Comments by "The Underground Lair of the Squankum" (@theundergroundlairofthesqu9261) on "Behind the Bastards" channel.

  1. Also, there's no reason not to ask for a raise at work just because your house is messy. The whole thing is an authoritarian "sit down and shut up!" for anybody they deem unworthy.
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  2. I had an uncle who worked as a ranch hand. He brought order from cows.
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  3. Bartleby: I would prefer to be a Viking.
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  4. Can you buy JB Weld in two 55 gallon drums? You're going to need a lot of JB Weld.
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  5. I survived the 80's as a yute and I have to say, concern about nuclear war was something some people had -- and some people just bumbled right along, unconcerned. (See also, global warming.) To hear that young JP was afraid of nuclear apocalypse, combine that with "Pronouns? Hate speech? THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT WILL THROW ME IN JAIL!" and his anticommunist ravings about "CANNIBAL ISLAND IN SIBERIA! " and various other "WE'LL BE STANDING IN LINE FOR BEETS!" type hysteria, then fast forward to looky here who loves him some painkillers... Yeah, I'm guessing anxiety is a whole bunch of his psyche. I recommend going and listening to the Circle Jerks' "Anxious Boy" about four times in a row, it's awesome.
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  6.  @GuerillaBunny  OK, then we'll also have to point out that U.S. ground troops were pretty much withdrawn by the early 70's! And if he had joined at a very early age, that's the kind of thing people point out later. I'm not even aware of any underage kids sneaking in stories for Vietnam. WWII, for sure, as one of them earned a Medal of Honor on Iowa Jima.
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  7. Robert Evans: dangerous, sleep-deprived driver.
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  8. Aw, that's nothin'. Nowadays anybody can get millions of people to watch their feets on the internet.
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