Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Lincoln Project" channel.

  1. I look forward to the day the title is The Last Week of the Republican Party
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  2. Correction: He doesn't consider you citizens AT ALL Citizenship is a skin tone to him
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  3. If it was a danger or cause for concern for Americans, whatever agency infrastructure we had in place to deal with it, Donald Trump defunded it
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  4. You can thank us for our service. But you'll never have to. That's the point. Be just, fair, and noble and we'll call that thanks enough.
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  5. "A house divided cannot stand" - Abe "Marge, hand me that sledgehammer" - Kevin the other McCarthy
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  6. You would think his last name alone was enough of a red flag
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  7. Gingritch slurring on about cognitive impairment in others is just about the funniest shit I've seen this week.
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  8. Five minutes ago....Governor Greg Abbott during statement: 1 - Says shooter had no known history of mental illness 2 - "This is clearly a mental health issue! And everyone got mental health issues! But hey, let's not turn this into a political issue, guys." So apparently guns aren't the issue, everyone in Texas just needs therapy. Yeah, that tracks.
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  9. Every time a conservative says "All Lives Matter" he just doin what a conservative do: Lie. Just like when they utter "Freedom", "Constitution", "America", "Justice", and "Liberty". Never once used those words as they were meant to be.
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  10. Winning is great. But no medal or scoreboard on earth can give you character. Congrats to Barshim of Qatar & Tamberi of Italy for sharing the gold at the high jump. No podium ever built could hoist high enough that much soul.
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  11. "Just look at him!" I'd rather not, but props on your savagery game
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  12. You have to wonder if the bank ever asks for a second piece of ID whenever Tucker cashes all those checks clearly printed in cyrillic font
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  13. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Because pretty soon they've all got little hats." - George Carlin
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  14. "Check the Record, do your research" Translation: I can't back up a single thing I ever say, I know it, but I'mma pretend to have a Mic Drop moment anyways
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  15. You gotta give them credit: Republican Re-education camps have a lot of production value.
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  16. "We're not gonna let anyone close your business in Florida. Even if your condo building is about to collapse." - Real Estate Agent of the Year, Ron Deathsentence
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  17. Dude is 100 lbs and 5 years past his expiration date. I'm more worried about his replacement getting into the White House than this tub of lard living to see the 2024 election season. Worry more about a Trump 2.0 build, ladies and gents. The bugs in this Trump version are the feature, but we know about them.
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  18. DJ Trump: That guy who farts loud and wet, then shamelessly points at someone else and says "He did it"
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  19. He makes me feel better about all the stock I have in Cocaine. Bull Market, baby.
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  20. I'm more baffled by the fact that he finished an entire term Checks and balances my hairy arse.
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  21. He's an enemy agitator. I believe the fancy term is Agent Provocateur.
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  22. The Devil's Chief of Staff went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for an election to steal He was in a bind 'cause his boss was way behind. And he was trying to force a deal Meadows: "I'll bet this fake Trump gold against your soul that I can take your vote away from you." Thompson: "My names Bennie, chairman that subpoenaed your sins...I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret not coming in." Bennie, polish up your gavel and play your power hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in America, and the Devil's cheating cards But if you win, we keep this shiny country made of gold And if you lose the Devil takes our soul
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  23. It was the "As your President" bit that made me spit out my Diet Coke
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  24. I dunno how big Ruby's family is, but in another time, this is the kinda thing that started blood feuds. The kind that saw relatives come together and start hunting for the crooked family who did this to their kin. I consider family vendettas a baroque concept...but maybe...just maybe...there's a time and place. Like right there, right now.
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  25. Possibly the only highschool graduation speaker you should dread showing up at your ceremony more than Judge Roy Moore.
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  26. The Republican Party could rush to the defense of a Ham Sandwich
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  27. Whenever someone says "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?", go ahead and point to Walker, Trump, and the rest of the Leopards Eating Faces party
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  28. It's not some secret why the appointees are all from the younger end of the scale. They want to maintain a stranglehold for decades to come thanks to lifetime appointments
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  29. I want my government to build a wall. Between Government and Religion. Oh wait, we're supposed to already have one. Guess we better make it 10 feet taller.
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  30. They eat their young. They eat YOUR young too. Actually, they just eat everything and everyone.
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  31. HBO should have bought the rights to this from LP and made a 3 season miniseries out of it. No way to fit in all that perversion, betrayal, and violence into just 1 season.
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  32. Centrist Democrats being 'bipartisan' with the GOP: He hits me because he loves me.
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  33. For about 2 seconds I had hope for Mitt, but that died too
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  34. This is what happens to little men who were picked on in school. They grow up, seek power, and spend that power taking revenge on the world. Pretty much every Villain origin story. They just tend to look better in tights than this delicate southern dandy.
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  35. For real. Romney, with the aid of Red District jerrymandering, would have probably tidily beaten Biden. Not Sanders or half the rest of the DNC candidates. But he would have probably beaten Biden. Donald Trump just being Donald Trump gave Biden his dream shot.
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  36. EVERY Christmas is a white christmas at the Trump house No wonder they're so worried about a war on Christmas. The spice must flow.
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  37. They never ever took their jobs seriously. So why are we paying them? Not that they need the paychecks we give them. They have much more 'generous' friends.
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  38. The question we need to ask ourselves is: Who did they pick as his replacement? You KNOW they're already grooming a few brand name candidates to take his place. My money is on Bill O'Reilly. It'll be another TV clown they can throw away after a few years, not a politician.
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  39. I look forward to the day we congratulate Brigadier General Vindman on his first star
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  40. When Putin's checks stop bouncing, O'Reilly will start respecting Putin again.
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  41. Only if they play the Star Trek fight music
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  42. He's gonna get busted trying to sneak a Hitler Youth Knife onto the House Floor
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  43. The Talk Radio listener demographic doesn't tune in for reason, facts, or adult discourse. They tune in for the moronic antics of shock jocks. Shock jocks that now think they have their hands on the levers of power.
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  44. Those SEALs he was talking to? He was at SeaWorld, not Pensacola
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  45. And you can bet your ass it's a handy way for him to make some of it 'disappear' in the ensuing mess he is creating
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  46. Well, they did try to murder and maimed his wife. And the governor is an ice cream man. Arizona doesn't deserve him. I say this as a former resident of Yuma, Bullhead City, and the DMZ that is Phoenix.
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  47. I always said Marge Greene was just a lot lizard who hitched a ride to DC
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  48. CPAC Hag #27: "Do you think America is a horrible place?" No. But bless your heart...you're trying.
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  49. Reporter: Did you believe in spanking your children when they were young? Trump: Only during sex
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  50.  @tvdinner325  It's cool man, there's some in every crowd. Bannon has been touring Europe the last few years, too. So that just balances out the karma scales.
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  51. We the People are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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  52. Really haven't seen anything quite on the same level as Flynn since Benedict Arnold. And that's saying something when you can skip over all those swell guys in the Confederacy.
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  53. That fact that you can actually see McCarthy fidgeting and rolling his eyes whenever he heard the word Democracy says it all
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  54.  @Therapistinthewhitehouse  They don't need kompromat. Just a checkbook. Republicans are always selling the best patriotism money can buy.
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  55.  @robertmorin1493  Legends say the Toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a Teethbrush.
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  56. Our greatest weapon against Trump....is Cholesterol. He's got our back.
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  57. This is why conservatives destroyed mental health care institutions. They needed their best voters out on the loose. If they thought they might end up in GITMO for Jan. 6th, it would be closed tomorrow
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  58. I'm morbidly curious how many times Daddy sent her to "slumber party" at Uncle Epstein's palace as a teenager.
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  59. People say the same thing about cockroaches. And they certainly are cocks.
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  60.  @deanfowles3707  You heard wrong. You might want to actually see servicemen standing in formation and take a closer look at who's wearing those combat boots. We tend to come from the Poor, and we have a lot more brown faces in the mix than the public, or than Conservatives are happy about.
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  61.  @wallaceshawn-zk8iw  "The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.” - Ted Kaczynski, The Unabomber Manifesto Don't try to gaslight us, sweetheart.
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  62. Marge is a man of the people.
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  63. The village Townsfolk that are their base just love their constitutional right to bear pitchforks and torches. Or, as they call it....Tuesday.
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  64. They need to stop making Disney arguments. Dignity, patience, and adult restraint coupled to a semi-sternly worded letter have failed to stop Pro-Wrestling Fan Republicans from taking everyone's lunch money, beating up the AV club, groping the School Newpaper Editor, and giving the entire marching band an atomic wedgie. We have been at the point where asses have needed to be kicked for over 20 years now. Gave peace a chance.
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  65.  @gloriarochelle1248  We were damaged by Andrew Johnson. And Jackson. The scars are permanent, despite everything Lincoln did. We were damaged by Hoover, and the scars are permanent, despite everything FDR did. We are scarred by Nixon, despite everything Carter did. We are scarred by Reagan, despite everything Clinton did. We are scarred by Bush Junior, despite everything Obama did. And now Trump. These scars are permanent, the wounds fester, and they still bleed.
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  66.  @cc1k435  "It's true, Shirley! I was backing out of the mansion the other day, and I saw a Brown Person in a truck! And he was from the Amazon!" **CROWD GASPS IN SHOCK** Old guy in the back: "I bet he believed in 1 person = 1 equal vote and didn't create 2 shell companies to cheat on his taxes, too!"
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  67. I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate TLP on their new partnership with The Onion
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  68.  @michaelburke5907  The wierd thing about Goldwater is: He was a centrist Democrat by today's standards. A jewish-born, pro-gay rights, pro-right to choose, NAACP guy. Progressive until the subject turned to money and McCarthyism. It was the southern strategy that was weaponized for his campaign where this all kicked off. Even Nixon was to the left of Reagan.
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  69. Welcome to America. Where it's more important to look like some sort of edgy 'rebel' or underdog than to be reasonable or correct.
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  70. Maybe she aughta go find herself a country with a nice, drunk queen to admire. She wants to keep America's real estate for herself, but not the nation itself or it's people.
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  71. My dad, a retired long haul Trucker: Why are they wasting a trillion of my dollars on "Infrastructure"?? Also my dad, when not retired: I can't do my job if I can't get from Point A to Point B
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  72.  @Just-Human  Isn't that special.
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  73. I'm pretty sure that's the theme of the party Madison Cawthorn was invited to
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  74. Because his voters consider this being "strong" Dog psychology applies to the Florida Man. Being decent was never in the equation.
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  75. As long as it's not with Russia, yeah, he'll do it. He already surrendered in Syria, fired Mattis, and sold out the Kurds to Turkey and Vlad as compensation for the Russian's defeat at the Battle of Khasham in '18
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  76. I feel like they're not actually public employees, but Make A Wish kids who took it too far, and no one has had the heart to cut them off. Because they are certainly children.
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  77. Thanks, Obama. No, for real my guy. You were alright.
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  78.  @ag49521  "Putin, Trump, Genius, Ukraine, Tank"
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  79. Orange Crewman: Reports a Body, blames Blue Everyone: Orange is Sus
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  80. OJ didn't go back to the scene of his crime, either. That's pretty standard.
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  81. "He knew what he signed up for." - Trump Admin condolence form letter
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  82.  @Owondr  "BUT! BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM!" Yeah, because we live in a society. And pay between 25-35% for that privilege. Time we got our money's worth. I can live with being 1/3rd socialist, 1/3rd capitalist, and 1/3rd anything else that tickles my fancy. That kind of symmetry appeals to my OCD.
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  83. Wait, there's still a Republican party?!?
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  84.  President Trump  I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your failed single term as POTUS, Mr. Just-Made-My-YouTube-Burner-Account
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  85. Don't forget, Trump would date dates his daughter too.
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  86. When you've hit rock bottom and think "lets keep digging"
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  87. I would prefer more independents, or a coalition of several parties who have their shit together, being in charge. At least indies respond to just their district, as they were meant to. Not to a party whip. The Two Party System has only one goal: To be the party in charge at the expense of the other. All other considerations are long since rescinded.
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  88. Dereliction of duty is when you stand idly by while someone elses coup unfolds. Insurrection, Subversion, and Sedition is when you watch proudly as your coup unfolds. Get it right, Mitch.
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  89. I'm curious how much permitting red tape Texas county and state offices throw in the way of city residents to get at least some portion of off-grid sustainment with solar, battery banking, and heat pumps instead of total grid dependency and less efficient heating and cooling solutions. Got the feeling the wealthy Energy barons who rule that state and their pet politicians do NOT want that happening. I live in a rain-rich state, but we ain't allowed to farm our own water. The city makes us pay wealthy invested water rights holders like it's a ransom.
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  90. Nobody elected Tuck. And even if you get rid of him, they'll just find someone else willing to be the all singing, all dancing crap of the world
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  91. Well, just to be devils advocate, he fesses up to that at 6:46 Which is more than the rest of his ilk do.
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  92. I bet he tried to use the God Emperor meme for his NFTs, but unlike him, Games Workshop has effective bloodthirsty lawyers.
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  93. TLP: A conservative proponent entity paying decent respect to a Democrat POTUS (albeit a right leaning one) speech. Proof that bipartisanship isn't dead. But it is in a coma on life support. When it wakes up, let's hope it has amnesia so it can start a new life without the baggage. Sometimes knowing history fuckin' sucks and does us no favors.
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  94. "Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess." "Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
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  95. "Hi, I'm Mitch McConnell. And this is Jackass."
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  96. Ohio: We may not be Florida, but dammit.... We're trying.
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  97.  @micregil  No, because these people DO get vaccinated, and treatments. They just don't tell their rubes they did. I believe the republican party really does want as many deaths as possible. Especially among the elderly. Because then the treasury gets to keep all the unreturned social security and medicare money for Rich Daddy's Boy Tax Cuts and infrastructure that only benefits the biggest capital investors. The absolute core of their donor consituency.
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  98. Giuliani's brat also proved that you shouldn't breed with cousins. A real chip off the inbred block, from a family tree that ain't got no branches.
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  99. The market may be tanking, but my stock in Guillotine Inc. (NASDAQ: GLOTN) has never been higher
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  100. Worst Ouroboros, ever. It's like a Human Centipede, but none of them are Human.
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  101. They see it as sacrificing other childrens lives, and that of their families. Especially brown ones. Which is the epitome of 'patriotism' to the nation that lives in their heads. Remember: Many of these people are in death cults waiting the world will end. They're called Evangelicals.
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  102.  @Altinget  That would be the RNC, their chief donors like the Adelsons ($220 million in donations alone) who maintain hotlines to the key GOP players, and their pet 'conservative think tanks'. Namely, the Heritage Foundation and it's minion Americans for Tax Reform.
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  103.  @unclepatrick2  Every time Closed Captions has to display a Republican saying 'we're going to cancel entitlements', it should properly translate it to 'we're keeping all your money and skipping all the way to the bank'
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  104. If only someone had reminded Olly North of that moral, it might've taken some of the earliest winds out of the GOP corruption sails. Instead he protected a president instead of his country and set a precedent. He took a suspended slap on the wrist so Reagan could walk, and managed to grift a lifetime career of profits from it all. An ounce of prevention back then might've saved us a lot of traitors today.
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  105. OH, GOD how I would have loved to have Private Gaetz report to me after being assigned to my platoon. Peeling Taters (with a P-38 Can Opener) for KP is back, fellahs. As are blanket parties, Wall to Wall counseling, and Steel Wool Showers.
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  106.  @oldementiajoe4914  Being intolerant of the intolerant is the very model of tolerance. You lose.
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  107.  @joachimschoder  Well it aint the white male thing that grates on me, it's the age thing. And I freely admit to being an ageist, even though I'm retired myself, and not white. Ideally, I wouldn't want any POTUS who was either under the age of 18 or over 65. Faculties matter, and matter more as the scale of power & responsibility goes up. Age =/= smart or wise. It means 3 things: deeply entrenched dogmatic notions about the world, a heaping spoonful of arrogance based on outdated anecdotal experience born of seniority, and forgetting what it means to have to get up, fight traffic to get to work, and come home exhausted from a day's real labor just to have to manage a family household and pay the bills on time in a paycheck-to-paycheck life. The Old are who have been calling the shots 99% of the time. And the problems the middle aged and young deal with are borne of both their mistakes and their need to be in charge. So f**k them. We can't read a younger room. Never could.
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  108. Oh to have the men in the white coats making house calls again. Free or not, they won't check themselves into the nut house.
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  109. He's only a joke if we can all line up and put the Punch back in the Punchline
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  110. I'm old enough to remember 70's Disco Biscuits & 80's "entrepeneurs". Can confirm: dude is on that booga suga.
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  111.  @johno7617  I didn't vote Blue because I wanted to be led, I voted blue because there's a Trump/McConnell caliber gun pointed at America's head. This IS a democracy, free adults lead themselves. What I demand is representation. Team Blue isn't that, it's just less poisonous.
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  112. And they still can't reconcile that the 1st Commandment violates the 1st Amendment, so they ignore the problem
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  113. We should ask Cuba for permission to expand Guantanimo Bay to accomodate the massive influx of new, pasty faced inmates who see themselves as modern day vikings
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  114. He'll have to swear in on a bucket of the Colonel's Extra Crispy
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  115. Where's Tonya Harding & her police baton brigade when you need them?
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  116. Trump: Succeeded in his mission to make Nixon look good in comparison McCarthy: Doing his best to do the same for that OTHER McCarthy. And it looks like he might pull it off.
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  117. The power of stupid people in large groups. And, as Carlin predicted, they all had little hats. Unlike he predicted, however, get them alone and you don't see the universe in their eyes. You see a burning cross they plan to put in someone's yard at 3 AM.
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  118. At least Neville Chamberlain had the good grace to look classy as he shoveled appeasement policy manure
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  119. In case you were wondering, Lana Theis (R, naturally), of the 22nd Michigan State Senate district, is who pulled this crap. Bust out the tar & feathers, folks.
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  120. He's neither a kid, nor has he ever "rocked"
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  121.  @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim  Veterans are not a monolith. There are, unfortunately, those among us who think we are the Chosen Ones or More American because we served. Some do a tour, come home, and expect to be showered with shameless praise and discounts at Home Depot. Most of us, however, feel awkward being put in any sort of spotlight. I, personally, feel the label is supposed to be worn with quiet dignity, not smugly over your head like a neon sign.
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  122. Just think of what he does to his kid, much less his spouse. Abuse is a "pride" thing, and a legacy, to certain families. And the abusers instill that this is the way family is supposed to be in their kids, to justify it by normalizing it. "Family values". Exhibit A: look at how much black comedians bring up getting beaten by their mothers as if it were an inspiration. His Working Class Hero poseur rap is linked to his abuse-is-a-family-value birthright. He perpetuates the cycle.
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  123. Hey, look on the bright side: At least she graduated from FarmVille.
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  124. Texas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, and Ohio. Weird how these states are always at the center of the most Un-American of things. All while spastically waving the flag in front of gun barrels they have pointed in the faces of anyone who won't do what they say.
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  125. Even sadder: he finished a full term and was allowed to run again So much for checks and balances.
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  126. "I will be the greatest pain in the ass to Joe Biden" You better have some long arms, lady. Because it's a ways to D.C. and you're not even another of fifty squabbling governors yet.
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  127. Party of the deadbeat dad
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  128. To anyone who thinks the Secret Service gets to refute Cassidy's testimony, let's ask ourselves: Why oh why would the President's Secret Service *cough SECRET cough* ever try to keep something damning about a President Secret from....Congress. While Congress is investigating the secrets of a President. That would just be silly....
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  129. How they never win an Oscar, I'll never know.
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  130. This is what happens when you make stupidity seem like a good-old, down home virtue. It's one thing to laugh at yourself for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, it's another to demand at gunpoint that your brand of stupid be the norm.
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  131. Can we just refer to Santos as Boy George now, please?
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  132. Nothing feels more 'free' to these fine Noblemen than Scrooge McDucking through the stolen wealth of us Peasants, I guess
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  133. New title: Tourists flock to see People of WalMart in their native habitat
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  134. Master has given Dobby a Noose. Dobby is FREEEEEEEEEEE!
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  135. "Greatest threat to Freedom since the fall of the Berlin Wall" still has me in stitches. Guy shouldn't have a drivers license, much less be a governor
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  136. Remember the people you hoped would never, EVER show up to your party? Well, the GOP packaged them up in one convenient place for you.
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  137. **GOLLUM!** cough hack **GOLLUM!**
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  138. Leopards. Faces. Much eating.
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  139. They used to never come here at all. The fact that in recent weeks they suddenly showed up en masse with their same, tired, worn out script of copy-paste comments that even Microsoft Tay wouldn't use tells us that the GOP management has ordered their Propaganda Stormtroops to start loitering here.
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  140. I don't need Joe to lead I just need him to not destroy the country I spent 25 years and buried 5 friends serving I'll take a do nothing Biden over a do anything Trump 7 days a week and twice on Sunday. But if he happens to lead along the way, I'll salute that
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  141. And yet, despite this, never successfully removed a single bad president through any of our safeguards. America does not have Government of the People until we can prove that an election is not a 4 year unbreakable dictatorship contract. An example should have been made. Precedent should have been set.
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  142. There's only one problem: It's not true. An illogical thing to say. Recalling facts requires memory Making up BS requires imagination Not everything that sounds like wisdom is actually wise, kids.
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  143. Idiocracy was a documentary. They were just waaaaaay too optimistic about how many years it would take to get here
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  144. "We're not domestic terrorists" That's just what a domestic terrorist would say
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  145. They certainly do blow
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  146. Please don't insult the Gemstone family with an unfair comparison like that
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  147. It has it's own gravity
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  148. I love that the ending clip was just a Lot Lizard posting to Tik Tok
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  149. in that race: every contestant is a winner.
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  150. If they had realized back then the kinda sh*t they're getting away with now, we would all be hunting rats to eat in a radioactive bomb crater of that Fury Road life by now
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  151. The problem is that Stone's defense team only needs to make sure 1 juror is bought, paid for, and indoctrinated.
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  152. Nope. It ain't free, but for the right price Mitch, Don, and Bannon will sell some to you. Property, Peasants, Slaves and all.
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  153. "I love this crowd......All 4 of them"
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  154. Oh, but how we love to watch them eat their own. Sadly, I think some Floridians will vote for him just so he WILL run for POTUS. So he will finally leave.
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  155. "Sit on it, Potsie" - Ernst. Probably. Sick burn, lady.
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  156. Even Voldemort thought he was too much when they were in Slytherin
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  157.  @richardmaclean4519  Ted Cruz got Low Blow Joe's looks (srsly, it's creepy, they're clones), Kevin got his surname I think Cobra Commander and Dr Mindbender are doing experiments with Joe's DNA and releasing the rejects into Congress.
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  158. Snowden absolutely refuses to let him sleep on his couch
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  159. I prefer to fake news them. By reporting them for child abuse. Enough people do it...and you're fighting fire with fire
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  160. I'm pretty sure I've never seen him ebriated.
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  161. Thinking you can take away someone's American-ness in the name of "REAL" 'Murica is how we got into this mess in the first place. Trumpist conservatives thought they could either get rid of or cow Americans who don't look, walk, talk, fuck, or shit just like themselves. Don't become that which you behold.
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  162. It's a bumper-sticker sized summary of today's GOP. "As always, Fox News prevails!" - Tucker Norsefire
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  163.  @jetta2134  In the present, yes. Prior to FDR and the Southern Strategy, it's important to remember that their alignments were reversed. The truest evil is the existence of parties at all, IMHO. Parties are a way to get around democracy. And we have the 2nd worst example of Party Rule, with only 2 real options allowed us: Red and Blue in a stupid, unstable tug of war. The only thing worse is 1 party rule.
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  164. RIP to all the conservatives who got pounded on the Herschel Highway
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  165. I still wanna know why Kennedy really resigned from the bench when he did. The timing was more than sus. And can we take a moment to remember that Clarence Thomas is still on the bench? Biden shares fault for that one with Republicans too, though. He cut a deal with them in '91 (he was chaire of the Senate Judiciary Committee then) to not call any of Anita Hill's witnesses.
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  166. "Are you ready to be called a racist?" Jokes on them. We don't need them to be 'ready' when we call a spade a spade.
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  167. The real question is: Is "the Big Guy" really Trump in this context? Or is it Mitch McConnell (senate). Or Kevin McCarthy (house). Rupert Murdoch? Charles Koch? The chairman of the Heritage Foundation? Trump is in time out as a civilian down in Florida. He can't do sh*t.
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  168. Emergency Meeting: November 3rd, 2020 America: Orange sus AF Nancy Pelosi: I saw him vent, but you didn't believe me *Trump was the Impostor*
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  169. I think we've upgraded to Dumpster by now. And it needs to be hauled to the landfill already.
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  170.  @alexkace6620  <--- Terrorist apologists belong in Iran, not the US.
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  171. He look like John Carpenter after being dropped into a vat of Nair
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  172. This is what we in the business call a 'bitch slap'
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  173. If Trump ends up convicted: OVERTURN EVERYTHING TRUMP DID. Every action is now suspect for criminal taint. Recall his Justices. Fire his Appointees. Reverse his Pardons. Remove his executive orders. RECALL. IT. ALL.
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  174. If you think that's bad....remember that you pay his salary too You pay him to do this.
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  175.  @evianpullman7647  A swing and a miss. Nice shot, Fails O'Malley.
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  176.  @evianpullman7647  Thanks for that authentic frontier jibberish that had sh*t to do with shinola. GTFO now.
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  177. Unfortunately, we're not better than some of our outdated ways. Like the Electoral College. All men created equal, indeed. Except before the ballot box.
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  178. Dear Ronny Jackson: If needs be, I'll come and get it. In my old A3 Bradley. Translation: I'm your huckleberry.
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  179. An inability to STFU is usually considered a flaw, not a superpower
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  180. Hippos kill more people Exhibit #1
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  181.  @oldementiajoe4914  Gross, dude. Do that in private, you perv. Almost as gross as referring to yourself in the third person.
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  182.  @Salieri47  Exactly. They're after 1 party rule, period. Even though they are the smallest minority of the 3 major voting blocs.
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  183.  @danburnes722  Nixon had a secret service agent offer to kill anyone he wanted. It was in the tapes. So Nixon had the SS spy on Ted Kennedy. Also in the tapes. Pence was smart, for once.
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  184. The crazies at town hall meetings are supposed to be on the OTHER side of the room.
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  185. Silver is pretty cheap. True story: you can actually buy silver bullets for less than Critical Defense ammo, round for round. Just sayin', being the Lone Ranger is totally doable in today's market.
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  186.  DON MORRIS  Agreed, and the rest of us have been just as late to enter the war as we were in the 40's, all while disowning our own kids who saw all this coming and took to the streets 3 years ago. They were right every step of the way, and we sat on our asses while those teenagers faced down and literally fought fascists, kicked tear gas canisters back at their cop buddies, and never surrendered. What did we do? We let the GOP turn the word Anti-Fascist into a no-no word. Holy hell, man. What a magic trick that was.
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  187. Hi, I'm Tucker Carlson. And this is Jackass.
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  188. For a POTUS aping mob tricks & tactics, I should've expected much, MUCH more. At the very least: some sense of style or panache worthy of a Coppola film. Not this straight-to-DVD crapola even Ed Wood wouldn't have touched.
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  189. There are people who swear to put their lives on the line for democracy, for government of the people. Most mean it. Many have failed it. Few ever get a chance to truly prove it. Show me another example in the last half century where someone died defending Democracy as unambiguously as this singular moment.
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  190. Should have never gotten through a whole 4 year term in the first place Our safeguards against a run amok president & key party enablers have failed us from every angle More than his removal is called for, more than punishment for corruption is needed. A serious rebuild of checks and balances is in order
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  191. "Look it up" Every 2-bit troll comment made that can't be backed up, ever.
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  192. Sounds like a Dollar General version of Serpentor. But if Dr Mindbender was out sick that day, and Cobra Commander couldn't read the instructions.
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  193.  OriginalYithian  Just report him for spam, they are using multiple profiles to plaster that same comment all over YouTube. Flag it as spam, all of you. Which is what we should be doing EVERY time the copy-paste bots vomit the same comment everywhere.
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  194. I didn't get a Harumph out of that guy!
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  195. Yeah, as long as it ain't the Secret Service providing it.
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  196. It goes well with the cAnCEr they gave us
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  197.  @michaelpalmieri7335  I have to agree with him though. The constitution and our democracy was designed to work without parties. That our vaunted founding fathers began creating 'gangs' called parties to get around pure district representation shows that we've had a long, looong standing problem. Whenever a democracy fell apart and became a dictatorial regime, it was the result of the existence of a Party. A party that consolidated power. So if we ONLY have 2 parties, that is exactly what happens if we lose one. So better to either have many diverse parties incapable of taking over, or none at all.
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  198.  @johnhering7521  HANG. THEM. HIGH.
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  199. Jared is what COVID would look like if you put it in a suit and made it walk around trying to look silent but dead(ly)
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  200. Nothing quite like staking your entire retirement future by betting your life savings on the ol' #7 horse at the track.
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  201. Republicans: Living forever in Minority denial.
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  202. I still can't understand why Justice Kennedy retired when he did. The "Time with my family" bit doesn't hold up in court. In this case, literally. I smell some sort of threats were involved, and thus began the Republican coup of the Supreme Court to lock up the Pro Life vote forever.
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  203. Win Ben Stein's conspiracy
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  204. "Cash registers are people too, my friends" - Mitt
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  205. Herman Cain approved this mes.... Oh wait, no he didn't. Because he died.
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  206. There really has never been a more golden opportunity to drain the real swamp in this country. They can't even help incriminating not only themselves, but their confederates. The whole cast of villains laid bare on an old-timey detective's wall, strings and push pins linking them all. If only we had an AG who would drag the dozens and dozens in together on the biggest, baddest RICO and Sedition case ever seen. Including after the Civil War.
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  207. Because they believe they'll be fine, set themselves up as the aristrocratic Lords of all livable land, and you'll be their peasant. Or an itinerant indentured employee. Slave. Which was always the goal of their Atlas Shrugged fever dream.
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  208. They didn't know it 80 years ago when the 'America First Committee', run by Nazi agents & led by their sympathizers in Congress, kept us isolated during WW2 and plotted a coup against FDR. And they don't know it now. It's not a coincidence they're call themselves 'America First' again.
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  209. I'm just astounded by the fact that she survived puberty. Clearly, natural selection no longer applies. Idiocracy now, I guess.
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  210. Unfortunately it's a ridiculously long list. And it's growing. Decent human beings, civil service professionals, and intellectuals seem to have developed an allergy to serving in the Capitol. It's all used car salesmen, bible college dropouts, barred from re-enlistment veterans, real estate lawyers, and fossil fuel execs now.
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  211. It all makes sense now. He paid every Republican official $130k under the table
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  212. "I don't see the problem, here. Benedict Arnold was a fine commander. An unfairly maligned victim of the Mainstream. So what if he came back leading a whole column of British troops and massacred his former militia comrades?" - Tories
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  213. 2014: Putin defends the Little Green Men infiltration of eastern Ukraine as "protecting Ethnic Russians oppressed by Ethnic Ukrainians" 2022: Putin says Ukrainians don't exist, are just Russians with a funny accent and a geographic disability.
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  214. The Republican Party: basically a Make A Wish charity for the old, rich, and vile
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  215. I would take anything the President's Secret Service has to say as suspect. They're not the Congressional Truth & Transparency service. They blabbed in front of a whistleblower. Now they're doing damage control.
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  216. How are guillotines not a thing here?
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  217. He's not Nostradamus. He predicted every move because it was always his plan. Ladies and gentlemen, the man behind the courtain.
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  218.  @BigDsGaming2022  Same. But you know how his type operate. Disagree on a single one of their million Hate topics, and you're uH LiBrUL! You could be a dixie flag wearing purge fanboi in jackboots, but if you said you were pro choice, you might as well be driving a rainbow painted Subaru Forrester while chanting "milk is murder" in their book
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  219. While I appreciate his dignified display of opposition, I still think we need some real Type-A asshats to just troll the living sh*t out of Republicans in the classroom. Exhibit A: TLP. Who says internet bullying can't be effective, especially when it's deserved. And you gotta admit: It works better than anything else in the House of Commons, which is just Congress with a 2 drink minimum.
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  220. As a cyborg slave of Satan, can confirm: Aliens did it.
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  221.  @lampan8786  But so, sooo much sluttier
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  222. Security at the Capitol building may increase 25-50% in the aftermath. And it won't be enough. Because they will try again, with 300% more effort, guns in hand, laws be damned. There needs to be at least a platoon sized Marine embassy guard detail & a full armory to safeguard our Democracy's core from this day forward. These dickhead cosplayers thought they were gonna get away with burning down the Reichstag again.
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  223. Ha. That's funny. You think the GOP rely on winning elections anymore.
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  224. Maybe don't take fiscal advice from a guy who faked being rich, is in the pocket of the most powerful loansharks in the world, blew through all of his Daddy's millions, and had to use Chapter 11 Bankruptcy 6 times like some sort of Konami cheat code because he's just that bad at business. But hey, maybe that's just me.
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  225. And this mofo was president. For. A. Full. Term. Because they protected him every step of the way. Need any more proof what their end-goal agenda is?
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  226. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. **ding ding** SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. **ding ding**
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  227. This 'person' shouldn't even be federally employed to mop the floors of a Post Office, much less walk the halls of a Representative Democracy she tried to destroy, masquerading as one. That we pay her galls galls me enough, but now we suffer the indignity of buying her a bigger megaphone.
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  228. "Family leadership" - Sponsored by Sinaloa brand Cocaine
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  229.  @octaviocuesta1155  We wouldn't have to. If Trump lost his empire after being prosecuted, he would stick a gun in his mouth long before he could live without being rich & lazy. Could you imagine him working a real job that pays what his 'skills' deserve? Dude would punch his own ticket right there at the McDonalds cash register, first day.
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  230. Not an agency with the greatest track record for spilling the beans on naughty presidents. Seen many tell-all books come from their agents before? Me neither. But hey, at least they live up to their title.
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  231.  Reggie Cyde  You guys are too easy. I sprinkle a little honey, and you flies come a'runnin
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  232. Legend says Tammy Faye Bakker left Trump her makeup collection in her will Trump couldn't wait any longer for her to die, so he sued to get custody of it and has looked like that ever since
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  233. It's not an invasion. It's an ethnic cleansing. Genocide. And the thought of being able to get away with that gives Republicans a boner.
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  234. 'Antisemitism and Bigotry invaded Virginia'.... First time in Virginia? Oh you poor, sweet, innocent child. Welcome.
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  235. I would love to wake up with Soap Opera amnesia and just never notice that I can't recall anything from '16-'20
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  236. Did no one bother to tell all the Jefferson paraphrasers that he was in freakin' France when the Constitution was written? And the Declaration of Independence is not the Law of the Land document?
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  237. The best "equal" representation in a government of the people money can buy.
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  238. It's ironic that our species slowest predators got that way by chasing what we call Fast Food
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  239.  @oldementiajoe4914  <--- username and short lifespan checks out. Definitely not an apparatchik.
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  240. What amazes me is that the very people who tried to end democracy are still going to be allowed to vote (to overthrow democracy) this November. Am I the only one who thinks that's... not right ?? You all talk about defeating them at the ballot box. But what are you going to do when they succeed in taking away your ballot box? You better have a plan.
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  241. They certainly should be posted at every school bus stop and Chuck E Cheese. You don't want to see these men anywhere near your unattended children.
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  242.  @helenvalentine8372  I dunno. Don seems like the type to swinger swap his own 13 year old loli for one of Jeffrey's.
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  243. Killian is Lying To You
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  244. Once again, The Onion predicted this months before it happened with uncanny accuracy. Go to 1:28 ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaI72JgFyPk
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  245. Ya know, I kinda wish they wouldn't, for once. Let it stay a mess so the GOP cannot claim credit for the recovery. Like Bush Sr. following Reagan's destruction of the middle class, another Republican had to wear the millstone around his neck and became a 1 Term Wonder before Bill said 'It's the Economy, Stupid.'
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  246. Everybody needs a patsy when you're up to no good. Matt is one of theirs. You can feel confident in conducting bad-faith legislation so long as Mr Gaetz is there to take all the bad press for you.
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  247. I'm gonna go with 'Staged Election' for $200 on this one, Alex. Who, precisely are these 168 voters at this GOP winter gathering that just re-elected McDaniel, again? I have a hunch they include the Queen, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tats up.
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  248. They committed insurrection, and are STILL supporting it. They regularly commit acts of domestic terror and undermine national security. HOW in the name of Zeus's lightning-packed BUTTHOLE are we NOT disbanding them yet?? How much more blood has to be on the floor before we stop pussy footing around this domestic enemy?
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  249. The moral of the story: Don't be that guy Because there's always a that guy
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  250. They're made in a factory. Production is outstripping demand. For every Paul Ryan we get rid of, we get 2 just like him. Hail Hydra.
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  251. 78% The percentage of Republicans who know perfectly well Biden won the election Also 78% The percentage of Republicans who have absolutely no qualms about lying about....anything and everything Coincidence? The world may never know.
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  252.  @dougmiller4251  No. Also pretty sure we've never seen him gruntled.
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  253. It'll be a damn plea deal. At least for this indictment.
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  254. You're right. Divine intervention is in order. We're too far gone for anything else.
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  255. Eat your heart out, PRCA Rodeo Circuit. You could NEVER muster this many clowns under one arena.
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  256. Soooo... Will you choose DEATH.......or BUNGA!!!!
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  257. He doesn't find them as useful as mid-30's Tacticool LARP'ers who can't find a girlfriend
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  258. fake affair with a porn star, fake virus, fake billionaire, fake hair, fake recovery
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  259.  @Just-Human  <--- if the profile name didn't tip you off that this guy's a vatnik, then the sub to Boebert's channel will. #2 worst tsundere, ever. Right behind slutty Marge Greene. She gets around.
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  260. Those who have sold their souls to sign up with Trump's Einsatzgruppen may want to find new identities after this is over
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  261.  @hunterrgntr  He is after the lulz. Look at the name, folks. Don't get r/whooshed. Run with the joke, not into it.
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  262. I don't 'dislike' him. But I sure as hell don't like him either. We had far better, more 'with-it' candidates in the field. He got my vote because there was a gun to our heads. Him. Or Trump. No contest. But hardly ideal. He's emblematic of old money politicians with ancient, outmoded status quo games. Just like Pelosi. Party machinations put him in office. Yes, I'm holding their age against them. And I'm retired myself. But this country, right here, right now, needs sharp wits and understanding of what it's like to still have to pay the rent and light bill. All their folksy roots chatter doesn't mean they recall what working to survive was like. Everything they understand about the world and America right now is fed to them by aides. If you can't competently drive a car anymore, you sure as hell shouldn't be driving America.
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  263. Yeah, but they've been hard at work making sure they have a younger generation to carry on their legacy of shenanigans, too. You've seen them before. Leading the riot on J6 as commissars, wearing yellow and black and tacticool trash. They don't rely on being a civil majority, just a violence-threatening minority.
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  264.  @mwprod6700  No, but dammit: They're trying. We're seeing a slow-motion Night of the Long Knives as they either purge or send to the re-education camps anyone who won't goose step in just the right way. Otherwise known as a RINO.
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  265. Florida-Man, Florida-Man, Does whatever a bigot can Spins a web, any size Catches voters with his lies Look Out! Here comes the Florida-Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, He drank some of that Jesus blood. Can his gerrymander his state red? Take a look overhead Hey, there There goes the Florida-Man. In the chill of night At the scene of a crime Like a used car salesman guy He arrived just in time. Florida-Man, Florida-Man Creepy Neighborhood Association Man Health and law He's ignored Corruption is his reward. Look out. There goes the Florida-Man.
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  266. And nearly 36% of the entire Arizona population would feel it, and immediately start b*tching. The only state where I saw more old blue-hair transplants scooping up all the property in my town (Bullhead City, Phoenix, & Yuma) was Florida. What they pay for a scrap of desert property is ridiculous. They all drive extra jumbo pickups. Dented pickups. Because they can't see well enough to drive. On the bright side, those old farts would flee the state faster than you could say "cheap Mexican pharmaceuticals"
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  267. I, for one, look forward to becoming Soylent Green
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  268. Thank you. I get that TLP is still a Republican outfit trying to pull their party back from the Deep End, but invoking Saint Reagan (or Nixon) rather than say...Eisenhower or Teddy Roosevelt doesn't exactly bring back the Lincoln flavor that we savor. The guy destroyed 3 generations of my family's prosperity... But to give TLP the benefit of the doubt, I'll chalk this one up as a r/ParlerTrick stunt.
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  269. Who is the asshole publisher who keeps printing Ted Cruz's coloring books??
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  270. That's an awful lot of grown adults who still believe in magic.
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  271. The Onion did the best coverage of CPAC: ----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simV1ZXFsxI
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  272. ​ Atheos B. Sapien  Regardless, it still says that 1 in 5 Americans are still trying to change how 1865 went down, and aided a man who they thought would give them their Confederacy/Reich/Holy Kingdom. And they'll do it again. One fifth of this country are outright traitors on a mission to end this nation as it exists today. Not misguided, not fooled. 100% USDA certified willing traitors. The constitution is lip service to them. And the flag a cosplay prop.
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  273. Not invasion. Ethnic cleansing. Genocide. Putin and Dugin said so out loud, 20 years ago.
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  274. We're getting what a minority voted for.
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  275.  @newtboys  They supported him because he came out of the gate saying he would get rid of Mexicans. That was all it took for the "patriots" to sell him their souls and wipe their asses with the flag and constitution. This has been the de facto strategy for uniting conservative voters since the Southern Strategy was remodeled on it in 1964.
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  276. Trumporrhea vs Bidencillin?
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  277. The problem with Democrats who DO get dirty and fight hard get stabbed in the back by their fuddy-duddy senior citizen leadership, who are only there to play the establishment game, and tolerate no internecine competition. They have successfully quashed every fiery young Democrat who upset their wine-mixer fundraising game by engaging in real talk. They pretend to be the adults in the room when they're just the disapproving nanna at the end of the table.
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  278. Better than these jokers. They all got a case of Uncle Ruckus Eye.
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  279. Even if Texas burns, they'll always have Cancun.
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  280. I mean...not to be that guy...BUT...that would be one helluva superpower. And I bet the skiing in Siberia would be epic, and it'd be nice to get my vodka cheaper. Ok, I'll see myself out now.
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  281.  @manu-tonyo9654  It's a bot. It isn't parsing half of what it's responding to. Edit: And it's english skills are worse than the translations in a vintage Kung Fu flick
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  282. Steve Bannon will just find them dirty foreign money to replace any public warchest funds they lose
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  283. Apparently he doesn't get that Russia was not the Soviet union. Or that the Russians invaded then raped & pillaged and forced many of the 'union' states into the USSR. By his logic, the Queen should send an expeditionary force to invade the US and regain those pesky colonies.
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  284. Every time Trump steps up to a mic, all I hear is: So ya....thought ya...might like to...go to the show... There's one in the spotlight! He don't look right to me. Get him up against the wall...
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  285. Putin struck against US soldiers long before the Bounties became known. He authorized a major attack on a US Platoon in Syria in February 2018. First time ever that Russians and Americans traded blows directly. And he lost. Bad. He's been trying to make up for it since. The Bounties are part of that. Buying American officials & lobbyists to turn traitor is another, establishing Russian disinformation media influence on American soil is another, and making up phony Super Weapons to make threats with is his old standby.
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  286. The more pressing matter is that we have a hate group started by a rich foreigner masquerading as 'America's fair and balanced news source' They need to be stripped of the 'free press' protections they enjoy, because they're just the unholy union of The Daily Stormer and Wall Street Journal. Because now they're dictating US policy and sending infiltrators into the halls of Congress to overthrow this nation.
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  287. At last, the proper noun "Greater Russia" is invoked. Everyone keeps saying USSR, not understanding Putin is gunning for promotion to Tsar of the Russian Empire build 2.0a
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  288. Next time just drop a Nuke on Waco, Texas and cut the foreplay, Donny. Same bodycount but at least it wouldn't be drug out for half a year.
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  289. Wake the f**k up, Samurai. We have a political party to burn.
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  290. GOP during impeachment trial after viewing Brian's casket: Very fine people. On both sides.
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  291. Traitor is a good one. But you're right. How about Super-Ultra-Omega-JohnnyReb9000?
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  292. I wouldn't have been able to enlist as a Private if my OPM background check came back with even 1/100th what these guys have on their rap sheet and credit history. But yeah, sure, let's give 'em the nuke codes. Background investigations should be completed before a candidate is allowed to run, not after swearing them in. Because oaths are punchlines to criminals, not binding agreements.
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  293. I don't want to have to load and stow mags brass to the grass...but I will once again if I have to. If this was all just a master NRA plot to make civilians think they still needed to go out and buy guns in their everyday 21st century lives, they may find out they were TOO successful.
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  294. The #1 holder of National Debt owed is Social Security. It's owed to you and me. They habitually borrowed all but a year's funding since 1981. This is Republicans welching on their debt to us. By either ending OASDI (keeping our money) or pushing the draw age so far out most of us will be dead before being paid back a penny of it. No wonder they wanted most of the older population to die of COVID. Fiscal conservatism, indeed.
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  295. I AM JACKS TREASONOUS VOTE
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  296. Hoping for a second Trump campaign is like hoping Kobe will star in the upcoming Airwolf reboot
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  297. Worst. Tsundere. Ever.
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  298. The only reason Donald Trump isn't a hobo living on the street is because Daddy's money paid for a lot of lawyers. Not good lawyers, but a lot of them. This time it won't be Daddy's money paying for his armada of Lawyers. It will be OUR money paying for it. And that is so incredibly fucked up.
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  299.  @JT1358  I did. But the main point is he's a long shot to still be alive in 2 years, and the GOP will know this and already have another Made for TV personality ready to replace him. The question is who it will be, and why they're keeping him quiet. My money is on Bill O'Reilly being trotted out last minute. He stuck his head out briefly for Trump in 2020, then went dark again. Very sus. The GOP is betting a celebrity figure is more viable than a governor or member of congress in 2024. The Trump formula is now GOP policy. Edit: And O'Reilly has stayed out of the line of fire of the January 6th coup. No investigation baggage. But definitely with the program. Guys like DeSantis and Cruz are a non-starter as a POTUS candidate, and they know it.
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  300. Send me money. Send me green. Heaven you will meet. Make a contribution and you'll get a better seat. Bow to Leper Messiah - Trump re-election slogan
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  301. WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN?!?
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  302. In the words of our illustrious forefathers: What a battleaxe. Worst. Tsundere. Ever. She better be an absolute demon in the sack, Clarence
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  303. Well, unfortunately so were G Gordon Liddy (FBI agent and Watergate break in leader, lied under oath to congress for Nixon), Colonel Ollie North (Marine Officer & Security Council Member, lied under oath to Congress for Reagan) and so many others. And what happened to them? After being felons, they went on to great fame with book deals, gigs on Fox News, and the Republican rally circuit. Doing exactly what they did before. Just like The Penguin here did. Felons still doing what they did before. Because they aren't in jail.
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  304. Man, that dude is ugly. McCarthy, too.
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  305. Give it up, Walker. You'll never be able to reboot Thriller for your own ends.
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  306. He sold us out to the Russians in Syria after they attacked our troops in 2018. That's why he fired Mattis and ordered everyone out. To please his loanshark & master.
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  307. He's like a Neville Chamberlain, but without the class, loyalty, dignity, experience, or patriotism.
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  308. OH GOD. NOT MEAT FROM A PEACH TREE DISH!!
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  309. @Charles Rezac And for the record, he dipped into daddy's Klan-tastic money to finance the creation of his own medical certification board to certify himself as an Optholmologist. No one else would certify him. Like starting your own DMV and giving yourself a commercial drivers license. Yes, his pops has financial links to the Klan. Read up on Operation Red Dog, the white nationalist plot to stage an armed takeover of the impoverished Carribean island nation of Dominica (not Dominican Republic) to create a tropical aryan utopia that traded in coke, casinos, and brothels. It'll blow your mind. Ron Paul was Trump before Trump was Trump, and barely avoided indictment with the rest of them. The Rand apple didn't fall far from the Ron tree.
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  310. I'm officially renaming the subreddit to WTFOhio Don't feel bad...you had a good run, Florida.
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  311. I love having conservatives around. They make me feel like maybe I'm not as big a POS as I first thought.
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  312. Follow the money. It's gonna go from Kremlin > Russian Front Companies > Conservative owned Front Companies > NRA > GOP Think Tanks > GOP PACs > GOP Disinformation Media Network > Preachers (Who are illegally meddling in politics) > Candidates > Candidate offshore slush funds And that's how Russia buys an entire American political party
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  313. Don't worry, the moment he loses they will go back to calling him n****r again.
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  314. Seems like ordinary murder hobo stuff to me. When packin' too much loot, gotta use that scroll of Town Portal. Stay awhile and listen.
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  315. The dumber the audience, the louder the applause
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  316.  @RichardASalisbury1  And even Goldwater was about x100 better than Nixon.
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  317. Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole
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  318. "He's a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot" I don't think Lindsey was talking about Trump there so much as self-describing
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  319. Boycott is a word that Americans are paying a steep price for forgetting to use more regularly
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  320. "The Storm is coming" - Fascists Very poor choice of words, boys.
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  321. I would be happier to have Biden doing absolutely nothing for 4 years to Trump doing anything ever again People who vote for Trump are cutters
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  322. They will NEVER quit until they and their donors can pocket every penny you ever paid into your benefits by taking them from you and turning them into more Rich Kid Tax Cuts and Pork Contracts. 10 years. 20 years. 50 years from now. They will still be at it.
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  323. Look at these comments. When Antifa, mostly just kids, met these Neo Confederate punks in the streets to stop Civil War II, where were you? Sitting on a fence, lending credence to conservative media that the anti fascist kids were the problem, or both sides were equally bad. The next time they have to stand up to fascism in this country, it won't be with fists and sticks. They'll have to do it with bullets and shells. Because you sat there, pretending to be above it all, for too long. Let that sink in and get to know your shame
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  324. Thanks for that, Klan Soccer Mom. Now why don't you fill us in on that Georgia family history of yours that you've spent so much effort to hide?
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  325. We don't ask them to play dirty. But we're sick of telling them to fight back hard.
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  326. When making the gang from Always Sunny look like saints and geniuses is your political strategy
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  327. They've never gone away. They've just had ebb and flow periods of activity and noise level. Lincoln should have finished neutering The South. But it's legacy was allowed to keep breeding. Appeasement didn't work then. It doesn't work now.
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  328.  @rhondaharris6407  If Firefly taught me anything, it's that's how you get Reavers. But then again...Texans. Sooooo...maybe they already tried it?
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  329. And the oscar goes to Ted Cruz for his parody reenactment of Glengarry Glen Ross. "Beards are for Closers, Ted."
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  330. Let's be honest. If there was a pee tape, he would have bragged about it. Dude didn't pay pornstars for sex. He paid them to SAY they had sex. Part of his fake brand to have these 'leaks' to the tabloids. Guy is a dollar store Hugh Heffner. Even if he popped viagra like Tic-Tacs, no way that tub o' lard has managed a stiff one since the 90's.
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  331. Gas stoves. The ultimate wedge issue.
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  332.  @FortitudineVincimus  We found a witch! We found a witch! May we burn her??
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  333. Red Wave seemed to have developed a prostate problem
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  334. We got Big Trouble.....
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  335. "Q 6-1 was an inside job" has a nice ring to it. Using temp employees and interns. Saddest part: You know people like the Dipshit Shaman is going to run for office in about 20 years, and will win a district. Because they'll still be trying to convince you they were heroes 2 decades from now, and they'll find an audience.
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  336.  @thestoneageman3659  I will happily beat my swords to plowshares once they stop waving swords everywhere. But until then, my magazines stay loaded and stashed brass to the grass. I don't want to have to own the same rifle I carried overseas in wartime & that is covered in the blood of our kids, the possible horror of having to use it in the streets of our homeland to defend against nazi neighbors, but we might need them. Because of these loons. But I look forward to a day it can be destroyed.
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  337. Just because they changed their brand name and attire to infiltrate society again, folks, make no mistake: The Klan by any other name is the Klan just the same.
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  338. @peter g You're right. An Odal rune, OK gesture, KEKistani Kross, Valknut, or Sonnenrad would be more on-brand.
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  339.  @sherronmitchell3977  We all know this, the problem we are having today is everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, instead finds ways to weaponize history. People who weren't even there use it as a cheap excuse to be crappy to other people who weren't even there. It's a garbage alibi for aggression in this day and age. If everyone woke up tomorrow morning with no clue what happened 2 centuries ago, and just had to deal with what was right in front of their faces in the world we live in today, I think we would be better off than drudging through time for reasons to scapegoat their neighbors or people who don't have the same skin color or language. We've been doing the history thing for thousands of years, and we aren't using it to create peace. What we've never done is have a clean slate and a fresh start where are sins are our own, not our father's.
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  340. CNN & Trump: The greatest fake beef in unprofessional wrastlin' history
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  341. Ron DeathSentence didn't want to save homes. Wiped out real estate properties = more profits for his donors who scoop up damage cheap and build 'luxury' homes. Isn't it funny how housing in Florida keeps getting handily wiped out by utterly predictable 'acts of god' under his watch? I've seen this before. I spent a month on rescue and support detail during Katrina and Rita. The first people to come back to town were real estate developers with giant pumps, making pennies-on-the-dollar offers to homeowners who got screwed by insurers. They smelled blood. So do Ron's peeps.
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  342. It's an anagram for Ain't Reagn (they never were good at spellin' stuff), therefore they are against who or whatever an Argentina is.
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  343. Those soulless eyes are the kind a dude who claims to be 'in banking and real estate' would have, when what he really means is he owns a string of payday loan joints, a pawn shop, a used car lot, and rents out trailer park slots.
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  344. Slight amendation, Maddy-pooh: "Unless you let us steal this election, there will be violence and bloodshed, because we're not really into this whole Democracy thing" And that's exactly what happened. All their bamboo ballot shenanigans were for nought, so they resorted to violence.
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  345. Blake just salty he was born too late to get in on the whole Bayou of Pigs/Operation Red Dog party like Ron Paul
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  346.  @michaelpalmieri7335  Wrong. Try using Google to fact check yourself first. The Operation Red Dog case (nicknamed the BAYOU of Pigs) is not the same thing as the Bay of Pigs. Where several politicians, rich racists, and the Klan tried to stage an armed takeover of the island nation of Dominica to create a little tropical white ethno state. And Ron Paul was involved.
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  347. They didn't want Trump to go away. Even MSNBC will kill to keep Trump yacking. He's a gold mine. There is no Progressive MSM outlet. Just businesses that sell to them.
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  348.  @ragnarlothbrok4281  Well, if you wanna be all dick-measury about it: Kelly flew 39 attack missions in an A-6 during Desert Storm. And that's leaving out all the NASA missions. Two distinguished flying crosses, for combat actions. McSally missed Desert Storm, but led a Hog squadron in Afghanistan around the same time I was in Iraq with 1st CD, so it can be assumed she may have flown CAP missions in support of ground troops, but never heard of her personal mission record or highest decorations for combat action. All I ever heard about her was that she was a fast tracking (rank climbing) female commander, which was the big feather in her cap. So please: Enlighten us with what she did that was more than Kelly.
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  349. We hate to watch you go, but we love to watch you...... I kid, we love to watch you crying as you go.
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  350.  thegeorgezila  Anyone who ever disagrees with a Righty on a single one of their 8 million hate topics is a "liberal" or "communist" Like all toddlers, they can't handle not getting their way 100% of the time. Say "no" just once, and it's violent tantrum time
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  351. Oh, I thought she was scared to send her daughter to school or church because they are going to get shot by an ideologically insane man because he can just reach up and pluck a semi-automatic gun with a 20-30 round magazine off the trees with less effort than starting a new email account.
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  352. They've already burned the Constitution and replaced it with their insane napkin scribblings, so obviously nothing is off the table.
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  353. And this is why there are no Parties even mentioned in the Constitution, much less enumerated any power. Yet here they are, taking turns running the country and ensuring that only THEIR people get on the ballots.
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  354. Cool. Can we stop putzing around and finally call these guys terrorists yet? How much more do they have to do before they finally earned the label?? You have legions of ignorant, psychopath minions with a jihad complex, a sociopath party that never met a treason it didn't like, they destabilize and attempt to overthrow a nation in the name of a zealot minority, have an ingoramus for a messiah/cult leader, and a growing body count of innocent victims laid out bloody and dead at their feet. How many more boxes need to be checked here??
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  355.  @sierranevada1265  No argument there. Only true boomers would be old enough to remember that, back in the Olden Days when brown people didn't live anywhere near their 'greatest generation' parents, the rivalry was between other WASPS. Episcopalians considered Lutherans and Baptists the 'other', etc etc., dear god don't be Irish or Polish, etc etc It was funny when rich white people only had themselves to segregate against
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  356. Oh was he a national leader who is also a criminal?? Just like Adolph and Stalin, huh?
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  357. Man breaking into senior politicians home with zip ties and murder in his eyes. Yeah. Bias is totally gonna change the optics here, einstein.. GOD FORBID WE LET A HEALTHY BIAS AGAINST PSYCHOS BLIND US FROM THE TRUTH. False flag, everyone. Go on home. Nothing to see here. Thankfully we have 'ol jron20 r here to wake us sheeple up.....phew, that was close.
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  358. Agreed, Zach. This wound will not heal without justice being done. Nixon walked, and because he got off, a precedent was set that culminated in this corruption permissive environment. The bar was never reset to a higher standard by force of law. If we let Trump, his master, and his henchmen walk now, the Trump standard will forever be the status quo. And we will see more like him and McConnell. Forever.
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  359. If we're gonna be forced to have a goddamn Royal Family, can we at least kidnap & adopt Harry and Meghan?
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  360.  @anonUK  Kidnapping and forcing them to do the God Save The Queen bit would be alot more fun
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  361. People who's careers and wealth stem from the Two Party System (which exists nowhere in the Constitution) are scared of Trump. Or of Trump finally going away so we won't have to hear about him anymore. But every independent, every progressive, every person who isn't Klan-Kurious would slap the taste out of his mouth if they ever got close enough
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  362.  @ldo1308  That wasn't really the point now, was it? It's about losing the ability to manage complicated decisions and really understand what's happening, especially decisions made for 330 million people. You don't want a 12 year old running NASA any more than you want your Great Grandma who got hustled by some Indian scammers because her computer 'caught a virus' running the Treasury.
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  363. It's his ridiculous voters you should worry about. Doesn't matter if he or some other schmuck is at the podium, THEY will still be there.
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  364. Well, if the jackboot fits, wear it, Tulsi.
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  365. "Vladimir Putin has assumed a historic responsibility by deciding not to leave the solution of the Ukrainian question to future generations." - Russian Propaganda, 2022 "The German people sought the final solution to the Jewish question." - Hermann Goering, 1941
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  366. Can you imagine if the KGB exploited a legal loophole to just show up and start a storm of "news" outlets in the US during the cold war for the express purpose of instigating coups and toppling the nation? Because that's what the whole spectrum of Conservative media franchises are the US is doing. They're just doing it in the name of Jefferson Davis, not Stalin. They don't love America. They just want the real estate.
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  367. This that time McDonalds stopped offering Szechuan dipping sauce
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  368. We're not. The media wants it, despite their pretending not to, because mega drama = ratings
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  369. Fixing what we've got is good. But once we've filled the potholes and welded the cracks, need to shift from Build Back Better, to: Build, but Better. At some point we gotta go from repairing our Blues to upgrading to Purples. Otherwise we're gonna get PvP stomped.
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  370. When your business model is based on Americans doing better, not short selling them
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  371. "It's communist." Joe McCarthy must be proud to know he's still running the Republican party from the grave. His slogan is still on everything.
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  372. By knocking on the front door and begging for a pardon?
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  373. Personally, I think the Admins should permaban Texas from of the Union. It would moderate so many of our problems. They had more than their fair share of chances, but Treason is their thing. They never follow the EULA after clicking [I Agree] to the terms and conditions, but keep claiming to be the MVP of the community and demanding Mod privileges whenever they see a forum post they don't like.
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  374.  @Joopsmann  We gotta adopt older tactics.. We've lost our ability to troll what are, quitte plainly, idiots. We started calling it Internet Bullying, which sometimes it was. But it was also something else: Not letting stupid have a pass. We have to get viciously immature again, as reprehensible as that sounds. For every carefully researched, factually-supported 3-point plan wall of text argument a person uses in chat to refute what is an OBVIOUS stupid, it falls on deaf ears as they simply respond with a flippant "nuh-UH! George Soros and Hunters Laptop! HA!". We have to start scorching these motherf**kers again now that they've invaded every method of communication there is. Really hurt their feelings and remind them how outnumbered they are until they realize they've expended all shreds of goodwill, and they are going to spend the rest of their lives being laughed out of the room. But oh no, we wanna be polite and look mature. So do our representatives in Congress. Clearly, it doesn't work. We have failed to respond in kind. Every viewer here SHOULD be flooding Fox News and Wall Street Journal video comments to laugh in their faces and overwhelm their echo chambers. But we don't. That would be 'beneath us', pretend we can stay clean forever. So they instead send clickfarmers, foreigners, and interns to CNN, NPR, and everywhere else and copy-paste stupid 3rd grade statements with impunity. Everyone here SHOULD spend the next 10 minutes on Fox's channel leaving comments making fun of Hannity, Tucker, and every guest they have. It's like a civic duty. You all should do that right now and every day Who knows, you might even enjoy it.
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  375.  @oftenlucid  <--- This person. Their style. I like it.
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  376. The Media are hoping for a perp walk and mugshot, I was rather hoping a large, stern woman would follow him ringing a bell and chanting "SHAME.......SHAME.......SHAME......."
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  377. Also kinda too bad Pence made good his escape. Woulda been a slam dunk for prosecutions and a wake up call to Republicans about the price of selling your soul to a dictator that you thought would reciprocate loyalty.
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  378. I think we need a national Mad Tinfoil Hatter holiday. Where they can have nice parades down Main Street every year, so we can remember the faces of all who marched in it. At least the Klassic Klan of yesteryear was generally smart enough to wear hoods during their parades. These idiots would take selfies.
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  379. You could do what I do: Guerilla voting. Register as a Republican so you can participate in their Primary, vote for the least scummy candidate. Then vote against them in the General Election anyways. If thousands in each district did that, their RedMap gerrymandering software and data farming would be useless. They would not be able to strategize their campaigns. They would never know how many voters they could really count on, if a district was really locked up.
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  380. And now we see Putin's "Greater Russia" Eurasianism plan in full action. Latvia, Estonia, and the rest will be next. 20 years of stoking anti--Ukranian prejudices in the Russian media was just the preamble.
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  381. We are the 42%. We are the largest party without even being a party. Nor do we take marching orders from one. About bloody time we got our Independent fair representation. 535 seats in Congress, and only 2 independents. Because only indies can keep parties from consolidating power. Do NOT register with one. They are not representing you. We lead our own damn selves. Free adults in a Democracy don't need 'leaders'. What we need is our representation. THEIR job is to do what we tell them. Not what their gang leaders and party whips say.
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  382. This is the demographic that was competing with the Spanish Inquisition for most women executed for witchcraft, after all. So no surprises here.
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  383.  @sillygoose635  Yeah, the man known as the most Well Known Senator in the country would have lost. Can't beat logic like that.
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  384. Can't kill people off if they ain't born, I guess. Republicans really going for the all-time high KD ratio.
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  385. Fake news. Everyone knows Marge Greene's coaches had her focus on taking the podium in the Knuckle Drag Relay. Gym Jordan got a silver in the 200 meter Wet Towel Snap.
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  386. When you realize your 1st grade teacher telling the class Anyone Can Become President, Children was actually a Gypsy curse and not a motivational speech. The beatings will stop when morale improves, people.
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  387. Nikki Failey
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  388. You have to hand it to him. Der Fuhrer has a telent for deftly changing the party brand from Blood & Soil to Blood & Swamp Real Estate Investment Opportunity.
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  389. I still get a tickle every time I see some dipshit rollin' coal pretending he can burn out. And they have the gall to make fun of Ricer kids making noise in Hondas, lol.
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  390. How many times is Vance going to get publicly mugged by Ryan? His manager should have thrown in the towel the FIRST debate and told him to retire. "He's only gonna beat ya uglier, J.D.!"
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  391. I wouldn't hire Walker to be a sandwich artist at Subway, much less a Senator. Even Jared wouldn't work with that freak.
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  392. CADIA STANDS
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  393. ***sigh*** Can we just dismantle the Internet now, please? It was supposed to stay nice & clean. Cat videos, wikipedia knowledge, a little wholesome porn, and how-to videos, but became nothing but advertising, chinese bootleg goods and religious terrorism. And advertising for religious terrorism. It had it's shot. For America's sake, euthanize it.
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  394. One does not lead a cult by dealing in Truth
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  395. Holy sh*t. Just...just....Holy sh*t.
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  396. Be glad these idiots couldn't figure out how to strike a match when trying to burn down our Reichstag
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  397. Dear Ohio: You may not be Texas, but dammit....you're trying.
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  398. Newton: It is a self evident fact that Gravity causes things to fall the Earth. And I have the math to back that up. Republicans: I object. Gravity: You're adorable.
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  399. Well, that's a darn shame for the Kremlin that Donald Trump's cholesterol level isn't as infatuated with him as Deplorables are. If you ask me which way to bet on who's gonna win that battle before 2024, then my money is on Cholesterol.
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  400. When all else fails, use the Wokie defense.
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  401. "Tey cawlin' meh stoooopeeed! Kan u buhleeb it?" - A Master Debater
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  402.  @johnswof  I'll just say it: I think Trump will go down in history (a few decades from now when people chill and look at it objectively) as worse than Nixon. He'll be up there with Jefferson Davis and Benedict Arnold. Crap like TeaPot Dome and Watergate look positively bush league compared to 1/6 and firing on Ft Sumter.
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  403. It would certainly be easier, legally. The VA's existence is enshrined in federal law, CFR Title 38, and it's funding congressionally mandated. Parties, on the other hand, exist nowhere in the constitution nor does the GOP have a law mandating it's existence. So...technically, it's an illegal club interfering with public matters.
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  404. In Soviet Russia, cocaine does YOU!
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  405.  @sunnywiderman  You think Trump wouldn't crack like an egg the first week in real big-boy jail and narc out every Republican who was also part of J6, or all his Russian connections? Stupid as he is, he knows where bodies are buried, and not just his own. There's a very real possibility someone powerful is gonna want him Epstein'd or to sniff a Novichok hankerchief to silence him.
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  406.  @sunnywiderman  Also, another point to consider: Bill Clinton had to seek a plea deal. He was facing up to 2 years for his perjury charge, and was getting indicted the very day he left office in 2000. The independent prosecutor didn't require testimony against anyone else to move forward with a plea, because there was no one else, but he did have to admit guilt and a sentence of disbarment and pay a fine. This is literally not the first time a President was going to go to jail in the last 25 years.
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  407. America's least favorite juggalo.
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  408. Sadly, the Media is hoping it will be. This is an OJ Trial jackpot to them. No one will be more disappointed if Trump disappears from the headlines than the news.
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  409. Vote Ron DeathSentence in 2024 and let's usher in that Rapture come hell or highwater, y'all.
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  410. And the GOP is dead meat at the polls. That tends to happen when you wave our flag with one hand, and betray it with the other
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  411. Like watching Chappelle troll his audience. GOOD PEOPLE OF DETROIT. Hear me. HEAR ME NOW......
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  412.  @Therapistinthewhitehouse  Thats not germaine to the point though. The point is that it's a flawed saying that people are accepting as wisdom, not the amount of effort or that recalling truth doesn't require good memory. In point of fact, it requires the BEST memory, but the point still remains that its flawed saying that people fawn over, erroniously. People need to be more careful about what they accept as 'wisdom', or else they fall into the trap of regurgitating bumper sticker-level folksy sayings that don't make sense. Such as Nietzche: That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger. False, that which nearly killed us leaves us scarred, crippled, and scared. But because it's Nietzche, no one bothers to question that validity of that statement. "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind". Also false, it teaches everyone to stop poking people's eyes out.
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  413. MAGATron. Leader of the evil DeceptiCons. The Transphobers will return after these messages....
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  414.  @lucycan6363  Yeah, well, they still get the full Journalism treatment, despite literally having to admit in court they are not. We have laws about broadcast media and conduct when claiming to be 'the news', but with curious loopholes built into Cable regulation. And they have absolutely no business having a boychild sitting in the White House Press Room. Might as well hand press passes to Howard Stern and Johnny Knoxville. Edit: I'm saying to OP the answer is for the USG to say "No entry, you're not Journalists. Security, escort Mr. Ducey out."
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  415. The last 4 years feels like a social experiment to make people stop believing in Karma, or that Getting What You Deserve is the cornerstone of justice Instead we have "Christians" retweeting the core philosophy of the Satanic Verses: And do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
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  416. Hey Tucker, maybe you aughta ask why your boy Trump allowed Putin's little green men to attack US Troops and Marines in Syria in 2018. The Battle of Khasham. We've been at war with them since they fired those first shots 4 years ago.
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  417.  @kepcar  I think the better start would be to have a referendum over whether or not to kick Texas out of the Union. Forged in slavery & betrayal, since day 1 they never allied with anyone they didn't backstab in the end. And still the guardians of the Dixie ideal.
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  418. Everyone acts like Donald Trump is some unicorn anomaly. He isn't. Right now many of you have a boss who is trying to be just like him.
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  419. GOD DAMN YOU, DOJ. You silly twats would have let Benedict Arnold off the hook and run for office.
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  420. Mayor of Shark City decided to go for a swim. Poetry.
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  421. Guys like this are proof that the 19th Century South has illegally immigrated to the 21st Century Midwest.
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  422. Get off ma, Pa. You're crushing my smokes.
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  423. This joint may be the final bastion of the Eisenhower Republicans in a valiant Last Stand
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  424. lol, and KellyAnne's husband is one of the honchos of the Lincoln Project
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  425. Were I in Joe's shoes, I would want to go out with a bang. With the classified docs problem, there's opportunity to fix something badly in need of fixing, a precedent to be set long overdue, but it would take sacrifice: He should push his party to impeach and remove him for it. Hold your boos, and think about it. Once it's FINALLY been done for once, presidents can no longer be untouchable and faith restored.
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  426. Even Al-Qaeda didn't gripe that they were called out for their terrorism. But here we are, watching FOX news shamelessly defending and denying what even the Bin Laden bumkins wouldn't. They really think we owe them politeness and a seat at the table after all they have done.
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  427.  @adamarlem9863  Horse puckey. And don't be pedantic. You know what I meant. Wisdom with age is a myth. I'm old as balls and I feel dumber now than when I had a horse in the Working for a Living race. Wits dull. Hindsight takes precedence over what's in front of you. And we see it in the crusty, geriatric leadership of the Few ruling over the young Many in the misbegotten belief that they know best. That have not the perspective nor sharpness of eye to deal with exigent reality. The GOP leadership is pure lawful evil pandering to a chaotic evil base, but the DNC senior class is a tonedeaf chaotic neutral who refuse to read the room composed of their neutral good voters. Voters who the victims of not be allowed better options.
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  428. RUH-RUH-RUH-REEEEEEMIX!
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  429. Just a quick reminder: No one thinks the Russia collusion was a hoax, just that the special investigator said they couldn't prosecute. He's obviously still in debt up to his eyeballs to his Russian mega loansharks. Which means Vlad. Before any other foreign powers may have wanted to snoop those documents, Trump's debts to the Bratva Regime gave him first dibs.
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  430. So ya...thought ya....might like to....go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion...that space cadet glow I love the way they have Business Class suit and tie commissars keeping an eye on the crowd, making sure they stay on script. Way too many of them to just be the SS (Secret Service), unless his detail was assigned in Platoon strength.
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  431. They really need to fix the lock on the back door of the nut house
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  432. I would've supported him, but he never made clear his plan for the mid west Vampire vs Werewolf peace process.
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  433.  @wallaceshawn-zk8iw  “Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males." - Ted Kaczynski, Industrial Society & It's Future, published 1995
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  434. Not exactly my first choices for a Blue ticket. Nor 2nd. Or 3rd.... But hey, we got a gun to our heads this November, so it's Sophie's Choice Time
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  435.  @sutatsgen4496  But using precise words has power. We need to make sure the conversation doesn't revolve around the word "entitlement", it needs to revolve around the word "debt". Debt to us. And we're GOING to come for our money. F*ck them if they think they're keeping our money after borrowing it to buy expensive Raytheon gizmos from their donor friends.
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  436. Donald Trump has no business being in a position of freedom ever gain, much less authority. Might as well have made Bernie Madoff the Treasurer, Jeffrey Dahmer the Surgeon General, and Al Capone the AG.
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  437. While I'm all for getting back to work and flowing the dollars (to the people who actually work, not just sit around and collect millions in dividends on Daddy's trust fund), I'm not getting back to 'shopping' as a consumer until this bogus supply-chain excuse by major vendors to inflate prices is dealt with. Because most of the price gouging out there has diddly-squat to do with shipping. Just opportunistic money grabs. Drive less, buy less. Until they knock it off. Wallets still vote. And I'm voting against this fake Seller's Market.
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  438. Either commit to taking back America Or commit to more of the 4th Reich Get it over with already
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  439. Literally setting the US up to fail, dis-incorporate, and even if we stay whole, set China up as the economic master of the world, who will gleefully double the damage to make sure the US can never be a viable economic power again. All so they can chop up & reform parts of the US as a confederation of Dixie ethnostates. Something they learned in 1865 they can't do as long as America exists.
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  440. "This week in the Republican Party" should be an HBO series
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  441. Why are we talking like accepting the results are some sort of requirement, or even a right? You lose, you get no say. The end, now GTFO, loser.
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  442. The Comedy Roast of Greg Abbott. Hosted by Greg Abbott. *Cue Star Trek Fight Theme*
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  443. The Dukes tryin' to ruin lives over a $1 bet.
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  444. There are days where I think I'm either in the open beta of the matrix or we're in a giant social experiment, there is no democracy or government, these are all actors, and they just want to see what we will do by keeping him on the loose, to see if society will finally snap and just snuff him ourselves. The Pentavirate is pushing our buttons, watching as we either run out of patience waiting for justice, or start drinking the Kool Aid. Testing the limits of civil behavior in the face of absurdity and an increasing lack of Karmic payback, or seeing who sells out to Hydra.
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  445. There's one in the spotlight! He don't look right to me Get him up against the wall Against! The! Wall!
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  446. No, One man and a Child.
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  447.  @xenawolf  Aside from the children? F@CK YES it was their fault. They were adults who should have known better than to believe in magic. Especially from a Chaotic Evil wizard. If it weren't for the irresponsible, idiotic, and dangerous full grown adults cosplaying with these fools and giving them a following, they would be just another loonie on a street corner muttering insanity to themselves and not a congregation. Or the nation.
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  448. Lincoln was too forgiving to the Confederates. And before you say "But further recriminations would have meant we couldn't heal as a nation".....WE HAVEN'T HEALED. This malignancy has been nurtured and coddled since 1865. That's what happens when you only half-ass the job of removing a cancer.
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  449. Dude, you ARE Globalists, Viktor. How else to does one describe world domination plots by purge-fanboy oligarchs?
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  450. Mississippi may have taken a step forward, but Texas is Texas. Even Florida and Arizona can't win the World Heavyweight Treason belt from them. There's just no contenders.
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  451. Trump has 1-800-BAD-LWYR on speed dial. Operators are standing by.
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  452. In the words of Republicans: False. Flag. Attack. It's a Deeperer-state conspiracy by Colonel Sanders to provoke Christmas into war by invading Hanukkah
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  453. "Shut up, Meg." All I can say to her.
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  454. I mean, they place their bets that a senile, hypertensive 76 year old mega-fat man is going to live long enough to run in 2024 anyways. They never were good at reading the odds.
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  455. $20 and half a pack of Marlboros says it had an Andrew Anglin fanzine pasted inside it
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  456. Cruella De Vil Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you No evil thing will To see her is to Take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella De Vil The curl of her lips The ice in her stare All innocent children Had better beware She's like a spider waiting For the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil
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  457. Americans: The alt-right's treason is a source of unspeakable power and must be investigated Republicans: It will be investigated, I assure you. We have top men on it right now. Americans: Who? Republicans: Top. Men.
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  458. Never trust a Praetorian Guard to put the nation first.
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  459. They hit you because they love you
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  460.  @MinisterEvil  Ah, I see you are unfamiliar with domestic abuse awareness commercials
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  461. Reminds of when Stalin purged all the best officers before getting steamrolled by Ze Bliztkrieg Only this time its a deliberate military weakening, not political Don is setting us up to lose in a war his Senpai wants to start
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  462. Not gonna lie. Kari Lake's Onlyfans vids have great lighting effects. The racist grandma trope isn't my fetish, but the production values are top notch.
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  463. Religion of Peace, amirite? And no, I ain't talking about Islam
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  464. The problem is they have been mounting nonstop assauls on the very existence of ballot boxes.
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  465. I think there's a secret amendment to the constitution barring Jon from ever holding office after decades of his platoon doing a better job trilling the Capitol one at a time than thousands of Bubbas all at once. John Oliver walking the halls must've set off DEFCON alarm bells all over congress. Nothing must've been more terrifying for a Senator to hear than an intern saying "Sir, Jon Stewart is on Line 2 about an interview."
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  466.  @craigcorson3036  That kind of "either with us or against us" rhetoric is what creates Trump supporters when you try to drop an ultimatum in the first place
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  467. No wonder Republican candidates keep harping on being tough on crime. They keep getting mugged on stage.
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  468. It's not so much the spending so much as WHO'S PICKING UP THE TAB NOW thanks to Lindsey helping hook up his rich boy donors. Rich boy fed taxes in Trump Era: about $0 to $750 per year, a zillion ways to write off everything, no jail time for $Million tax fraud My fed taxes: $6160, about 2 ways to write off ANYTHING, would definitely go to jail for attempting $100 tax fraud
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  469. Looking at the Mother Jones maps, it's clear that rural America that these people are so proud of is the pill-poppin', skinny Juggalo walkin', gun violence n' lifted pickup truck robbin' center of the highest per-capita violent crime universe. Not "Chicago"
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  470. Who could've known that the #1 threat to the Dictator of Hungary is RuPaul.
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  471. Sadly, as a former Florida resident: I know the average Florida voter is not gullible...they just vote for demagogues who shout vile stuff for them so they don't have to face the consequences of shouting it out loud themselves.
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  472. And what's the deal with Airline food??
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  473. Brad looks like the guy I wouldn't ever sell Ammo to, because he's got "Mass Shooter" written all over him
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  474. The most tired, treadworn, boilerplate BS any Politician could say, packaged in a convenient bumper sticker or fortune cookie sized snippet
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  475. He hits you because he loves you, America. He hits you because he loves you.
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  476. I'm voting against another 4 years of a Fox News government Besides, I didn't see Rupert Murdoch on the ballot. Just his whores.
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  477. Bow to Leper Messiah
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  478. Speak to your kids about Conservatism....before someone else does. This is not normal. But on GOP, it is. Republican: Not even once. Please remember to spay and neuter your Republican kin. This has been a public service announcement of the Humane society.
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  479. Russia has been proclaiming themselves the salvation of the white race for two decades. They found a receptive audience in the US galvanized through an apparatchik POTUS, and WASP conservatives have decided they are on Team Russia ever since and never looked back.
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  480. JESUS. Bannon looks like Louie Anderson had a baby with Iggy Pop. Homeboy is haggard
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  481.  @sheilaboston7051  You raise a good point.
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  482. Undeniably. That the GOP could buy this guy to within 1% of winning is the biggest farce. That's the lesson they learned: they can try again with enough cash, and the odds say it'll work out no matter how awful sooner or later. And their most professional evil politicians are easy money. We need to worry about the Old Guard now..picture Dick Cheney debating Joe Biden. THAT'S a problem.
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  483. What they thought they were doing: Setting Kaitlin Collins up as the next 'big thing' now that Don Lemon and Cucker Carlson are gone. What they really did was feed her to a goblin. It was simply CNN doing what CNN does: believing they set the media tempo while never being able to read the room.
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  484. They need to stop wearing suits and skirts on Fox and just wear Wrastlin' banana hammocks and singlets. An honest statement about their level of class and dignity. Or NASCAR firesuits with patches, so we can see who's really paying them.
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  485. Good lord. And here I thought the GOP hit peak Coke Fiend level during the Reagan years.
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  486. I was gonna go with Nuclear War or Giant Asteroid, but stupid makes the top 10 I guess. Especially when some dumbfuck with the codes to the former thinks he can nuke a tropical storm
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  487. This is not the ASMR I was looking for. It's nighmare fuel
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  488. Young boys know right from wrong. Old men who vote for Trump know it too, they just don't care
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  489. Even Benedict Arnold would not serve in his Administration. And they have so, so many things in common
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  490.  @Roboticgladiator  Statistically unlikely. Prigozhin will probably be bumped off as a frienemy-threat by Vlad himself soon enough, Kiriyenko is a weakling yes-man who will fold like wet paper under pressure, Medvedev is a moron on par with Trump, which leaves one of the Patrushevs. Neither are quite nearly as powerful, sneaky, and murderous.
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  491. Sounded like Megan was trying a ParlerTrick
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  492. Argentina, apparently.
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  493.  @sydneyevans2637  Nothing I said even slightly implied they were. Just the old, crusty establishment dem's milquetoast attempts to placate a bully that keeps taking their lunch money by pretending they can be friends: 'Yeah, naw, I let him take my lunch money and beat me up. Such a kidder. But...you know....we're cool...'
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  494. Paul Ryan must be loving this pandemic. It may not be the end of Social Security and Medicaid he dreamed of, but boy is it cutting down on the number of people who will draw it. I mean, they had to fund those Rich Kid Tax Cuts somehow.
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  495. Methinks their real beef with Al Qaeda isn't what they did on 9/11...it's that conservatives didn't like the creativity of their competition
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