exactly what you shouldn't have: Demanded another.
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  1318. I'm old, and I agree. Too old to drive a car or operate heavy machinery, too old to drive a nuclear superpower
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  1319. Yeah, by pulling the plug when they end up in the ICU for being comically too old for this job.
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  1320.  @Epok17  Um, have them both put into long term care facilities under a Conservatorship?? Give them the Britney Spears treatment?
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  1321. I served on rescue ops at Hurricane Katrina & Rita. We saw this happen then, too. After the Insurance Companies started defaulting on people's policies. The first big, massive pumps reclaiming swamped neighborhoods didn't belong to FEMA. They belonged to Private Equity groups buying up New Orleans to drain out their new investments. Investments they got for pennies on the dollar from desperate owners who got screwed by their insurance. Almost like they were working together.
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  1322. And to think....Republicans who defend a Southern Heritage still claim Slaves were too expensive for them. They just never admit that today it's cheaper to lease them by hour.
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  1323. That's actually nationalism
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  1324. "I miss everything about Chicago....except January & February" - Gary Cole
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  1325.  @Americanmutt-u8l  TL;DR Had nothing to do with my post
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  1326. It's Uncle Tom. Singular. Not Uncle Toms. Sorry, but the Aryan Nations folks play by Highlander Rules. There can be only ONE. And that was Enrique Tarrio. Job's taken.
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  1327. Well, at least he's not the grandchild of a KGB collaborator like Ivanka, Eric, and D-Bag Jr. That's a true story, btw. KGB blood runs in 3/5ths of his heirs veins.
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  1328. The cowardice of his bank account, maybe. He knows who tunes in to him and keeps him paid
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  1329. The question is: Who's his Veep going to be? Because assuming his tubby arse is even alive to still be on the ballot by Novermber, he won't long after. THESE ARE OUR TWO OLDEST PRESIDENTS IN HISTORY aside from Reagan. And they ain't getting younger.
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  1330. Still just 'Duce', or at least that's what Girls und Panzer anime taught me
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  1331. I feel bad for her makeup team. They must have a concrete mixer behind set to keep all those cracks filled in
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  1332. She's eligible this October....before the November Election. If Biden doesn't survive that long, it would be foolish in the EXTREME to run Kamala Harris in the General. But the DNC would never, ever run someone even as popular as AOC, who is outside the DNC inner circle, no matter how sure she would be to the clinch the general. They would rather lose.
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  1333. I have The Art of the Deal on my table, I use it as a coaster. Nobody is silly enough to think it's jacked up & covered in coffee ring stains because I actually like it. They get the disrespect.
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  1334. For the love of Murica....Someone please call Sally Yates and get her to contest Joe Biden's incumbency. He does NOT have the Independent Votes. She's not a giant pile of baggage and geriatric problems. Edit: THERE ARE GREAT PEOPLE OUT THERE, THE DEM PARTY JUST REFUSES TO SAY THEIR NAMES
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  1335. According to unnamed sources, this cook in question used Hunter's circa-2004 Compaq Laptop to heat meals by trying to run Chrome on it
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  1336. Manga confederacy...sounds like an Isekai genre invented by Harry Turtledove and Alternate History.
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  1337. fella felon
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  1338. I never thought I would agree with Hannity, but yeah...give them both a drug test before taking the stage and announce the results to the crowd. Trump will simply refuse
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  1339.  @andbrittain  Feelings are not facts, and Star Wars is neither a historical recounting nor a morality tale
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  1340. And neither do foreign petro state dictators who rely on that money to stay in the dictator's throne EVs, and at least PHEVs, are a Patriotic move and a Global Security strategy. When the oil runs dry or doesn't arrive, there will always be a way to generate electricity. Here. As long as wind will blow, sun will shine, and rivers will flow, we will have power. Not oil or coal.
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  1341. Man, you guys gotta stop wearing all those Punisher icons n' stuff. You're not angsty, dangerous Anti-Heroes. You're all the witless minions. Saddest thing is: It appears the job doesn't even give you dental coverage.
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  1342. We eat Corpse Starch in always-upbeat-and-sunny 40k land
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  1343.  @draxthemsklonst  Well, that comment had absolutely nothing to do with anything either I or the OP said. So...ya know...thanks for that. Unless you're just defending propaganda mills spewing hate and lies as some tool of justice....
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  1344.  @OldNewPhilaMan  This is the Two Party Systems fault. Two arrogant, entitled, and entrenched parties who absolutely decide what ends up on a ballot, not you or me. Primaries and Caucuses are a sham run and policed by their own inner circles. I can't help but think of McGovern vs Nixon. These parties never listen, never learn, and never stop seeking to be the defacto rulers of the nation. 1 Party Rule is still a dictatorship, even if by a small quorum, until it always devolves to 1 man.
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  1345. Alina: Baby, I'll do anything you want for $200 Trump: Dress up and pretend to be an attorney. Also Trump: Just kidding, there is no $200
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  1346. And thus the term Cigar Room Conservative Elites just entered the public lexicon.
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  1347. They ooooh and aaaah when Trump uses a naughty word like it's the coolest thing ever, but bless their hearts if they aren't scarred for life when someone says 'go hump a different leg'
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  1348. Weird how it's always the former military JAG Lawyers who want to wrap us up in war after war, but not as much the actual Combat Arms vets who participated in combat like Tammy Duckworth. It's not fun and games to those of us who have had to read our friend's dogtags hanging off the butt of their rifle stabbed into the ground during the battlefield memorial service. Freakin' tourist fobbits.
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  1349. Dear god, how can you save the environment without Neil Diamond or the BeeGees coming over your premium Bose speakers?!?
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  1350. No, people in Idaho have been trying to steal Eastern Oregon for their little Ponderosa Kingdoms for a while now, and they've been convincing small town transplants who moved here to 'vote to join Idaho' The joke is on them, though. They don't get to move into my town and then decide a County has the right to 'secede'. They do not. A state is a state, and it, too, has no right to secede. Move or STFU.
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  1351.  @randystebbins5733  Tri Cities has repeatedly been listed as worse to live in than Cleveland.
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  1352. Amphetamines for Parkinsons. Just like old Adolph
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  1353. Based Basic.
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  1354. Photoshop and trolls were here before AI automated it, sweetheart. Calm your teets. Nothing has changed, just slightly faster tools.
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  1355. Hoebert
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  1356. Looks like we got another schizoid embolism.
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  1357. Trump doesn't have children. He has Heirs.
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  1358. Did you really need him to tell you what we already see and ignore what we have been ignoring? Really? We've been there, done that for 8 years now. You need that kind of hand-holding repetition in your life?
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  1359.  @GreenPumpkin767  And you aren't understanding the argument. No duh, we get that one is chaotic evil and the other is neutral good, the point is that both are unsuitable by dint of mortality and we SHOULDN'T have been forced into those two being our only options. Saying 'well gee whiz, that's the way it is, suck it up, buttercup' makes you an enabler. The two party system forced this damnable choice, therefore it's not just the two unacceptable candidates that are the problem. It's the two party system, a system where both parties themselves are too damn old as well and need to be put to pasture.
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  1360.  @GreenPumpkin767  You're saying you somehow see the danger of Donald Trump and we haven't somehow witnessed it ourselves for 8 years. It wasn't a deep argument. It's just horribly flawed and self absorbed, like you're privy to some hidden wisdom and are 'going to wake us sheeple up', all while avoiding addressing the obvious problem with BOTH of them.
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  1361. You can take the Boy out of Africa, but you can't take the Afrikaner out of the Boy. You just KNOW he has a secret room chock full of Rhodesia memorabilia.
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  1362. His sloped forehead look like a chock-block you'd put under Aircraft tires so it won't roll away
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  1363. Kirkland brand Sarah Palin
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  1364. Well, he got one thing right: He's still standing with the Republicans shouting "F the Free World" It's kinda their brand since only Wu Tang could be for the children.
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  1365.  @SundayTopper  Neither is your need to make sh*t-stirring comments for kicks
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  1366.  @jasonheisler3063  Do you hold Republican voters responsible for Republican politicians shenanigans? I bet you do. So why are you letting Palestinians off for Hamas' crimes? Hamas IS the chosen government of Palestinians. You just are afraid to be honest about WHY you give some a pass.
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  1367.  @Facetiously.Esoteric  Yeah that's....not an example of irony, failbot.
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  1368.  @SundayTopper  You mean you ?
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  1369. Yeah, no. Liberals do 'You're either with us or against us' ultimatum life, too. Their platform just doesn't revolve around being Chaotic Evil and calling it Freedom. They do not tolerate a moderate who doesn't check all their blocks any more than the Fascists do.
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  1370. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" - JD Vance. Probably.
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  1371. Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip - Tyler Durden, Life Coach
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  1372. Just stop pretending that you can get the 25% of the nation that are Republican voters to vote Not Republican, or 25% that are Democrats to vote Not Democrat. The only people to be convinced are the 50% of the country that are Independents with any sort of lean. So address them and stop wasting breath on 'waking up' party bootlicks who do what they're told.
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  1373. No longer a dog whistle...an incel horn.
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  1374. "TEXAS! HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT!" (God have mercy on their souls....) - BLWHiT
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  1375. Well there's one in the spotlight. He don't look right to me.....put him up against the wall....
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  1376. ***Applies cold water directly to burn***
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  1377. His 3 eldest kids are literally the grandkids of a KGB informer
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  1378. Yeah, she has a certain kind of ethnic look about her at odds with her political stance..... I'm not gonna say which one and get cancelled, but let's just say if I saw her put a briefcase down in a crowded area and walk away....I'd definitely pull the fire alarm
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  1379. Vendettas and Blood Feuds are a sadly neglected form of checks & balances against the powerful and the cocky anymore.
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  1380. Says the guy shouting from his swamp castle in Cocainistan with other A Florida Mans
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  1381. What did you expect? This is the same guy who thought Bernie Sanders was an actual communist and got fired for having a giant meltdown about it. Who cares if Mathews wants to cower before stupid people in large groups. WE damn well better not do it.
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  1382.  @molasorrosalom4846  Weird how you aren't doing your usual song and dance attacking California, that so-called bastion of liberalism. Guess your outrage buffet really is like a salad bar, you just take the bits you like, no consistency.
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  1383.  @molasorrosalom4846  City police departments are never 100% city funded, dork. They pull state and federal funds, too. Just like 90% of the money that goes into the National Guard comes from Big Army. Your state didn't buy F-15's and M1 Abrams.
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  1384. LBJ. Spiro Agnew. Cheney. Nixon was a VP. Bush Sr. VP is president of the senate. Never underestimate them.
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  1385. These aren't really new allegations. At the time it was supposedly happening, waaaay back then, it was being dished on as gossip in tabloids. In other words, it wasn't a hush up operation. It was fabricating a story so Donald could portray himself as a rich playboy. These were NEVER new stories, just embellished upon and rebooted.
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  1386. I can see why Governor Newsom divorced her. She musta hoovered up half the blow in California before hitching her wagon to the Trump Junior trainwreck I love how nobody talks about how Junior is engaged to Gavin Newsom's sloppy seconds
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  1387. if anything, I woulda searched them FIRST, because that's who Donald would be most likely to plant them on and blame later.
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  1388. You clearly don't understand how EV charging stations work.
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  1389.  @cyradragons  lol, yeah. Coeur d'Alene sits on a big lake. You KNOW how them MAGA freaks love congregating around boat ramps. The place is a Nazi riviera. And off roading, rodeos, etc. They actually had a law on the books that cops aren't supposed to look too closely into parked vehicles if they think some the rednekkk tourist crowd might be having sex in it.
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  1390. Don Junior wasn't able to score him his bump of Booga Shooga before the interview
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  1391. Man of the People, right there, folks
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  1392. I think they really mean 'We must keep them fresh and juicy', as said by New Hampshire Republican Jess Edwards who likes his child brides young n' ripe.
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  1393. Plot twist: She's been there the whole time.....she was Alina Habba this whole time, wearing a Scooby-Doo mask
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  1394. No he's not. Democrats are only going to vote for the Democrat candidate, Republicans will only vote for the Republican one. He may cost enough INDEPENDENT votes going both ways.
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  1395.  @everythingpawesome  You must not remember much about how Perot made George Bush a one hit wonder and Bill Clinton president....
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  1396. Walter: 8 year olds, Dude
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  1397. I got shot when I was 12 by a neighbor. Rural, was riding my 1965 Honda Trail 55 along my family's fenceline as the sun was going down. Birdshot tore up my hip, butt and bike seat, knocked me off my bike. His dog would've gotten to me if the fence wasn't there. No joke, cops let him off saying "He had reasonable suspicion that I (a 12 year old) might have been on the wrong side of the fence."
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  1398. Footage of him being let out of the back of the police SUV shows him smiling broadly and spinning his story, so incredibly proud of himself and clearly expecting to be patted on the back
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  1399. The entire failing is that we have parties at all. EVERY dictatorship begins with the last party standing taking control. And parties ARE mafias designed to suborn democracies.
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  1400.  @Ellieempress  well, it ain't like any of them would've watched The Wire or Atlanta. But they can, of course, quote every episode the Sopranos and SoA, where they get to live out their Middle Aged White Guy gangster fantasies
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  1401.  @EnkiduIX  Not only did they let it expire, they neutered most of the actual effective parts of it before it went into law. They deliberately turned it into a joke, especially when they got ahold of the California rules for silly things like thumbholes in stocks instead of real limitations like semi automatic functionality.
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  1402.  @molasorrosalom4846  lol, and visited a trailer park? Oh sure, buddy. First thing on my Destinations list. To see you and your toothless methy kin wandering around stinking
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  1403. He certainly does work for a Yellow Bastard
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  1404. Quick amendation: Tokyo Rose and her crew were Americans trapped and imprisoned and coerced into doing propaganda. Not being able to notice the subtleties in her broadcast messaging to westerners, she frequently undermined the messaging the Imperial Japanese Government had her broadcast. She was exonerated later by Douglas MacArthur himself, but US politicians reneged.
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  1405. I bet dude has tossed back an awful lot of Johnny Walker Blue Label at company expense for per diem travel days, and writes it off on his taxes as well as charging things he's not supposed to on a company travel card and putting it on his travel voucher.
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