Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Casually Explained" channel.

  1. Jello Pudding' Pops
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  2.  @Frank_144  BRUH. Didn't you see Robocop? That was a TOURISM vid produced by the state Michigan designed to provide a little polish to the joint. You want to move to Couer D'alene, Idaho. It's a paradise. No churchy, gun waving tweakers and oxy addicts waving swastikas around every corner. At all. I swear.
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  3.  @johnv1186  You mean, like, shaving or waxing your junk? Because mine looks like an episode of Soul Train.
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  4. lol, as if Elon gives a shit about our 'permission' Get too sassy and his next project will be a clone army
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  5. I hear you can just pay for bots to co-op with. You could be ruthlessly shamed on your server if people realize you're botting, and may result in low pop or even empty servers, but who knows. They're getting better every patch.
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  6. You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.
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  7. They would still find a way to get there via Poland and the Ardennes
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  8. Boomer: Back in my day, we didn't have to pick a language at the start menu or require localization support. The players had to adapt to the game, as God programmed it. REEEEEEEEE!
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  9. Memes are only supposed to have a shelf life of 3 days anyways. If it lasts more than 3 days, its not a meme, it's a cringey subcultural zit that won't go away.
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  10. This is why I ride an eBike and a BMX. Because I get to piss EVERYONE off :)
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  11.  @leotard2536  And we are the chosen nemesis of the Chad Cyclist. They get on forums and say we go too fast and should have to have a license and registration (motor electronically locked at 20mph, but they go by at 30 mph like they're showing you up), and whenever you stop for EVERY stop sign, they can't resist rolling up with that exhausted, braindead, I-just-blew-past-every-stop-sign look on their face and saying "that's cheating", because they have this fantasy that we respect them or their opinions on any level
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  12. The most environmentally conscious straw: Just using the GODDAMN face hole you were born with. I dunno what kind of straws Cavemen used to derive nourishment from their Big Gulps before Bloomberg nuked them, but they must have been pretty Eco Friendly
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  13. I don't have room in my 2 bedroom simulation for 6 billion people. And I certainly don't have enough virtual toilet paper. Things are going to get itchy around here.
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  14. Ikea and Asian grocery stores are your friend. When I kicked my 20 year old out...er, helped him and his GF get on their feet with their first place, $200 bought him an entire kitchen, and another $100 filled the cupboards and fridge Gotta love those cases of instant Pho and questionable produce
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  15. When you start admiring the hobo junkie's tents behind your overpriced shanty shack, and realize they still have their shit more together than you do, it's time to join the Army and put all this Adulting horse shit off for another 4-6 years while you live the frat life and get paid for it
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  16.  searcher  You had terrible battle buddies
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  17. Retire early but "meh" or retire normally but loaded with cash? I retired at 42, so all I can say about the last 4 years of living on about $50k per year without working is..... HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING, SON. Get you some Jet Skis, eBikes, a sick pickup, and all the badass crap you'll never enjoy when you're 65 and rolling to Arizona in a Winnebago every winter. Traffic can go fuck itself, you never have to wait in lines when you go grocery shopping at 11 AM, and you can just wake up any damn morning and say "You know what, I'm going to on vacation to Mexico today. Because I can." It's hard work, but somebody's gotta live the dream for the rest of you.
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  18. Ah. Now I know where I've met this guy before. He's every Portlandia bartender I've ever had.
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  19. Little known fact: Tipping was invented in the 80's after the war on drugs as a way of encouraging waitresses to have bigger boobs. Before that we just left a rail of coke on the ticket and a razor blade to make their workday more bearable. It was a more civilized time.
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  20. Ask yourself a simple question: When you look at an animal, can you tell if it has the Wild Kingdom equivalent of Downs Syndrome? Probably not. Therefore I conclude that all shark attacks are the result of upper developmentally disabled sharks biting things normal sharks won't The equivalent of licking a window, if you will.
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  21. 900 people can only afford the 2 Wipe Chucks. Shop Kroger. The offbrand you can trust.
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  22. What's 1337 Speak??
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  23. I was in an accelerated Nursing program and worked the field. As a male. The bad news: you're not about to step into the Playboy mansion. The good news: you're going to getting hit on. A lot. The worst news: When you say 'no thanks', you're about to get Mean Girled. You're stepping into hostile territory that doubles down once you enter the workforce. From the faculty to other students, to coworkers and head nurses: You're a quaint oddity that is about to get shit on every day of your life, a life of wiping shit off of your resident patients. Expect no seniority or advancement. It's a womans world, and they have no problem telling you so.
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  24. And a new belt. And little brother. Be careful what you wish for.
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  25. Downvoted for great justice
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