Comments by "Alan" (@Alan-nq5xg) on "Professor Dave Explains" channel.

  1. the soldiers are heavily armed penguins, like those in the 1992 Batman movie 😂😂😂
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  2. The truth is that you are a brainwashed idiot. Thank you for proving it.
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  3. it just doesn't exist.
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  4. Water makes 71% of the earth surface but represents only 0.1% of the earth volume... Oceans are not that deep after all... Science.
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  5. Dumb flattards (pleonasm) are humiliated once again. These utter most cretins are the shame of our civilization.
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  6. still better than a flat earth fallacy.
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  7. Flattards are the dumbest people on the globe
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  8. Are you proud to believe something stupid and crazy? You must also think that Harry Potter and Tinkerbell are real 😂😂😂 Meanwhile it only takes the intelligence level of a 7 year old to prove the globe by simple daily observations like the sun, it's basic geometry, elementary grade level. Looks like you didn’t manage to get past 3rd grade level of education... that's embarrassing.
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  9. Keep watching your Tinkerbell animations...
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  10. There is plenty of live footage from space you can find, look it up, ignorant fool 😂😂😂
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  11. flattards need education indeed, so do you.
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  12. Check the flight routes again before humiliating yourself with silly comments. Bam, bye dimwit.
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  13. 70% of earth is water ??? 😂😂😂 In which comic book did you get your knowledge from dumb fool?
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  14. tim, in which comic book did you get your knowledge from ? 😂😂😂
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  15. Simple observations prove the sun can't be close, it's basic logic and geometry... 3rd grade level.
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  16. Flattards can't science, all their so-called experiments are failed due to their lack of basic education and understanding of basic science...
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  17. I just asked and they said square. Must be true...
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  18. You shouldn't be using your mommy's computer, dumb little boy.
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  19. Even a 7 year old kid can do that...
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  20. The only thing flat is your brain, dimwit.
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  21. You have the CAPs key locked, dimwit.
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  22.  @dailynonsensetv6128  Did you look at a sunset or sunrise from your window of the place cruising at 33,000ft? That's about 6 miles high... according to flat earth imbecdility, the sun is circling at 3000 above our pizza, that's 2994 miles above the plane... So why do I see the sun BELOW the horizontal level of the plane at sunset or sunrise, dummy?
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  23. Some of these idiots can vote...
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  24. gas expand to fill up its container. The air from space ship expand to the outside of the ship.
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  25.  @grimakastatik  "black sun from the the north pole"... "inner earth "... 😂😂😂 In which comic book did you get your knowledge from...
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  26. how about you try to learn proper English first before humiliating yourself with your ignorance...
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  27. LOL... Looks like you dropped early from elementary school to become a Pastor... 10 is a rounded number, but you probably don't know what that means either...
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  28. the ice wall is guarded by heavily machine-gun equipped penguins, they don't need to get paid, we just need to feed them with some fish to eat...
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  29. Sure, educate me.
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  30. The book of Enoch was removed from the stupid bible due to profanity... so that's all they got?
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  31. You're brain is definitely flat.
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  32. The only thing flat is your brain, dimwit.
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  33.  @theunknown930  How about you learn how to speak English first...?
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  34.  @blackjack1482  All oceans represent about 0.1% of earth volume. Is that a lot? But I'm sure you have better scientific data about the fairytale Frisbee you can share.
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  35. tony is poggers new village idiot. It is priceless to discover new brainwashed dimwits with the brain of a hamster who didn't get past 1st grade.
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  36.  @scott_meyer  well... it's hard to tell with all these idiots around...
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  37.  @nicosimeonov  By the way, the volume of water and earth are public information and general knowledge. But perhaps you have better scientific information about our fairytale Frisbee you want to share? Is there a "flattards for dummies" book I can refer to?
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  38. That would be funny to have the moon like a pizza hanging up in the sky and facing the earth perfectly 😂😂😂
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  39. You have the CAPs key locked, dimwit.
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  40.  @dakrontu  The penguins are the same as in the 1992 "Batman Returns" movie, a few of them were happy to take a break to shoot that film.
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  41.  @e-man1634  we don't teach imbecility and non-sense at school, dimwit. If you had been there, you would know.
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  42. It only takes the intelligence level of a 7 year old to prove the globe by simple daily observations like the sun, it's basic geometry, elementary grade level. A 7 year old kid can destroy the flat earth imbecility by simple math and logic, that's embarrassing...
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  43. huh... actually the dumb flattards are those who didn't manage to get past elementary grade...
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  44.  @Solid_Nihilist  Du(m)bay is a neo-nazi charlatan and should be jailed for his propaganda of lies and falsified videos... you have to be a brainwashed cretin to fall for his crap... that's poor stuff for dummies 😂😂😂
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  45. Ask Harry Potter.
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  46. You can watch all these flattard channels, that's poor stuff for dummies...
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  47. Why it it called South Pole if it is shaped like a pizza crust, dummy ? You don't even know there are ball magnets... that confirm flattards are complete ignorant idiots at all levels.
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  48. Flattards believe that Harry Potter and Tinkerbell are real 😂😂😂 This is priceless !
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  49. Thank you for the good laugh, dimwit. The only thing flat is your brain.
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  50. Dubay 😂😂😂 Eric Du(m)bay is a neo-nazi charlatan and should be jailed for his propaganda of lies and falsified videos... All his so-called proofs have all been debunked all over the internet, that's poor stuff for dummies 😂😂😂 Only simple minds and utter most cretins fall for this crap.
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  51. Flat brain idiot... you probably also believe that Harry Potter is real 🤣🤣🤣
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  52. There is a giant flying turtle holding our Frisbee on its back...
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  53. The only thing flat is your brain, dimwit.
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  54. Were you born idiot?
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  55. Were you born idiot, or did your parents drop you on the head while a toddler, dimwit?
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  56. The only thing flat is your brain, dumb fool 😂😂😂 it only takes the intelligence level of a 7 year old to prove the globe by simple daily observations like the sun, it's basic geometry, elementary grade level. Looks like you didn’t manage to get past 3rd grade level of education...
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  57. Your stupid bible is a science fiction book that was written over 2000 years ago by simple humans, by cave men... It also says that we are all grasshoppers. It's certainly a reliable source for scientific information. 🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile it only takes the intelligence level of a 7 year old to prove the globe by simple daily observations like the sun, it's basic geometry, elementary grade level. Looks like you didn’t manage to get past 3rd grade level of education, dimwit...
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  58. You have the CAPs key locked, dimwit. You just lost all credibility. The only thing flat is your brain, dumb fool.
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  59. reminds me of Rob Skiba 😂😂😂
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  60. ...says the village idiot.
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  61. It doesn't take much evidence to completely destroy the flat earth imbecility... even a 7 year old kid can do that.
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  62. Imagine if they had their name as the Harlem Frisbeetrotters 😂😂😂
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  63. dummy Larry boy, learn how to spell a "plane" before humiliating yourself further with your plain ignorance and imbecility... dimwit.
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  64.  @dailynonsensetv6128  The only thing flat is your brain, dimwit.
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  65. Mr PACMAN... yeah that fits you well....dimwit.
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  66.  @kalaiamudhan3394  You can take a basic science class in middle school...
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  67. Terry boy, you can't even get the facts right, dummy. The only thing flat is your brain.
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  68. maybe he meant "Babe" ? Brainwashed fools can have mixed feelings 😂😂😂
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  69.  @Eaglez27  "open mind"... yeah simple minds will believe anything crazy and stupid.
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  70. Postit3, in which comic book did you get your knowledge from, dimwit? 😂😂😂
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  71. hi fu z
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  72.  @daveduncan9005  The flattards never left their mommy's basement to take a long international flight, so they don't know there is always 1h or 2h in flight duration between inbound and outbound... it's just another check item in their ignorance list.
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  73. Water represents about 0.1% of earth's volume, dimwit.
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  74.  @ronaldblue3063  How about you do some research before humiliating yourself with your plain ignorance.
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  75. Reggie... the only thing flat is your brain. And your chest as well most likeky😂😂😂
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  76. This comment coming from a village idiot, is priceless ! THEBULLDOG = dumbest living creature on our globe.
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  77. another perfect example of flattardism insanity...
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  78.  @nicosimeonov  You want to investigate? Take a shower and instead of using a towel, spin yourself so you make 1 rotation in 24 hours. Tell me if the water is ejected from your body. Hurry up, dimwit.
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  79.  @nicosimeonov  Science fiction is a good way to represent the "flattard for dummies" concept...
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  80. Paul Mavric... a new village idiot 😂😂😂
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  81. Centrifugal doesn't exist? Look it up, ignorant fool. Centripetal force is defined as, "the force that is necessary to keep an object moving in a curved path and that is directed inward toward the center of rotation," while centrifugal force is defined as "the apparent force that is felt by an object moving in a curved path that acts outwardly away from the center..."
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  82. it only takes the intelligence level of a 7 year old to prove the globe by simple daily observations like the sun, it's basic geometry, elementary grade level. Looks like you didn’t manage to get past 3rd grade level of education... Cinder dummy boy.
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  83. Dumb comment, dimwit.
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  84.  @jameswest8280  Next you will tell us you have an IQ of 140 like all these dumb flattards say, while they didn't get past 3rd grade 😂😂😂
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  85.  @flickflyer4  it's like about joking inside an airplane that you have a bomb... same level.
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  86. They didn't manage to get past kindergarten, so anything about basic geometry and elementary school logic is already way beyond their level of understanding...
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