Comments by "Mat S" (@mats7492) on "LastWeekTonight" channel.

  1. The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky
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  2. The USA is a third world country, just wearing fancy military gear
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  3. meanwhile in my country (germany) every felon gets the right to vote without question. but here you can vote by letter, so that makes it easier!Youre not a democratic republic if you barr citizens from voting!
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  4. "dont go out and meet people" .. Me: " so everything as usual, huh!"
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  5. if you are still supporting this man-child of a president by now, you are either willfully ignorant or just insane. Period!
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  6. most americans wouldnt even know that lichtenstein is a real country
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  7.  @tiandao8503  that’s doesn’t mean a fucking thing
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  8. who is "you"..some morons on the internet isnt an entire generation...
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  9. Hes a typical tech bro.. He thinks Musk is a genius.. thats all i need to know about this guy
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  10. The US is a failed state.. always has been.. a country planned by slaveowners to be ruled by slaveowners
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  11.  @weatherwaxusefullhints2939  Didi you even watch the video?
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  12. germany is doing more than fine.. 15.000 people are being shot every year in the us.. so getting lectured from there is a bit of a joke!
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  13.  @Drakyry  trump is a wannabe dictator.. he loves dictatorships and hates the fact that the usa isnt one!
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  14. And 60% of us (including me) have to wear glass in front of our eyes cause our heads don’t have the right dimensions for our eye design to work properly .. Humans are a failure
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  15. freedom of movement, cleaner invironment, protection of workers rights, single market that benefits EU-citizens (yes, it does)... and of course 70 years of peace in europe.. never happened before and wouldnt happen without the EU! Its got flaws, major ones, but getting rid of it would be catastrophic for europe and most likely end in new european wars...
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  16. Ids have pictures on them (sometimes finger prints on a chip) and you have to sign contracts and legal documents in person.. simple as that
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  17. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! - Ian Malcolm
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  18. Hundreds of thousands still die of the flu every year... in poor countries...it’s still a very dangerous disease
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  19. Isn’t it strange, how every problem in the US comes down to racism… One could think it was designed as a racist country… Naaaa, that can’t be it
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  20. first lady is a dr pepper junkie
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  21. "Hey... sugartits, you wanna go to.. church with me?"
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  22. plot twist: football and soccer fields are almost the same size and europeans use soccer fields to visualize too
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  23. That is simply not true... so much wrong with your statement... i dont know if you made that up or read is on some conspirancy site but there is no universal EU-wide identification number.. not even nationwide! btw. a lot of europeans have neither a driving licence nor a credit card and there are people born before the EU was a thing! So your "tip" for checking the birth certificate is entirely mute! Ffor my country, germany, i can tell you you with absolute certainty that there is NO database of all citizens combined anywhere as this would violate the law!
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  24. He just wanted to kill someone.. it’s that easy...
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  25. And people claimed, Biden was left wing.. he’s a right winger!
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  26. Jim Crow never ended, it just had a name change!
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  27.  @williamolsen8464  Thats the dumbest comment ive read in a long time!
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  28. @Magnus Johanson Its not. Get fucked. From a german!
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  29. he never even said that Lula is better, just that he is more popular which is the truth!
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  30. easy maths...
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  31. Im Voting by mail and have for 10 years now.. no problem here in Germany
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  32. Well at least goebbels had the decency to kill himself...
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  33. vealck they’re not.. cause the country was never planned and designed as such...
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  34. How do people that are so naive have so much money?
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  35. he wants war cause his buddies in the military-industrial complex told him that 7 wars arent enough!
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  36. if you make compliments and she or he doesnt like it.. stop!
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  37. This so dumb, i love it!
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  38. Woman are seen as birth containers and that’s it in the eyes of these people.. it’s seriously insane
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  39. „If they’re homeless, they should just buy an apartment“… A conversation IVE actually had with someone in LA… He himself owns 6(!) houses and only lives in one of them The rest is just vacant and only investment
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  40. and still you're here to watch it.. no one forced you.. so you can kindly fuck off...
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  41. you saw right there why this is different.. this isnt just about 2 candidates...
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  42. The song is the most new Yorkish thing I’ve seen…
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  43. MrUnseen that’s not entirely correct.. history is woven into other topics, even in elementary school... they’re definitely learning about history in 3rd and 4th Garde
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  44. still waiting for anyone to produce evidence for statues of nazi figures or monuments in public places in germany.. tip.. there arent any. there are monuments for the fallen soldiers.. that an entire different thing as they dont glorify anything, rather the opposite
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  45. stevenp25100 classic right-winger cop out... guess what.. I live in a federal republic too.. and we still don’t have a Slave holders invention like the electoral colleges.. being a republic and being a TRUE representative democracy are not mutually exclusive..
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  46. ohh japan.. never change.. never change
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  47. trumps incompetence when it comes to ANYTHING is unparalleled
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  48. Here in Germany, the Supreme Court has term and age limits.. maximum of 12 years on the court and with age 65, you’re out... ( strangely, demanded by the US after WWII) having someone in political office for life is just a stupid idea.. The US is basically a failed state...designed by slave holders to be ruled by slave owners.. it would work perfectly.. if we still had slavery and people without any rights... no major reforms in 250 years and that’s where we are now...
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  49. Dick Wolf looks like Harvey Weinstein
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  50. juan bautista tirini BUUUT THATS COMMUNISM!111!
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  51. tommyt1971 they already do
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  52. Dueling is illegal Stand your ground is legal.. US logic!
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  53. Vsevolod Kovalenko but everyone has an ID anyway.. a national or even state ID in the US doesn’t exist...
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  54. You’re not in a traffic jam.. YOURE the Traffic jam!
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  55.  @thewolfbloodwarrior8788  Glass dildos are already widely available
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  56. Us justice system is so fucked up..
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  57.  @Jinzoningen  Not in the US cause every politician is corrupt! It works well in other countries!
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  58. Jones is well known to be a drug user..
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  59. he probably thinks the paris agreement only apllies to the city of paris!
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  60. BOSCH= german company for household appliences and other electronic devices!
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  61. there was.. in 1915!
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  62. its not.. muslims are less than 5% of EU population...
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  63. you dont know much about the Eu, do you? The Eu made workers rights mandatory for all member states.. Some had them before, some didnt. Wait, what will happen in the UK, once they're out. All the rights will be gone very soon...
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  64. "Using as much bullshit right-wing rhetoric as possible in one segment" with Mark Hyman
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  65. the us-presidents needs a relative to stop him from possibly destroying the planet.. how absurd is that..
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  66. Lord Buckethead for PM!
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  67. Dickensheetz sounds like a porn name..
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  68. even nixon had the class to step down....
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  69. The US is a failed state
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  70. 12:25 how are all these "crimes" not committed in florida?
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  71. The US needs to take a look at other countries recycling programs. The EU just banned single use plastic altogether
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  72. Its amazing with how much crativity humans find new ways to fuck up our one and only planet
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  73. you have to bend down anyway to either, put the sock on the slider or, put the sock slider down on the floor!
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  74.  @jimwilliams4532  where did i say that? nice stawman youre building there.. are you a bit stupid?
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  75. giving your kids cocaine was actually common in the early 20th century..
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  76. Brazilians have taken over the comments! Just a hint: Complaining about this segment in portuguese doesnt really make sense on an american show! PEOPLE CANT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMMENTS!
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  77. in my country, robocalls are entirely banned!
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  78.  @maximusflame884  you dont understand evolution. thanks for proving his point!
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  79. So Boeing actively killed people... How are they not being shut down right now?
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  80. THE GOP ACTUALLY pays people to protest, so they assume everyone else does the same.. projection!
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  81. the police is a state funded, armed-to-the-teeth gang by now!
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  82. Backpfeifengesicht is an actual expression in german.. you know who has one? DONALD J. TRUMP!
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  83.  @ArnabBasak89  there were no maltese before the italians came there
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  84. Im so glad that getting health care is a non-issue in my country…. Religious extremists pushing themselves into everything is so American…
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  85. Well apparently 90% of the problems in the US today go back to reagan.. he really fucked up this country
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  86. the death penalty is inhumane by deafult!
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  87. Americans and their fetish for race never fails to amaze me..
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  88. Third world country wearing a gucci belt...
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  89. I know for a fact that Blake Lively doesnt shit...
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  90. Dr. Phil is on Fox News? Shame..
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  91. gullible people.. they take advantage of that.. its disgusting
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  92. who the fuck flagged this?
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  93. Too much money-making opportunities in the health-care market.. its sooo painfully obvious
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  94. Who tf is bad bunny?
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  95. Why would ANYONE even hire Guiliani as their lawyer...
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  96. americans vote with a pencil? WHAT? But voting by mail might be fraudulent....The US is a joke!
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  97. classic republican view "save the baby.. but once its out.. fuck them"
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  98. You want a dictatorship? Vote Bolsonaro! But dont cry for help when they come for you!
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  99. Marcus Tulius Cicero „Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos“.. Simpson’s were spot on with that episode
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  100. communists? In Brazil? Get out of the sun!
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  101. meh, NJ is already fucking dreadful..
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  102. Is it… peach?
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  103. To even think that banning sex work would be successful just disregards 10.000 years of human history
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  104. This "we gotta create jobs at all costs " - festish needs to stop asap
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  105. I’d love to.. but I’m 34 and in Germany... so no vaccine until September or October for me
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  106. And some people claim that Biden is a progressive..lol
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  107.  @azzyboi420  Cause cancer can just be trained away, huh?
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  108. make copies and give the originals back... case closed
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  109. I’ve never even seen a medical bill, let alone paid one.. Just european thins
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  110. i other words.. The US is broken beyond repair.. reboot needed!
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  111. These Karens will say that watching their kids is the librarians job..
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  112. Stop kink—shaming the owl
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  113. The great reset.. it’s been long confirmed!
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  114. amazing what americans consider as a house .. where i live half of these "houses" wouldnt even qualify to be called a cardboard box
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  115. The US is about to become a fascist christian-fundamentalist dictatorship ..
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  116. As a german the whole concept of homeschooling is entirely wild to me.. i
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  117. He was clearly bullshitting you @CiriOfcentra-eq4kq 
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  118. Most people are idiots. letting idiots teach their own kids will just produce even more idiots! @CiriOfcentra-eq4kq 
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  119. a banana is yellow.. well, he isnt wrong..
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  120. Fuck Nazis! Fuck Bolsonaro!
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  121. Rick Rolled IRL!!!!
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  122. We had police officers in school in Germany too.. Unarmed ones that explained traffic rules to us on 2 days of the year in elementary
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  123. Doesnt matter where.. Conservatives make everything worse.. always
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  124. so, do i get the tastitos now?
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  125. Who in their right mind would think that Nk would be stupid enough to shoot a nuke a the US and get about 200 nukes in return, obliterating their whole country from the face of the earth. These threats are their attempt to stop the US from invading their country.. They've seen what happened in Iraq and Lybia...
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  126. EAT THE RICH!
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  127. these old, creepy old men make my blood boil! Id bet my life, Hatch molested woman as well.
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  128. People are like sheep.. letting the media make them insane.. pasta is sold out everywhere here.. what do People expect? Zombies?
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  129. Idiots always vote against their own interests. thats why the poor people of the US voted for Trump!
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  130. drained the swamp, replaced it with acid!
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  131. Student loans? stares in european
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  132. Mitch McConnell uses the N-word in private.. Anyone wanna bet against me on that?
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  133. Jewish people laughing about trump making fun of asylum seekers have a very short memory.. tens of thousands of Jewish refugees were refused entry into the US from nazi Germany and its occupied regions.. most of them were murdered....
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  134. People in th US come up with nonsense like this cause they are treated like children when it comes to booze.. "Uhh, under 21, no alcohol!.. after 2am.. No alcohol!.. drinking on the street.. prohibited!" Repression and prohibition just doesnt work!
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  135.  @gnranger  Youve never been outside the US, huh? US nightlife is downright boring and subpar! Even in major cities! In other countries, good parties START at 2am! People in the US just go to bars to get blackout drunk, cause they know you get kicked out at 1.30am! Cant even really talk or dance/have fun! And medical reasons? Sure, meanwhile you can eat a grease-dripping comically large burger at age 5! Fake-christian Puritans afraid of letting adults be adults, thats why americans are treated like kids, when it comes to alcohol!
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  136. „Just USA things“
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  137. Hitlers party and hitler himself were democratically elected by the german people and the german parliament .. just saying
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  138. Not only NZ has that model, Germany has it as well
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  139. #boycottqatar2022
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  140. a 2 year old alone in front of a court.. how is that legal?
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  141. voting by mail has been done for decades and is problem free where im from.. but we are also voting on a sunday and can vote by mail up to two weeks in advance... whats the problem with paper? i dont get the need for electronic voting devices.. i dont mean punch cards and other nonsense.. a cross made with a pen on a piece of paper is the only thing you need! never needs updates or new technology! And if you suspect voting fraud, counting the votes is a public event and everyone can attend it themselves! its been like this for decaces here...why is all this such an issue in the US?
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  142. Sodomy? He wants to make anal sex illegal i bet
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  143. Legal Assisted suicide is what’s needed
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  144. Restaurant Food in the US is already so expensive.. It’s cheaper in Europe and they can still pay their staff.. It’s the owners greed…
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  145. My grandfather fought for Nazi Germany.. Was he a Nazi? No. But his actions were still wrong... History is the past. And the past belongs in a museum, displayed in the proper context.
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  146. in my country, this fake-independant contractors thing is downright illegal!
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  147. Cops armed with military gear entering homes and killing people without consequences .. sounds like a police state
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  148. This is what happens when you have a white surpremacist as President...
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  149. MLK was actually a socialist.. nobody in school told you that!
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  150. Jim Crow never went away..
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  151. Google „Donald Trump and 1970s housing discrimination… „
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  152. That the wall itself can be used to get down on the other side is the pinnacle of irony.. this whole presidency is nothing but a massive scam
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  153. I pay less than 5k A YEAR for my health insurance in germany with no co pays, no deductibles.. no nothing.. an im in the highest cost bracket! ONE ambulance ride can cost you up to 10k in the US! A country with a defence spending of 800 BILLION Dollars a year surely has enough money to give its people healthcare! Imagine that, in the USA youre required BY LAW to have car insurance (if you own one, obviously) , otherwise youre breaking the law, meaning cars in the US are treated better than at least 23 million americans! Thats insane!
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  154. Volkswagen using forced Labour...... seems familiar
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  155. in all honesty.. these people have mental issues and should get treatment.. thats not normal anymore..
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  156. i never want to have a medical problem in the US.. seems like the middle ages
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  157. federal states bidding each other for life saving medical supplies.. free market fails to benefit society.. AGAIN!
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  158. Seem to be a US problem.. Selling with a profit is already illegal in Europe and will get you a letter from a lawyer..
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  159. The concept of „school lunch debt“ will never be crazy to me
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  160. Dont you dare talk shit about In-N-Out
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