Comments by "" (@titteryenot4524) on "Why should you read "Hamlet"? - Iseult Gillespie" video.

  1. Two beers, or not two beers, that is the question/Whether Wetherspoon’s is nobler in the mind for supper/The gin slings and Arrow beers of outrageous fortune/Or to the Guildford Arms for a seabreeze with bubbles/And after much dozing, upend them./Bleary eye, counting sheep; To count sheep, perchance sea bream,-aye, there’s the chub/For in that sleep with sheep, what bleats may come/When we have scuffled with that immortal gargoyle/Must give us cause-there’s the respect that makes Calamity Jane a good trouble and strife/For who would buy the Walnut Whips and Blackthorns before bedtime?/The transgressor’s thong, the loud man’s costume/The hunger-pangs of no pies, bruv, the in-law’s dismay/The insolence of Microsoft Office, and the burns/That in-patients merit if blameworthy rakes/When peeing oneself when a night-bus brakes/On a bare Bodmin/Dr Who would Daleks fear/To grunt and sweat under a weary wife/Such that the bedspread heave with every breath/The undiscovered pantry, from whose Bournville chocolate/No wanderer returns, befuddles the willpower/And makes us rather take those pills we have/Than buy others that we know not of?/Thus non-science doth make blowhards and those in thrall/And, thus, the non-native hue and cry of revolution/Is Wikileaked o’er with the frail mast and bought/And Starship-Enterprises of weight, myth and (spur-of-the-) moment/From the mouth of this Bard, their direct-currents turn and fly/And choose the name of inaction …
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