Comments by "HunterShows" (@HunterShows) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. They would, but they forgot how to pass such funding.
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  2. They saw right through that disguise; his hair was much too short.
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  3. 13 years later, the comparisons are there.
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  4. Keep it up. That sand isn't going to watch itself.
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  5. You don't realize just how hot a Popemobile can get!
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  6. I think I know why. It was all the factors at play.
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  7.  @si91  The first one.
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  8. It's a splashy story.
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  9. Woah, what does that mean, dark soul?
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  10. I agree, uh...certainly this gentleman that you mention, uh...needs our trust and support now more than ever.
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  11. The need to make advertisements showing people enjoying the drink with khlav kalash or it will never take off.
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  12. A lot of issues are at play here.
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  13. Ah, that flew over me. I thought "oh it's an old video."
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  14.  @Tjalve70  The comparisons are there.
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  15. I'm sorry, God intended for us to be kept in the dark until we figure it out for ourselves.
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  16. Always looking down on the people that don't vote like they lack the capacity to understand.
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  17. Ahh, The Onion was great.
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  18. This is a parody of them as if they were not ashamed of who they discriminate against.
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  19. There are a lot of factors at play.
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  20. I wish the real news was like this.
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  21. So, about that all skin meal...
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  22. My comment was removed by the independent arbiter. The arbiter is Google.
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  23. What's El Salvor?
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  24. "Scientists predict humans will develop new hole for sex by 2800"
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  25. No nelly, niggardly niggling n(censored by Google) know (n sound) nachos need not negate N. Nay!
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  26. Here in Octopad Province Sector H we know better than to let fake news get the best of us.
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  27. What's this world coming to when you can't call a Jew whore a Jew whore?
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  28. It's just like On'Del Brown to try to get out of his sentence for resisting arrest and battery on a police officer.
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  29. Surely the exact same guys won't be in power 8 years lat- oh never mind.
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  30. Hmm, I don't know. I'm holding out for Onion+.
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  31. Yeah, the humor mostly was overwhelmed by creepiness.
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  32. I think this year's presidential candidates should run on a platform of blowing The Silver Horn.
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  33. I agree. This uh...gentleman you mentioned, I think he does a fine job.
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  34.  @robertjenkins6132  It's very sad. Their years old stuff is so good.
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  35. So many factors at play here.
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  36. Jews?? Who said anything about Jews? It's grabblers we need to watch out for.
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  37.  @takdekejelagibagus  Do the others! It's not possible for us to decipher.
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  38. No. Future generations will "need" this pornography. For uh, research. Yeah.
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  39. Eh, history rhymes.
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  40. The comparisons are there.
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  41. Reminds me of the kid that shit all over that reporter's story on tv.
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  42. I love Clifford Banes.
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  43. Don't forget "Del Monte."
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  44. And they didn't even mention that. They suggested AOL somehow took over. In 2005?
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  45. I feel like this would have been better as a news program with commentators sarcastically debating it. Santa just creepy.
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  46. Ah-so.
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  47. Some Onion level news.
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  48. He will have if he does.
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  49. Pretty much the iPad.
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  50. Really? Make that title and announce it for 5 seconds, that is all we get?
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