Comments by "Peter S" (@Peter_S_) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. Matt Gaetz came home early from work one day and found his girlfriend at the door with a packed suitcase and leaving. He said where are you going, what has happened? We've been together three years now and you are just walking out on me like that? So the girlfriend responded saying, "I went to mail a letter at the post office today and I saw your photo on the wall and underneath it, it said you were a peedophile". He turned and looked at her and said "peedophile? That's a pretty big word for a twelve year old isn't it"?
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  2. Pizza Gaetz is greasy...... VERY greasy.
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  3. Mark of the Dunce.
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  4. At the center of every swastika, you'll find an X.
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  5. When you lose half your IQ, all you're left with is Q.
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  6. JUST SAY NO to MAYO PETE 👎👎👎
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  7. At one point, Utah consumed more gay internet pr0n than any other location on Earth.
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  8. The Count of Mostly Crisco is going through some Bigly things, people are saying.
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  9. She didn't have a Kraken, but she's had plenty of crack.
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  10. Jasmine Crockett is Presidential Material! Love her! 💙
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  11. Melon husk is a crypto bro chud.
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  12. Reminder: Ivermectin is a dewormer made for pigs, ostriches, jackasses, and sheep. Oh the irony.
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  13. Dog the Bounty Hunter has really let himself go.
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  14. Now more Russians have died from this invasion in 1 MONTH than were killed in 10 YEARS of Afghanistan. 15,800 killed russian soldiers in Ukraine - 15,051 killed russian soldiers in Afghanistan. 8 killed russian generals in Ukraine, and another 9 arrested - 5 killed russian generals in Afghanistan. 509 tanks destroyed in Ukraine - 352 tanks destroyed in Afghanistan. 1556 armored personnel carriers destroyed in Ukraine - 1314 armored personnel carriers destroyed in Afghanistan.
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  15. Fun Fact: 1 out of 3 trump supporters is just as stupid as the other two.
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  16. The Count of Mostly Crisco is going through some BIGLY things! The best words won't help him, now....😆 Coupfefe!
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  17. Everything I've heard from Shahid Buttar makes me wish I could vote for him! He's the kind of resistance that we need!
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  18. Hypocrisy is to ted cruz just as scientology is to tom cruz.
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  19. He bought twitter to try to make people like him. Twitter🐦 is now Xitter. The Xi has the Chinese pronunciation: "Shi" Tweeting🐦 is now Xcreeting, and Tweets are now Xcreets or Xcrement.
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  20. Tweeting🐦 is now Xcreeting💩. Please note the change.
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  21. He's a weasel at best and in reality he's much worse.
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  22. rudy was just tucking his shirt in, but never forget he was married to his cousin for 14 years.
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  23. maga is a Freak Show. If trump doesn't insult your intelligence, you don't have any.
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  24. President Ocasio-Cortez will heal America.
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  25. Nobody goes through things like the Count of Mostly Crisco, an he's going through some bigly things!
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  26. Lock her up!!!!!
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  27. It's good this is just a hoax that will go away when it gets warmer.
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  28. "The investigation also identified numerous links between the Russian government and the Trump campaign." - Robert Swan Mueller verbatim, 2019 "We get all the funding we need from Russia" - Eric Trump verbatim, 2016 Vote D for Democracy or R for Russia. It's that simple.
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  29. What is this 'woke' thing that triggers you so hard I can feel your sphincter clenching from here? Woke means you didn't sleep through history and science class.
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  30. Her mind was lost a long, long, long time ago.
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  31. Person, indictment, trial, sentence, prison. 🔒
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  32. Prince John brings us the Damage Report every weekday.
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  33. FAUX News live stream chats are now ❄❄❄❄"invite only"❄❄❄❄ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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  34. Nobody is allowed into the Fox buildings unless they have the Fox Vaccine Passport. It’s called the “Fox ClearPass”.
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  35. Karma is a biotch.
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  36. I heard Matt Gaetz came home early from work one day and found his girlfriend at the door with a packed suitcase and leaving. He said where are you going, what has happened? We've been together three years now and you are just walking out on me like that? So the girlfriend responded saying, " I went to mail a letter at the post office today and I saw your photo on the wall and underneath it, it said you were a pedophile". He turned and looked at her and said "pedophile"? That's a pretty big word for a twelve year old isn't it"?
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  37. twitter is in the shitter and I'm laughing.
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  38. Malodorous trump is going through some things.
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  39. LOVE IT! Keith Olbermann is going to have an awesome commentary on this one! 🤣
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  40. ....trouble is nobody's better at turning kids into extremists too.
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  41. 🔥FEEL THE BERN !!!🔥 BERNIE 2020 !!!!
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  42. Unvaccinated = post-term abortion, so why to republicans support it?
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  43. MAGA = Mister "Apprentice" Gasping for Air
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  44. Covid causes brain damage, heart damage, lung damage, kidney damage, liver damage, spleen damage, pancreas damage, vascular damage and Diabetes type 1. It also causes impotence and willie shrinkage. In data released at last year's Alzheimer’s Association International Conference, 56.2% of people who get medium to severe covid also experience cognitive decline.
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  45. Marco is a low budget zero-empathy authoritarian Eric Estrada wannabe. Ponch was cool, marco is not.
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  46. Gym just wants to find the wrestleblower.
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  47. My name is Ron Johnson representing Wisconsin, I work in the government there. I’m dumb as a log and I smell like a dog and somehow just set fire to my hair.
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  48. Having some states lock down and some states not lock down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
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  49. The Count of Mostly Crisco is going through some very bigly things. 😂
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  50. America needs more leaders like Ian Mackey.
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