Comments by "" (@dpelpal) on "Anders Puck Nielsen" channel.

  1. Recently a man was investigated by the russian police during a putin rally. The man said, "Putin gave me the happiest childhood you could ever have!" The policeman looked at him and said "You're 60, putin wasn't president when you were a child!" The man looked at him and said "yes! He wasn't there, this is why I had a happy childhood!"😂
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  2. I'm still laughing at Putin screaming his KYIV IN THREE DAYS! 😂😂😂
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  3. Putin meets with his top General Putin: Did you take Kyiv? General: No Putin: Did you take Kharkiv, Kherson, Odessa? General: No. Putin: Well what did you take then in Ukraine?! General: Three washing machines, a toilet, and 2 fur coats! 😂
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  4. Love your videos Anders, they're so informative. 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦
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  5. Putin to General: Did you take Kyiv in three days? General: No. Putin: Did you take Kherson, Odessa, Kharkiv? General: No. Putin: Well then, what did you take in Ukraine?! General: Three washing machines, two toilets, and a fur coat! 😂
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  6. Last week Putin threatened to nuke a McDonald's because they got his value meal order wrong😂 Russia is nothing more than a joke at this point lol
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  7.  @bogdanobradovic7621  Like when putin screamed "Kyiv in THREE DAYS!" and the russian army turned out to be the joke of the world? :face-purple-crying:
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  8. After 2 years and 450000 casualties, Rusha' cant even capture 15% of the second poorest country in Europe. Thats not winning, thats losing in slow motion🤷‍♀️
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  9. All I know is that the entire rushn' military is now a complete joke worldwide😂
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  10.  @goenzoy712  Probably lots more people laughing at what a joke the rushn' army is lol. They can't win at this point....Rusha is losing in slow motion.
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  11. Even if it was solvable, the chances of the russian military solving the problem would be less than zero😂
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  12. ​ @boxingsense3459  Oh yes comrade and the MOSKVA still sails as well!!!😂
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  13. Im still laughing at what a joke the russian army turned out to be. Id call them a paper tiger but thatd be insulting to both paper and tigers😂😂😂
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  14. Yet the entire world is laughing at the Rushin' military😂😂😂😂
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  15. ​ @jmjones7897  With russia's lack of indoor plumbing and toilets, the s*** is everywhere😂😂😂😂
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  16.  @ИринаЛукьяненко-ь3ъ  I think you need to watch less Solyvyov. I'm Russian and live in Samara. We cannot win.
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  17. Tiny Ukraine didnt even have an army 4 years ago. And they have brought Rusha' to its knees.😂
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  18. Russia's military is the biggest joke on the planet. KYIV IN THREE DAYS! 😂
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  19. "Losing to Ukraine" is the new normal in russia🤣
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  20.  @goenzoy712  Not if you're in Rusha' and watching Solyvyov all day:face-purple-crying:
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  21. Rushn' military is a total joke lol.
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  22. Russia has lost this war. The entire planet is now laughing at the Rushin' army😂
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  23. Russia just joined Venezuela in P-OPEC.... Previously Oil Producing and Exporting Countries. 😂😂😂
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  24. @Boota1979 He did say it. I'm Russian. He said it in a speech to the Duma on on February 21st, 2022.
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  25. If russia spent 60,000 men and 12 months to take Bakhmut, I don't think they can survive another such success😂
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  26. He's gonna take KYIV IN THREE DAYS! :face-purple-crying:
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  27. Both America and Russia have a border crisis. The difference is that people want to get into America, and OUT of russia😂😂😂😂😂
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  28. Rusha' cant escalate. Their army is a joke and their country is too poor. Sorry for the bitter truth lol.
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  29. @user873kak I'm still laughing about him screaming "Kyiv in 3 days"😂😂😂
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  30.  @Triple_J.1  I think people mostly iust laugh at the russian army and what a joke they've become🤣
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  31. Zelensky was a comedian. He turned Russia into one big joke🤣
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  32. At this point the russian army is the joke of the world. They can't even take 15% of the poorest country in Europe😂😂😂
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  33. ​ @vasilispatsalidis5683  I'm one of the ones that realizes that Russia is a total joke.😂
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  34. If only the russian army could fight as well as the russian bots think they can. Russia is a joke military at this point lol:face-blue-smiling:
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  35. Zelenski is a comedian, and he certainly turned russia into a joke😂
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  36. ​ @traumvonhaiti  Western navies aren't a joke like the russian navy, and aren't staffed by drunken baffoons😂
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  37.  @TheMrCougarful  Not even nuclear weapons can help the russian military, it's such a complete joke lol
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  38. What do you expect from a country without toilets😂
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  39. And laughable lol. Last week putin threatened to nuke a McDonald's for getting his value meal order wrong:face-blue-smiling:
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  40.  @haakoflo  Rusha has lost half the land they had in 2022 and the entire world is laughing at the Rushn' army.
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  41. ​ @NDJ1978  Rushin' military has been turned into worldwide joke😂
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  42. I am Russian, live Samara. Many in my country known the war to be losed. But there is low level of education in Russia, poverty.🤷🏼‍♀️
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  43. ​ @boxingsense3459  I think that's how russia lost all of Kherson and Kharkiv😂😂😂😂
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  44. I think they stripped the parts out of most of their nuclear in the 1990s and sold them on ebay to get food money😂😂😂
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  45.  @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT  Yet Rusha' has 50% less land in Ukraine today than in August 2022. Russia is losing in slow motion. You can't be negative in terms of land captured and expect to win a war. It cannot happen.
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  46.  @HagenKocksch  I think most poeple are just laughing at what a joke the Rushn' military is lol
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  47. ​ @vasilispatsalidis5683  It doesn't take too much information to know what a joke the Rushn' army is😂😂😂
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  48. ​ @goenzoy712  Russia cant even take 10% of the second poorest country in Europe after losing 500,000 men. 😂😂😂😂
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  49. ​ @mufinsp0 Russia hasn't even taken half the Donbass, and not one capital city. After 2 years. After losing 500,000 men. Not to mention the entire planet laughing at their "army"😂😂😂
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  50. Russia will continue to be the biggest joke army on the planet😅
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