Comments by "k98killer" (@k98killer) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. He got drugged at a bachelor party last night and is wandering around downtown LA borrowing people's cell phones as he retraces his steps in search of his wallet and keys.
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  2. Fear is a weakness you should overcome.
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  3. Didn't he win the Thing to become, uh, the guy that...you know, the guy!
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  4.  @AuntBibby  nothing is more satisfying generally than watching a professional excel at her job. Women gotta contribute to the economy somehow.
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  5. There is such significance to the passage of time because there is such significance to the passage of time, it's quite significant.
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  6.  @KelsaRavenlock  don't go to a hospital -- go to an outpatient clinic where they aren't scumbags trying to suck out your soul.
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  7. 56 expletives, unless I miscounted. Awesome.
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  8. I am the law.
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  9. How do you vote "straight ticket Republican" in a GOP primary election? I'm beginning to think this news organization needs an independent fact checker.
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  10. Not only can anyone send you a bill after you die, the government also claims a percentage of what's left before your heirs get any. Welcome to the modern financial system, tax slave -- the bureaucrats take more from us than feudal lords took from the serfs.
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  11.  @TheAetherbeast  Co-sign, like for a lease? What does that even mean in this context?
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  12. The price of money is the short term interest rate plus duration premiums.
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