Comments by "stubones" (@stubones) on "TheStraightPipes" channel.

  1. To be pedantic the M5 is not the direct competition for the E63S but the M5 Competition Pack is. Competition Pack is like AMG’s S. Technically the M5 goes up against the E63. Pedantic ‘eh? 😂
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  2. Why bother? For the money you could buy a 1 or 2 year old car and get a lot more car for your money once the original buyer has suffered the depreciation..... "I pity the fool.........who buys a new Micra" LOL
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  3. BMW didn't design the M5 to scream and shout for a reason. It's an executive saloon, not a child's toy.
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  4. BTW the M5 is supposed to be subtle. If they wanted the exhaust note to be shouty they would have done it.
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  5. Yawnnn. That joke was lame long before you tried and failed to be vaguely original.
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  6. Why so slow with so much power?
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  7. Do you seriously expect a new M5 (and 5 series) to look that different from it's predecessor?? SWhy would it? However if you actually see the F10 and F90 side by they do look noticeably different. No M5 has ever screamed it's capabilities from the roof tops, it's supposed to be understated so that doesn't you the motoring world is your oyster. If really want a M5 though, you could choose some M Performance parts or maybe some third party tuner.
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  8. All those little bicycle riders whining about this car, A: you can't afford a decent car anyway and B: this car will easily out sell all it's rivals. BMW laughs in your silly faces LOL
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  9. Samuel Fernandes why do you care? You can’t afford any of them anyway. These SUVs are how sportscar makers survive to bring us the awesome cars they make. Without the Cayenne Porsche would probably have gone bankrupt so no GT3s etc.
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  10. Great videos guys. I reckon the 760Li is pretty much a Rolls Royce Wraith Black Badge on a “budget”. Sort of. Budget is obviously relative :)
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  11. You can regard tech as spoiling everything. I'd rather not have an ox cart when I'm spending my money in 2018.
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  12. Nuhan Hidayat you’re a bit of a clueless idiot. Harris Monkey rules. These guys are cool too.
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  13. Then it's obviously an error 'ey ;)
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  14. tykszeto and yet they have less variants than Mercedes which people don’t complain about. Added to that, unlike BMW, Mercedes makes trucks, buses, vans and pick ups as well mainstream passenger cars and AMG products. It’s ridiculous to suggest that Bmw would drop its quality standards by offering more models. Only internet bullshitism perpetuates the unreliability myths and lies.
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  15. It looks like a motoring moustache 😂 👍
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  16. or just buy a low mileage 2 year old car and get more for your money. Why even bother spending £7k on a basic shitbox?
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  17. TheStraightPipes attainable dream car: Used F90 M5. Dream dream car: McLaren 720S.
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  18. Please get the horsepower figures correct. It is 625hp/ps or 617bhp officially. Unofficially it's over 650hp. Great review :)
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  19. Don't forget the Alpina B5 Touring... As fast AWD wagons go it's got to be in the mix.
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  20. Sorry to burst your three line bubble but the 2 line E63S AMG is the one to have ;) I would not feel inferior to an S class driver if I owned an E63S 😀
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  21. The bottom line is not to get the Merc if you're a mature adult (one who can actually afford a car like these LOL)
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  22. That's exactly what I did :)
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  23. That was great :) You know you can buy an older car if you want to keep driving manual... :)
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  24. That Maybach is the epitome of vulgarity.
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  25. X3M Competition. No other SUV has a prayer of gracing my fantasy garage 😂
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  26.  @thewaywardson2962  no it’s the opposite. It’s a BMW underneath.
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  27. I’d take the Resl cybertruck killer… the Rivian.
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  28. They need hundreds of millions in investment and no one is going to invest that in a "dinosaur juice" car manufacturer at this point, sadly. Alpina would have to switch to EV for investors to get interested.
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  29. Battle of the giant grills ;) I'd take the M car all day. It drives beautifully.
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  30. It's funny how all the hysteria over diesel hasn't made it's way to the manufacturers. Audi has even made their new S models diesel, despite many German cities starting or planning to roll out diesel bans from cities. It's a wierd situation.
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  31. I'm not going to fault manufacturers for making cars like this. BMW has sold over 250000 X6 units. However I'd never buy one. I'd buy the odd numbered version. ie the X3 or X5.
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  32. Congrats guys.
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  33. Yep and it's got warp speed too :)
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  34. Not for adults in the real world. With Vanta black absorbing up to 97% of light do you realise how hot the surface of the vehicle will get in the sun? I have a "normal" black 3 series and on a hot summer's day the the car is too hot to touch. A Vanta black X6 in the sun will take your skin off. Added to that it could cause engine overheating and the air con will work over time just to keep you cool. It's a "cool" LOL concept but it's not practical.
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  35. Your definition of “dream car” is a bit suspect 😂 I’d never dream of owning any of these vehicles at any price.
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  36. Yeets McGee did I say anything about what people can spend their money on? Hell, you probably drive some awful American car but you love it 😂
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  37. It has 553lbs/ft not 535. Same numbers, wrong order ;)
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  38. 😂 that thumbnail 👍
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  39. This Supra should have been fitted with the M3/M4 engine and come with 450hp as standard.
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  40. The M5 and M8 (and M850i) REALLY need a 21" wheel option. The 20" wheels really are on the threshold of looking a little small.
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  41. BMW should be defunded for charging a subscription fee to use your heated seats. Its the most disgusting thing I've seen a manufacturer do.
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  42. It’s certainly not the fastest car in the world but it is one of the best cars on the planet for going fast!
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  43. TheStraightPipes I knew you were going to say that 😂 I guess “the fastest production car around the Nordschleife” is too long a title ;)
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  44. TheStraightPipes check the torque figure you quoted and then correct it :)
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  45. Colin Clement most of them idiot. Oh wait, did the Internet reee at you, telling you that BMW is unreliable and then you regurgitate that drivel like a good little boy? 😂
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  46. I love the M5 but at a glance this particular car could be a 520D in M sport trim.
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  47. I think it needs more torque 😂
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  48. It’s way better looking than the Merc. What are you guys smoking? 😂 great video fellas.
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  49. Most old men would 😂
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  50. The M850i is a stunning car but but but: it’s not a rival for a 911 and it’s more expensive, less powerful and less practical than a new M5. I know it’s the current brand flagship but I don’t see how Bmw can justify charging more money for it than the M5 when all it offers over the M5 is subjective style. The M8, when it’s released, is a different matter.
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