Comments by "Crime Beanus" (@CrimeBeanus) on "Shaun Jones" channel.

  1. Pereira looks like he was barely breathing and sweating at the end of the round... like it was hardly work for him. He was punching in slow motion. On the other hand, that dude is going to tell his kids about how he "used to train with" with the UFC LHW champ and "held his own", "had him rocked against the wall" during a gym war, etc.
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  2. Ah the joys of being a professional sparring partner near fight time. As the camp progresses you slowly transform into the worlds most technical heavy bag.
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  3. Taylor talking shit to Mayweather then immediately tucking tail when he asked to spar is one of the funniest things ever.
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  4. Imo he's saying "try me, try me, see what happens" not "fight me". I commented on Guru's video something similar - I'm from Auckland, there are dudes like this everywhere. Mostly Maori's. I have had and seen this happen so many times I can't count. You can get cussed out, stepped out, for absolutely no reason. NZ has a real "tough guy" culture, especially around Maoris. A lot of them come across as mentally unwell or unstable. There are so many dudes walking the street looking for a fight, it feels really unsafe. As Brad Riddell stated in one of his post-fight interviews (his fight after one of their training partners was sucker-punched and killed down Queen street in the CBD) - he mentioned he has lived and trained all around the world, and nowhere feels more unsafe than NZ. I completely agree with him, NZ has so much of this amongst minorities, and a lot of it is ignored because it is considered part of native culture. But yeah, long story short, you can be minding your own business and some dude will just start hurling abuse at you looking for a fight absolutely unprovoked. So I completely believe Adesanya.
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  5.  @hanoitripper1809  I'm saying he had to restrain himself as to not injure Pereira, while Alex basically beat the shit out of him and broke his nose. He was operating in a professional sparring partner capacity, regardless of how skilled he is.
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  6. I've always loved Ruiz's style, even before the Joshua fight when he fought Parker here in NZ. He's built like a proper Twinkie but his style is so crisp and fast.
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  7. What person who understands anything about combat sports thought that fight was boring?? every single time Strickland checked or back swept Izzys kicks was amazing, even in the later rounds his defense stayed razor sharp. Watching him nose breath in the fifth was mind blowing. The whole fight was incredible!
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  8. I love the energy between Moose and Bazuka, very little ego.
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  9. It's less about "I'm twice his size" and more about whether you can take a broken nose and immediately press forward, because a 50-60 kg fighter is more than capable of breaking your face no matter how big you are.
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  10. ...and regarding racism and the use of the big N, absolutely believe that too. That word has no stigma in NZ. (as it should be imo, but that is a whole different argument).
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  11. ​ @hanoitripper1809  "in the capacity of", i.e representing... whether or not he was an actual professional sparring partner. Either way, I was talking about pro partners in general, which would be obvious to anyone who wasn't an actual idiot. What tf is your actual issue with my comment?
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  12. The cake, the bouncer as a body guard, the dildo Danis website - ffs Logan is more of a prop comedian that carrot top. The way he tries to drop these premeditated zingers is way too cringe for anyone over the age of 13.
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  13. lmao the Saudi crowd 😂
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  14. Danis winning already goddam those comebacks were tier 1
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  15. To the point of mental strength, obviously women are NOT stronger than men mentally, that's an INSANE premise. A more accurate statement would be that when it comes to mental strength, it is a level playing field - women have the capacity to be stronger than men. Unlike the in the physical, where it is definitely not a level playing field.
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  16. The wannabee hat, the clear lens glasses, the perpetual goofball smile, the gun chat and pissing contest over googleable information - this is approaching peak cringe.
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  17. Bodybuilder = walking heavy bag
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  18. These perpetual wedgies cant be comfortable during a workout. I would be spending the whole time wondering whether I had doodoo stains visible after squatting or something. Good thing none of these that dress like that work out very hard otherwise those shorts would become the 'burn after use' kind iykwim
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  19. No chance in hell her sparring partners are going anywhere near 100%... its not event an etiquette thing, it's a human nature thing at that point. If you are experienced enough to be allowed by the team to share a ring in sparring with someone like Claressa, then there is no chance you would step in there and go anywhere near full strength. If you have sparred with females before, or done any sparring at all, then you would understand what I mean.
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  20. Oh Shaun, you're telling Deontay Wilder how good at boxing he is?! I'd like to see you do better! 😠
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  21. One boxer DID enter high level MMA, James Toney fought Couture back in the day. It went exactly as you would expect.
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  22. Looking forward to the Dubai vlog lad. I'm in a similar position to you, was bulletproof in the ring/gym in my late 20s, now 30s overweight and injured. I'll live vicariously through you 😀
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  23. ​ @manladan5929  spot the dude who has never trained with wrestlers
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  24. Shaun, you're just jealous because you're small.
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  25. Haha that moment with John in the cage was kinda scary lol that dude is big, KSI guaranteed heart rate spike for a moment 🤣
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  26. Yeah ok true, Zherka does have zero speed, and zero power....HOWEVER what you forgot is that Zherka DOES also have zero technique 😂
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  27. Logan could double in size and triple in skill and I still don't think any grown adult will respect him. Short of killing a bear with his bare hands and saving a bunch of children in the process, he will always be a crypto scamming Disney cringe lord.
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  28. I still crank Face the Pain by Stemm haha. Used to be the intro to all the UFC DVDs, I would buy one every payday.
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  29. who the hell is 'Belal Mohammad'??
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  30. Taylor is an absolute nugget Papi is super flat footed, I guess you can get away with that a bit in boxing.
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  31. The frantic "F- HIM UP" complete with voice break @ 6:13 epitomizes this entire fratboy douchebag situation lol. Like a discount version of the "JUST BLEED" UFC guy. What a shitshow 😂
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  32. 3:47 "gut reaction" huh.... 😂
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  33. Wait this bum fought Alan Belcher?? I completely forgot about that guy, he was a UFC OG. Pretty sure hes a BJJ blackbelt. What a shame he shared a ring with this parody. At least he probably got a bag.
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  34. He's a narcissistic sociopath, I get a lot of the same vibes from Anthony Joshua who has let his mask slip lately a bit too. But nothing like Jones, that guy is trash. Don't forget about the DV charges. What a shame, he could have been an immortal icon. But as you implied, those psychopathic traits mixed with physical gifts are probably what got him to the top... what a conundrum.
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  35. LMAO the impressions 🤣
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  36. lmao kimbo slice vs kimbo loaf
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  37. You said Logan was the "more skilled fighter" but I think hes just the more athletic fighter and probably better boxer. I would put my money on Danis if it was MMA.
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  38. Too slow
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  39.  @shaunjonesfighting  nah mate, I wasn't talking to you. I was the first comment, I was talking to all the other scrubs in here 😆
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  40.  @shaunjonesfighting  to a million subs Jonesy, to a million 🤘💪🚀
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  41. The good ending: "do you want moist?" (winks) "y-yes..."
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  42. Zherka reminds me of Tim Sylvia but waaay shittier, like Sylvia if he never trained
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  43.  @manladan5929  lmao ok
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  44.  @قرفص  Yeah ok, you have never fought. You have absolutely never stepped foot in a ring or a sparring mat. No actual experienced fighter would say what you just said. Stop. Go back to playing Street Fighter.
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  45.  @ogolthorp  Do you live in NZ? if "yes", you are clearly in denial as this is common knowledge here, but either way a quick look at stats will clear that up. If "no", then you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and you will probably never understand.
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  46.  @wladdragwlya  Maori have extreme privilege here, much more than European born natives.
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  47. If it adds any validity, I am also Maori - Ngapuhi tribe.
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  48.  @ogolthorp  Exactly. Shut your mouth.
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  49.  @ogolthorp  "k" as an exit strategy is not the win you think it is. It's not 2005.
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  50. People in the future will look back on this period of madness with disgust the same way we look back on the brutality and ignorance of the dark ages. Our leaders truly are weak, spineless pandering fools.
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  51. Eddie's wife with the constant toad scream is actually part of the strategy. Solid distraction.
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  52. Standard slav activities
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  53. Last laugh for him? what did he do? lmao dude is getting his 'last laugh' off another mans work. Embarrassing.
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  54. 100% if they are within 1 meter, stance up for sure - NEVER do that stupid forehead to forehead BS. As soon as they are that close, you are rolling the dice on your safety. Keep safe.
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  55. Logan the king of prop comedy, the logistics behind these gags - hiring the bodyguard, paying for the cake, paying Hansen. This man is dedicated to the cringe grindset.
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  56. I agree with you on the Joshua decision, but the KO potential from Ngannou is particularly enhanced because of 1) his insane power, and 2) Joshua's fading chin. Joshua is gonna have to be one hell of a matador.
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  57.  @JohnSmith-lh1qt I'm speaking relatively. Joshua has been put on skates by Klitschko, Ruiz, and Whyte. He is becoming more and more tentative in the way he fights. No one is following any narratives dork, it's not that hard to spot.
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  58. @ith-lh1qt First of all, spare me the crying laugh emojis. I get you are a typical casual fight fan, but try channel all the brain cells you have in the meatball on your shoulders and process these basic facts: 1 - Ngannou has never been rocked so has not developed a subconscious fear of being knocked out 2 - Ngannou arguably has the most power Joshua has ever faced 3 - Joshua has, not just been officially knocked out, but has also been visibly rocked multiple times by multiple opponents - I'm not talking about being dropped, I am talking about concussion territory 4 - Joshua has noticeably changed his fighting style which very likely correlates with the brain impact he has take over the years 5 - Once a fighter has been knocked out once they tend to be more prone to being knocked out again, this is a defense mechanism in the brain, hence references to a fighter "losing their chin" That is all the explaining I am going to do for you. If you can't understand where I am coming from on my initial comment after this, then nothing will help you.
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  59. ​ @JohnSmith-lh1qt  Yeah ok you're officially wasting my time, I'm not going to argue with an armchair idiot. I can't handle this level of cringe "bro". Congrats on the "10+ years of being a fan of fighting" lol. Re-read this thread when your frontal lobe is fully developed.
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  60. Boxing + wrestling most effective combo for mma imo. That plus learn how to check and condition against leg kicks. If you are longer for your weight class, swap boxing for thai boxing, and if you are not very strong or explosive for your weight class swap wrestling for bjj
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  61. My first thought when I saw this yesterday was that those sparring partners look waaay lower in size and skill than Conor. I hope this is just a small sample, because if this is what he is going up against weekly then good luck beating an animal like Poirier if there is a rematch.
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  62. lol Tommy probably won't even recognize and react to a hip twitch
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  63. idk what it is about Khalil but he is very scary, his explosiveness is some of the best on the roster.
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  64. I wouldn't count Rountree out. Pereira is obviously going to be on another technical level, but Khalil's explosivity is dangerous. I mean, Saki was one of the greatest strikers of all time and look what he did to him.
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  65. If there was a Venn diagram for the pro slapping audience it would be the crossover region between WWE fans, teenagers smoking pot, and people who's favorite song is 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool
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  66. Disney boy for life
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  67. 2:46 the cut edit haha 😉
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  68. knees are like pringles, once you pop you cant stop
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  69. Too cool man!
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  70. That's how you can tell he has never spent quality time taking the highs and lows of a fight gym - he has never been humbled and has no idea about fighter etiquette
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  71. 4:40 Why Cub Swanson on that poster tho? like if you are going to go full scam and create a mount Rushmore poster as they have, why? also is that Frank Shamrock second from the left?? lmao
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  72. Can't believe YT restricted this. It's self sabotage, they are creating a gap in the market they dominate, because now there is a space between LiveLeak and "things slightly too violent for YT" that is missing from the platform. If they keep widening that gap by deeming more and more things "too violent" or "too whatever", someone will pick that gap up and steal a piece of their audience. Sure they will never compete with YT, but it's a slice of the pie that is up for grabs at YouTube's expense.
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  73. This YouTube beef stuff is too goofy and trivial to look away.
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  74. I have had this a few times after taking long breaks. First sparring back feels incredibly awkward, no flow or pop, feels like you are fighting underwater. This is usually enhanced when you fight someone who is naturally awkward or a noobie, makes for a bad experience. It's even more frustrating when in your mind you are still trying to get your body to do all it could do when you were fit and in peak shape, but it just doesn't want to. It takes 1-2 months to get back into good working form. I feel you lad, thank you for this. Anyone here who has something bad to say about this has probably never been in a fight or stepped foot in the ring.
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  75. Rolling under the bottom rope is considered feminine and bad luck in Thai culture. I learnt that the embarrassing way.
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  76. I disagree with Sneako in that Nate never looks tired - to me he constantly and immediately looks tired lol, it's just he seems to remain completely functional and he stays that way no matter how long the fight goes like some kind of machine while others wilt to exhaustion
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  77. Seen a lot of these guys come and go from my MT gym 😂
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  78. Not long covid, but I have similar training fomo. Muay thai 6 days a week in my 20s, felt invincible. Now mid 30s, permanent tinnitus and I need hot water bottles on my back before I can get dressed in the morning. Body is completely broken. So big ups lad, hope you shake this long covid soon and get back to being an animal. Thanks for the entertainment.
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  79. That 'never felt a leg kick' energy
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  80. Cringed hard at Paddys walkout music. Weidman used to do the same, cram 20 different "top of the pops" hits into one song for maximum crowd "wooHoooo"
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  81. lemme axe you sumthin
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  82. 👍
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  83. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... I think there are certain religions and cultures that have been allowed to behave in certain ways that should not be acceptable in the west, and eventually the people will have had enough. Can't wait for the day our people finally realize that they don't have to stand for this.
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