Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "VICE" channel.

  1. This dude is Trump's Fantasy Election Team #1 draft pick voter
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  2. Matty must have been an Army cook once upon a time. Fat, foul mouthed, tatted up, and uses the term Rat Fucked. I am proud as FUCK that he is pissing all these pretentious ass wipes I wouldn't trust with a deep fryer in this comment section off.
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  3. You actually have to wonder if there's a modern interpretation of this in Westminster security protocols, such as rolling in with concealed body armor. In the US, police view running around with IIIA kevlar on as a sign of someone looking for trouble or an outright mass shooting. Considering how Brexit has been going in the house, would you really be surprised if some PM decided go full Ides of March?
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  4. Hahahahaha, I didn't want to laugh at that, but I kinda had to.
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  5. RIP Dave Mirra Edit: Drinking game time: Take a shot every time Mat says "Go for it"
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  6. Man, I was just a gradeschool kid when this shit was going down around me, and we forget that ex Rajneeshis are still living all around us. But Wild Wild Country really brought it all back. For what it's worth, the salad bar at Spooky's Pizza was probably going to give everyone a disease anyways.
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  7. I haven't seen Antifa run over and kill unarmed people in a crowd. Haven't seen them shoot up a pizza parlour, stage an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary, stab people on the MAX, shoot up a black church or a Planned Parenthood clinic. I've seen alot of people waving our flag and wearing "patriotic" fashion accessories to look like veterans do that instead.
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  8. I consider all news outlets by their agendas and past (VICE mag has always been straight up political counter-culture, and they are tied to Bill Maher, yet Rupert Murdoch is invented in them..) so VICE News will always be far left of center bias in my mind, but I have high hopes. They shoot from the ground level, they get dirty and put the FOOTAGE in with the commentary. Still the best journalistic integrity to be found, especially when a man worth as much $$ as Shane Smith still goes and interviews the most dangerous people in the world despite the risk of kidnapping. It's time these guys started seeing major awards for journalism. They don't have to sensationalize what they document, the subject matter does it all by itself.
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  9. If you look closely, you can actually see individual COVID's catching a cab to hit the club
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  10. Welp. There went another new keyboard and a wasted can of Sprite. THANKS ALOT, DICK
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  11. You're a Black woman. Why don't you mention the fact that white people aren't allowed to start a discussion about race without automatically being assaulted for it? The Black community in America is famously aggressive about thinking the race conversation revolves around them. I'm not even white, and this bothers me that people, like my family (militantly Hawaiian polynesian), believe whites have no right to discuss it unless we start the conversation, and attack to put caucasians on the defensive every time. This bothers me because my son is half white, and is constantly the target of "Whitey" rhetoric, and is in some magical way...blessed and owes other races his prosperity.
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  12. Our SAPI/X-Sapi/ESAPI plates are rated to take a 7.62mm M80 ball ammo hit. It's printed right on it. That's because it's a type of round meant for the Battlefield, not the domestic gun market. That's the bullet used in an M14 or Machine Gun like the M240B. It delaminates the plate (shatters) it in doing so, so it only really stops one hit reliably. A single one is also incredibly heavy and not something your kid is going to lug around in a backpack, much less a front and back pair. A .44 remington mag round absolutely does NOT cut through the plates in my MTV, but it's possible that a flex tip round could penetrate the Kelvar portion. It stops slow fat slugs like .45 ACP dead, but small zippy ammo like 5.7 with a full metal jacket goes right through. So they are quite correct that kevlar panels will absolutely will not stop .223 (we refer to it as Five Five Six because we aren't cave men and use the Metric system, you're a hillbilly if you call it Two Two Three) ammo from cutting right through, and will not protect a kid from a vital organ torso hit from an AR toting active shooter if worn over themselves.
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  13. LOL, did he have "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!" painted on his back window? Now that's a decent sense of humor
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  14. What's funny is that this is exactly what Neal Stephenson predicted in Cryptonomicon: Data Havens running in the SW pacific, run by black market media baron geniuses.
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  15. You should have seen him delivering cakes to a Fetish Porn Shoot
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  16. Art. It's just ancient porn. You know some of those old paintings in the Louvre? Porn. Really old porn. 200 years from now Pamela Anderson's centerfold will be spread over where the Mona Lisa used to hang and be worth 160 trillion space force bucks.
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  17. Skating: One of the few US exports I advocate for every country on Earth, along with BMX if you can't skate well. Surfing has gotten arrogant, snowboarding requires cash, rap and baseball have had their time, and our guns'n'religion obsession has no more business being exported than Sharia law and AK's. But skating the local concrete wastelands is always a solid contribution to the youth of the entire species.
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  18. The war on drugs is over. Drugs won.
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  19. It's Al Sadr's country now. Greeeeeat.
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  20. @I am the Senate I've managed to defend myself for 47 years without needing to load my AR's into the truck every time I leave the house for groceries. Usually against some whiskey tango tweaker. Are you just a pussy or what?
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  21. 3:15 The best part of his impersonation is when he was talking about his own personal ratings and popularity with the media, and he wasn't even imitating Trump but talking about himself. About the most authentic part of the whole video.
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  22. Was that the goddamn Zero Wing theme at 18:10?? All...Your base...Are belong to us...
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  23. When the Vegans go Cannibal: Next, on VICE
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  24. @I am the Senate that is soooo fucking ironic it's not even funny. Besides, I carry a Texas Defender in 45 long colt. I don't need to pack my old 240B in the United States. Stop treating this nation like Baghdad because you're afraid some veganistic hippie might kick your ass
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  25. it's one of those cardinal kitchen sins like using bleach and ammonia to clean at the same time, or leaving a single sip of juice in the container
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  26. Jokes on you. There was never a virus lockdown. They just legalized weed is all.
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  27. Somewhere Joe Exotic is watching this and thinking "Bruh, take it down a notch"
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  28. China and India are going to HAVE to pick up the slack, because Hollywood has fallen into a shitty rut of slasher flick trash, once great directors ruining their own masterpieces, and feminized reboots that don't even bother trying to be good
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  29. My grandparents are from the Paradise Park area south of Hilo on the big island. My cousins have always been like this. Every stranger they meet...."Like beef?" Most destructive thing America ever exported isn't nuclear weapons, it's popularized Thug Culture. Ruins everything it touches.
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  30. That old Hardware store owner is the most Southwestern stereotype I've ever seen. And I used to live in Bullhead city.
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  31. Goddammit Vice, this under the radar thing was going to be my empire...thanks alot. J/K. Qat has been a schedule 1 narcotic since the heydays of the DEA, so nothing new there for the US, plus it has always been mostly unknown to the US. The common evidence that it is a boner killer and is only good to chew a few days after picking probably doesn't help. My terp in Iraq always said it could be a good alternative to Meth, like an herbal Methadone. He warned that alot of poor folks sink in insane amount of their $$ into Qat addiction in Baghdad though.
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  32. Cobra Commander accepts your challenge.
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  33. For the first half of this episode, I was supposed to be horrified by the consolidation of Boko Haram with ISIL and the associated bodycount. For the second half I was supposed to be impressed and surprised that we're already genetically changing life forms with direct DNA alteration rather than husbandry, and our own species is next. The second half strikes me as far more terrifiying and potentially apocalyptic.
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  34. Most people who don't have a stick up their ass while preaching from a gender soap box wouldn't understand if you prattle on about objectifying women. Women are not the "protagonist" gender, and men are not the "villain" gender except in some self aggrandizing fairy tale.
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  35. They're all laughing at us, right now. You know that, right?
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  36. Your 5th level Chaotic Evil Thief has just been struck by Felony B&E charges. You have a 2nd level Public Defender with a CHA of 7 and INT of 8. Roll for Appeal/Saving Throw.
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  37. Go stare at yourself in the mirror for a while. It helps calm you down. Trust me. Oh, and Orange Juice. Lots of Orange Juice.
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  38. There are people in this world who need a revolution to free them, and there are people who just want to watch the world burn in the name of revolution. The question in that whole mess of different rebel groups is: who is who?
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  39. Another part of the world where the men have nothing else to look forward to in life but the next war. And Assad gave them their favorite thing with his own lunacy. Look at how happy they are to be fighting in the wreckage of their neighborhood at 8:39, the smiles and joy they display. Assad = obviously vicious. Most of the rebels shown = equally vicious.
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  40. I'm trying to do one. But I'm having trouble getting the pencil work for Mohammed right. Can someone help me out here and shoot me a decent sketch?
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  41. No they haven't. I'm still right here. COME AND GET ME, MOHAMMED COPPERS! Ohhh, you dirty rat....
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  42. Oh, well shit son, since you were there, maybe you can tell us all about it. I can only imagine you mean Jefferson's federalist papers. And ONLY Jefferson's papers. Sorry, he wasn't our king. He penned the constitution, he didn't create and ratify it by elected representation. They did, in fact, mean government regulated. A government of the people, by the people, for the people. NOT for your little cults who threaten mass murder when democracy doesn't swing your way. And it's IN my state that the National Guard IS my regulated militia. Citizen soldiers. When those fucktards from Idaho and Arizona came illegally armed into my state to stage their little occupation, they had no fucking clue how close they were to being the target of real Oregonians. We don't take kindly to fucktards invading our home.
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  43. The case was US vs Cruikshank. If you're gonna say "Do some basic research", then you should take your own medicine. The founding fathers did NOT believe it was an individual right, and they did NOT believe it was to be used against the democracy they were crafting, but against the King. But hey, RWN's will say anything inside an echo chamber. Additionally, the 2008 Heller case was ONLY affirming that the right to bear arms was for basic civil self defense. NOT the attempted overthrow of the elected US government because you didn't like the way a vote went. That doesn't mean you get to have a 240B and a Ma Deuce.
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  44. Rusty Shackleford I would refer you to the most recent incident: The Bosnian conflict, where the Serbs began ethnic cleansing of muslims. That was only 20 fucking years ago. And for those of you fucktards who like to alter history for your own tastes: the Nazi party wasn't athiestic at all. They were 2/3rd Lutheran, and the remainder Catholic. But hey, don't let facts get in the way of you spending all your cash on $20 words to look bourgeois.
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  45. It's absolutely hilarious that Iran's radioactive pool has life preserver rings around it.
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  46. They'll be resorting to slash n' burn when the rice gets low. A hungry dog knows no principles.
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  47. Pretty sure I played that map on Battlefield 4
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  48. I'm not expecting a remake. I'm expecting an evolution. I'll just judge the movie on it's own merits come October 6th, and leave my rose colored glasses at home.
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  49. Do you people just pop in every week to make this same comment for the last 10 years?
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  50. Don't you mean "Wurst"?
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