Youtube comments of (@aBadWizard).

  1. I was actually cheering Charlie on as he figured out roads in Ireland function exactly as they do in the USA, (4 lane highway = 2 lanes in each direction) and everybody driving along on the right side was just going the wrong way 🤣 🤣
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  2. Imagine they weren't wrong about the lack of priors, and he's just been lying the entire time about the prison sentence 😂
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  3. Joe learning about drugs with such an innocent mindset has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time 🤣
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  4. I have a crazy idea. Can we just criminalize the things that we don't want Tik Tok doing? That way we can protect American citizens from violations of their privacy in the name of profit.
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  5. Hades 2 is my most anticipated. Hopefully they included a co-op mode this time! Hades is 1 of my top 3 games I wish had co-op compatability!
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  6. Basically "give your money to people who have earned your money"
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  7. You don't ACCIDENTALLY provide yourself with all of those highly specific legal loopholes without a reason.
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  8. Seems like he simply got tired of trash. Irl and in the gaming industry.
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  9. ​ @IsraTheBlack  Nearly every company with a beloved game from decades ago qualifies
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  10. 10:02 THIS IS THE REGULATION WE NEED. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HOLD COMPANIES ACCOUNTABLE FOR LYING TO THE PUBLIC IN THEIR ADVERTISING. WTF?
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  11. The protagonist is bisexual? ... are you not the protagonist? Are you not controlling the protagonist? Are you sure it's not just you?
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  12. ​ @cecilyerker  no no, you're missing the point. Get rid of Trump and run somebody worthwhile for the country.
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  13. Came here to say this lmao
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  14. He appears to be successful. Idk what he's supposed to have succeeded at, but he sure looks the part!
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  15.  @PandabrockenDe  so, what's your excuse for a SCOREBOARD to take so long to implement? At least this guy is trying to give them some credit in his made- up excuse 🤣
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  16. Y'all are acting like his parents didn't raise him to be like this. This is the parents fault. Why was their son not prepared for life on his own? Edit: I was very tired when I typed this, and forgot to add the likelihood that school failed him as well.
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  17. ​ @valith1937  that is literally evidence. If people presume he committed suicide, they wouldn't likely look anywhere else seriously for the true culprit. All it takes is a basic comprehension of the English language to know that the guy who wasn"t suicidal did not commit suicide in the middle of the most defining moment of his entire life. We, as a society, have acknowledged that the non-suicidal man was murdered by the people his testimony threatened the most. Now we just need a real investigation in order to discover who murdered John Barnette, and who ordered the hit.
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  18. Facts
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  19. ​ @valith1937  also, I love how you're presuming he actually killed himself with no evidence to make that ruling. Well done, hypocrite 😂
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  20. How does that first bot have 5 likes? Who are these people, and who gave them access to the internet?
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  21. ​ @anonisnoone6125  it can't, but somebody else stealing your copy's silhouette and throwing on a new coat of paint gets a biiiiit shady.
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  22. If you don't suspect psychedelics played a massive role in the vast majority of religion throughout history, then you've probably never tried psychadelics... The fractals alone are quite telling 😂
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  23. Underrated af 🤣🤣🤣
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  24. I love how quickly they bust out smelling salts, purely focus on that for like 2 solid minutes, and then how quickly they just move on to whatever the fuck else 🤣
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  25. This is legitimately incredible. I was so certain they would keep the boundaries of dialog within reason, but nope. Charlie proved that this IS the future we've been waiting for. Just finished the Chemical Charlie bit and I'm dying laughing, while also BLOWN AWAY AT THE DEAPTH ON DISPLAY. I can't wait for this to flesh out into a normalized part of videogame development and playing. It's a bright future today, boys.
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  26. The idea at the end to build your own mansion is definitely something people would watch.
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  27. 16:07 what the fuck is this? I don't come to watch Asmongold for his famously clean mouth. He's not a family-friendly streamer. I don't watch censored content. There's a YouTube for kids. Asmongold content is NOT it 😂
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  28. ​ @Mictla155  why do you say Asmon should intentionally get himself banned? Weird.
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  29. "I voulenter"
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  30. ​ @KenjaTimu  long ago, in a timeline far far away
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  31. ​ @aggrocd1985  back in my day, every fps was a "Doom clone" until the term "FPS" was created 😂
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  32. Part of the "excitement" of Temu is supposedly flash sales where it's first-come, first-served. Seems to me that world be a great way to peddle poorly made or fake/offbrand products in a way that people are pressured into buying before they have time to verify what it is that's actually being sold.
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  33.  @PandabrockenDe  somebody replied to the video and they were talking about the scoreboard. You were replying to somebody talking about to the scoreboard. I mentioned the scoreboard. The subject matter has been the scoreboard the entire time. Where did you get confused?
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  34. You can literally do anything* *when you're rich and have super-rich friends
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  35. This is American culture at it's finest. This is what our government does. Why should the people act any differently? 😂
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  36. Smartest kid on the station was Bean. Figured it all out before any of the other kids, and still managed to carry out his tasks. One of my all-time favorite books.
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  37. High-value vs high-maintenance 😂
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  38. 12:29 "How long has Sony had security?" Well, you see, that's the problem... they don't.
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  39. The speed that Joe ensures his viewers that "satellites aren't on balloons" and completely dismisses any thoughts Eddie may have on the subject is absolutely hilarious 🤣
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  40.  @finalphalax  what?? People have been waiting DECADES for those files. Any reporter who avoided questions about the JFK files without being directly instructed to do so would be immediately fired and replaced once the interview was over.
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  41. ​ @REDACTED__007  yeah, but like which kind of people? It can't be a very large demographic.
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  42. "Stood on his knees" you mean he KNELT? 😂 Y'all kids gotta read something other than YouTube comments from time to time. It'll help expand your vocabulary, trust me.
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  43. But it often is tho... and most critical thinkers are well aware of that fact.
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  44. ​ @CutoutClips  just make digital displays then. Instantly update the pricing on the display when you need to.
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  45. ​ @scarletsletter4466  are you a bot?
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  46. ​@WilliamBeattie-v6z can't fall off if you're never on 😂
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  47. 25:16 me on the toilet the morning after a spicy dinner
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  48. ​ @rrtsduf  the "modern audience" loved Concord 😂
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  49. Why tf should the body cam turn off when they enter their vehicle? 😂 Keep that shit on for the entire shift, no edits or jump-cuts.
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  50. Women don't fart, therefore she felt she had nothing to contribute in this extremely scientific discussion.
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  51. 16:07 I don't come here for censorship. What the fuck is this?
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  52. For everybody confused about what I meant: 2 lanes going 1 direction, 2 lanes going the other direction. Just like a US highway. It's not some jigsaw puzzle. If you know your left and right, this swap makes no difference and you can drive just fine... unless you're Irish apparently...
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  53.  ONLY COURAGEOUS PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH MY VID  ok I didn't and I won't read your name.
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  54. 4:54 actual timestamp
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  55. This comment deserves more likes
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  56. ​ @Salvaqe  I just don't want to play a 2D sidescrolling platformer in the year 2024. Is that ok? Is it ok if Asmon doesn't want to? We literally don't care what features it has. There are better games that aren't an eyesore. We even have 3D games now!
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  57. ​ @MelanismSeis  it's a copy of a copy of a copy of somebody else's comment. It's not even the first version of this on this video's comments. Definitely overrated.
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  58. 3:00 Ngl I don't understand the complaint about "using an actual child" for breastfeeding videos. What is she supposed to be breastfeeding, a fucking chicken? A turtle? Get real. This one feels a bit "terminally-online"ish....
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  59. ​ @rossmanngroup  watching now and it's already fixed. Thanks!
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  60. ​ @adamrickett8865  school kids are the target audience...
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  61.  @rw9707  he got professional help... in the form of 2 bodyguards 🤣
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  62. I find that discipline often requires motivation
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  63. @Lord.alucarD  likewise, bro. There are small things we can do to improve our lives slowly. We didn't wind up here overnight, and it's gonna take a while to get out of the hole I dug myself into. If I wait more, it's gonna take even longer, and the struggle will be even harder. Good luck o7
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  64. ​ @john_in_phoenix  true it's not necessarily a bad thing as a concept. It's just that the concept was thought up by humans with power that they're hoping to consolidate, so the odds are 90%+ that it's a bad thing.
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  65.  @GenX1969  considering the lack of preparation for this situation that the cops showed upon arrival, the dispatcher is most likely at fault for not conveying the clear danger that Paul was facing. I can't imagine she'll have a future after this incident.
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  66. ​ @RealJohnnyGuillotine  would you like to hire me so I can teach you about jokes and internet humor?
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  67.  @justacloud3374  way to not read the thread...
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  68. ​ @zoesosa7524  the kid can't even differentiate between "your" and "you're" lmaooo
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  69. "This comment got a lot of likes on Asmon's last video about the PS5 Pro controversy. I bet it'll get a lot of likes on this video about the PS5 Pro controversy."
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  70. I think maybe we need to look at regulating the gaming industry...
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  71. @sibisankar6727  just went and did a few pushups and situps. Was my form great? No. Was it better form than when I was sitting in front of my tv 5 minutes ago? Infinitely better. Gotta start small after so long. When I was in high school I was one of the most fit people there. Had the schoolwide record for pushups and pullups for a year until some gymnast kid crushed those the next year lol I just figured I'd always be healthy, smart, and ready to take on the world. That was foolish thinking. You're only as healthy, smart, and prepared for tomorrow as you make yourself today. Feels like I gotta start small, and build on a solid foundation.
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  72. Dude, this is literally the prime of your life. You'll never be more physically fit, smarter, or have more opportunities in front of you than you do right now unless you take advantage of those facts. I made the same mistakes this dude made and I'm 32 now with barely anything to show for it. Don't be like us. It's hard to just switch on again. I don't have the brainpower that I did when I was 19. I don't have the natural energy. Sitting all day and playing videogames also gave me a chronic stomach illness that the doctors haven't figured out yet. Don't waste your life. Videogames will be way better in 10 years. Go out there and live, learn, become somebody.
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  73. Atriox could've easily explained this by saying, "Yeah, I saw this disturbing thing online that was apparently exploiting friends of mine without their knowledge, so I checked it out to verify that it was what it claimed to be, and I was just as shocked and disgusted as all of you. I intended to discuss this with those affected by the issue, and I deeply apologize for exposing my viewers to such content." Boom, done. Easy. No, it doesn't fix the entire situation, but it makes it sounds infinitely better than how many people are probably seeing it.
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  74. If the combat is shit, many of us aren't interested.
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  75. ​ @DontKnowDontCare6.9  vocabulary did WHAT to kids? Uhh...
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  76. Ah yes, it was the GRAPHICS that were the problem in Halo Infinite Let's just conveniently forget that half of a game was rushed to shelves....
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  77. I remember that... from the person who posted this exact same thing an hour before you copied it 😂
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  78. @YeaMan  no he did not.
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  79. I mean... the US literally does the same shit 😂😂😂
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  80.  @gratitude1436  yo, this dude knows what he's talking about, you should listen to him.
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  81. Of course, if you actually want to know if any of this is actually true, you'll actually need to travel to the cave of course, and actually enter the actual cave of course. Now, of course, one thing you'll actually never do is actually go there of course, and even if somebody actually went to the actual cave, they could actually only verify what's actually there right now. You couldn't debunk what actually was actually claimed to of course be in the actual cave. Now, actually, you would of course be inclined in fact to actually wtf why are you still reading this bs 🤣 🤣 🤣
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  82. ​ @pingunata  Asmon has seen Terarria gameplay. It's a 2D platformer. He grew up in the 90's and has played enough of those. We want more out of our games by this point. We're not hating on Terarria. I'm sure it's a perfectly fine game for people who enjoy 2D platformers.
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  83. ​ @glawenclattuc3127  he said that to get idiots to comment on his videos about how it's not a game about butterflies. He's not going to play Terarria. It looks like a 2D sidescrolling platformer. That's a style of game that is dying in popularity because we have access to better games now. You don't have to play a 2D sidescrolling platformer anymore. We have 3D games, they're way more immersive and just all around better and more fun to play.
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  84. In the enbiggening
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  85. Big inning*
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  86. @@DoxBozo I disagree. I've had more disappointment and less enjoyment from Destiny 2 than I did in Destiny.
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  87. ​ @kevinconboy7387  bot activity
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  88. 7:44 How to Train Your Dragon lookin ass griffin
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  89. "Let him to it"
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  90. It's like they always say: "Be the toxicity you want to see in the world"... or something...
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  91. Before you know it, you'll be saying this exact same thing at 30y/o. Then you'll be saying it at 33. Then it'll be literally a decade later in the blink of an eye because you never did anything and you'll be imagining all the things you could have done.
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  92. ​​ @BobrLovr  it's not a belief, it's a repercussion/logical conclusion
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  93. "Ain't no party like a Diddy party"???
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  94. Yes it does
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  95. Yeah, I was confident he would catch his mistake there after unpausing the first time, but no... bro is immune to logic and reasoning when he thinks he has a point 😂
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  96. ​ @nejsonsvejson9861  mind paying attention to politics so we don't have to explain the simple premise of the right wing destroying American education?
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  97. ​ @Evil-La-Poopa  thank you. We're going to need a the luck we can get...
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  98. ​ @youngjojo3052  glad to see others noticing the clear favoritism and selective censorship. Kinda weird in a country based entirely on the freedom of expression. I'm not a Kamala Harris fan and I'm not a Democrat, I just don't like Trump's conman tactics and fake concern for anybody other than himself.
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  99. Wrong. Most of us don't enjoy the slow decay of Democracy in the US. We simply acknowledge it, bring awareness of it.
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  100. Already fixed btw
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  101. On*
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  102. Baby: makes random noises while learning how to talk properly "Aww they're trying to talk!" A.I.: makes random noises while learning how to talk properly "A.I. IS INVENTING IT'S OWN LANGUAGE 😮"
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  103. RIP MAC MILLER
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  104. Blizzard never fails to disappoint!
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  105. Will used to be a role model. Jada has clearly fucked him up in the head.
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  106. This country is fucking stupid.
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  107. Drink more water 😅
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  108. ​ @Pandamonium626  that makes 0 sense. The game in the video you're commenting on disproves your theory. Try harder.
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  109. ​ @burgerking3678  ever seen the price of things in Alaska? Do you understand the idea of supply/demand?
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  110. They're still around BECAUSE it's a cult.
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  111. It's specifically the quality and effort that companies are trying to avoid...
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  112. They probably even spell "paid" right too, huh?
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  113. You know how racists get mad that foreigners in America can't speak English? I wish those people would direct that exact same energy at these corporations in America who can"t speak English. The English word "buy" has a definition that has meant something very specific for centuries. Who the fuck are these corporations, and how are they so powerful that they can take over countries and redefine their languages? This needs to be illegal YESTERDAY!!!!
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  114. ​ @danielfriesacher2169  they won the internet for copy/pasting a popular copypasta? Uhh....
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  115. I can see why Danny was incensed when Joe suggested listening to Playboi Carti's music before he really even looked into Danny's music. Joe doesn't seem aware of the mental dilemma a lot of intelligent rappers face when deciding what kind of music to make, and Danny clearly prides himself on avoiding commercially popular rap in favor of attempting to create a work of art. I understand why Joe wanted to get a sense of what makes Playboi Carti popular, but Danny is insisting that the focus remain on him, because he's already 30, and he feels like he shouldn't have to share his time in the spotlight with somebody who is already more commercially successful. That's just my interpretation of the situation.
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  116. I feel like Halo, Fortnite, and CoD have more potential than Destiny 2, but not by that much tbf
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  117. ​@@DoxBozohis just wrong? His WHAT is just wrong?
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  118. One might call it his... TRUMP card 😂
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  119.  @mikehawk8333  this is the most ignorant comment I've seen on YouTube today, and that's saying something. "Yeah we're above the law when we wear the badge and uniform, but once those come off, there's not a chance that our fellow officers treat us with the same disrespect and disdain that we show to the general public." There, I fixed it for you, Mr. Oblivious.
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  120. 1:51 Asmon showing his ignorance yet again. You have to be found guilty for there to be a criminal history, because you're innocent until proven guilty in America. Just because he dodged the charges for long enough that he now cannot be prosecuted for any potential crimes DOES NOT MEAN HE DID NOT COMMIT THOSE CRIMES. Like, come on dude. I get that you like Trump, but don't go defending him with this braindead logic.
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  121. Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars for in-game items that some hackers will be offering to the community through unlock tools for $5-$10 each 😂😂😂😂
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  122. @Jerbert-qn4in  but that's the entire point. You're an adult. Whether or not you choose to do the same thing at 20, 30, 40... that's entirely on you. The benefits? Depends how hard you work and what your goals are, I suppose.
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  123. ​ @mikewazowski8368  are you suggesting Halo Infinite is not an Open World game?
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  124. 13:07 I KNEW IT! THEY STOLE MY IDEA!
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  125. What does "liers" mean?
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  126. ​ @AnonD38  they discussed on the podcast that the guest asked Matt (Cyberbomber) for some way that they could verify the info or that he was who he said he was. OBVIOUSLY Matt declined, because then it would've made it easier for authorities to trace his recent activity and potentially prevent his car bomb from being detonated. The email was never presented on the podcast as having been verified, so idk where you're getting that idea. That said, just because it's unverifiable from his end doesn't make it unverifiable from Matt's end. The FBI may have found evidence on one of Matt's phones or computers that proves it's legit, but from an outside perspective we don't really have anything more than a high probability that Matt sent that email (not publically, anyway)
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  127. ​ @bedcreep  the problem is that the charity has collected a ton of money, and done nothing with it while falsely claiming that the donations have been actively helping dementia patients and affected family members FOR YEARS. None of the money they've raised has been donated. They're literally not helping anybody but themselves, considering the THOUSANDS in "administrative fees"
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  128. How premeditated would you prefer murders to be? Just wondering.
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  129. Hades was on my top-3 games that I wish were co-op compatible! Since Hades won't do it, I guess I'll be playing Sworn 😂
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  130. ​ @Chromatomic  yup
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  131. 17:44 Asmon not understanding that you don't have to inject fentanyl, yet him still having an opinion on the marter is so typical of him. Just standard bs stated with such confidence and authority for no reason at all 😂
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  132. Reddit mods made me leave Reddit. They were too racist.
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  133. A.i. type comment. Doesn't even make sense.
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  134. ​ @robpolaris7272  this is the most bullshit thing they've ever pulled for sure. Even if the machine does break, and gives the player a win, that should absolutely still be a payout. The casino doesn't decide whether or not you've won, the machine does. Otherwise it would be too easy to rig half the machines to "break" in the case of a major win, and the casino can scam even more people without any repercussions.
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  135. Is thks a secret code? What's with the random capitalized letters?
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  136. There was a signal interruption
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  137.  @Drdoofenshmirts  I believe you mean he probably turned around and looked at the unfamiliar voice shouting commands at him from behind. Where does the cop say he's an officer? To the victim, it was a random person who might be one of the ones who broke in.
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  138. Bot style comment
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  139. Also 32y/o here and basically no idea what I'm doing, or why society expects so much of me when it seems to be crumbling around me and nobody is happy.
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  140.  @smustipher  The insured supercorporation will be OK, and thankfully so will the thoughtful and courageous axeman
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  141.  @TheCAPITAL7  this just in- the insured supercorporation will be OK
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  142.  @jjett77  yes, it is ok to destroy McDonald's property. I thought everybody knew this?
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  143.  @jjett77  correct, McDonald's food IS trash. That's 10 points to Hufflepuff.
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  144. ​ @Zeroshiki  exactly my thought-process. I don't see why I should follow any laws when they don't benefit me.
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  145. I could see this being worth it.... if it held new albums that Tupac and Biggie recorded live in 2024, and then sent backwards through time to reach our ears via this playlist.
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  146. ​ @lordsalad-hands2564  I beat Elden Ring (Malenia included) without locking on. Just don't rely on a stupid crutch like lock-ons and you'll be fine.
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  147.  @habijjj  excuse me, but how long after you buy a game do you want it to work? I want it to work and have enough content on day 1 to feel like I bought a full game. Battlefield 2042 is dead. They are not going to eventually make the changes that you want. That's a ludicrous thought process, and it's honestly kinda sad to see people like you in denial this badly. Battlefield is essentially a franchise on life support. If WW3 can make the leap to consoles, then it's over for Dice and EA.
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  148. 18:15 and THANK GOD for that. Just remember that 90% of the time there's traffic, it's because somebody gave people like this car keys, and an entirely separate person gave them a drivers licence.
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  149. Falling straight into the trap thinking you're being clever smdh
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  150. Project Q will do for the Playstation what my PHONE already does for Xbox? Padon me while I laugh for the next 3 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  151. The ONLY difficult thing about streaming is getting lucky enough to become popular. Streaming is not about skill or talent, it's about whether or not you can reach an audience, and Asmon seems to have the easiest time reaching audiences because he's constantly advertised by these sites. I can't open Twitch without seeing that Asmon has 30k viewers, and he's spouting his hypocrisy again. It's a daily thing. If people want to watch a talentless hack give relevant opinions but with weak arguments to back them up, they know they can always go to a Zackrawr stream. Does Asmon edit his own content? No, that requires skill. Does Asmon post content of high-tier gameplay featuring himself? No, that would require skill. Does Asmon create metas and explain them to his viewers? No, that would require skill. Does Asmon really do anything on-stream aside from lounge around and make content out of other people's content? No, not really. Of course not everybody can get lucky and become a famous/successful streamer. It would appear that Asmon got that way by scamming people and pretending to be good at games when he was mostly just getting carried by good teammates. Literally faked it 'til he made it, and now he has the balls to insinuate streaming isn't the easiest "job" in the entire world 😂 Ok, buddy, sure 😂😂 We all know how hard it is to wake up basically whenever you choose, and talk about controversial topics that you're often misinformed about. Super difficult, wow.
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  152. "Roling"
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  153. I said "hi" to a minor yesterday. Am I in trouble? Should I turn myself in, or just go ahead and kill myself rn bc I'm an adult and that's forbidden?
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  154. He doesn't like the gameplay in Terraria. I don't see him ever trying Noita or Terraria. Those are games he and I probably would've enjoyed when we were about 12y/o.
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  155. ​ @michaelh878  space combat, space travel, movement, interesting storyline, interesting NPCs, I'm sure I could keep going... Starfield is such a bad game 😂😂
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  156. If you've ever played the game Green Hell, you know how easy it is to get completely lost when everything around you is dense green foliage. The biggest problem is guessing which way you came from, and either getting lost or stumbling into something you're not ready for. Without gps coordinates and a map you either know where you are or you dont, and not knowing where you are in the jungle is basically a death sentence.
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  157. If the fries were cold, then what was the point of the tier list? Who eats cold fries on purpose?
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  158. "We're doing an investigation, so we're going to temporarily suspend your rights, whether or not that's legal."
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  159. Call me weird, but I don't typically fantasize about being disabled...
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  160. 12:26 does.... does Asmon know that his editors censor his own videos? Hol' up. Wait a minute. Somethin ain't right.
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  161. How is it legal to charge people for internet access that isn't even provided by the console developers? Our individual ISPs are already charging for internet access. If Microsoft or Sony want to become ISPs, then it would make sense to me. But this shit is ridiculous...
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  162. Terarria looks like a game Asmon and I would've enjoyed back in 2002.
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  163. 9:42 "(in) my opinion, it's about god-damned time. Halo used to be what would sell Xbox." Oh no... bro forgot that Halo Infinite was supposed to sell the Series X 😂 They've already done this whole shtick before, only they didn't change the studio name. I have no faith for the next Halo game, considering the state that Halo Infinite released in. Halo has failed for over a decade. What difference is a name change going to do?
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  164. I feel like the best possible therapy setting for most people would be discussing their issues while taking a walk outside while with a therapist. That way they can't record everything, and you can get some exercise in as well. Maybe they'll be able to stick a voice recorder in their pocket, but without video as well you could always claim the voice recordings aren't of you, or they're taken out of context.
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  165. In other news, holding onto all that Dogecoin was a good decision after all 😂 To the mooooooon!!
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  166. This is the science that the internet was created for in order to bring forbidden knowledge to the world.
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  167. True. Same with Kamala. I wasn't expecting much from her in the debate with Trump, but she absolutely destroyed him and made him look like he's unfit for office compared to her. I still can't believe Trump is trying to convince people that it's ok in America to murder babies. Absolutely batshit insane. I wish we could have Kamala with Vance as VP in order to provide real checks and balances in the oval office.
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  168. Excellent job deescalating the situation. I'm sure the woman felt safe and secure, and totally not defensive whatsoever
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  169. "I can't imagine they're done. That would be crazy." titles video Fortnite Event was Crazy
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  170. Louis is a fucking LEGEND ❤
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  171. 7:42 not the opportunity, but the OBLIGATION. It's literally against their TOS.
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  172. ​ @leocheung8860  that's just the CIA...
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  173. Activision "HOW DARE HE TELL THE TRUTH! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY NOT LYING TO HIS AUDIENCE TO MAKE US MORE MONEY AT HIS EXPENSE?!"
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  174. Just installed Firefox the other day specifically because I believed they were more trustworthy than the other guys. I'm going right back to Chrome.
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  175. Nintendo actually invented the core elements of the universe, so you existing is technically infringement of their rights guys.
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  176. Bernie: "ik y'all wanted me, but I think you should consider voting for the known fraudster I'm competing against." RFK: "ik y'all wanted me, but I think you should consider voting for the known fraudster I'm competing against."
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  177. Came here from the cucumber video. Glad to see the 2 videos are unrelated 😂
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  178. $14.49 in Canada money is actually pretty cheap for a new iPhone.
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  179. Asmon getting farmed by bots replying to a.i. posts is such a 2024 Asmon thing to do 😂
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  180. ​ @Zeldakostv  why would he play it if it looks like it's for girls? Have you played the most recent Hello Kitty game? No? Why not?
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  181. They're mostly bots that were purchased to stupidly argue against real people with real complaints.
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  182. ​ @RenegadeVile ... what?
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  183. ​ @damazywlodarczyk  ehh... "we really just wanted Tales of the Shire to feel like a warm hug." kinda contradicts what you're saying. Some games are just poorly executed.
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  184. 12:23 "Imagine" Luckily, we don't have to 😂 "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretsky
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  185. ​ @CanadianBalll  the country is compromised with either of the 2 major political parties holding office. Either way, the corporations continue to gain wealth, avoid more taxes, pollute our country, and poison our food supply. Oh and Trump refused to warn the country about COVID when he had the chance, so a lot of the economic troubles we've faced since then are also his responsibility.
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  186. This comment is funny bc the video was uploaded with a rather large editing error that he fixed post-post😂
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  187. What does "could of" mean??
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  188.  @genyatus  excellent analogy
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  189. Same...
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  190. Sure sounds like they're trying to be more "China-friendly". I've repeatedly heard that games get banned in China for gore and dismemberment. Shocker that now YouTube is specifically targeting those issues. Hmmmmm.
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  191. With some of the shit B.I.G. was putting in his songs in the early 90's, I'd imagine this has been going on for a LONG time. Also, who else remembers Rick Ross bragging about drugging and raping a woman in one of his songs? Sounds like he's learned in the art of Diddying... I REALLY hope this case blows the lid off of American society, and puts a stop to the status quo. We need to cure this nation of this disease of rich untouchables.
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  192. ​ @lazerbehm8681  the fire Captain that was stabbed was neither the mayor nor the fire chief who was fired by her. Should've spent another minute on that Google search....
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  193. Wow... what a piece of shit. At least everybody knows to never touch anything he's involved in ever again.
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  194. 5:56 How did we arrive at this conclusion in under 6 minutes, and why is that less than halfway through the video? 😂 I'm afraid to see where this goes 😅
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  195. Every time I see this comment it's true.
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  196. Bro WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW THE FULL LORE 😂😂
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  197. Alanah is absolutely correct about Tunic and Portal being perfect games.
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  198. 3:12 Gollum did not destroy the ring. Gollum was destroyed by the ring. The power of the ring consumed Smeagle and wound up getting him killed. He was not the hero of the story, he was trying to be the villain the entire time and the good people around him thwarted his constant attempts. He would've murdered everybody and taken the ring to hide in a cave for a few more centuries if given the chance.
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  199. 11:58 true. The Taliban is using religion to improve their lives by subjugating women. Funny how religious people seem to improve their lives by shitting on and subjugation other people.
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  200. W
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  201. 15:08 asmon using 0% brainpower with this take. How are you supposed to determine WHO gets deported without individually checking who you're deporting?
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  202. On the contrary; it's not a gimmick, it's the reality of our society. People will stop drawing attention to this conspiracy when it stops being used to manipulate Americans.
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  203. Anybody else wondering if they even had the right remotes, or if somebody off-cam was fucking with them 🤣
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  204. ​ @MangaGamified  immune to the law? Did you miss the part where they're abusing the law because it's in their favor?
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  205. ​ @lordbezzington8435  that's not a good enough answer to explain why SkillUp said it felt like HR is in the room.
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  206. ​ @1kstodd  ??????? PR is Public Relations. HR is Human Resources.
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  207. ​ @Getinloser69  he did talk about the real problem. Meanwhile, you're too scared to learn the difference between "to" and "too" 😂
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  208. "Don't forget to take your Joy!"
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  209. ​ @lohengrin4009 he's definitely on the spectrum for sure
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  210. She wasn't contradicting herself necessarily. I think she was pretty clear that Trump has a plan for America in 2024, but he doesn't have a plan for YOU He's not going to lead the country in a direction that will leave us better off as normal citizens, he's going to leave it better for private equity and special interest groups. That seems to be the point she's making there. You might be one of the few who would benefit from his policies, and you might even be one of the fewer-still who will benefit in the long-term, but the math says you're not. Not even his closest supporters can escape the downfall he brings everywhere he goes. How many of his buddies went to prison during his previous administration? He didn't drain the swamp, he's moved in and he's the loudest bullfrog in there.
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  211. Humans are the worst
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  212. 22:02 THIS IS THE WHOLE PROBLEM! PUBLISHERS WILL UNIRONICALLY THINK LIKE THIS!
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  213. Saying "they gave up" makes it sound like the strikers lost, but they literally won lmao
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  214. "Didin sind" lmao just say "send" like a normal human and it gets way easier 😂
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  215. I've noticed a vibe shift from you, for sure. You seem all riled up, and I'm curious what's grinding your gears.
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  216. It's crazy to me how John Barnette was very blatantly murdered, and the authorities are just like "Well we found a gun in his car and somebody wrote a suicide note for him, so it's obviously a suicide." Covered up in a way that society will forget about and move on from ASAP. Just like Epstein's murder. We all know these men were "suicided" by powerful people. Oh well, back to the status quo. La di da. Keep your head down and don't make too big a fuss or you too will be suicided one day. Ah, the American dream....
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  217. If bots are going to be this influential in the comments section, then YouTube has no choice but to re-implement the dislike button if they want to protect users on their platform.
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  218. ​ @swillieplays 1 word. Shareholders.
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  219. Hey Asmon, I just noticed you never make a big spectacle of any of the ridiculous and horrendous shit right-wingers do. Huh... weird. It's kinda like you're putting a megaphone on an echo chamber.
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  220. 22:22 this caught me off guard, and might genuinely be one of the funniest things I've ever heard 😂😂😂
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  221. Either bot or just not a very smart person. Can't tell which. Either way, bot activity detected
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  222. You are not free to protest as much as you want. They will send riot police to send everybody home if the protest gets too large and appears like it might be influential.
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  223. ​ @fandaklada609 agreed
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  224. 7:10 you could say that Asmon... "tossed his cookies" 😂 (Means he threw up. It's an old phrase)
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  225. Hector Salamanca- "I need to see your BOZ"
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  226. It took A YEAR for this innocent man to be freed? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA?!
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  227. 5:25 Leeroy Jenkins video reference??
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  228. The TAS was based on human inputs within the optimal routes that we knew of at the time. This isn't exactly as incredible as man-beats-fastest-time-possible, because that TAS was never the fastest possible time to beat the game, it was the fastest a human could beat the game following the routes that humans THOUGHT was optimal. It's still an incredible feat, and should not be seen as anything less than amazing. Congrats to the new king of Mario 🎉
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  229. 2:02 why do Republicans LOVE accusing their political opponents of the things their party is the most guilty of? Only you guys are like this. Stop it. Get some help.
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  230. He's said it can obviously worth it if you have a valid reason for going, as opposed to using it as a method of avoiding life/responsibilities
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  231. This is funny if original
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  232. Idk about y'all Playstation players, but I don't feel like I've gotten my money's worth out of my Series X. Do you guys really feel like the publishers that have the funds to make the best games possible are really producing games that are cutting-edge, and warrant even more upgrades to our current consoles? Why should people not just buy a PC at this point?
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  233. The audacity of the cops being so thorough, and double-checking that she didn't have anything on her person that she shouldn't when she gets arrested, but absolutely paying zero attention to whether or not they were arresting the right person... Criminal negligence is the very first thing that comes to mind.
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  234. "This anomaly must be the thing I presume it to be, otherwise what is it?" Is not very good science, or skepticism.
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  235. I like your funny words, magic man.
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  236. I mean, the man said it all. Ooooooh shit.
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  237. 21:45 so... you think law enforcement has it all under control, and regular people don't have to do anything when law enforcement either refuses or is unable to?
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  238. ​ @caderyals63  then quit complaining about it being $100
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  239. I don't know when it happened, but I can't eat certain fruits anymore. The past couple times I tried eating apples, my throat began fucking swelling and closing. It's terrifying, and I don't know exactly what's causing it, so I just avoid eating apples now. I never had this problem growing up, and now I'm legitimately scared to eat apples. It fucking sucks.
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  240. At this point customer service work should come with Hazard/ harassment pay.
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  241. @Green Giant in an alternate universe, you paid enough attention in school to learn how to use the words "there", "their", and "they're" correctly. GG
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  242. 4:46 The Princess Bride is an anime confirmed
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  243. ​ @yambff  no, of course the average Trump supporter doesn't understand that.
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  244. "Travel when you're young" Yeah that's all well and good to reflect and wish, but where would you have gotten the money to do that? By spending all of your time working and earning. The average wage does not seem conducive to leading a happy, healthy life.
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  245.  @Evanz111  I was going to say the exact same thing lmao. He's acknowledged in the past that other streamers have been successful specifically by emphasizing that they weren't in it for the money. Can we really blame him for lying to his audience in order to get more money? He advocates for that regularly 🤣
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  246. I'm not convinced they were even trying to those in his mouth 😂😂
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  247. VPN-2, Electric Boogaloo
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  248. 14:50 "What's crazy is he's going to do it retroactively." I'm sure he'll try, until any halfway competent lawyer corrects him and explains that he can't do that 😂 Trump says a lot of stuff. It's in his nature. He lies about a lot of stuff. Again, it's in his nature.
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  249. ​ @airis3333  what does "should of" mean?
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  250. ​ @superblackbirdrider  there's a difference?
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  251. If a school for psychopathic murderers ever opens, I'm almost positive they'll play this on orientation day.
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  252. Idk, have you seen the world lately? I'd argue there's way more than 250 million people who are pure garbage.
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  253. Hail King Trump. When I worked for the government, the DEI hires were usually average workers. After being hired, they simply never showed up, y'know, because they were instructed to work from home, as was everybody else.... because it was during COVID. Anyways, they pretty much clocked in on-time like the rest of us and did their jobs. The ones who didn't were fired after a couple warnings, but then again that's how it worked for the white people working there as well. The End.
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  254. If Charlie thinks Bungie is bad about updating Destiny 2, he should hear about Mojang and Minecraft.... Literally 99.999% of development in Minecraft rn is in the marketplace, not the base game. The base game is criminally underdeveloped, and boring as hell at this point. The content that Is added to the actual game is dripfed and usually about 70% retextured blocks. I always expected that the more money gaming companies made, the better the products would become. It seems an opposite affect is actually occurring, and the company decides their game is so big that they can do no wrong, and it doesn't matter if they live up to the expectations that they've themselves built for their fanbase, because they'll make profits regardless.
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  255. ​ @valith1937  you're pretty adament that John Barnette killed himself. Suspiciously adament.... New theory: Valith killed John Barnette and is trying to deflect the collective acknowledgement of millions of people who can see that John Barnettr was blatantly murdered. Anybody suggesting he killed himself must have a vested interest in Boeing. Either that or they're just legitimately fucking braindead. I can't think of a legit reason for any human with a healthy level of skepticism to believe he killed himself. It's too convenient. Even if it did seem like John Barnette killed himself (which it does not) there should be a fullscale investigation into his death, considering the shady circumstances surrounding his murder.
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  256. So... is the movie supposed to be for her and her friends/supporters? I thought Wicked was supposed to have been written for a large audience, but who am I to question a celebrity ?
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  257. I wonder... if you kidnapped Jack Doughbody and held him for ransom, would his parents pay? Or would they just go have another kid because they don't feel like he's their responsibility? That poor kid has clearly never been loved by anybody. I feel so bad for kids with parents who don't love them... until they become insufferable assholes that should be removed from society.
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  258. No wonder I quit playing Battlefield. This tool took them down the part of ruin.
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  259. How long until the thumbnail changes?
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  260. They really let the Katt out of the bag on this one ... I'll see myself out.
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  261. There's no chance he doesn't approach some people and go "say the dumbest thing you can think of when I ask you a question, and we'll make it a YouTube video"
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  262. Ikr? It's almost as good as Necesse!
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  263. ​ @secondeye1574  so.... you didn't watch the video?
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  264. 3:54 A self-scan I was using stopped me from scanning and called over an employee so she could watch a replay of me NOT stealing anything before I was allowed to continue self-scanning. I was already in a bad mood that day, and that experience literally caused me to choose to steal a few items, just because I felt like testing their anti-theft system. Before I was assumed to be stealing stuff by their a.i. system, I had wrung-up everything properly. Afterwards I decided it didn't matter if they thought I was a thief, because they clearly already did. Don't inconvenience me because you assume I'm stealing, or I might just fulfill your world view because fuck it, why not? What are you going to do, inconvenience me a second time? Good, let's share the discomfort you've created here.
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  265. 32:31 Asmon ALWAYS SAYS the best thing to do in the face of controversy is ignore it. Ignore all problems until they go away. Why is he suddenly changing his tune so drastically? I'm genuinely confused what's going through his brain in this video, and why he's got a whole different attitude towards everything in this video vs basically all his other content... Edit: the further I watch, the more confused I get. It feels like he was running defence for AoC for some reason that I just don't get. It seems like the AoC community was misled, and they paid money to not play the content that they paid for. Why would you not be upset if you were them?
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  266. "I thought I saw a UFO, but it was just a star." I'm sure this is the equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars worth of military tech capturing video evidence of actual UFO's. Definitely the same thing.
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  267. ​ @CorndogCrusader  I mean, you'll have yo deal with it again once they sell your info 😂
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  268. Interacting with this comment to get more eyes on it.
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  269. I wanted to see the axe man :/
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  270. 50 seems like the type who would actually shoot Diddy for even tryin some shit.
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  271. @Me You lives*
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  272. RIP kids brains. This entire generation is permanently fucked
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  273. Palworld ignited The Furor? I thought Hitler was dead, but hell yeah fuck that guy. He was a real jerk.
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  274.  @sibisankar6727  surely a fairy godmother will show up tonight and change everything about me magically and it'll fix me. Any day now...
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  275. I never realized I was similarly skilled to an Olympic athlete 😂
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  276. I wonder how long it will be until an original though gets top comment? It's a just copy/paste bs. "Amish people voted against you" "Peanut the squirrel caused Trump to win" "Trump legally beats women" Good lord, y'all are either bots, or the bots have infected your brains...
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  277. ​ @___Robin___  drugs probably
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  278. Wtf
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  279. Wrong video, this is Asmon not Charlie.
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  280. @mikewazowski8368  most games have trash a.i. lol that has basically nothing to do with the open-world feature
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  281. 1:44 Do you mean "total conspiracy theory "? Or do you mean it's an actual genuine conspiracy? There are actual conspiracies and there then there is theorizing about potential conspiracies. I presume you're saying that this is you theorizing a conspiracy, rather than insisting it's a real ongoing conspiracy.
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  282. "The device has been modified" -GLaDos
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  283. West-"We hate Eastern censorship!" East-"We hate Western censorship!"
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  284. I don't want that embarrassment Trump as president so he can ruin the country and the economy again, but this Vance guy comes across as somebody I could see in office. Dump Trump, give Vance a chance?
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  285. ​ @savingferris8279  most of us don't care, as long as the game is good.
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  286. Imo a presidential candidate SHOULD practice their public debates thoroughly. I'd rather have a president who is overprepared than one who claims babies can be legally murdered after birth. Call me crazy.
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  287. Negligent, lying POS father. Lying POS neighbors. Seems like a great place to live...
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  288. Sleeper build
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  289. Soldier: fires at tank as instructed Tank: fires back Soldier: stands at the Pearly Gates, confused and disoriented
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  290. "Let's give the film a chance." What does that even mean? Like, he IS aware that this is 2024, right? We can know about things without experiencing them for ourselves. We don't have to waste our money on chances in entertainment. I've never been to war, but I know war is hell. I've never beem to the moon, but I know I probably wouldn't be able to breathe there. I've never been deep under the ocean in a shitty submarine with an off-brand videogame controller for a steering wheel, but I know that it's probably a really fuckin bad idea if you want to continue living. I've never seen the Borderlands movie, but I know it's probably not a good idea to watch it if I want to be immersed in the Borderlands universe. What, exactly, would I be taking a chance on by watching the Borderlands movie? What do I have to gain? Certainly not anything worth the value of the ticket price. No, I do not think I'll be giving the Borderlands movie "a chance". You had your chance to make a good movie, and you apparently failed. That was your chance. You took it and lost. Go home and cry about it or move on.
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  291. "Did you talk to Mexico about (you changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America)?" "No, they never brought it up." "Yeah, because nobody can read the mind of such a piece of work as yourself, sir. How on earth would anybody have expected you to do this, and when would they have brought this up?"
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  292. @SaltyRad  likewise. Trump is delusional 🤣
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  293. Yup. Battlefield is dead to me. They might as well start a whole new franchise with a new dev team bc I'm not touching anything Dice or EA has anything to do with.
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  294. It's embarrassing how both Trump and Vance acted in the meeting with President Zelenskyy. Slava Ukraini ❤ from America
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  295. ​ @Daniel-ii6kf  so... he lied?
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  296.  @georgesd2167  Trump is notorious for lying wtf are you taking about 🤣
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  297. I wish they'd had an E Tier, so Charlie could've said "Easy E"
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  298. 18:53 the fact that they can break the law by kidnapping somebody, and that somehow does not violate any of their policies is INSANE to me, but to America that's just how business is run and order is maintained. Let the public know their under the boot, and men, women, and children are treated as guilty until proven innocent. I'm amazed these officers didn't come up with an excuse to shoot this poor woman. They hate the general public, and they routinely make it clear.
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  299. Strand?
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  300. Is this one of those social experiements? This is one of those social experiments, isn't it?
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  301. "Because that's literally what it was created for." There, saved y'all some time 😂
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  302. Just wait until Charlie finds out about the US military budget...
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  303. "We failed to make eighty-bajillion dollars, it's a failure, wrap it up and let's try again to make the next big live-service game!"
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  304. 0:41 Asmon thinking more and more like an aloof, rich mf every day.
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  305. I've been having that same trouble with blackberries lately. I was never allergic to them growing up, but I ate a solid handful about a month ago and my throat started closing up.
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  306. 5:42 why tf would the rest of the industry suddenly start charging more when they're not worth more? GTA 6 being $100 makes sense. CoD Black Ops 8 being $100 would be the joke of the gaming industry 😂
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  307. THESE "PEOPLE" ABOVE ME ARE BOTS. DON'T BE RETARDED, DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THEM. THEY ARE ADVERTISING A SCAM.
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  308. Cannibinol News lol
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  309. One can only hope the talented devs and their ideas are allowed to flourish elsewhere in the industry. That and pray WB somehow sell the patent to the Nemesis system since the studio is dead. Why leave money on the table when you're not going to use the system?
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  310. Ok... so it's illegal. One question: Who's going to stop them?
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  311. 6:49 ok... is nobody else getting legitimately concerned by the language he's using? That's some dictator-style foreshadowing right there...
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  312. 25:52 "I need to handle this carefully" Man, can you imagine if it said something along the lines of "This person appears to be an incel conspiracy theorist asshole, and not worth the processing power that is required to respond further." I think we can all agree that would've been a little too intelligent of a response 🤣
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  313. The cost of living has skyrocketed and wages stagnated. People are gonna do what they feel like to get money. Who gives a fuck anymore? America is a free-for all and you'd better take what you can before somebody else does. I learned this mentality from American corporations.
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  314. I would love for a real candidate to appear. I'm not voting for either of the 2 ancient mfs that the democrats and republicans are pushing on us. We need a real president, not a swindler or a puppet.
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  315. I uninstalled Payday 3 as soon as they tried to get me to make a 3rd party account in order to play the game on my xbox. You know, the same xbox that already requires a gamertag to use? Lmfao why in the ever loving fuck would I create yet another account, just so they can sell my data in a "breach"? 0/5 can't even play the game.
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  316. So, this video has double the views, and then an extra 201,561 views; or are you just not very good with sentence structure?
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  317. ​ @deiselnoe1  unless my Dana White does what?
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  318. ​ @thedude7726  a smart man in a YouTube comments section? I don't believe my eyes.
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  319. This gotta be fake 😂
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  320. They were definitely told what questions to ask and what questions not to ask. Trump is unfortunately a fan of access-journalism instead of freedom of speech. What a hypocritical scumbag.
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  321.  @RASAllusion  you've had the wool pulled over your eyes if you think the problem is either Republicans or Democrats. Both have been infiltrated and used as pawns for the benefit of the rich and powerful, and both are equally to blame for the direction our country has headed for the past 25-30years. Republicans and Democrats are equally bad for the average American citizen in the long run. At least the Democrats don't try to interfere with women's reproductive rights every time they take the majority of the House and/or Senate. We need a party that will deal with the real issues that Republicans and Democrats bury under a mountain of insignificant bullshìt.
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  322. 1000% worst pain I've ever felt is kidney stones. It's literally unbelievably painful. You could not fathom the levels of pain that kidney stones can cause, and I hope you never have to experience anything close. DRINK MORE WATER AND LESS SODA, TRUST ME.
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  323. ​ @WitheredDayZz  you don't like zombies? Terminus might be a top 10 maps of all time contender. That's not even an exaggeration, they did an excellent job.
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  324. ​ @Welps222  everyone who is playing Black Ops 6 is renting the game. You got scammed if you think you can own Black Ops 6. It's "always online" lol. Once they shut down the servers, you own at the very most a fond memory. Can't even play private matches in zombies lol I would never pay for a game that is always online 😂
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  325. ​ @Sayoriplier  you cannot buy Black Ops 6. You can pay full price if you're stupid, but you cannot own the game. What you CAN buy is a revokable license to access the servers that Black Ops 6 is played on 😂
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  326. For anybody curious: the Heimlich Maneuver has nothing to do with the stomach. You're aiming for the diaphragm, because the food is stuck presumably in your windpipe, which is not the stomach. Look it up, it may help you save a life some day, even if that life belongs to a panda.
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  327. I've been saying for years that we live in the age of misinformation.
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  328. 4:48 "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
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  329. Hfs Bloodhound Step is more broken than using summons. Try it again without Bloodhound Step lmao
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  330. So, was the a.i. just chatting undirected, or was it fed a script?
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  331. Not The Completionists 😢 I watch the FPS podcast pretty regularly and that dude didn't seem like the type to do something malicious
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  332. Can we get a video on how Starfield is 100% just No Man's Sky but modded significantly? I am absolutely convinced that they just copy/pasted code from NMS, added a whole lot to it, removed multiplayer functionality, and added loading screens and barriers everywhere.
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  333. Who cares my content is worse. I don't abuse dogs, I didn't beat an elderly woman, and my farts are not better than Charlie's farts. Best of all, I'm NOT A BOT 😊
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  334. First time hearing this, and it's a really good quote.
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  335. "YO HO, DIGGITY DEE" SING IT WITH ME, KIDS!
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  336. Bro what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣
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  337. ​ @BroSama45  he commented on the original version of this comment from a few days ago 😂
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  338. 19:36 Asmon saying what I was thinking, as I was thinking it. I'm high af and I thought he was reading my mind 😂 On a real note, the messages must look pretty bad if he won't release them, but if a judge said there was nothing illegal, then I believe it.
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  339. ​ @1Learn2Swim3  yeah that makes sense
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  340. I've recently taken the same approach to gaming. Is the game fun? Great, hopefully it's a co-op game so I can have fun with others. Is it single-player only? Great, I can enjoy the game my way at my own pace.
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  341. I'm so glad Facebook is moving away from being so right-leaning, what with the censorship and whatnot. We need a more fair and open internet.
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  342. You misspelt "punished with vigilante justice"
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  343. 1:07:16 "what game do I know how to play?" Valid argument ngl 😂
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  344. 7:47 I am the experience you claim to not exist. Empty-head no thoughts here 99% of the time. Am... am I a.i.?
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  345. It's almost like America forgot the shit we did in Vietnam, and now we want to look down on others for the same type of vile shit? 😂 Remember Guantanamo Bay, and the sick shit Americans were forcing the prisoners there to do? America is NOT a beacon of morality and justice. Why do we act like it is?
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  346. Why is this more entertaining than a lot of Detroit: Become Human playthroughs? 😂
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  347. Weed tier list when?
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  348. Ubisoft is burnt tf out
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  349. The riddle: "The earth is what shape?"
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  350. ​ @TimeWiz  first time seeing this bot spam?
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  351. Anybody who's been to a fastfood chain knows to order the drinks without ice. I think the next video needs to be thought out a little bit beforehand...
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  352. If Asmon isn't advocating for far more intrusive identification methods, then I'm not sure what he means by "age restrict the content". He knows kids will just bypass any bs "restrictions" because hey; they're words, not cops
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  353. ​ @dittodemo123  only if that grenade held the creatures it captured for later release under your command
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  354. I see we still haven't learned... CoD does not release good games. Battlefield showed us that advertisements are nothing more than another opportunity to mislead your community.
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  355. Watched this a couple days ago and was blown away by her actions. What did she think was going to happen?
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  356.  @tysopiccaso8711  yes, that's the point...
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  357. Ok, glad to hear Richie and Larry got life without parole, but what about the detective who actually got the kid killed?
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  358. "Fuckle your seatbelts" bro WHAT? 😂
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  359. This is the weirdest thing I've seen all year, and it seems that every single party involved is at fault in one way or another. How the fuck did this go so poorly? The ultimate act of stupidity was the cops telling anybody to drop what they recognized to be a weapon, but not having their guns in-hand so they can do something about the danger. I feel like the dispatcher may have been the most problematic in the entire situation, as she likely told the cops it sounded like a prank call or some stupid bullshit like that. The dispatcher was not ready for this, the cops weren't ready for this, Pelosi was not ready for this. What the fuck...
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  360. ​ @miltown3920  funny coming from somebody who can't spell "you're" 😂😂😂
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  361. Asmon should try out Necesse if he liked Core Keeper. Necesse is the same game but with a colony aspect where the NPCs will do the automated stuff for you. My buddy and I are playing Core Keeper, and we both preferred Necesse.
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  362. 13:12 how about preventing them from owning stock in these companies as well?
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  363. 3:09-3:15 Not sure why I keep hearing this. I loved the mechanical feel of Halo Infinite, as it felt fairly similar to the Halo 3 engine. Pretty sure Halo Infinite would've been a massive success if they just had a full game at launch, but instead they served up a half-baked product. Literally my one and only problem with Halo Infinite was that I wanted a full game, and they didn't give us that.
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  364. ​ @aoboogie2718  Great Europeans? What about the lame ones? Do they pay less?
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  365. Do people really think GTA 6 being $100 should make every other dogshit "AAAA" title more expensive? GTA is GTA. That said, if GTA 6 releases a buggy mess, it should probably be like $50.
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  366. I noticed that I've had less money in my pocket ever since Obama left office. What happened?
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  367. ​ @ItsPinkay  no it's not. They have access to the Ubisoft ToS as well, just like anybody does. If they have lawyers that can WRITE massive EULAs in order to fuck over average people, then they definitely have lawyers who can verify that their own actions aren't fucking themselves over. It's like how American citizens are always at fault for breaking any law, because you have access to all of the laws, just like everybody else. It's the exact same logic.
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  368. She was quite clearly impaired and in distress. Those cops are bad people for not helping her.
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  369. He almost changed American history. Imagine, we might've had a worthwhile candidate instead of Trump...
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  370. 26:36 "do you think there is any trouble if Kamala loses?" Yes. The entire country will be in trouble if Kamala loses. That would mean Trump is in office again. Who the fuck wants round 2 of that mess? 😂
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  371. @garchomper9850 lmao what tf are you even talking about? Nice attempt to hop on the dogpile, but you sound dumb.
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  372.  @Ava80212  the joke would've been better if it said "knelt" instead of "stood on his knees" which is not a proper description of what kneeling is. His feet cannot stand on top of his knees. Try it, you'll be disappointed to find that I'm right.
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  373.  @llliiimmmeee  no, you
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  374.  @GoofyStrings  yeah, I'm just confused at how his feet are on top of his knees while he's standing up. Is he a human pretzel?
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  375.  @zanderwaterhouse-vq9ou  using a longer and objectively incorrect description of an action doesn't necessarily make someone stupid or illiterate, but it does indicate that those descriptors might apply. Good to hear that you're reading things past high school, but you're using incorrect grammar and run-on sentences in a manner that tells me you don't have the authority to speak on what proper grammar should be in any scenario. It's genuinely funny that the comments section thinks you won this even though you're so confidently wrong (not that a YouTube comments section knows anything about proper grammar) All of you need to go back to English class. Edit: sorry, I forgot the <3
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  376. @zanderwaterhouse-vq9ou  my replies notifications were disabled at some point, so I was unable to find your reply when you left it. I've turned them back on the other day, and the most recent reply brought me back to this thread where I noticed I had some comments to reply to. Meanwhile, two months later and you're replying to my reply within minutes... interesting.
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  377. @zanderwaterhouse-vq9ou  also, you need to pay more attention to when/where you use commas and periods. There have been a couple times in this thread alone where you should've used a period to end a sentence, but instead you used a comma.
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  378. @zanderwaterhouse-vq9ou  oh, didn't realize I was talking to a bot. I should've realized earlier, and that's on me. Carry on.
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  379. Joe is far too afraid of alienating his right-wing audience to actually interview Trump the way he interviews other people. Joe would absolutely kiss Trump's ass at every possible opportunity. He's obviously pro Trump, and it's weird bc Trump is so obviously a bad thing for our country. Why does Joe want to run the country into the ground by supporting Trump?
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  380. Makes me think about that Rick Ross' line where he admits to drugging and raping some woman in one of his songs...
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  381. I'll be honest, I've always seen you as a streamer and not necessarily the person behind the camera, and this video changed all of that. Many of the things you've described are also applicable to my life. I remember my mom laying on the ground begging me not to call an ambulance one night after she fell and hit her head, and that was super fucked up because of fucking course I'm gonna call an ambulance. I'm not gonna sit there and watch my mom fucking die because I didn't call for help. I've also shut myself in my room for the past decade or so, simply because I don't seem to understand the world quite well enough to fit in, and also dark thoughts that probably shouldn't be shared here because duh. I, too, have very few teeth left in my mouth. Sugar tastes too good, and brushing my teeth wasn't going to get me onto any leaderboards, so fuck it. Tbf I do regret this. I also always assumed I would end up just killing myself, and who knows, that might happen some day; but right now I'm still able to distract myself with gaming, so why not continue just doing that forever? I hope things continue to be easy enough for you to stick around. If not... hey, I get it. Doing the same thing here myself, and some days you're just not feeling it even more than most days. At the very least, it seems like you've developed a fairly large audience of fellow degenerates, and I'm sure many of us would be genuinely sad to see you take yourself out. I don't think a WoW expansion being the reason you're still here is funny. I think that's one of the most relatable things I've ever heard you say. I think your often level-headed opinions are good for your community to hear, and I hope you stick around for a while.
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  382. 4:14 "I made a bear pun." "I don't want anyone to think that I intentionally make fucking puns. That would be... em-BEAR-assing." You will never convince me that this was unintentional.
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  383. ​ @jerrebrasfield4231  he caused the COVID epidemic in the US. HE ALLOWED the country to get locked down by an unknown illness with no forewarning. The country was hemorrhaging money, and he couldn't have afforded to go to war with Haiti, much less anyone with a legit military.
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  384. Because there are a lot of "political activists" who are really just trying to force others to do things for themselves. Obviously the majority of Trump supporters don't really care about anybody but themselves. They've made it absurdly abundantly clear.
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  385. ​ @williss1192  just like the January 6th insurrection?
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  386. ​ @CWFDSmokeEater  what if it's down to 60k from 250k? Hmm?
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  387. ​ @Leo-fu6yn  word on the street is the Switch 2 is quite powerful. We'll have to wait and see ig. Me personally? I just switched to PC because xbox turned into a disappointment.
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  388. ​ @TheCosmicAstro-  damn, I was gonna give you some grief for your terrible take, but Paul already said everything I wanted to and then some 😂
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  389. 16:46 And here we have Asmon not realizing that Trump lies every time it benefits him to lie. If Trump's plan was to follow the agenda of Project 2025, and he recognizes that fewer people would vote for him if he admitted to that, then why on earth would he admit that yes his plan is to follow the Project 2025 agenda? He really thinks it's leftists being referred to as the "liar" in this scenario.... wow. Just wow.
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  390. Sad Battleborn noises
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  391. ​ @current9300  "come quite close" my brother, it's the exact same. 1:1 it's literally capturing monsters in balls 😂
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  392. Rules and laws in the US truly are only for controlling the masses instead of maintaining a lawful and just society.
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  393. Quit defending Trump. He's just as bad a presidential candidate as Biden. What are our real options? Somebody around 40-50. Not a dinosaur who's used to swindling the american people with their homie in power.
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  394. 8:08 "there is no personality to them" I disagree. I would argue that many of today's characters are stereotypes that bring too much personality in games that don't need it. Games are being treated like reality TV shows, and it's not going well. Borderlands lost the majority of it's fanbase by trying to cater to an entirely different crowd than the one that bought the first couple games. It's fine to have a couple chatacters who act goofy, but if the entire cast is built of that energy, then you've got a circus.
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  395. We've redefined "stealing" since they've redefined "buying". 😊
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  396. As an average joe with absolutely no understanding of quantum computing, I can personally confirm that this is a video.
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  397. EA never fails to disappoint
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  398. ​ @rolotomassi9806  Joe is sadly clearly pro-Trump, so he would kiss Trump's ass at every opportunity. He doesn't want to interview Trump bc he knows he'd have to ask simple questions that flatter Trump, Trump would lie and embellish absolutely everything, and it would be a shit interview.
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  399. Is he drunk on tv?
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  400. 10:34 Trump claiming he could help the America economy but won't is a weird flex. Is this supposed to be a threat to Canada, or an insult to America?
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  401. 7:40 This is incredibly on-point. People want to feel like they've accomplished something at the end of the day, and American Society does not provide that feeling in the workplace 99% of the time. Do I want a pat on the back for going to work and doing my job? No, I want a larger portion of the profits that I create to go into my pocket instead of somebody who doesn't even work there.
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  402.  @LordArrack1  nope, both Doom clones lol
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  403. $500/mo? Bro just go outside and actually learn to talk to people 😂 wtf
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  404. ​ @alvaroluffy1  .....what?
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  405. The dude was literally reading off of his screen to feed Coffeezilla bs, and stammering as he did it bc he knew Coffee saw right througb him with the very first contradiction.
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  406. 3:20 wtf? So Chinese-centered censorship is fine? Did Asmon have a fucking stroke? Is this a.i. Asmon? Why is he contradicting the entire point of the video, and a point that he routinely brings up on stream or in other videos? Guys, I'm beginning to suspect Asmon has been cloned and is being kept in a basement somewhere. Tbh that probably wouldn't change a lot about his life, now that I think about it... 😂
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  407.  @p-__  reported for misinformation
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  408. At first I thought this was a movie about Frieda Kahlo...
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  409. Yooo this looks really similar to another game I played like 2 years ago or something called Necesse. It's a colony builder with many of the same mechanics, and the automation you can get going in that game is bonkers. You can equip your NPCs with armor and weapons so they can defend against a.i. raiding your base. You can have them take care of your livestock. You can have them collect items, store them in specified chests, sort stuff, craft things for you, and even cook you meals. It was isometric Palworld before Palworld. Damn, now I want to go back and play Necesse lmao
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  410. Where's the quotation marks?
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  411. Kinda mirrors the gaming industry now.
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  412. "As a gay person, I agree. Btw my sexuality is nobody's business but my own." So... do people not know about irony in 2024? Do we need a refresher course? This comments section is kinda funny ngl 😂
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  413. Every big company or corporation in America is doing at least 1 illegal thing that they should be punished for. Will they lose more money than they profited for any infraction? No, of course not. At this point they could just start stabbing people in the streets and claim it's in the TOS and the government would just go "Oh, ok, carry on then. It's not like we were going to do anything to stop them anyways."
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  414. I thought the wall was supposed to be built last time Trump was president? And wasn't Mexico supposed to pay for it? 😂😂
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  415.  @ricardohoang8452  why would it be better to be Canadian? I'm not saying you're right or wrong, I'm just curious about your reasoning.
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  416.  @ricardohoang8452  in English, please? I don't speak woke right-winger...
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  417. ​ @DxBlack  DOES Firefox have all the same issues as Google? I have a hard time believing that.
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  418. I would suggest that Jack Doherty should visit South Korea and try his bs there, but South Korea doesn't deserve that.
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  419. Has anybody confirmed he was ever actually any good at WoW? 😂
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  420. 2:26 a straight white guy saying "You can be whatever you want. People don't have an issue with that" Is this guy rẹtârded or something?
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  421. 8:17 Yw
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  422. "Now yous can't leave" -South Korea
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  423. I'm cautiously optimistic about Dying Light The Beast, but let's not forget Dying Light 2. Multiplayer was a nightmare at launch, and the game was jank. Same thing for Dying Light 1. It was more bug than game at first, but they fixed it up and made it way better. I want Dying Light The Beast to release as a fully functioning game, or I won't be buying it until it until they finish it and make it worthwhile.
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  424. Mr. Trump, I'm giving you an opportunity right now. If you give me a small portion of the land that Mar a Lago is built on, you can ensure that your guests there are safe. Otherwise, I will have to take drastic measures to claim the land that is rightfully mine. Oh boy, I'm excited for this tactical genius to give me a piece of his land in order to maintain peace everywhere!
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  425. 31:05 - 31:18 A lot of people who are homeless and just trying to get by have severe mental illness. One day they could be winning the battle against their mental illness, and losing the battle the next day. Whether or not they're on drugs, some people are fighting ghosts on the sidewalk, and you're going to have to figure out how to deal with them humanely. Remember the lady screaming "THAT MF IS NOT REAL" on the plane? She wasn't homeless to the best of my knowledge. Mental health issues often coincide with the decision to use drugs, which is obviously going to lead to further potential mental breakdowns, but we as a society need to get better at understanding and caring for people who are experiencing mental breakdowns. That said; people, especially desperate people, can be dangerous.
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  426. ​ @mixemup.  Lmao I don't think you know what "inserted" means 😂
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  427. Matt "Let's just delete the spiel and give it a C." Editor "Yeah, I'm not doing that 😂"
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  428. 9:17 "And that's all I have to say about that" - Forrest Gump
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  429. ​ @CrabShoe  I'm not sure that I understand the point you're making. Sounds exactly right. Secret state police.
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  430. I think they should unban Tik Tok and just make the shady things that Tik Tok was doing illegal in the USA. Force the company to change their privacy(spying) practices, along with all the other AMERICAN companies that are doing the exact same things.
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  431. Idk if this is what he was like when he was bigger, but he seems like he's lost his marbles just a little bit. Good for him either way.
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  432. Nvm he was clearly like this before 🤣
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  433. Starfield is contending with Outriders for most/most ridiculous cutscenes.
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  434. 0:40 "fully controlled, autonomous" Reminiscent of "Fully semi-automatic"
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  435. 13:05 "50 health" ????? Is Asmon illiterate? 😂😂
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  436. 9:00 I made it as far as I could, but this is getting stupid... No wonder people get this "question" "wrong".
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  437.  @jacobc7643  why are you bringing up Kamala? Do you want her to be your president??
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  438.  @Tetrahfy  stop projecting. If you think he was successful, then idk what to tell you. I'm not here to try and convince stupid people that they're not stupid.
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  439.  @Beveyboygames  ok? Who said anything about hating Trump? I pity him at this point. Just let him rest in retirement and let's run a worthwhile candidate. Why is that so hard to understand? I want a president who is good for the country. That's all. Trump is too old. I'm tired of arguing with people who can't understand that.
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  440.  @comradelade5524  and he is not the 2024 presidential candidate. I'm available for hire if you would like help with your reading comprehension.
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  441. Mostly from Trump's administration, just like last time eh? 😂
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  442.  ꧁ Jaer red ------------👇💘 ꧂  what the fuck? What shitty translation app do you scammed use?
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  443.  @asongucollins5917  we knew what?
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  444. ​ @Mr.EFridge  yes, apparently. The economy was CRIPPLED under Trump...
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  445. This guy clearly learned a thing or 2 from the mistakes made by the creator of the "Please don't buy atomic heart" video. You see, this guy put his insulting generalization of gamers at the END of his video. Instead of all up front. Brilliant. Good job, jackass.
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  446. Trump: "Kamala is black, sure, idc." Also Trump: "Kamala IS Biden." Me, closely following a debate for the first time: "mhmm, yup, Kamala is black, and Kamala is Biden; therefore, Biden is black. Wait, how does this bs help our economy?"
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  447. So.... does that mean the skins are normally free, since 800% of 0 = 0%?
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  448. "Defund the police" and "remove the police" are 2 entirely different concepts. You do this thing fairly often where you decide you understand an issue, and then you argue against an easy strawman instead of the real argument.
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  449. 😟
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  450. 15:17 bro's basically the Forest Gump of the videogaming industry... 😂
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  451. Fakest apology of the year. He's obviously just repeating what they wanted him to say without an ounce of regret or introspection. Definitely lock him up. He does NOT represent America or American values. He needs some time to think about his behavior. In jail.
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  452. 0:49 "There's over 1.5 convicted criminal aliens" 😮
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  453. I said "fuck" one time. Am I going to hell?
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  454. Who are think
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  455. Driving that train 🎶
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  456. This is why cheating is so prevalent in gaming right now. If the norm is to purchase an advantage over those who do not make that choice, then why not purchase mods or other things online? It's literally what you're supposed to do to get ahead; just taken to the logical level that the publishers fail to anticipate when they encourage players to do buy an advantage. You can pay $30+ to get a 3-day head start over those who don't pay? Well why not save your $30 and just pay for rmt that will get you a lot more value bc it's supplied by bots, and doesn't take real people 3 days of grinding to obtain? Just cheat in games where there's a grind. This mentality extends to irl too. Is there a way to cheat the system so you don't have to grind a 9-5? People will find it.
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  457.  @6Sparx9  woosh yourself if you missed what I'm saying 😂
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  458. Not that I wanted Kamala to win, but.... FUCK. Why can't we just have somebody who's worth a damn in the oval office? Is it too much to ask that we have at least 1 candidate next time that won't be an embarrassment? Before you say anything, just shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear your opinions on Kamala or Trump. I want someone waaayyyyy better than either of those assholes. They're both equally unqualified for different reasons.
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  459. For YEARS I have been saying this is the "Age of Misinformation"
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  460. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
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  461. You can't arrest somebody for trespassing in a public space until they've been told to leave and they refuse.
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  462. I personally don't believe Asmon can even smell much of anything in that room...
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  463. YouTube: "We heard your concerns about making money on YouTube with legitimate content, so we are going to take action by preventing you from doing so even further. Talk shit again and see what happens."
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  464. When the midroll ad played I was glad I skipped the in-video ad read.
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  465. Took the words out of my mouth. The worst part about the Bethesda space game is all of the space stuff.
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  466. Like RFK, I used to be a Democrat. I wouldn't consider myself a Republican now. I just want to see good changes in America, and I appreciate when I see them. We need to investigate food regulation in this country, and I see something being done about that. I heard Trump said he'll stop taxation on tips. Millions of Americans, myself included, are eagerly awaiting that change. Maybe he'll even look at the federal minimum wage and tie it to inflation somehow, because the cost of living has gotten out of control, and the majority of Americans seem to feel like wages have not kept up with costs.
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  467. It sounds to me like the most likely answer would be that this is some highly advanced camera system.
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  468. 3:36 That... is not what that means... Playing the skin flute is giving a bj... 😂
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  469. I am so ashamed of my country. Holy shit....
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  470. 9:03 That comment is pure bullshit The ENTIRE POINT of the first movie WAS to make The Joker a more sympathetic and relatable character. People just say shit without thinking smh
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  471. 13:54 hfs Asmon has evolved to be empathetic?! Hol'up. Ok no wait, he's advocating mass murder as the solution, nvm 😂
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